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It's not as easy as it might look. It's a lot harder than people think. What have you had it with, Pums? What I've had it with is when you have dinner companions that you're supposed to meet for dinner and they show up late and act like you're supposed to wait for them to order. No. If you're not there at the appointed time, we're all going to order. We're not waiting for you.
Do you think that's rude?
Um, this is why I don't go to dinner with people. Um, it depends on the, the people. Like I would, if somebody asked me to go to dinner and they were 15 to 20 minutes late, I would wait for all of us to order together. See, not me.
I think you send in your order or you just order late because if you're not there, you're not there. And I only have one friend that does this to me. It bugs the living shit out of me.
Yeah, I just, I mean, I wouldn't like it. Tardiness is something that really bothers me. But in the interest of being polite, I would wait for that person to arrive before I order. Now, I might order an appetizer and say, oh, we ordered an appetizer while we were waiting. But I would not order my entree if it was a set meal that we were all taking time out of our lives to have together.
Even if that person makes you go to bed later. See, that's what I – I'm like, you're getting into my bedtime here. If I had one person that chronically did this to me, I wouldn't go to dinner with them anymore. I know.
That's probably the boundary.
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