I Am The Cute One
Episodes
You've Got Mail (w/ Violet Benson)
13 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
While every entertainment website known to man was busy putting "You've Got Mail" at the top of their "Best Fall Movies of All Time" lists, Donny was ...
Sweet Home Alabama
06 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Daylight Savings Time ends today, so Donny and Chelsea are rolling the clocks back to 2002, when (somebody's?) quintessential Autumn movie, "Sweet Hom...
Urban Legend (w/ Gwen Carole)
29 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gwen Carole is not in the back seat, but she is on the podcast to recap “Urban Legend” with Chelsea and Donny. Chelsea’s face blindness is parti...
Practical Magic (w/ Hannah Brown)
23 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Hannah Brown is forced to hang out with two Bug’s Life kids for an hour to discuss the Seinfeld of Halloween movies, Practical Magic. Mor...
I Know What You Did Last Summer (w/ US Weekly's Sarah Hearon)
16 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Deputy Editor of US Weekly and host of “Here For the Right Reasons” podcast, Sarah Hearon, joins Donny and Chelsea to recap ‘I Know What You Did...
The Faculty (w/ Tom Hamlett)
09 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea continues to celebrate spooky season by dressing as things that Donny hates, while he sports his best cosplay (it's just a varsity jacket and ...
The Craft
02 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Spooky Season! What's scarier than the last twenty minutes of "The Craft?" An hour of Donny and Chelsea, uninterrupted and unleashed! That's rig...
Twilight (w/ Melissa Kristin)
25 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb... and Donny and Chelsea fell in love with the master class in comedy that is "Twilight." With the help of ...
Almost Famous (w/ Selle Brooks of "Who Asked Me?")
18 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all happening (although Donny wishes it wasn't) this week, as Selle Brooks of the "Who Asked Me?" podcast joins him and Chelsea to recap her fa...
The Sweetest Thing (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is" Podcast)
11 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"You're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here." It's Noor's birthday, and to celebrate, Donny and Chelsea do what the...
Aquamarine (w/ Alina Bock)
28 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe Donny helped a mermaid because this week, his wish is coming true! He and Chelsea finally recap the movie he has been begging to cover since the...
500 Days of Summer (with @thenostalgiclatino)
21 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is a podcast about nostalgia, but you should know upfront, this is not a nostalgia podcast. It's just chaos unleashed, and Carlos (@thenostalgicl...
The Wedding Singer (w/ Christian Gray Snow)
14 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea is out of a wig and in a full sweat as she and Donny are joined by that bitch (and future wedding MC) from Instagram, Christian Gray Snow, to ...
Mean Girls (w/ Jenna Barclay)
07 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Get in, Loser, we're recapping 'Mean Girls!' Donny unblocks everyone's favorite "basic bitch historian," Jenna Barclay, for the week to discuss the Li...
Save the Last Dance (w/ Kendrick Tucker)
31 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
“It ain’t ova, b*tch.” But Donny’s career in podcasting is, as he will ultimately be cancelled for his accent work and acting choices during t...
Love Actually (w/ @blocked_by_jax)
24 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Idiots actually are all around, and Jen (Instagram’s @blocked_by_jax) discovers that quickly when she helps Donny and Chelsea recap “Love Actually...
Easy A (w/ Nava Kavelin & Sophie Ansari of "Podcrushed")
17 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When "Easy A" was picked as this week's movie, Donny and Chelsea knew right away who they wanted to cover it with. Enter Nava and Sophie, co-hosts of ...
Welcome to the Dollhouse (w/ Melissa Beck)
10 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a menagerie this week as Donny and Chelsea are joined by Melissa Beck of "The Real World: New Orleans" to discuss one of her top two movies (and ...
Dick (w/ Ryan Bailey)
03 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea and Donny are not letting Dick run their life, but they are letting Ryan Bailey (someone who likes to eat ass on camera) celebrate the 50th An...
The Witches (w/ Dara Laine Sussman)
26 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What better way to end Chelchella 2022 than by recapping “The Witches,” the movie that defined Chelsea’s personality and inspired her tramp stam...
Legally Blonde (w/ Imani Marcus)
19 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After begging to come back on the the podcast, Imani Marcus (Mixing With Mani) joins Donny and Chelsea to celebrate with her favorite straight woman, ...
Passport to Paris (w/ Millennial Movie Club)
12 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Titanic may not be great with icebergs, but Jaz and Daniel of the Millennial Movie Club Podcast are great with recapping movies of our most format...
The Hot Chick (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is" Podcast)
05 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To kick off Pride Month, Noor from "The Reality Is" Podcast (and Donny & Chelsea's "Princess Diaries" recap), joins the Cute One hosts to recap their ...
The Brady Bunch Movie (w/ Eric Feldman)
29 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kids, put on your Sunday best; we're going to Sears because this week, Donny and Chelsea are having a very Sunshine Day as they recap "The Brady Bunch...
Can't Hardly Wait (w/ Janine of @retr0avocado)
22 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Anybody order a Love Burger?! Donny and Chelsea chat with the writer/director team of "Can't Hardly Wait," Harry Elfont & Deborah Kaplan about how the...
Scooby Doo (w/ @millennial_misery)
15 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jinkies! Donny is on the case of Chelsea not liking the live action Scooby Doo movie, and it appears this week's guest, Jamie of @milennial_misery, is...
Romy & Michele's High School Reunion (w/ Emily Hanks)
08 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Consider this a business woman special! Donny and Chelsea are joined by Emily Hanks, the host of 'She Speaks Bravo' to cover 'Romy & Michele's High Sc...
Center Stage (w/ @millenialkyle)
01 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
@MilennialKyle may not be the best god d-mned dancer at the American Ballet Academy, but he IS one of the best nostalgic dancers on TikTok (check out ...
Hitch (w/ @shinypretties)
24 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Donny and Chelsea welcome Jade (@shinypretties) to their Kevin James stan podcast to cover the VERY 2005 movie, 'Hitch,' but first they discuss the mi...
Coyote Ugly (w/ @iamthirtyaf)
17 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
While it would have made sense to talk about "Saved" for their Easter episode, Donny and Chelsea aren't necessarily known for making sense, so they're...
Saved (w/ @literaltrash2004)
10 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Save the heathens, Hilary Faye. Donny and Chelsea are back with more church stories as they recap a movie Donny hasn't pleasured himself to - "Saved,"...
Miss Congeniality (w/ Andrea Lopez)
03 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of "The Lost City" in theaters now, Donny and Chelsea are recapping another Sandy B classic - "Miss Congeniality" - with comedian, impression...
Cruel Intentions (w/ Joseph Shepherd)
27 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hot off the release of his "Don't Call Me" music video that pays homage to another pop culture phenomenon of the 90s, Joseph Shepherd (host of the "Ex...
High School Musical (w/ Jessica Conrad)
20 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's (finally) Donny's birthday, and to celebrate, he forces Chelsea to watch "High School Musical!" Luckily, he has Jessica Conrad on his side, who c...
Drive Me Crazy (w/ Erin Miller, @overthemoonfaraway)
13 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Donny and Chelsea trick Erin Miller into watching "Drive Me Crazy" for her first podcast appearance, but they quickly learn they should have just watc...
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (w/ Tom Hamlett)
06 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's officially Donny Appreciation Month, and Tom Hamlett of Dumpster Dive Podcast joins Chelsea to celebrate Donny the best way they know how: terror...
Sister Act (w/ Priscilla of @bonjourbitchesblog)
27 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing you can do can keep Priscilla (@bonjourbitchesblog) away from... appearing on 'I Am The Cute One,' and this week, she's here to recap 'Sister ...
She's All That (w/ Kate Steinberg)
20 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kate Steinberg survived HBO Max's '12 Dates of Christmas,' but can she make it through recapping a teen movie from the early aughts with Donny and Che...
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days (w/ @retr0avocado)
13 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing says Valentine's Day like making a bet you can make a woman fall in love with you while simultaneously having that woman terrorize you for 10 ...
Never Been Kissed (w/ Christine Biancavilla)
06 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Christine Biancavilla joins Donny & Chelsea to recap their most problematic movie yet: "Never Been Kissed" (which, it turns out, should have been call...
10 Things I Hate About You (w/ Kendrick Tucker of "Reality & Comics Too")
30 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate that Chelsea likes Bianca's prom dress. Kendrick ...
13 Going on 30 (w/ Quin Lamar)
23 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Donny's worlds collide as his work husband (Chelsea) and real-life husband (Quin Lamar) join forces to discuss the Jennifer Gardener/Mark Buffalo clas...
The Princess Diaries (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is" Podcast)
16 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Noor from "The Reality Is" podcast joins Donny and Chelsea to recap "The Princess Diaries," but before they get to the movie, the hosts try to bully t...
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (w/ Annabelle DeSisto of "Adderall & Compliments")
09 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea, Donny and this week's guest, Annabelle DeSisto of "Adderall & Compliments," may not have been able to find a pair of Levi's that fit all thre...
Josie and the Pussycats (w/ Kiki Monique of @thetalkofshame)
02 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"Josie and the Pussycats is the best movie ever," (Mr. Moviephone voice) and co-host of "I'm Sorry," Kiki Monique (@thetalkofshame) is here to break i...
She's The Man (w/ @lucyontheground)
26 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just like Donny and Chelsea trick their guests into thinking they're recapping a movie while forcing them to listen to tales of their childhood, Amand...
Freaky Friday (w/ Ryan Bailey)
19 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan Bailey of "So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey" joins Donny and Chelsea to chat about Lindsay Lohan's greatest work: "Freaky Friday." Donny shares ...
A Cinderella Story (w/ Kelli & Troy of "Beyond the Blinds")
12 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The party continues as Chelsea & Donny begin their sensible rebrand by covering the 2004 hit, "A Cinderella Story" with co-hosts of "Beyond the Blinds...