I Don't Know Anything with Paige Harriman
Episodes
72: This is Your Brain on Polyamory with Aella -- The Uncensored Cut
01 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Get maybe five e-mails a month demanding the uncensored version of Aella's interview! Well, here you are! Ouch! Donate to Starfish Project or Breaking...
71: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Episode Four, Snoop Dog)
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail, a man in tech tries to make himself the Chief Restructuring Officer (CRO) of Paige's body.
71: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Episode 4, Paige's Patented Workout Plan)
25 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's almost summer! Time to get to your Optimal Level of Hot, BB!
70: Repeat! Replay! Clear Your Mental Cache with Cat Lavery!
25 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Clear Your Mental Cache with Cat Lavery is the only interview I'll ever re-run. (Kind of ironic when you consider the subject matter, right? Enjoy!!)
69 – Paige Against the Machine: What Happens if Work Disappears Overnight? (starring Lindsey Ducroz)
18 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
After a sudden layoff at Frog Design, one employee's life story took a tragic turn. While their death cannot be attributed solely to the dismissal, it...
68 – Motivation Tape! Aaron Francis Repeatedly Kicks Me in the Teeth!
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I play this for myself whenever I feel like sleeping in! Like skipping the gym! Like eating a whole pint of pistachio ice cream! No! Do not do those t...
67 – Act III: Paige Goes to a New York City Orgy / Sgt. Pepper's Plural Hearts Club Band
24 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We hope you will enjoy the show!(This episode resulted in quite a few real-life tears! You can make me feel better by donating to Starfish Project!)
66 – Act II: Paige Goes to a New York City Orgy / Polyamory Killed Rock and Roll
08 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
OK, everybody always emails me and asks me the uncut, non-censored versions of my R-rated episodes. So guess what! Congratulations! I’m giving it to...
65 – Act I: Paige Goes to a New York City Orgy and Overthinks Everything
25 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Orgies are spiritually communist! Think about it! The rules on the white-board clearly say "no private property, only shared resources." And yet, some...
64: Special Episode! The Fountainhead of Money! Ayn Rand Economics with Dan Held!
06 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan Held, Bitcoin entrepreneur and co-founder of ZeroBlock, talks to me about money. Howard Roark would approve! (Ellsworth Toohey just filed an op-ed...
64: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Mail from Paige's Weirdest Hater, Act II (Snoop Dogg, Episode 4)
29 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Q: Are you guys getting paid to be this mean to me?
64: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Hate Mail from Paige's Mom (Episode 4, Snoop Dogg)
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're going to take you back to Biblical times!
63: I Don't Know if You Should Transition with Stephanie Winn
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this interview, Stephanie Winn (host of You Must Be Some Kind of Therapist, LMFT) talks to me about rapid-onset gender dysphoria (ROGD) like it's a...
64: I Don't Know If You Should Transition or Not with Stephanie Winn
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this interview, Stephanie Winn (host of You Must Be Some Kind of Therapist, LMFT) talks to me about rapid-onset gender dysphoria (ROGD) like it’s...
63: Paige Against the Machine – Demystifying the Black Box with Sonia Joseph
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Leading AI researcher Sonia Joseph is showing robots how to wash dishes, drive cars, and...take over the world? (How? Why? What is she doing? What are...
62: The Art of Masculinity Series – How to be a Good Man with Aaron Francis
24 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Aaron Francis, co-founder of Try Hard Studios and father of four kids, talks to me about what it means to be a good husband. (I made him cry a few tim...
61: Famous People Read Ashley Reese's Hate Mail (Snoop Dogg, Episode 4)
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What the heck? Do you guys hear yourselves talk?
60: Motivational Tape – Hey Fellas, Aaron's Got a Message For You!
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Teaser trailer from Aaron Francis's interview with me on masculinity! You should listen to him, guys!
59: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Mail from Paige's Weirdest Hater (Snoop Dogg, Episode 3)
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone really wrote these things to Paige. Why?
58: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Episode 2, Snoop Dogg)
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know Paige gets hate mail almost every day? No idea why! In this mini-series, Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail, Snoop Dogg (powered by art...
57: Modern Spirituality – Romantic Pioneering & Future Sex Sounds with the Founders of Erotic Mysticism, Act II
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In Austin, a new free love movement is brewing. Called “Erotic Mysticism,” this avant-garde sexual subculture aims to get people out of their mind...
56: No, You Do Not Need to Spend $10,000 on a Cult
13 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently, a lot of people in Austin need to hear this message! No, you do not need to spend $10,000 on a cult!!!!!!!!!
55: I Don't Know Anything about the Second Cold War with Joseph Torigan
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you heard about the Second Cold War, between the U.S. and China? It's like the Cold War between the U.S. and Russia. Only this time around, it’...
54: Special Episode! How to Be a Winner with Millie Tadewaldt!
08 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Paige thinks she knows what “winning” is, but what if it’s not always shiny trophies, pots of gold, or Cannes-level standing ovations? Join her ...
53: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Episode 1, Snoop Dogg)
24 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know I get a lot of hate-mail? No idea why! In this new mini-series, Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail, Snoop Dogg (powered by artificial i...
52: Modern Spirituality – The Power of Meditation / A Message for an Age of Anxiety from Sasha Chapin
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Paige has a lot of questions about the Power of Meditation. Sasha has exactly one hour.
51: Modern Spirituality – Romantic Pioneering & Future Sex Sounds with the Founders of Erotic Mysticism, Act I
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In Austin, a new free love movement is brewing. Called “Erotic Mysticism,” this avant-garde sexual subculture aims to get people out of their mind...
50: I Don't Know Anything about Detransitioning with Pariah the Doll
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ex-gay? Detransitioning? Crashing out on Twitter? In this episode, Pariah the Doll explains what's been going on with him. (It's a lot! He's got a pit...
49: New Series! The ABCs of Emotional Intelligence! – Letter F is for Forgiveness, with Juls Bindi
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Want to let go of anger and the past? Um, so do a lot of people.In the first part of this special new series, The ABCs of Emotional Intelligence, I ex...
48: Hey Girl, How Did a Hacker House Founder Get Away with Sexually Assaulting a Minor?
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In 2019, 23-year-old Artemis moved to Silicon Valley to break into the AI industry. What she found was a web of crime, suppressed names, blackmail, se...
47: Mediation Tape – Hey Girl, am I in an Emotionally Abusive Relationship?
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to your body, BB!
46: Special Episode! The Making of "Reply All" with Alex Goldman!
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, famous and important person Alex Goldman tells me all about the making of Reply All, a podcast about the internet. I try to keep i...
45: Paige Against the Machine – Starting a Robopocalypse with Aaron Francis
31 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Aaron Francis (founder of Try Hard Studios, devoted husband and father, Laracon speaker, coolest person in Dallas) walks me through h...
44: I Don’t Know Anything About Losing a Presidential Election with Kallen Dimitroff
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The year is 2016. At the University of Texas at Austin, four student government presidential candidates were eagerly clamoring for voter support, the ...
43: Hey Girl, How Are You Making It in America as a Low-Wage Worker?
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How did the 1996 welfare reform act impact the American working poor?In this episode, a food service industry veteran (of 20+ years!) shares the harsh...
42: Five-Minute Bedtime Stories Tape – Aesop's Fables
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While cleaning out my garage, I found one of my favorite childhood books, Aesop's Fables! So I decided to share some stories with you! They're not dir...
41: I Don't Know Anything about Attachment with Dr. Lauretta Reeves
22 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"What came first, the music or the misery? Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection,...
40: Meditation Tape – How to Send Love and Compassion to Someone who Hurt You, Even if They Are Not Sorry and Probably Deserve Divine Punishment
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded for my dear friend L. We all love you! You are so special to us!
39: Meditation Tape – David and Angelina (The Habit Energy of Anger, Cooling the Flames)
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, I read the story of David and Angelina, from the book Anger by Thich Nhat Hanh.This episode was made in collaboration with Plum Villa...
38: Paige Against the Machine - Do Androids Dream in Technicolor?
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While in Miami for Art Basel, I stumbled across a studio, Robohood, owned by the developers of the original robotic painting technology! In this episo...
37: Meditation Tape – Let Go for Dear Life!!!!! with Go Fast Don't Die
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this short meditation tape, Go Fast Don't Die and I will show you how to let go (for dear life).
36: Don't You Want to Become a Cult Leader? with Carey Burtt
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So it looks like your girl became an accidental cult reporter!Many people are e-mailing, calling, and texting me with stories of their cult experience...
35: Rising Up from the Ashes of the Children of God Cult – The Complete Series
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Olivia Eden was born into the Children of God, a notorious cult led by treacherous leaders David Brandt Berg and Karen Elva Zerby (also known as “Ma...
34: Modern Society with Terence Mckenna
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Look, I think Terence Mckenna (RIP) would have loved speaking to my tech-addicted, drinking-coffee-for-breakfast, giant-watch-wearing, productivity-bo...
33: Meditation Tape – Creating an Emotional Flower Garden with Paige Harriman
08 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Your well-being depends on regular nourishment, not unlike flowers! In this short meditation, we'll create an emotional garden together.
32: Feel the Mystery with Rucharia Adi Da Samraj
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Feel the Mystery! I have been doing this for a long time, and it is the best and most important feeling of all. (Here is a link to the original materi...
31: This is Your Brain on Polyamory with Aella
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If it’s not cheating, then what should we call it?
[Archived] 30: Rising Up from the Ashes of the Children of God Cult, Fire Walk with Olivia Eden – Act 3, The Resolution
01 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode has been archived. Please check out Episode 35, Rising Up from the Ashes of the Children of God Cult – The Complete Series. (If you cli...
29: Hey Girl, How Do You Survive a Tech Layoff? with Lindsey Ducroz (PocketHR)
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey, have you recently lost your tech job? Your work-from-home perks? Your marbles? Well, if you need help figuring out what to do next, listen to thi...
28: I Don't Know Anything about Dehumanization with Holocaust Survivor Slava Fintel and Second-Generation Holocaust Survivor Steve Fintel
26 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you make people wear yellow stars? What happens when you call them not by their first names, but by the names of animals and vermin?...
27: Paige Against the Machine - Creating AI Clones of People with Jodie Cook
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Coachvox AI founder Jodie Cook talks to me about how she clones people through artificial intelligence. She tries to convince me to m...
26: I Don't Know Anything about Losing $10,000 to a Miami Witch with Krystl Fabella
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After escaping an abusive relationship, local media founder Krystl Fabella (Filipina on the Rise) decided she needed a fresh start. So she moved to Mi...
25: OctoNation Episode - The Life & Times of the Octopus with Warren K. Carlyle IV
04 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Warren K. Carlyle IV is the world's leading expert on octopuses. He's their PR agent. He's their savior! He's also the founder and CEO of OctoNation, ...
24: A Tall Man with a Giant Watch (Eric Bandholz, Beardbrand!) Teaches Me about Masculinity
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, a Tall Man with a Giant Watch (Eric Bandholz, founder and CEO of Beardbrand), talks with me about masculinity and fatherhood. Ryan Ku...
23: Paige Against the Machine - Zen and the Art of Robot Maintenance (Starring Richard Reis)
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Can robots make us more creative? Calmer? Happier? Will they save us time? Or will they take our jobs, make us super lazy, and destroy all of humanity...
22: Modern Family - Parenting as a Startup Founder with Laura Roeder
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Most startup founders say they want achieve financial success before having kids. Well, what if you did both at the same time? In this episode, Laura...
21: MUSICAL EPISODE! Alma Jette's Album Release Party!
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After her entire life exploded (A broken engagement! A burned-down house!), artist Mary Bryce decided she needed a fresh start. In this episode, we li...
20: SATURDAY MORNING DRAG QUEEN BRUNCH SHOW - THE SAPHRON EXPERIENCE!
30 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are you ready to party? Have a good time? Celebrate who you truly are? Well, welcome to the Saturday Morning Drag Queen Brunch Show! In this episode, ...
19: Special Episode - Charity Barton on Nourishing the Dreams of Children
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charity Barton, versatile storyteller, host of the podcast “Only in Your Dreams”, and children’s book author (“We Did That!”) is a total sta...
18: Screwball Episode! Creating the Best Startup Workplace on Earth with Jason Cohen!
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Jason and I drink sake and lattes out of espresso shot glasses. In the WP Engine office. The best workplace on Earth. Look, we had a ...
17: Special Episode! The ABCs of Cryptocurrency with Jamie McAvity!
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What are you doing for Valentine’s Day? No plans? Why don't you listen to Jamie McAvity, the founder and CEO of Cormint Data Systems, give me the ru...
[Archived] 16: Rising Up from the Ashes of the Children of God Cult, Fire Walk with Olivia Eden – Act 2, The Confrontation
04 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode has been archived. Please check out Episode 35, Rising Up from the Ashes of the Children of God Cult – The Complete Series. (If you cli...
[Archived] 15: Rising Up from the Ashes of the Children of God Cult, Fire Walk with Olivia Eden – Act I, The Escape
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode has been archived. Please check out Episode 35, Rising Up from the Ashes of the Children of God Cult – The Complete Series. (If you cli...
14: Almost Famous - The Musical, Starring Ryan Kulp
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Set in the early aughts, "Almost Famous" follows the young pop star Ryan (played by Ryan Kulp) as he tries to break into Hollywood. The only problem? ...
13: I Don't Know Why You Would Play Dungeons & Dragons in New York City with My So-Called Friend Jake Harrison
14 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake Harrison, my co-founder of Climate Detectives: Open for Business®, loves to play live-action role-playing games, like Dungeons & Dragons. He...
12: Mini-Episode - Strategies for Keeping Your New Year's Fitness Resolutions with Meadow Zittel
31 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to 2024! In this short episode, exercise trainer Meadow Zittel gives us some great strategies on how to keep our New Year's health & fitne...
11: I Don't Know Anything about Emotional Abuse with Dr. Lauretta Reeves
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Before starting this episode, make sure you have some popcorn and chocolate handy.
10: Special Episode! The ABCs of Startups with Jason Cohen!
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I gave Jason Cohen, founder and CEO of WP Engine (over $100m ARR!), Smart Bear (sold in 2017 for $450m!), and two other tech startups a giant latte. H...
9: I Don't Know Anything about Clearing Your Mental Cache with Cathryn Lavery
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Life is just one big game of Whac-a-Mole.
8: Austin's Eyes Wide Shut - I Don't Know Anything about Austin's Spirituality Scene
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After a friend attempted to recruit me for her cult, I was left with many questions. (Mainly, did Stanley Kubrick become Mayor of Austin?) In this spe...
7: I Don't Know Anything about Romanian Communism with Oana Johnson
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oana Johnson, a lawyer living in South Carolina, grew up under Romanian communism. She heard her president get shot in real time.
6: I Don't Know Anything about Choosing the Right Business Partner with Cathryn Lavery
02 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When Cathryn Lavery founded BestSelf Co, she started a thriving business that would ultimately generate millions in revenue. However, on her journey t...
5: Paige Against the Machine - Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) is Scary
06 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Dr. Michael Housman, a big and important person in tech, tells me all about the impact A.I. will have on our world. He says it will s...
4: I Don't Know Anything about Freaky Exploitative Psychological Sex Cults with Marshall
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Back in the late 90s, Marshall and his family got ensnared by a sex cult. This episode was a wild ride.
3: I Don't Know Anything about Happy Marriages with Grace Meyer
05 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Grace, my 71-year-old neighbor, has been married for over 26 years. That's quite an accomplishment! Some of you can't even commit to a dinner reservat...
2: I Don't Know Anything about Astrology with Daisy Martinez
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Zodiac expert (oracle?) Daisy Martinez interprets some major star divination concepts for me, including birth charts, astrological pl...
1: I Don't Know Anything about Life Design with Brigitte Donovan
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Brigitte Donovan, founder of Pineapple Studios, teaches me about life design. What's that? Well, it's a cool framework for approaching the future! Ess...