I've Had It
Episodes
America Needs F*ck You Lefties
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
When they go low, we drag them to hell. Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank...
Two Pump Trump
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If lesbians ran the country, starting with Kara Swisher, we’d be better off.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https:...
Christian Nationalist Crybabies
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Krystal Ball joins us to roast Trump’s sexist, anti-empathy cult and the billionaire goblins bankrolling our slow-motion slide into dumbass dystopia...
A Canksgiving Special
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Not thankful for Canks.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to our sponsors:T...
Bubba BJ-Gate
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We will not rest until Bubba is found...Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you ...
The Great MAGA Break Up
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The last republican, Adam Kenzinger, gives us all the tea on leaving the MAGA cult.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: h...
Panic at the White House
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brides are out of control, air travel is collapsing, and Trump wants to deploy troops to a non-existent shopping mall...Order our new book, join our S...
GOP: Guardians of Pedophiles
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our favorite internet troll and expert on all things Donald Trump, Rick Wilson of the Lincoln Project, joins us to bash the pedo-protector ring called...
Be Mean to Fascists
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can we all just agree to keep bullying the fascists?Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcas...
Deliver Us from MAGA
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you leave a bad review on this podcast, Emma Vigeland is coming for you.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://l...
America's Dumbass Dictator
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
America has a dumba** dictator taking dementia tests. Mehdi Hasan joins us to shred the current administration (and of course, the democratic establis...
DL Demon Queens of MAGA
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy Vietor of Pod Save America joins us to discuss how we go about saving our country from this group of self-hating dweebs.Order our new book, join...
Democracy on Life Support
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The real housewives have HAD IT with Donald Trump.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast....
Keeping Up with the Cult
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump IS a whiny titty baby and we'd say it to his face. CNN's Abby Phillip joins us to talk Trump, Behind the scenes of CNN, and her new book.Order o...
Devil Wears MAGA
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Usha Vance, please blink twice if you need help.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Th...
Troll the Nazis
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The CEO of Antifa, Cliff Cash, teaches us how to troll the Nazis.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/i...
The Anti-Cult Club
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sen. Cory Booker joins us for a tough conversation.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast...
MAGA Meltdown Tour
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
MAGA needs universal therapy.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to our spon...
Star-Spangled Snowflakes
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pumps has a very important warning for Gen Z... Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank ...
The Gospel According to Grifters
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
John Fugelsang, author of Separation of Church and Hate, completely dismantles the christian hypocrites in the MAGA movement.Order our new book, join ...
Closet Case Conservatives
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The science finally catches up with us on MAGA's hypocritical kink.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee...
Escape From MAGAland
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Two angry, geriatric dolts that blather on for far too long about nothing substantive are joined today by former republican and Georgia gubernatorial...
Poor Performance Patriots
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Not all sheroes wear capes.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to our sponso...
Silence of the Liberals
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David Miles Hogg, Parkland shooting survivor and gun-control activist, drops in to give his unfiltered opinion on the corruption from both political p...
Nepo Baby-in-Chief
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gov. Wes Moore is hot, empathetic, smart, a great leader, hot, kind-hearted, unifying, caring, a trailblazer, and did we say hot?Order our new book, j...
The Divided States of America
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The left needs to go further left and billionaires need to grow a pair.Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee...
Clean Up on Aisle 47
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cankles McTaco T*ts couldn't spell California if he tried and Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass has HAD IT with his incompetence.Order our new book, join o...
Little Dicktator Energy
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We finally brought on an expert in fascism and authoritarian leaders, Ruth Ben-Ghiat, to answer our burning questions about Canks and the MAGA movemen...
Zohran Mamdani State of Mind
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani joins us to talk about his opponent's social media game, democratic socialism, fake news, and his break-out role ...
MAGA Can’t Spin This Shit
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They say you can't shame the shameless but we're going to keep trying our damn best, with help from MSNBC's Ayman Mohyeldin.Order our new book, join o...
Cankles-in-Chief
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim Davis is ugly, Trump sucks, and Jared is a pervert.Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpod...
Triple Trumpers and Teeny Weenies
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dean Withers spills the tea on Charlie Kirk...Order our new book, join our Substack, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Than...
Cankles McTaco Tits with Hasan Piker
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hasan Piker joins us for a masterclass on bullying MAGA.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/iv...
The Cult Has No Culture
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get in girls, we're doing gay sabotage on MAGA. Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank ...
Living Rent-Free in MAGA Heads
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Rippon is here for some Olympic-level trolling.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehad...
Take Your Ass to Cracker Barrel
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You can lead a Trumper to culture, but you can't make them think...Sami Sage, Host of Betches News, joins us for an in-depth conversation on the confl...
Pearl-Clutching Beta Males
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sophia Bush brings the 'f**k you politics.'Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you t...
MAGA Christians SUCK
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing more terrifying than a Christian woman with a prayer group.Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ive...
President Taco Tits
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do you call an event that's part sorority house, part church, and part suburban Tupperware party? Our worst nightmare.Order our new book, join ou...
Big Cult, Little Brains
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have some constructive criticism for the country.....Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcas...
Muffin-Top MAGA
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's your problem, virgin?!Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to our sponsors...
Supremely Screwed
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Supreme Court is supremely f**ked up and Prof. Leah Litman is here with the tea.Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: http...
IQs Were Harmed in the Making of MAGA
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Make sure your dentist is legitimate before you open wide 👀Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehadit...
Revenge is Best Served Publicly with E. Jean Carroll
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The patron saint of payback and overall badass, E. Jean Carroll, gets petty with Jen and Pumps.Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking...
Another Day, Another Dumbass
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blasphemy is our love language.Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to our sponso...
Basket of Deplorables
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea Clinton, Jennifer, and Pumps would like to thank you for your attention to this matter.Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking...
Bottom Feeder Billionaires
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Playing f*** you politics with Ranking Member Robert Garcia.Order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/iv...
Bible Thumper BJ's
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did that microphone give you consent, Donald?Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodca...
Unfit. Unhinged. Un-American: Jeffries on Trump
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries has HAD IT.Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you...
Butthole of the Bible Belt
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jonathan Van Ness is here, queer, and worried about JD Vance not getting it in the rear.Order our new book, join our cult, and more by clicking here: ...
Curb Your Conservatism
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is for anyone with an IQ over 100 - sorry MAGAPre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee...
Bullsh*t Family Values
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Congresswoman Sarah McBride delivers the dose of hopium we've all been needing.Order our new book, join our Cult, and more by clicking here: https://l...
Pity Party Politics
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jen, Pumps, and Katie Phang beautifully destroy the so-called 'manosphere.'Order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https...
Land of the Free-ish
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't worry, Pumps is NOT going to f**k you.Order our new book, join our Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you ...
Megachurch Megahell
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jen risks her life trudging through 'God's country' so that Josh can get his ear the way he wants it.Order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and mo...
Bible Thump Dump Truck
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We hate this new season of America, and Donald Trump needs to be kicked out of the cast. Joined by Professor Scott Galloway, leader of the smartospher...
Make America Hot Again
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pseudoscience in a linen dress.Order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to ou...
Red, White, and Screwed
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out the alpha male 'manosphere' movement is doing great things for the lesbian community.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more...
Titty Baby Nation
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This might be the straw that finally breaks Jesse Watters back. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://link...
Sh*t Happens in Trump's America
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We ask the hard-shitting questions about a viral road rage incident...Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https:...
United States of Stupid
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
ChatGPT absolutely torches Jen and Pumps with a five star roast.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://link...
Jesus Christ Super Capitalist
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does best-selling author Jesus Christ really need to be running more ads on tv??Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking he...
Donald's Demon Queens
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We may not be intellectual heavyweights but at least we're charming.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://...
Grifter-in-Chief
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world hates us and honestly, we get it.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast...
Protect the Voodoo Dolls
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Monét X Change is here in studio and ready to put a witchy spell on the evil wannabe drag queens running this country.Pre-order our new book, join ou...
America’s Top DEI Podcast
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For the permanent record, Donald Trump is god awful at interior design.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https...
Total Bullsh*t with Rahm Emanuel
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rahm Emanuel joins Jen in having tough conversations about the Democratic party. Josh Welch subs in for a sick Pumps.Pre-order our new book, join our ...
The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're fine with billionaires going to space, as long as they promise to stay there.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking...
White Trash Supremacy
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't wear pajama bottoms out in public if you don't want to be mistaken for a Trumper.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clic...
Trump Thinks He's Hot
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Would you wear a MAGA hat all day for a million dollars? Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/i...
Trump Dump with Sen. Chris Murphy
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's nothing we love more than some good ole-fashioned sh**-talking session about coworkers, and Senator Chris Murphy does not disappoint.Pre-order...
Micro Penis Parade
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You’re so vain, you probably think this episode is about you.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linkt...
It's a Cult!
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If God is guiding your surgeon's hand... you're in trouble.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee...
White Trash Conman
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
AARP's newest cover girl, Angela Dawn, joins us today to discuss fraud prevention.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking ...
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We finally got Chelsea Handler to tell us what she's had it with.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://lin...
MAGA Jesus is a D**k
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are certain people that need to be removed from the gene pool altogether.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking her...
The Stupid Era
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Taking down misogynists and MAGA with Drew AfualoPre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditp...
Failed Trust Fund Baby
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An orange toddler and a failed drag queen walk into an Oval Office... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https:...
Start Bullying Conservatives
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
MAGA loves to show off their low IQ's... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. ...
Ban Straight Marriage
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join our beaver walk for democracy, hosted by Angie D. Beaver! Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linkt...
Dump Trucking
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pumps is showing signs of Dementia while Jen is looking better than ever. Oscar-winning actress Marcia Gay Harden joins us to discuss gender reveals a...
The Red Flag List
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Angela Dawn is yassified and ready to hit the online dating apps. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://li...
Teenie Weenie, Not Hot, and MAGA
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jen decides to change her will in order to f*** with Pumps from the grave. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: h...
Little Broke Bestie
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If your toddler is your best friend, you just might be a loser. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://link...
Baby Weight Fraud
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jen and Pumps are coming to you all the way from the big city with a brand new list of petty grievances to get pissed off about. Pre-order our new boo...
No D**k Energy
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pumps gets a promposal and Jen recaps the Super Bowl halftime show. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://...
Breathing Stupid Air
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In order to survive the next four years in Trump's America, we're going to need to laugh A LOT. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and mo...
Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mommy-vlogging gone wrong, hate academies, and bumper sticker abuse. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https:/...
Narcissistic Dead People
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pumps reveals how she's personally been keeping the burger industry afloat with her own capitalist con. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult,...
The Money Shot
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Moral of the episode? DO NOT stick a Hawaiian Breeze Febreeze can up your butt... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking ...
Broken Give a F**k Meter
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The icon Lisa Rinna joins us to s**t-talk everything from vow renewals to Trump and his circle of losers. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cul...
The Breakup List
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We rank our biggest red flags for doomed couples and play some listener grievances. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicki...
Let Them be A**holes
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mel Robbins teaches us how to handle the narcissist we're stuck with for the next four years. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more ...
Toddler Terrorism
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jen and Pumps go to couples therapy. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Than...
She Wants to Kill Me
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Big Pumps is back in the Big City accompanied by a much younger Jennifer and they're joined by Congressman Eric Swalwell to get all the tea on Congres...
Two Uglies Make Beauty
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jen and Pumps learn how to properly get freaky in a movie theatre with comedian Roy Wood Jr. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more b...
Leader of Stupid People
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pumps lets slip her reversion back to Karenism and Jen holds a much needed intervention. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by cl...
Cut the Apron Strings
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've infiltrated the college mom Facebook groups, and it's even scarier than you imagined. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by...
New Year, Same Us
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our New Year's resolution is to forget the high road and go lower at every turn. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking h...
Middle-Aged Big Girl
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pumps is making major breakthroughs and Jen takes a well-deserved victory lap. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking he...