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Episodes
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 56 - OFFICIAL MET GALA / PLOT LOST EDITION!
08 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons...The Honk is back from gallivanting and it’s all happe...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 55 - It's The Poodle Room Meets 'Pulp Fiction' in Hit New Show "Heggo & Ka$h"!
25 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!For the video version:In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons...Trumpy’s on a brain break and...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 54 - TRUMP v POPE, OFF THE TOP ROPE - OUR WRESTLEMANIA EDITION!
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!For Video version:In the latest tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: It's Iran week 7 PLUS the match-up th...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 53 - TRUMP TO IRAN: "OPEN THE F*CKIN' STRAIT!! - PRETTY PLEASE?"
11 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this tour of the world's crooks, f*ckwits and morons...It’s Iran week 6 and we’re all going back to the Stone Age! Or ...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 52 - FORGET IRAN, WORLD - IT’S THE PAM BONDI MASSACRE!
04 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:It’s Iran week 5 and the Distract-O-Meter hits 11 as an...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 51 - The Latest on Iran, HORMUZ STRAIT TO YOU!
28 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!For video version: https://youtu.be/zq89KV6DrIsIt’s Iran week 4 and the end game is clear: peace, war, stalemate or starvation!...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 50! Iran's Out of Leaders, Australia's Out of Gas!
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!This week, we celebrate our 50th official episode* with some of our favourite Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons. While we still can!:Sho...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 49 - IRAN WEEK 2: ARE WE THERE YET?
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!It’s week 2 of the AFL, the NRL and the big clash between Iran and USA!Will America’s league-leading offence beat Iran’s lea...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 48 - IRAN FOR MY LIFE! MIDDLE EAST'S 4 MONTH PEACE NIGHTMARE FINALLY OVER!
07 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons!After 249 gruelling days of no-one bombing the sh*t out...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 47 - WHAT'S THE STATE OF THE UNION? IT SUCKS!
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!It’s State of the Union time and the Crooks, F***wits and Morons are winning more than ever!United States Supreme Court rules Pr...
Instant Experts S2 - Ep 46 - FULLY UNREDACTED EDITION!
21 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!It’s the FIRST EVER VIDEO EDITION OF INSTANT EXPERTS! And like us, more Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have revealed themselves!Ex-...
Instant Experts Season 2! Ep 45 - WE’RE BAAAAAACK! AND SO ARE THE CROOKS, F*WITS & MORONS! BIG TIME!!!
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!It’s Season 2 of Instant Experts and, like us, the Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have gone next-level:Trump successfully takes ove...
Instant Experts Ep 44 - Dear Terrorists - F*ck Right Off! Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter!
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Stupid F***ing Terrorist C**ts murder 15 people at Bondi ...
Instant Experts Ep 43 - We're Back! Until the US Navy Blows Us Up!
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:The Honk returns from London, needs 10 days to recover!: ...
Instant Experts Ep 42 - Trump's Legal Woes Over Clinton BJ: "I'M ON MY KNEES FACING HUGE SUBPOENAS!"
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Mark Epstein: Trump never blew Clinton - "Certainly ...
Instant Experts Ep 41 - US GOVT SHUTDOWN ENDS, EPSTEIN FILES SHUTDOWN CONTINUES!
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Epstein Files release vote goes to Congress: “It’ll b...
Instant Experts Ep 40 - DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN! - NYC Elects Mayor With No Experience! (of Sexual Harassment, Bribery)
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Not Since O.J.!: Trump hit by legal shit sandwich as DC S...
Instant Experts Ep 39 - “BRIBED TRUMP? HOW DARE YOU!” says newly crowned Prince Andrew, Duke of Hazzard, House of Arkansas
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons:Australia unleashes world’s smallest controversy as P...
Instant Experts Ep 38 - TRUMP, ALBANESE REACH HISTORIC AGREEMENT: “KEVIN RUDD SUCKS!”
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who'...
Instant Experts Ep 37 - MIDDLE EAST AT PEACE!* (*NO MORE WARS TIL TUESDAY)
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Did Trump do good in Gaza? And if so, was it deliberate? ...
Instant Experts Ep 36 - Trump Sends Troops into Chicago: "ONLY SHOOT DEMOCRATS, OK?"
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a W...
Instant Experts Ep 35 - Hegseth to U.S. Military - "NO MORE FAT COMMANDERS. EXCEPT PRESIDENT TRUMP!”
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:DefSec Hegseth cracks down!A Gubernatorial candidate step...
Instant Experts Ep 34 - Trump's War on Tylenol: “IT’S THE REASON I’M STUPID!”
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: 1. Trump links Tylenol to autism - Doctors lin...
Instant Experts Ep 33 - First Amendment Gives Trump a Free Speech: "FAR KEW, C U Next Thursday!"
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:President congratulates Jimmy Kimmel on 22 hit years - &q...
Instant Experts Ep 32 - What Would Charlie Do? - PROBABLY RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Stroke victim, stroke lover Donald J Trump denies signing...
Instant Experts Ep 31 - Epstein Victims Speak Out On Files: “COME ON DONALD, WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!”
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Chairman Dan defends Beijing trip - “It’s in the nati...
Instant Experts Ep 30 - Forget The End Of The Free World... TAYLOR'S GETTING MARRIED!!!
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Taylor & Travis: So Happy! - Every other longtime BF ...
Instant Experts Ep 29 - Trump: "I GOT OWNED BY PUTIN (AGAIN). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
23 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Trump leaves Alaska empty-handed - ARE HIS HANDS JUST TOO TINY?...
Instant Experts - Hiatus Cancelled! - All New Ep Out Sunday Announced!
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!"Hiatuses are for P*ssies!", said our great current President (not really, he only uses words he invented, like 'eq...
Instant Experts Ep 28 - Trump Hosts Putin for Bombe Alaska and TACOs!
15 Aug 2025
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Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Don and Vlad anchor down in Anchorage - and a Peace Prize, BJ a...
Instant Experts Ep 27 - Trump Creates Most Jobs Ever After Boiling Statistician in Acid!
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Trump sh*ts pants then sh**ts messenger after dud US Jobs Repor...
Instant Experts Ep 26 - Hulk Hogan's Final Match: vs Donald Trump for The Epstein Files! Sydney Sweeney v Ghislaine Maxwell on the Undercard!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Hulk Hogan is dead. But don’t count him out just yet! ...
Instant Experts Ep 25 - Trump in a Tizz as Coldplay Exposes The Epstein Files!
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Coldplaygate CEO Andy Byron updates Astronomer's HR Policy...
Instant Experts Ep 24 - The Epstein Story Kills Itself (Or Does It?) - Mark Latham Investigates!
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons Who Are All 100% Innocent: Australia finally gets a world-clas...
Instant Experts Ep 23 - Mushroom Murder, F1 Drama & The Texas Sex Toy Massacre!
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't...
Instant Experts Ep 22 - Jesus, Bezos! That’s A Lot To Spend On A Wedding
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Pu...
Instant Experts Ep 21 - Bizarre Love Triangle: Israel, Iran and US Finally Get A Room!
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Trump drops the F-Bomb, and finally - if briefly - makes sens...
Instant Experts Ep 20 - Trump’s Dad Didn't Love Him - We're With Dad!
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love a...
Instant Experts Ep 19 - ICE ICE Baby! US to Deport Every Immigrant Except Melania
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Straight Intta Compton! ICE raids L.A. - And turns a whiter sha...
Instant Experts - Slightly Delayed New Ep Announce aka Our Lord's Prayer: Please Can Henry Be Sober Enough to Record!
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!Live from Lord's cricket ground in London - *We're* the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, as we explain our next episode wo...
Instant Experts Ep 18 - “Dude, There’s My Cards!”: Zelensky strikes Bad Vlad while Trump drones on
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Freedom Fighter Vlod skewers commie thug Vlad right in the Uret...
Instant Experts Ep 17 - Trump's Budget: "It's One Big Beautiful Load of Bull!"
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Coalition coalesces after a week of frantic self-discovery by N...
Instant Experts Ep 16 - Biden, US plagued by cancerous a**hole!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Randy Aussie Nationals tell dud root Liberals they want t...
Instant Experts Ep 15 - Dude, Where's My Plane? Trump's Sheikh Shakedown!
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:It's leg day AND chest day as the US Constitution ge...
Instant Experts Ep XIV - Holy See! Pope Leo Tribute Edition
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:American Cardinal pips Filipino Singer for World’s Biggest Ha...
Instant Experts Ep 13 - The First 100 Days: Even This Podcast is Polling Better than Trump!
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Stephen Miller’s Dungeon or Pete Hegseth’s Den? Henry &...
Instant Experts - The Very Best Of (the first few weeks) - Unplanned Deportation Edition!
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!With hosts Henry Lee & The Honk strangely out of mobile range during their one-way fact-finding tour of El Salvador courtesy o...
Instant Experts Ep 12 - Xi Whiz, Trump's a Muppet - Bumper Easter Edition!
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:China built the Wall, and Trump’s gonna pay for it -- Industr...
Instant Experts Ep 11 - Tariffs Pause! Trump Briefly Saves Markets from Himself
12 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:1. When the Dow hits the floor like a drunk hits the door, that...
Instant Experts — Special Tariffs Edition (Part II): Revenge of the Penguins!
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!By popular demand, Bonus Ep with 10% more tariff-y crooks, f*ckwits and morons:Vietnam enlists seal-infested Heard Island in the f...
Instant Experts Ep 10 — Special Tariffs Edition (Part I): Now We’re 10% Dumber!
05 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!On this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits and morons:Bonfire of the Benjamins — Trump’s brilliant tariff plan smokes trillions...
Instant Experts Ep 9 - Hegseth: "You should see our group chat on Russia!"
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:DefSec Pete drunk dials The Atlantic, mistakes it for the Pacif...
Instant Experts Ep 8 - “Elon’s a real son of a b*tch” - Maye Musk Speaks!
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of crooks, f*ckwits & morons:Putin ceases fire in Ukraine!* — (*actual ceasefire not included)Total Re...
Instant Experts Ep 7 — Trump’s ad for Musk: “Buy the Car, not the Rocket!”
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:1. Elon Starship’s shock tour of the Caribbean —We have the...
Instant Experts Ep 6 - Trump Cuts Intelligence to Ukraine, America
09 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week's showcase of crooks, f*ckwits and morons:US Vice-Prostate BJ Vance enjoys ski vacation in Russian it-village As...
Instant Experts Ep 5 — Musk: “What penile implant? I still f*ck up every day!”
01 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s display of ‘genius’*^:•Trump Sacking Qualified Black 4 Star General 100% Not Racist - What if a rap comes o...
Instant Experts Bonus Breaking News Mini Ep! — Zelensky Does Not Punch Trump in Head. World Wonders Why
01 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!Overnight, international hero Ukraine’s President Vladimir Zelenskyy finally got the talking to absolutely no-one thought he nee...
Instant Experts Ep 4 - All That J*zz: Musk Welcomes Baby XIII!
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!In this week’s learned insights:Putin the hurt on Ukraine - Trump couldn’t Kyiv a sh*t!Chinese Warships in Sydney Harbour — ...
Instant Experts Ep 3 - DOGEsh*t in The Oval Office
15 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here! This week, our clueless gibberish on:Trump’s War on Turtles - time’s finally up for the commies of the seaICE v Naughty Per...
Instant Experts Ep 2 - Book Your Gaza Timeshare Today!
08 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news, explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk and Henry Lee, this is all the stuff ...
Instant Experts Ep 1 - Greenland Had It Coming
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Send us a text here!A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news, explained by idiots. Hosted by The Honk and Henry Lee, this is all the stuff ...