Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Episode 477: A Little Bit of Darkness

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

So much to make fun of this week... losers are suing McDonald's looking for a payday, cyberspace is getting "scary," and Doc Antle was arrested by the...

Episode 476: Putin Loses the Nazi Vote

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the idiots do their best to ignore the tragedy in Texas, but they have to talk about it, right? Putin has lost the Nazi vote in Russia, Jur...

Episode 475: Oh Those Wacky Lawsuits

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

So much to make fun of this week... 3 people were upset that Dave Chappelle told jokes, so Variety wrote an entire article about them. Idiots in Ameri...

Episode 474: Geography Lessons

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jake learns that Texas and California don't border one another. It's an exciting moment, hearing the realization wash over him. The idiots ...

Episode 473: All Apologies

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the idiots star things off with a thorough examination of the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. Drew Barrymore had to apologize for calling th...

Episode 472: Hunter Biden is Hilarious

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hunter Biden is the gift that keeps on giving. While the right wing is focused on his laptop, the idiots discuss his sex life and ego. My God... if we...

Episode 471: The Disney Kerfuffle

24 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The idiots open with a deep dive into Kerry Washington making an important announcement while wearing a string bikini, briefly discuss Kevin McCarthy ...

Episode 470: A Social Experiment

17 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In India, four men were arrested for sexually assaulting a lizard... which begs the question: how do four men with lizard fetishes find one another? T...

Episode 469: Political Shenanigans

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Idiots discuss a plethora of nonsense in the news. Will Smith has been banned from the Oscars... is that racist? Trump supporters are g...

Episode 468: Celebrity Dummies

03 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, everyone talked about Will Smith, so we talked about Lauren Bobert, Ezra Miller, propaganda involving Russia and Ukraine, and... crap, Will...

Episode 467: Goodbye, Taylor Hawkins

27 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Idiots spend a quick moment saying goodbye to Taylor Hawkins, then jump right in to being annoyed by all things "newsworthy."

Episode 466: A Very Crabby Episode

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

nathan is crabby, and he's not shy about it. Nancy Pelosi, a journalist that will go unnamed, and other nonsense in the news is under his skin, and he...

Episode 465: Republicans and the R Word

13 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oh, republicans... you just can't stop telling victims of sexual assault to "just lay back and enjoy it." This time, Robert Regan of MI is the dummy w...

Episode 464: Fun With Animals

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we take a short break from the news to listen to Jake wax philosophic about the time he stepped into the ring with a bull. (We do make slig...

Episode 463: The Alcoholic & The Exhausted

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jake is drunk, nathan is exhausted, and they blather on about the Ukraine, then touch quickly upon the nomination for the Supreme Court and...

Episode 462: The Failed Baptisms

20 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, a Japanese gamer said that short men have no rights. Is she wrong? Seriously, is she? Also: Reverend Andres Arango said ONE word wrong when...

Episode 461: Canadian Truckers, Covid Rogan, and Oscars

13 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Some truckers in Canada are unhappy, Joe Rogan is still dominating the news, and the Oscar nominations are out. The idiots discuss the silliness surro...

Episode 460: Oh, to be Joe Rogan

06 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joe Rogan has ideas... and he says the N word. What a cad. This week, the idiots discuss the hair on fire fanaticism that is the anti-Joe Rogan moveme...

Episode 459: To Swear or not To Swear

30 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the idiots discuss the Joe Rogan/Neil Young Spotify kerfuffle, as well as the way language has changed in both the media and casual convers...

Episode 458: It's All Good News

23 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, an episode filled with joy. The idiots discuss playoff football, liquor in NYC movie theaters, the Mitch McConnell "controversy," and the g...

We Are 100, Audiobook Prologue

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

nathan's book, We Are 100 is now available in listening format (also known as an audiobook). Here's the prologue. Like what you hear? Get the rest wh...

Episode 457: The Uninspired Episode

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Anti-vaxxers want you to drink your own pee. Should you? That, and more this week.

Episode 456: The Purity Test

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Idiots mock both sides of the political aisle (as they usually do) for lifting their own martyrs up and ignoring their flaws, while moc...

Episode 455: An Ode to Outrage

02 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marjorie Taylor Greene is angry, and Elizabeth Holmes isn't guilty... yet. This week, the Idiots mock everything involving outrage for your amusement....

Episode 454: The Christmas Episode

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A short episode recorded before Christmas. Enjoy!

Episode 453: The Failed Nation of Afghanistan

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Afghanistan is in crisis, and it's something everyone could have (and actually did) see coming. What can be done? Probably nothing. Also: dumb people ...

Episode 452: Who Wants to Bang Chad Kroeger?

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the idiots discuss the very smart woman who spent $15,000 to sleep with Chad Kroeger, Josh Duggar and Jussie Smollett were both found guilt...

Episode 451: No Fahrenheit, All Tomfoolery

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Another anti-vaccination idiot is dead, which makes everyone laugh, Trevor Noah gets OMG BLASTED by an idiot "reporter" who writes with an agenda, and...

Episode 450: Kid Rock Still Sucks

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much to make fun of this week... 80s icon (heh) Tiffany is a mess these days, Walmart yanked a kid's toy that sang a Polish rap song about depressi...

Episode 449: A Mishmash of Silly Stuff

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty, and nathan's favorite thing happened: "news" sources started posting celebrity reactions to the verdict. Becaus...

Episode 448: Aruba & Rittenhouse

14 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the idiots discuss nathan's visit to Aruba, as well as the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Episode 447: The Ballad of Aaron Rodgers

07 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A history teacher told 8th grade students that Trump was still president, Meta might not have been the best move for Facebook, and Aaron Rodgers and t...

Episode 446: Dummies Gonna Dummy

31 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much to make fun of... Cowboys for Trump moron Couy Griffin gains an IQ point, moving from 80 to 81 in the smarts department, Betsy DeVos tells the...

Episode 445: Bisexual Superman

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Someone at DC Comics quit because the new Superman is bisexual, the worst of the worst in media is adding unnecessary information to stories, and Face...

Episode 444: The Only Hope for Democrats

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the idiots discuss the only hope Democrats have in the 2022 election. Is it the fact Trump back candidates have less money than opposition ...

Episode 443: Covid Comes Home

10 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Idiots discuss the anger over Andrew Yang forming his own political party, there's a little Squid Game talk, and then a glorious throwb...

Episode 442: Oh, Look... Election Fraud

03 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Alex Jones is guilty! It's a good day for reality, as Alex Jones will have to pay parents of Sandy Hook victims an amount yet to be determined. Also: ...

Episode 441: Another Ode to Covid

26 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the idiots discuss a few things vaccination, celebrities call for an end to Covid, and the Democrats whining about Donald Trump running in ...

Episode 440: An Ode to Alabama

19 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time in recorded history, the state of Alabama recorded more deaths than births during a 12-month period. The idiots celebrate this mile...

Episode 439: Elizabeth Holmes Has No Clothes

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Idiots discuss all things Theranos... Elizabeth Holmes, her voice, the HBO documentary, and the book, Bad Blood. Also: Richard Spencer ...

Episode 438: Ivermectin For The Masses!

05 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So. Much. To. Discuss.  A teenager created a bot to annoy Texans against women's rights, a diner in Florida got gangbuster business for being par...

Episode 437: Mistakes Were Made

29 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the idiots discuss fragility, specifically as it pertains to stupidity. Reese Witherspoon cries when she sees a cartoon? Nirvana Baby Spenc...

Episode 436: All the Joy of Afghanistan

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Well, the idiots have ignored it for a couple weeks, but it's time to make fun of the hypocrisy surrounding the evacuation of Afghanistan. Also mocked...

Episode 435: Unvaccinated Idiots

15 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Do people listen to doctors and scientists, or cartoons? The answer probably won't surprise you. Also: a woman in Russia is suing McDonald's, because ...

Episode 434: The Married Man

08 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jake is off the market, ladies... The Idiots discuss his wedding, the ScarJo/Disney lawsuit, 9/11 families and Joe Biden, and Frontier Airlines and du...

Episode 433: The Bruce Willis Haircut

01 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jake is off getting married, so talented funnyman Jeff Oskay steps in to make with the silly. He and nathan discuss the outrage over Simone...

Episode 432: The Politics of Dumb

25 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It was a rushed week this time... Jake is on his way to Iowa to get married. This week, the idiots discuss ways to bilk Trump cultists.

Episode 431: Flat Earth Idiots

17 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

nathan knows a flat-earther! Sort of. He went to high school with the guy, but it's real: the guy believes the world is flat. Why do people believe st...

Episode 430: The End of Afghanistan

11 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Trump is fundraising again, K-Mart still exists, Michael Avenatti is going to jail, and the Afghan war is ending. All exciting stuff. Reall...

Episode 429: Free 9/11! Britney is a Conspiracy!

04 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Should Britney Spears be under a conservatorship? Jake is a no, and nathan WAS a no... until a couple days ago. Now nathan is fully in the "YES!" camp...

Episode 428: So Much More Milo

27 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A few weeks ago, noted a-hole Milo Yiannopoulos announced that he was no longer gay. Welp, now he's throwing his hat into the conversion therapy ring....

Episode 427: Oh, the Hypocrisy

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, everyone's favorite atheist Andrew Hall joins nathan for an overview of this week's news. Tune in for insights.

Episode 426: Everyone is a Victim

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hate is a horrible thing, yes... but once a situation is dealt with, what kind of professional victim keeps searching for placation? Tune in and find ...

Episode 425: America Ain't All Bad

06 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, comedians Jake Vevera and nathan timmel point out that the left and right don't care about anything they promote, Don Jr's. awesome Cameo p...

Episode 424: Kim Kardashian, Lawyer at Large

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Kim Kardashian failed her bar exam. Not shocking, but is it worth mocking? Could YOU pass the bar exam? I couldn't. Anyway, corporations said th...

Episode 423: The Chewbacca Cosplay Lawyer

23 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much to discuss, but a healthy portion of it comes from the world's greatest lawyer, Albert Watkins. He's representing the QAnon Shaman, Jacob Chan...

Episode 422: Mr. Pillow Guy Gives a Speech

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much in the news this week... dumb people got upset because of a book by Jazz Jennings, Hillary Clinton is apparently dead, the NRA is bankrupt, an...

Episode 421: Milo Yiannopoulos, the Straight Gay

09 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What a fun week it's been... Milo Yiannopoulos is now a straight gay man, the dude who played Barney is now a tantric sex massage therapist, someone (...

Episode 420: Under-Reported News

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much to talk about this week... the clickbait media had headlines aplenty about the Centner Academy in Miami, but they buried the lead at the botto...

Episode 419: Weekly News Roundup

25 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much to discuss this week... Jake has a hangover, nathan is seeing Jaws on the big screen, and Ted Cruz is a douchebag. (I mean, that last one is a...

Episode 418: QAnon, Vaccinations, and More

18 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jake and nathan compare/contrast the HBO Documentary Q: Into the Storm & the podcast Rabbit Hole. Both involve the insanity known as Q....

A Foundation of Lies

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What makes up our belief systems, both personal and societal? Are our beliefs based on truth? How do we know? More questions are asked than answered t...

Episode 417: Grifting the Griftable

11 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Deshaun Watson's troubles continue, Donald Trump continues to fleece his followers, and Prince Philip has left us. All that, plus an honoring of the m...

Therapy

09 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Musician Antar Goodwin and mouth clown nathan timmel discuss the importance of understanding your emotions, and how therapy can help you overcome life...

Prologue

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A reading of the prologue to We Are 100, a new thriller available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/We-Are-100-nathan-timmel/dp/B08ZBJFYLN/

Episode 416: The Last Blockbuster

04 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much to unpack this week... Jake & nathan are talking The Last Blockbuster, The Last Cruise, Britney's reaction to the documentary about her co...

Breaking Up

03 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Breakups rarely come out of the blue, but we ignore the warning signs as we pass them.

Meditation

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Thoughts on Meditation, and how different people use it in different ways.

Episode 415: Dominion Lawsuits and Those QAnon Crazies

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Idiots make fun of the Qanon folk who believe the Suez Canal debacle is part of Hillary Clinton's pedophile ring, the Dominion Lawsuits...

Episode 414: Incel A-hole Shooting Spree

21 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Robert Aaron Long is a piece of human s**t. An incel with an Amish beard, this has-to-be-a virgin went on a murder spree because he had lustful though...

Episode 413: Jake Got His Microchip

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The hashtag "Cancel Fox" trended on Twitter. What's it all about? Jake and nathan explain, while making fun of those who still have cable in the proce...

The Unknown Artist

13 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's it like trying to make it as an unknown? Musician Antar Goodwin and comedian nathan timmel discuss just that, this week.

American ADHD

07 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we're making fun of Andrew Cuomo and all that surrounds him. The media built him up, now the media is tearing him down. We have ideas on ho...

Narcissism

06 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, musician Antar Goodwin and comedian nathan timmel discuss the ego. Their own respective egos, that of the cancel culture crowd, and the nar...

Episode 411: Leave Tiger Alone!

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As always, all things in the news are mocked. After that, Jake discusses his new love of Tiger Woods, something he discovered after watching the HBO d...

The Magical Negro

27 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Magical Negro is "a supporting stock character who comes to the aid of white protagonists in a film." It's a form of "I can't be racist, I have a ...

Episode 410: The World's Dumbest Person

21 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fred Eshelman was stupid enough to donate $2.5 million to Trump's idiotic "election fraud" fund. Now he wants the money back. That ends the podcast, b...

Insecurity

20 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Musician Barrett Antar Goodwin and mouth clown nathan timmel discuss their personal insecurities, and how fear held them back in life.

Episode 409: Acquittal, and Other News

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In the least shocking development of all time, Donald Trump was acquitted by his lickspittles. The Idiots mock that, then discuss Morgan Wallen, the G...

Fear

12 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The bonus podcast is back... musician Barrett Antar Goodwin and comedian Nathan Timmel discuss fear, and learning about what's important in life.

Episode 408: Free Britney, and Other News

07 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What a busy week... after a quick discussion about the Super Bowl, The Idiots discuss: Morgan Wallen and his alcoholic, racial slur shouting ways, Mar...

Episode 407: Why Doesn't Reddit Save Porn?

31 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So. Much. News. First off, a former Taco Bell employee and porn star (that's quite a resume) starts a Go Fund Me page. Reddit saves Game Stop; why doe...

Episode 406: A Presidency in Review

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Donald Trump, we hardly knew ye. This week, we discuss the end of an era; what did Trump accomplish, and what's next. Also: Taco Bell fired Lonna Will...

Episode 405: The Red State/Blue State Debate

17 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jake and nathan discuss the stupidity of being completely gung ho about your blue state. High taxes that hurt the working poor? Blue states...

Episode 404: Dogs & Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria

10 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What. A. Week.  There's so much to talk about: Trump trying to change the Georgia election results, Ted Cruz being Ted Cruz (which means "horribl...

Forgiveness

07 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A discussion on forgiveness; from forgiving others, to forgiving ourselves. Race, politics, and childhood issues are all discussed in this wide-rangin...

Episode 403: Covid & Sedition

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So much to unpack this week... KISS rang in the new year in Dubai: out with the old, in with the band from the 1970s. Ted Cruz supports Donald Trump, ...

Trusting Your Intuition

31 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A previous guest told of a moment where a force spoke to him. Was he touched by the "Hand of God?" Antar and nathan discuss the relationships they've ...

Episode 402: Voter Fraud and Cayman Island Arrests

27 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So much going on this week... Dominion voting systems issued a notice of warning to propaganda outlets OAN, Fox, and Newsmax. Skylar Mack got arrested...

Episode 401: The Glory of the Grift (and Tom Cruise News)

21 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So much to unpack before Christmas... First up: Jake and nathan love that Trump is getting so much money from his supporters. Actually, they're jealou...

Conversation With A Christian

19 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, musician Antar Goodwin and mouth clown nathan timmel invite a Christian into their world. Man of faith Michael Young discusses his be...

Episode 400: Military Recruiting Standards

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jake tells tales of what it was like joining the Army. Before that, though, he and nathan make fun of Trump and his lawsuits, AOC and Goya ...

Episode 399: Fleecing Your Fans

06 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Donald Trump is asking his followers to send cash. AOC is asking her fans to buy $60 sweatshirts. What's the difference between them? Tune in and find...

Personal Growth

05 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

How do you escape the echo chamber you were born into and become a better person? Small town resident Mike Dalton tells his story.

Episode 398: NYC Sex Parties and Manbabies

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What's worse than Covid? Pregnancy, apparently. The NYPD busted up a sex party in Astoria; there were condoms aplenty, but nary a mask to be seen. Als...

You Is What You Am

27 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What makes someone decide to be an artist, or is it even a decision at all? Musician Barrett Antar Goodwin and mouth clown nathan timmel discuss what ...

Episode 397: Ghost Stories & Stupid People

22 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So much going on this week... John Cleese angered Woke Twitter, The Haunting of Bly Manor bored the tears out of Jake, and dumb people dying of Covid ...

Bonus Episode: Faith & Politics

19 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew Hall from Laughing in Disbelief joins Antar and nathan to discuss faith, religion, and the recent election.

Episode 396: The Covid Haircut

15 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jake gave himself a haircut, and the results are surprisingly good. The idiots discuss quarantine haircuts, going bald, and a bald Trump supporter who...

Episode 395: Election Results

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On Saturday, November 7, Jake and I sat down to record our normal podcast. As it started, they called the election, so we talked about the Biden victo...