I Get Gist For You
Episodes
Episode 30: "Morality is a Privilege": Survival Mode & The Black Tax I Get Gist For You Podcast
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrating 30 episodes of I Get Gist For You! In this heavy-hitting episode, Uzor and KP dive deep into the uncomfortable realities of survival, immi...
Episode 29: Mouth Is Good Motors
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode kicks off straight with a Burna boy and Shallipopi reference as we dive into the Beef of the Week, taking on the immaturity and disunity ...
Episode 28: You Are Just A Mere Mortal...
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode starts with pure banter as we revisit life in Nigeria and some of the hilarious (and questionable) hygiene practices from boarding house ...
Episode 27: Stop Making Promises You Can't Keep!
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, we aren't even saying hi, we're going straight into our beefs! From Nigerian artists gatekeeping hits with 'snippet culture&...
Episode 26: No Is A Complete Sentence!
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with Episode 26, and this one is for anybody who has looked at the job market and whispered, so what was the point of all that school?KP ...
Episode 25: Love Is Wicked 2: Are My Friends Ditching Me for Their GIRLFRIENDS?
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If you check the records from "Love is Wicked 1," we were both extremely down bad. That episode was heavy; we were trauma dumping and fighting for our...
Episode 24: 2026, The Year Of Audacity!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year familyyyyy!!! This is our first episode of 2026, and our first episode since December 10, 2025. We came back with fresh energy, a new l...
Episode 23: Are You in Lagos This December?
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every December has its own kind of madness. Detty December. End-of-year nostalgia. Fake “new year, new me” declarations. People entering January w...
Episode 22: The Selective Outrage Episode
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk misophonia and why loud chewing feels like violence. Uzor declares war on the NFF. KP unveils his toilet pedal idea. And we take a l...
Episode 21: A Failed Engagement is better than a Failed Marriage
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What if your partner cheated right before the wedding? Would you still go through with it?In this episode, KP and Uzor talk about love, attraction, an...
Episode 20: The Struggles of Finding Community: It Takes a Village, But Everyone Don Japa
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is for everyone who’s felt the weight of growing up. For everyone who’s figuring out how to build community while life keeps pulling ...
Episode 19: Say No to Billing!
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As the great philosopher Divine Ikubor once said, “Love is not a source of income.” And somehow, that line hits harder the older you get.Episode...
Episode 18: I’m a Non-Practicing Nigerian!
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nigeria is 65 and we pulled up in our OG studio, dressed in full Naija attire, to talk about what independence really feels like. Independence Day is ...
Episode 17: Grief No Dey Give Heads Up
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grief is one of the hardest parts of adulting. Life does not pause, but you are carrying pain that changes how you see everything.In this episode, KP ...
Episode 16: Nepo Babies, Fooling & Church Songs
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We recorded this episode before the loss of our dear friend and Day 1 supporter, Richard Adeyemi.At the end of this episode, we included a short tribu...
Episode 15: Why Are You Telling Stories That Aren’t Yours?
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
KP shares a real story about how someone tried to drag him into drama he wasn’t involved in. Just because he knew the person, they tried to bring hi...
Episode 14: We Met FK & Jola, Got Dared to Go Home & Started War with Hype Men
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We finally met up with our podcast aunties FK & Jola from the legendary I Said What I Said (ISWIS) podcast at their live show during Caribana 2025...
Episode 13: 15 Friends Can’t Be Friends for 15 Years
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This one’s personal 😮💨We’re talking friendship breakups, betrayal stories, and those awkward moments when Nigerian parents act like they...
Episode 12: Latecomers, Love Island & Living in Delusion
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back and chaotic as ever.In this episode, we talk about how Love Island might just be one big scripted lie, why so many people are chronically...
Episode 11: THE 10 SUMMER COMMANDMENTS + KP’S CLOUT CHASING EXPOSED
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this chaotic episode, We start with KP slandering Uzor and the entire DND warriors tribe and Uzor responds with violence, calling KP a clout chaser...
Episode 10: The Less I Know, The Better I Sleep
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We made it to Episode 10! Thank you for 15K plays, 1.5K Spotify followers, 20K+ YouTube views, and all the love so far 🫶🏾This week’s gist is u...
Episode 9: “Puberty Hit Me Really Hard”
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Episode, KP and Uzor get into all kinds of gist: from wild stories about house helps in Nigerian homes to awkward puberty moments, acne strugg...
Episode 8: Thank God For Home Training
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some of us are still standing today because our parents didn’t play about home training. In Episode 8 of I Get Gist For You, we throw it all the ...
Episode 7: "If It’s Jollof now, You’ll know"
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of I Get Gist For You, Uzor & KP attempt to figure out what it really means to be a “real man”… and quickly realize they’...
Episode 6: Nigerians, Who Do Us This Thing?
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nigerians, who did this thing to us?! In this episode of I Get Gist For You, Uzor & KP break down everything from toxic workplace culture, ne...
Episode 5: “Those Kids Are Not Mine?”
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine raising kids, paying school fees, showing up to every PTA meeting—only to find out years later that… those kids no be your own?! The wah...
Episode 4: The Search For a Wife Continues
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ghosted a talking stage? Be honest! 👀In this episode of I Get Gist For You, KP & Uzor break down the thi...
Episode 3: My Bully became a Celebrity
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Boarding school in Nigeria? If you know, you KNOW. Some seniors didn’t just take authority — they made life a living nightmare.💔 In this episod...
Episode 2: Love is Wicked
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Heartbreak is a universal experience, but some are just next level wicked 😭. In this episode, KP shares the traumatic breakup that left him que...
Episode 1: Power Left Me
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the very first episode of I Get Gist For You! We’re coming in HOT with stories you won’t believe, funny, embarrassing, and downright ch...