It's Christmastown
Episodes
043 - The Unprofessional Episode
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
NORTHERN LIGHTS OF CHRISTMAS (2018) rings in our new year with: Geraldine Somerville appreciation station ... Slacking on good movies, transcribing ba...
042 - We'd Buy the App for a Dollar
04 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
SARA KATE WILKINSON is back to MINGLE ALL THE WAY and: There's an app for that ... THEME ... This made me crazy ... Title first, plot second ... 1 ...
041 - Welcome to Christmas
21 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's our Christmas episode! With 2018's WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS and: Worry about your driving ... THEME ... Let's talk about our Christmases! ... Going s...
040 - We Found Love in a Fooded Court
14 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your chopsticks, it's won-ton soup time in 2016's THE MISTLETOE PROMISE, which vows: A frozen contract-honoring stupor ... THEME ... Centered-fon...
039 - Hallmark Origins: 9/11 Never Happened
12 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
SARA KATE WILKINSON returns a fourth time for THE NINE LIVES OF CHRISTMAS, the movie that spawned the theory that 9/11 never happened in the Hallmark ...
038 - Twang Mess of Grace Lint
07 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
KAREN GEIER is back in our dang kitchen for 2018's CHRISTMAS AT GRACELAND and: No response from the Pootie ... THEME ... Outrage on Elvis's behalf ....
037 - Mariah Carey's (Long Island) Ohio Christmas
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Idolator founding editor MAURA JOHNSTON joins us for MARIAH CAREY'S feature directorial debut in 2015's A CHRISTMAS MELODY and: Andy Daly in the Hall...
036 - Smash the Machines, Seize the Kringles
20 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
SARA KATE WILKINSON returns a third time for Countdown to Christmas Four in CHRISTMAS IN LOVE, with: I'll make the Wiki ... THEME ... Hallmark Gracel...
035 - We'll Do It Rimes!
15 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sweeten that studio magic, it's 2018's IT'S CHRISTMAS, EVE, featuring LeAnn Rimes and: One-year-anniversary gift of the magi ... Malaise forever! .....
034 - Judge Panabaker in Cookie v. Gingerbread
09 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
KAREN GEIER is cookin' in our dang kitchen for 2018's CHRISTMAS JOY and: Rap game gingerbread ... Affected by Christmas on a German level ... Caganer...
033 - Pride and Prejudice and Fascism
31 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Fascism and criticism abound in the bleak first entry of 2018's Countdown to Christmas, CHRISTMAS AT PEMBERLEY MANOR, including: "In Puke of Lost Tur...
032 - The Stars Hollow Man
24 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's 2015's PORTRAIT OF LOVE and time for Logan Echolls to: Pour water on your own damn computer ... THEME ... A Chopped basket of movies ... What are...
031 - Not All Tonys Are Baloney
17 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
SIMON MALOY helps us get a *little* mean and Dave gets a little tanked for ALL THINGS VALENTINE and: Simon's Hallmark bona fides ... What channel is ...
030 - Jack Wagner's Ring Cycle: The Valkyrie
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
TARA ARIANO and SARAH D. BUNTING of Previously.tv and the Extra Hot Great podcast return for The Wedding March 2: Resorting to Love and have to realiz...
029 - I Coach Peace of Mind, Barton
03 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's 2018's LOVE ON THE SLOPES and time to divide warrior from worrier with: Is your podcast repeating on you? ... THEME ... How was the Malort? ......
028 - Toto's Africa: The Movie
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
DESI JEDEIKIN of the Hollywood Crime Scene podcast self-censors for Love on Safari (2018), Jeb mispronouncing "ukuthula" and: Jeb f*cking up an intro...
027 - Murse King of Fried Chicken
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's 2016's ANYTHING FOR LOVE and time to hide your identity for: The menace of online dating ... Merry Christmas from Jordan Peterson ... Theme ......
026 - ART THOU BOTOWN?
07 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's 2017's THE PERFECT CATCH and we are ready to: Play ball! ... Macho Man Randy Savage: fundamentally extreme, underappreciated ballplayer ... Doc H...
025 - So F*ck You, Edith Wharton
31 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
SARA KATE WILKINSON returns to exquisitely loath The Mistletoe Inn and: The world's worst writing metaphor ... THEME ... Sara Kate hates the movie a...
023 - A Fisherman's Guide to Undercover Angola
27 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
ROBERT WHEEL uses his potty mouth to announce which children are sick and which are goldbrickers in 2017's Magical Christmas Ornaments, and tends to...
022 - B-Minus Dalton's Murder Ballad
22 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
JAY W. FRIEDMAN and CHRIS COLLISION of IDEOTV get incredible value with Garage Store Mysteries: Murder By Text (2017) and: Dual Hallmark noobs ... Lor...
021 - The Duchess of Sussex - FOOD CRIMINAL
13 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
KEITH BUCKLEY, author and lead singer of Every Time I Die joins us for 2016's Dater's Handbook and: Giambis ... REO Speedwagon ... They shoot Go-Go's,...
018 - Beasley vs. The Canine Connector
08 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
TREVOR "HEGELBON" STRUNK, host of the No Cartridge podcast joins us for 2017's Eat, Play, Love and: Veterinary Professionals' Day! ... Hallmark spou...
017 - Ohio Magick vs. The Quitting Coven
08 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
SARA KATE WILKINSON joins us for 2016's Summer in the City and: Her beautiful mind ... Hey, buddy ... A strangely mature romcom written by a teen (C...
Merry Christmas!
08 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our podcast and to the silly, sweet, extremely gentle and sometimes accidentally menacing world of Hallmark Original Movies. This podcast b...