Chapter 1: What frustrations do the hosts express about construction signs?
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One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, and every single one of these hypocritical MAGA Christians can do wet pumps.
Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is when you're seeing construction on the side of the road or construction in like a shopping center or somewhere that you are, there's always a sign that says, pardon our mess. And I'm like, do we have a choice? You've taken up the whole highway. I don't have a choice but to pardon your mess.
Same with like at the grocery store, pardon our mess. When is somebody gonna pardon my mess? When do I get to say, I'm gonna be fucking crazy. I'm gonna go nuts. I'm gonna bang and scream and yell. And then I'm just gonna say, Pardon my mess.
Chapter 2: What is the significance of the phrase 'pardon our mess' in today's society?
And everything's going to be hunky-dory. And I don't know, maybe that's petty, but that's where I am in Trump's America, that I'm irritated that somebody's trying to upgrade something. And I'm thinking, why are you saying, pardon my mess? I'm stuck with your mess no matter what, because I have to drive down the street. So stop acting like we have manners.
So you would rather them not acknowledge the inconvenience? Yes.
Because then it's complete silence. Right. Because by saying, pardon our mess, and I keep going up and down the road, it's like I'm all in on pardoning their mess, but I don't want to pardon their mess. I have to drive that way, but I'm not, I'm not pardoning it.
Hmm. Interesting. I, uh, I like the acknowledgement that it's an inconvenience instead of just the gaslighting that nothing's going on here, that they're not jacking everything up.
Chapter 3: How do personal experiences shape opinions on evangelical Christianity?
So the acknowledgement for me is fine. Where I agree with you is the desire to go crazy, but I don't equate construction improvements with personal unhinged
Well, I think it's because you're not as personally unhinged as I am.
That would be my guess, because the first thing I saw... I give you a really good run for your money, though. I appreciate your providing me a little bit of cover there, but I think that we're splitting hairs here as to which one of us is more unhinged. Based on how viral I go on the internet, I might even give myself... The point position.
You're not unhinged going viral on the internet. You're fucking right. And you're the only person that says it in such a clear manner. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not unhinged.
So will I piss you off if I, at the end of my viral rants go, pardon my mess.
Yes, because you're saying it's a mess and it's not a mess. You're fucking right.
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Chapter 4: What criticisms are made about the current political landscape?
And you're one of the few people that can communicate in a way that's very plain spoken. Yet what you're saying is very complicated.
So when we see, let's do some role playing. When you're driving by and you see the pardon your mess, you just want to roll down your windows and say, fuck your mess. Yes.
I want to say, when do I get to be a mess? When do I get to plow my car into this construction and say, Oh, pardon my mess. Pop out.
It drives you crazy. It drives me crazy. What about have it? What about signs that say have a nice day?
As long as it doesn't say have a blessed day, I'm okay with it. Have a nice day, I'm fine with. But as you know, when somebody tells me to have a blessed day, I just want to reach through the phone and scream and yell and say, pardon my mess after I'm a net.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts view the relationship between megachurches and political power?
Okay, let me see how advanced you are in your deconstruction of faith because you are with the have a blessed day where I was early on and it still irritates me for sure. What about when people say it was a God thing?
Oh, it drives me fucking bananas. It drives me bananas. Like somebody I know has a family member that's really sick and is going through a lot. And so they've, you know, did this surgery and it's better. It's just a God thing. I'm like, no, it's really not. It's called science. It's called hospitals. It's called doctor. So I think I'm just so like. because I used to say it.
You did. You said it to me a lot.
Chapter 6: What are the implications of the Epstein files discussed in the episode?
Right. So I think that's why it makes me even cringier because I know- You're the reformed smoker of evangelical Christianity. Right. And I'm a great reformed smoker. I don't mind smelling smoke, but I think it's because I know how much denial and cognitive dissonance because that's what I was doing when I would saying it's a God thing. So now it just, I'm 10 times more insane about it. Okay.
What about this one? God is good all the time. Um, You probably didn't even know that. People say that all the time at church. God is good all the time.
That one really pisses me off because that's so dismissive of human suffering.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts perceive the upcoming midterms and election integrity?
To say God is good all the time and you're in the throes of like massive human suffering, like maybe your government separated your children from you without due process. Is God good during that time? Yeah, it's just such a... dismissive thing to say. And it's so manipulative and gaslighting. But it's all that megachurch culture, which brings me to my grievance. I've had it.
with mega Christians and mega church attending Christians, especially mega church attending Christians, I really dislike them, that are silent about the fact that the Trump regime is cankles deep in a pedophile ring wherein it is being revealed that the president
of the united states an obese man that wears a full face of makeup every single day who clearly looks like he's dying each day um appears to be compromised by russia and by israel and they just like whatever the plot is for the day they just go along with it i guess it's just god is good pardon our mess you know all of our grievances are colliding pumps
No, I completely agree. And it just, I cannot wrap my head around it. I have not spoken directly about this to the MAGA person in my life, my family member, but I do know that she was willing to make excuses about him banging out a porn star, even though the chastity belt, purity culture, queen bee of that. and fucking or having a girlfriend like when his baby is little.
So I have no doubt that excuses will be made about that. But I think I've decided like over the weekend when I was listening to Mike Johnson be like, Nope, no questions about the Epstein files.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about accountability in politics?
Nope, it's fine. My new thing is every time he speaks and says something biblical or, you know, God wanted us to do this or any time he references religion, just say you cover up for pedophiles and you get out here and lie. You don't get to talk about your religion. You don't get to talk about family values like your credibility is gone.
So let's just skip over it and watch that sniveling little titty baby flail around that somebody would dare to question his morals and ethics. And I'm like, dude, that's your jam. You're good at that. You've done it your entire adult life. So I completely agree with it.
It's so impossible for me to believe, yet it's not because people in churches have been covering up and or ignoring sexual abuse of children As long as I can remember. Well, no, that's not right. At least for the last 25 years. Just one right after the other.
Yeah, it's really bad. I want to start referring to Lady Graham, Little Moses Mike, Grindr Johnson, Josh Hawley, J.D. Vance, and others with whom I believe are D.L. Demon Queens as alleged heterosexuals. Because these are the people who say that homosexuality is a choice. And the self-own in that, Pumps, is saying that they chose to be heterosexual. Right? So that's the own in that.
Because for me, I didn't choose my sexuality. I just am heterosexual. For anybody in religious circles to say that homosexuality is a choice, they are telling on themselves that they are choosing something that wouldn't be their default setting, that they had to make a conscious decision to go, oh, the Bible says X, Y, Z. So I choose that completely erasing who they are naturally.
So these little DL demon queens in the MAGA movement Little Moses, Mike Grinder Johnson, who has a very tight relationship with God, so much so that God wakes him up in the middle of the night constantly to talk to him. Hey, little buddy, wake up. You're Moses. All this stuff.
It's unbelievable to think that this is a guy who monitors his son's porn use and then tells his son, hey, buddy, in return, you can monitor mine. And he is all about these pray the gay away, psychological torture, psychological abuse camps that every therapist and anybody in the field of psychology says is nothing short of torture. He's all about these things.
And then he expects us to believe that he's not this gender obsessed, sex obsessed, porn obsessed. God wakes me up in the middle of the night because we're tight as ticks. He expects us to believe that he doesn't know anything about the Epstein files. And this is where evangelical Christians always get an assist from the people around them.
The default setting in society is, oh, if somebody's religious and goes to church, religion equates to goodness. Yes. To the contrary, I have found that the more overtly religious people are, the more they're hiding something rather nefarious and scandalous and depraved. And so for me, seeing these red flags of Moses Mike Grinder Johnson
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