THIS IS A CASE FOR THE FBI: Catfishing, Cover-Ups & Crazy Intuition
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What’s the opening banter and why are the hosts excited about this episode?
Welcome back to It's a
Girl Thing!
We're back and better than ever. Hey Bestie,
how
are you? You look gorgeous.
Thank you.
you so welcome
thank you you love a
leopard print
don't you
love an animal print no one will ever take that away from
me i
think i came out the womb with leopard print on me like
i remember you having like a leopard print scarf at school oh when we
were like 12
yeah
like my mum loves it as well so i think she's always like and i think the coloring goes
well with like
my hair
and stuff so
i like go for
it if I think like what describes you it's leopard print
you're so in tune with me because I was just about to say I want to start by playing a game that I'd seen on Instagram which was if you were in a crowded room or like a crowded place how would you describe that person kind of but you can't shout my name but you want like me to turn around what would you shout
And I can't shout your name.
It's so obvious for this group of people.
It's a girl thing.
No. What? If
I had someone go,
bestie,
I would be like, that is what I would shout at you. Oh, I'd just be self-promoting.
You're
like, does
anybody listen to
it? It's a
girl thing. You
turn
around. By the time this episode goes out, voting will have closed for
the British Podcast Awards. Oh, my God. To be honest, I'm just so happy that we're in it. Like, I can't believe we're in the top 20. So thank you so much. If you voted the first round, if you voted the second round. And now we just wait, right? For the awards
night. I've emailed them today. be like do we
is there a
third round yeah like do we go down to a top five
or do we
just find out on the night of the awards because that's not till like october but we have to go like a the networking will slay b we'll get a little hotel we'll get a little gown do you know what i really want us to do
this is so unlike me but i really want us to hire someone to do our hair and makeup Like, I want us to go in. Yeah. Because we get to walk on a carpet.
We could also hire my wedding hair and makeup people to test that we like how they do it. Because then I will need to quickly
find someone else. We use it as a trial. Yeah,
literally. Because I get trials included.
Oh, my
God. Well, let's do
it. I think
we should use them because then we will know on the wedding day that
we're going to feel slated. Yeah, and then we'll make friends with them and then we'll be friendly on the wedding day. Yeah, that would be so nice. Shall we do that? Yeah. Also, that's just cracked me up because do you remember the time when I took you to a red carpet event?
And
I said, oh, it's
just casual. You told me to wear jeans and people were in suits and ball
gowns. I was like, it'll be fine. I think it's
casual. Eamon Holmes was on the red carpet. In a suit. You were like
walking.
I was literally looking. I was like, I'm fuming. Going
to kill you. But there was
cameras in
our face. So I'm
just going to smile and wave. Smile and wave. Motherfucker. Like that was intense.
Yeah, but now, look at me now. Ten years later, I'm saying let's get hair and makeup done. Buzzing. Let's do it. You've changed
me. For the better. But also, we love however you want to be a girl. Anyway, we digress. You've got a big week coming up.
I do. It
will have happened by the time this goes out.
Yeah, it's school holidays at the moment. And my brother and my sister-in-law, they work... Full time. And they've got two kids pretty much same age as my two kids. So I was like, I'm going down to Bournemouth for like four days. Why don't we just take yours along with me? So I'm in charge of four children, me, the most unorganized person on earth. have to keep four children alive. I'm being trusted.
I think that's going to be easier than normal because they'll just play.
But then how was camping?
Did the kids all just play? Yeah, they just went
up and played.
But what if they argue? Do they?
No, not yet. But this is like a prolonged period of time. I think it's going to be great. Anyway, I'm coming down to Bournemouth, so if I need helping hands... I forgot
that you... Because when you said you were busy all next week, I forgot that it was down there.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and why are the hosts excited about this episode?
0:07–4:26
2
How did the hosts react to being in the top‑20 for the British Podcast Awards?
4:26–6:17
3
Why did the hosts decide to move into a new flat and what were the funny mishaps?
6:17–17:53
4
How did a Strava route expose a cheating partner and turn the hosts into amateur FBI agents?
17:53–26:11
5
What red‑flag clues revealed a fake Ibiza weekend and how was the lie uncovered?
26:11–34:04
6
Why is one partner’s intense family involvement causing tension in their relationship?
34:04–35:27