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I'm Grand Mam

Ep 248 - Give ‘Em A Click and Give ‘Em A Yasss

14 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What exciting news do PJ and Kevin share about their upcoming tour?

0.875 - 6.101 Kevin Twomey

Exciting news, Gillies. We are bringing our show, Happy Campers, to the Southern Hemisphere.

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6.201 - 12.007 PJ Kirby

Get ready, babes, because we're going to Auckland, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, and parts.

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12.027 - 15.03 Kevin Twomey

I'm so excited for a bit of sun in November and December.

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15.09 - 16.732 PJ Kirby

Don't worry, babe. I packed the Factor 50.

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16.832 - 22.838 Kevin Twomey

Fabulous. Also, if there's any cute tour guides who want to show me around, I'll be looking for someone to do so.

23.179 - 52.026 PJ Kirby

If you were there last year, you know it's not just a show. It's an extravaganza. It's an experience, isn't it? Make sure to grab your tickets via the link in the episode description.

52.006 - 76.731 PJ Kirby

Cost of living crisis Girl could you do a fiver But like you know I know doing low It's easier in America When it's a dollar Yeah and I'd probably like If I was If I was drunk enough She'd probably end up Making about 20 But like I want to throw More than one Yeah it's the It's the act of throwing You know so I think You need to go to a gaff You give in like 20 quid You get 20 21 tokens And you just throw them And then the queens Can redeem them after That's a great show They need to do that In Ireland girls

91.004 - 109.502 Kevin Twomey

it's your favorite queers back in your ears it's i'm grandmam hey girlies i'm kevin and i'm pj and welcome back to i'm grandmam life from london how y'all doing y'all happy pride month y'all

110.63 - 134.005 PJ Kirby

month it's pride month girlies welcome to the butter shop hey gay how's everyone doing are we feeling gay are we getting a special treatment from being part of the lgbtq plus you better be looking out for your queer friends you better be throwing those bricks girls also allowing them to get away with murder i think if you're queer in the month of june you can just kind of slack off a bit

Chapter 2: What experiences did PJ and Kevin have while traveling that they discuss?

252.597 - 253.238 Kevin Twomey

Yeah, they are.

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253.258 - 267.621 PJ Kirby

Also, if you have a tramp stamp, rise up. The T in LGBT stands for tramp stamp. Sorry, trans community. Yeah, sorry, you've been removed. But also, you know what's hotter than a tramp stamp? When a lad has a tattoo around his belly button.

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268.175 - 273.062 Kevin Twomey

Oh, girl. And if it's a sun, shine on me, girl. Oh, my God. There's nothing hotter.

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273.082 - 276.628 PJ Kirby

You know, pass me the SPF, girl. I'm ready to bake. Oh, my God.

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277.349 - 281.455 Kevin Twomey

Why is a tattoo around the belly button so hot? It's so hot. And it shouldn't be, but it is.

281.475 - 296.493 PJ Kirby

And I think this year is the year I do it. Would you do a tattoo around your belly button? Belly button piercing. But then all the girls when I was younger, like Claudia Buckley's one rejected the minute she got it and she kept it in for too long. My sister's rejected. Your nipples have been rejected since you got it.

296.573 - 312.095 Kevin Twomey

I've discovered, girls, and for any of my girlies out there who are struggling with a nipple piercing because, I don't know, apparently it is one of those problem areas that is constantly like crusting over. Since I swapped to real gold, girls, check it.

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Oh, excuse me. Check it. Oh, my gold. You can tell he's doing well, girls.

315.56 - 332.691 Kevin Twomey

Since I swapped to golden, since I swapped to a ring instead of a bar, I think there was too much movement in the bar and too much space and there was too much sliding. Whereas this, my nipple hasn't had any problems in the last year and a half since

Chapter 3: How do gay villages contribute to the LGBTQ+ community?

456.133 - 460.404 Kevin Twomey

He won't even send it out to me. And then you're going to charge me on arrival like that? Ridiculous.

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460.464 - 464.053 PJ Kirby

But surely they can be like, oh, I'm not paying you for that. It's lost and found. Give it to me.

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464.213 - 478.716 Kevin Twomey

But that's what I was saying. Surely, like, if you got there and you were like, But it's mine, girl. It's mine. Also, like, you're stealing. Also, like, what if it was like just like an urn of my dad's ashes that I left at the airport? Are they going to be like, oh, well, we're hanging on to it unless you give us the money.

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478.736 - 482.621 PJ Kirby

The girl behind the concierge desk in Sansa's airport going, finders keepers.

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483.422 - 486.406 Kevin Twomey

Literally. But have you ever heard anything more bizarre? It's given finders keepers.

486.587 - 489.831 PJ Kirby

And if you lose a wallet with cash in it,

489.811 - 492.355 Kevin Twomey

You're lying about this bit. They take 10%.

492.635 - 495.64 PJ Kirby

They don't take 10% of the cash in your wallet.

495.94 - 512.646 Kevin Twomey

Well, I was with Ciara the other night when they were telling us this story, right? And myself and Tom were like, that couldn't be right. That couldn't be right. I was like, you got scammed. Like, that was just a young fella chancing his arm, right? Looked it up. Everyone's given a stink about it online. Like, it's been a thing for a while. Went on to a Reddit thread and your mum was like...

Chapter 4: What historical significance do gay villages hold?

629.423 - 644.524 Kevin Twomey

I went to that peep show in Amsterdam and I didn't like it. Remember? Oh, the ping pong thing. No, it was just one of those people shows. Remember where I didn't like it. Okay. And you put in money and a shutter comes down and I didn't like it. So I talked. Okay. Fair enough. And then your one is coming over and she was like looking through the window.

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644.504 - 664.656 PJ Kirby

I don't know the ins and outs of those peep shows and those ping pong shows and I don't know if there's like something untoward going on backstage or are the women in them really empowered and they just their sex workers loving it I would say it's also a skill that I feel like we're not blown away about more like someone puts a ping pong in their vagina I'm so sorry ma'am right and

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664.636 - 682.51 PJ Kirby

But like also all the gynecologists around the world are probably like, that's really good for your vaginal health because you know, they make all the girls do the kegels. So I'm thinking you must have a really strong pelvic floor if you can put ping pongs in there, shoot it out and get it in a cup. I couldn't get a ping pong in a cup if I used my hand.

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682.625 - 683.707 Kevin Twomey

Are they getting it into a cup?

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683.767 - 688.034 PJ Kirby

They're shooting it out of their vagina and it's going into a cup. Like I couldn't aim like that.

688.054 - 689.036 Kevin Twomey

So did you go to a ping pong show?

689.076 - 689.817 PJ Kirby

No, I've never been to one.

691.059 - 694.104 Kevin Twomey

But you definitely know that they're shooting. Are they not just firing them at the audience?

694.124 - 711.052 PJ Kirby

Lindsay was telling me about the time she went to a ping pong show and they fire and it's into a cup. And like I couldn't aim that into a cup with my hand. No, you couldn't. Do you know what I mean? That's a skill that I feel like more people should be talking about and they should let the girls doing the ping pong shows run the country. Or at least join the army or something.

Chapter 5: What challenges do queer individuals face in public spaces?

904.358 - 909.208 Kevin Twomey

I can't like... We're kissing the Avanti collab. Goodbye. Yeah, well, good. Because Avanti...

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909.863 - 938.723 PJ Kirby

Avanti my money back Avanti speak to the manager Because it's too much Like it's It's It's actually ridiculous Yeah You thought you were Going to overheat and die On your train going up And me and Aoife Were getting on our flight And I goes Oh no Aoife They left the toy plane Out in the runway Oh it was one of the Fisher Price ones Girls It was the plane Amelia Earhart Went up in the air in It was Shout out to Amelia Earhart Shout out Amelia Those stuff you've done For the community Like And she Was she a lesbian Am I spreading false information About Amelia Earhart Yeah

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938.99 - 941.633 Kevin Twomey

I think we're drawing too many assumptions here.

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941.933 - 946.938 PJ Kirby

I think she has a lesbian energy. If she wasn't a lesbian, she has lesbian energy.

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947.438 - 947.999 Kevin Twomey

Let me check.

948.059 - 969.44 PJ Kirby

Just check because I think she kind of was. Or was she just a pilot? Was Amelia Earhart a lesbian? Ever found? When did she come in? Bermuda Triangle. Is that what happened? Guys, again, not an educational or factual podcast. You're here for the lols. Don't be like, PJ, she wasn't a lesbian.

969.46 - 987.127 Kevin Twomey

No definitive historical evidence suggesting she was a lesbian and her sexuality remains the subject of ongoing historical debate. While there are rumours and theories about her romantic life, particularly regarding close female friendships, historians generally describe her sexuality as unconfirmed. Or... Is it just lesbian erasure?

987.187 - 995.729 PJ Kirby

Lesbian erasure. It's given lesbian erasure. And it was nearly given PG&E erasure because I was fearing that we were going to crash out of the sky. Really? Babe, they're so scary, the tiny planes.

995.749 - 996.771 Kevin Twomey

I don't like the tiny planes.

Chapter 6: How do PJ and Kevin navigate the dynamics of straight allies in queer spaces?

1002.505 - 1006.853 Kevin Twomey

That's what I like about British Airways City Hopper.

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1007.234 - 1021.782 PJ Kirby

Also, you're joining Kevin and me at a very exciting time. Thank you so much for joining this podcast because it's a huge achievement for Kevin, a huge milestone. He finally finished his book. What book? Young Mungo. I didn't finish it. What? I have two chapters left. Babe.

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1021.762 - 1024.245 Kevin Twomey

I have two chapters left. I just didn't finish it.

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1024.265 - 1027.208 PJ Kirby

So you probably five more stories left on Instagram.

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1027.508 - 1047.771 Kevin Twomey

Five more stories, girls. I haven't finished. I got back into reading at the start of the year. The month of January, I read three books. Then in Feb, I read two books. March, one book. Started Young Mungo in April. Girls, it's heavy. People have gotten on to me because I've had it up in my story twice being like, oh, I'm reading a book and being like, girl, are you still reading that book?

1047.991 - 1049.473 Kevin Twomey

Mind your business. People are messaging.

1049.453 - 1076.592 Kevin Twomey

me going can you help Kevin finish the book it's the same as a series so I'm like if you're watching a series right I wouldn't be like oh you're still watching that series I don't take into like for me it's just wind down time so I wouldn't be like oh you're still watching that series it's just because they're seeing it on your story girls the speed up which I read is really quick I'm a really fast reader I'm very literate but you need to take breaks with young mongrel because it'll break it do you read it no I haven't read that one girls it'll

1076.572 - 1086.655 Kevin Twomey

It's a bit of a catch-22 because it's heartbreaking and it's devastating. Girls, read a queer book this Pride Month, even if you're not gay. Read a queer book. Support your local queer bookshop.

1086.796 - 1088.921 PJ Kirby

Song of Achilles. Read it. It's so good.

Chapter 7: What is the impact of gentrification on gay neighborhoods?

1196.369 - 1215.365 Kevin Twomey

No. I did it for the first time ever. No, thank you. On the Monday before, right? I rock up to this class, right? And they're like, hey guys, it's Murph day. No. So I'm doing it twice in the one week, but I'd already signed up and I didn't want to run out and have people think, oh, he just couldn't cope. So I was like, well, I guess I'm doing it again. Were you beat? I was beat out.

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1215.445 - 1226.599 Kevin Twomey

Now, I kind of felt a sense of achievement because, as well, I knew the time that I had to beat. Oh, because you'd already done it. Because I'd already done that week and I managed to shave two minutes off the time. Oh, Jesus, go on, girl. But then I was kind of weak because I'd just done the class or whatever.

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1227.06 - 1230.204 PJ Kirby

And then the last... I'd just done it again or whatever.

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1230.224 - 1246.371 Kevin Twomey

Just did it. But, like, you know, I was kind of just going in and going out. I wasn't chatting too much to people. People were being very friendly. But when I left then, there was a girl and she was like... in front of the next class that were coming in, she was like, oh my God, I love your podcast. And I was like, and then the coach was there as well.

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1246.391 - 1255.973 Kevin Twomey

And I was like, I'm glad he knows now on my exit that he had a famous person in his class. How the fuck did...

1255.953 - 1278.798 PJ Kirby

Did you do a hundred pull ups? I can't do six. It's different to like a strict pull up. I've seen the CrossFit ones where they'd be bumping their chest off the bar like this. I reckon you'd be good because you're good with a body ripple. I know. Remember the time we were doing that reel that never got approved and you were teaching me how to do them and I couldn't get the motion right.

1278.818 - 1280.64 Kevin Twomey

Why didn't that reel get approved? That reel never went out.

1280.68 - 1285.044 PJ Kirby

Because we were wearing branded clothes or something. But remember you were trying to teach me what to do.

1285.064 - 1288.488 Kevin Twomey

You want me naked, Brand? That's a good one.

Chapter 8: What are the key messages about pride and community in this episode?

1355.161 - 1356.042 PJ Kirby

Hold me.

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1356.376 - 1359.64 Kevin Twomey

You could never have been in the Lion King. That's round one. I know, girl.

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1359.66 - 1371.335 PJ Kirby

Let's see it. No, honestly, my Achilles is so... Girl, let's just see you do the air squat. Guys, my Achilles is my Achilles heel. You know? Pardon the pun. Is that a pun? I don't know. Anyway. Right. It's just because I'm so tall.

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1373.839 - 1377.864 Kevin Twomey

Wait. No. Okay. Let's get you starting off right. So legs perfectly parallel.

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I hate this, by the way. But continue.

1382.532 - 1394.124 PJ Kirby

But continue. I hate what's happening. I hate being told what to do in the gym. I hate people saying, this is what I've never done across the class. Yeah. I hate people going, come on, you can do all. I hate it. But continue. We'll do it for the likes and the views.

1394.444 - 1408.759 Kevin Twomey

Okay. So just feet parallel. Yeah, exactly. And then imagine instead of like coming forward, hinging forward, sitting the bum back, like you said, like into the chair. But why are the feet planted?

1409.701 - 1417.053 PJ Kirby

You're eating my heels. If I lift my feet off the floor, I'd fall down. What do you mean? No, your feet are coming up. You want to have the weight.

1417.073 - 1421.881 Kevin Twomey

Oh, you keep them into the ball of my foot. Okay. Not just in the ball. I would say throughout the foot. All right.

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