Jennifer Welch
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Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. Yeah. So we're supposed to start the podcast.
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You should not name your child a name. Like, let's say Jennifer. Like, I know this poor woman named Jennifer, which a lot of people who were born in the 70s. I know I look great for my age. Oh, great. Yeah. Fabulous. A lot of women that were born in the 70s are named Jennifer. And this one friend of mine, her name is spelled G-E-N-I-F-E-R. That, why?
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The parents had a moment when they were young and dumb, and they thought, this is going to be so fun. That is a life sentence of trust. Just do a normal spelling. A normal spelling. Quit fucking around with your kids' names.
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Okay. Now, Kylie has found something online that she and I reviewed. And I want her to do a presentation for Monet and Pumps because this is just wild. Okay. Let's pass it to the power lessee.
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If I don't want to stay out late, but I want for sure for the host and hostess to know that I showed up, I'll show up five minutes early. Five minutes early? I will. So they remember Jennifer was here. And then within 10 minutes.
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They're sitting out there. We have a Ted Cruz, a Donald Trump. And J.D. Vance. We need an Elon Musk.
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I'm out. I'm in my pajamas. I'm fluffed up with my French Bulldogs living my best life.
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Nobody would fuck him unless he had money. Let me ask you this, Monet. As a drag queen, and when you see all of the anti-drag vitriol coming out of MAGA, and then you see Trump every single day wear orange makeup, and you see the vice president of the United States, whose nickname that I have named him is a smoky-eyed sociopath, J.D.
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And then you find out that the Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, has put a makeup studio at the Pentagon, which that's super masculine. How do you feel? Like, what the fuck?
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That's what Jennifer says all the time. They're so repressed. Here's what I think. Okay, I have a theory. I think that a lot of these mega men watch a lot of porn, okay? And when they're watching porn, sometimes they see a hard rock penis and that excites them. That's the money shot. Well, then after that, then they're like, oh shit, that was kind of gay. I wasn't looking at the girl.
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And so then they feel bad and they're praying, you know, Jesus, mega church, $4,000 of their salary, et cetera, that we reviewed earlier. Uh-huh.
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so then they're like god that was pretty exciting so then they're back on Pornhub and then they're going deeper and deeper and then I think they're so insanely jealous because out of the closet gay men and women or you know non-binary queer whatever all the all the letters are the bravest people in our society because to to come out and feel safe enough to be vulnerable to be ridiculed to be bullied to not
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be perceived as normal. And to do all of that despite that takes a lot of bravery. And then once they get there, all these queens are like, I'm going to have great fucking sex. So they have this shame-free sex because they've already done all this hard emotional work. And I think these MAGA men get a little aroused by Hard Rock Cox.
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And they're insanely jealous of gay men because you guys just have unemotional, transactional sex when you want to, if you want to. If you want to have a relationship style sex, you can. But you have removed the shame from sex. And they live in that.
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And the number one thing they try to control, whether it's the megachurches, MAGA, whatever, it's always sex. The abortion issue is really because they don't want women having sex. And so their idea is, oh, well, if they slut around and they get pregnant, everybody should know. And then maybe in their fucked up minds, they think that woman's a little bit less fuckable.
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If she has a baby, not even taking into account the majority of abortions are done for reasons that aren't a birth control style situation. But they don't care because it's all about controlling sex. And then when you get to the liberated like pride parade and just how I love how like, you know, Roman and Greek it is. It's just like there's no shame. Yeah. Pop it out. Have fun with it.
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Well, I'll tell you what. Our little Botox spa is right over here across the street. And have you been doing that? I'm doing M-Face next week. Yeah, we do this thing, M-Face. It hooks up to your face and it, like, exercises.
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Y'all look great. All of it. Thank you. Well, thank you. That's a big compliment.
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Kylie, here it is again. Here it is again. Everybody. So we did this podcast, right? For like a year. And then they were like, y'all need to go on tour. We're like, we're not going on tour. And the people at our agency were like, trust us. Nobody's going to show up. They said, trust us. People are going to show up. So we go on tour and then we have this like VIP meet and greet. Okay.
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So people would walk up to us and they'd go. Guys are so pretty. They're actually pretty. And we were just like, Kylie puts a hammered dog shit filter on the computer because the shock and awe. It's shock. But I will say, okay, one time we were in LA.
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It's like a bad profile picture. We look worse in photos than we do in person. But one time we went, we went, we were in Los Angeles. We had a live show there and we go, we arrived from LAX. We go to the concierge desk and we're like, Hey, we need to make sure the hair people and the makeup people are in our room at this time. And the guy's like, yeah, okay, sure. No problem.
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So we got our room and like five hours later, we come back down to the concierge desk. And this guy, two gay guys behind us, this guy goes crazy.
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I didn't even recognize you guys. You guys look great. I mean, he was his jaw on the floor. He was still talking about the next day when we checked out. He was. He goes, hey, I can't get over how good y'all looked last night.
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You emailed us some. I'll put this list in front of you here if you would like to review.
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I have to say, like, when I see a dog on a plane or anywhere, it makes me happier. Yeah. I would rather fly on a plane with dogs than people.
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Oh my gosh. I remember what I wanted to talk to you guys about. Okay. So my son, Roman, my other son that still lives at home, he's a senior in high school. So his really good friend, Jaden, they played AAU basketball together. And Jaden sent us this screenshot and it was like a picture of him and he was like in a text and it was like, please come to my prom send off. And it had a time.
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And so I was just like, ha ha. Like, I didn't know if that was real or what that was.
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Okay. So I mean, I don't know. And so I didn't know what the prom, why we were invited because my kids go to different schools, et cetera.
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So, That night, Roman and I are having dinner and my husband gets home and he goes, did y'all go to Jaden's prom send off? And I was like, no, that's ridiculous. What's a prom send off? And my son Roman goes, mom, that's a culture thing. You can't be like that because Jaden's black. And I was like, what do you mean? He goes, that's just their culture.
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They have a big prom send off and they invite people to go and you need to not be like that. And he like totally checked me.
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So tell me, because of course I love Jay, but tell me about the culture thing of the prom send-off in black communities.
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And so Roman, I mean, he immediately goes, Mom, it's the culture. Like, why are you poo-pooing on the culture? And I was like, you know, I love Jaden Nickens. He calls me Mama Jen. Like, I've known that kid since he was in second grade. I didn't know.
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I thought he was like grandstanding about being sent off to the borderline called, you know, not an ally of the black community, which good on my 18 year old son. But OK, so for Rowan's prom, it's just like you get together at some parent's house and everybody does some different combination groups of photos and then skirt and that's it.
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You know, I don't think you should because, you know, first of all, proms are overrated. They are expensive. Yeah.
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Yeah. But I bet that, you know, could be there's that's probably a lot of the gay experience. Yeah. That's like, you know, you get to a point where. Like, you know you're probably gay, and then if you take a girl, that's some expectation you're gonna have to get it up for. I mean, that can be exhausting.
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Okay, let me ask you this. As a little boy, what did you play with?
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So let me tell you all what I've had it with. It's kind of like pumps, but it's a little bit of a nuance. So I hate small talk. That goes without saying. And I think we're going to dive into that with you later. But this is a niche part of small talk. It's digital small talk.
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You know what you should do is get you an Etsy page. Right. And put curses on Trump and J.D. Vance with your nails.
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It's a great idea. Yeah. So you did the nails. And then when did you think that when did you start thinking I might be gay or when did when does that experience like is it with hormones before hormones?
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I love that. All right, let's get to your next grievance. Yes. This one here.
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Here's what bugs me the most about the Trump administration is just that nobody values expertise. Like, call me crazy, but, like, I would say that you're an expert in drag. Yes. Okay? Yeah. So you couldn't take somebody like Elon Musk and him be an expert in that. But this is what all these fuckers have done. RFK Jr. is not a scientist. He reads a bunch of junk science.
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A lot of little nuggets dropped in DMs or in text messages. And it just doesn't end despite you using like a closing thumbs up emoji and making sure they see no bubble like this. We're pumping the brakes here with all this chitchat. And so it's like now the small talk infection, disease, it's infecting everywhere. It's infecting text streams. It's infecting DMs.
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And then now he's dangerous. Right. And now he's, you know, there's a measles outbreak and all of these totally preventable things. And I just read that now they're not going to be checking chicken for salmonella anymore. Right.
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But you know what? It's so that people don't have to see pronouns in people's emails. Right. You know, we'll have salmonella, but the MAGA that get triggered by pronouns, they won't have to see that.
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Okay, I have another theory, and I know that you and I are going to be simpatico on it. Yeah, tell me. Okay. Back to the megachurches and the religion. These people that are indoctrinated in that brand of Christianity, when they start critically thinking and asking, wait a minute. There were only two humans that started the whole earth, and how did we get more?
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And they start asking a lot of questions. You can't question God's faith. So whenever you critically think, you're told it's a sin and it's blasphemy. So then that is just reinforced throughout your whole life. And then they get to adulthood, and they don't have the ability to critically think.
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My opinion, because you have like MAGA and Christian nationalism are like this, and they're completely interwoven. And I think that evangelical Christianity set the psychological soil by discouraging critical thinking. People believe that people used to be 900 years old, that Jonah's living in a whale, Noah's parading around in some yacht with all these animals. You know, that's fucking crazy.
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Crazy. He's 900 years old. Everybody knows that didn't happen. Right. Some guys getting all liquored up with his daughters and screwing his daughter. So it's just a lot of bad shit going on in there. Right. But if anybody questions it, then they tell you're a sin. That's blasphemy, et cetera. So then they are primed. to fall prey to all of this authoritarianism.
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And I just think that critical thinking is something that hurts them. Like when they start to critically think, like it injures them and they're, they're averse to it because they have been discouraged from doing it all the time. And now we have an administration that's attacking, like, can you imagine like Harvard is a bad idea? Right. Shut up.
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And I think American culture has always valued individualism over collectivism. And we've always valued money over people getting health care. And so Donald Trump is a manifestation of all of our worst impulses as a culture. And we bred him, we popped him out. Oh, my God.
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For money. It's just such a grifter. When we were younger, there was this preacher named Oral Roberts. O-R-A-L was the first name. Oral. We'll visit that in just a second. Oral Roberts. And he is a big televangelist, and he locked himself up, and he said, if I don't get $2 million, God's going to kill me. And televangelism was a big thing in the 80s and 90s. Tammy Faye.
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Yeah, exactly. So my grandmother, his meeting... Which was high camp, by the way.
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And so my grandmother had sent money and all these people sent money to Oral Roberts. I think he's dead now, but he ended up getting the money. But there is an actual university in Tulsa, Oklahoma called Oral Roberts University. It has these big praying hand statues. And I'm just thinking... America is so dumb.
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They took a dumb, corrupt, grifter, con artist man that lied to people who should have been in prison for ripping off senior citizens saying that God was going to kill him. And they made a university. And that's all legal. And that's all legal. But we're mad at Harvard.
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Yeah, could you imagine? I would feel like an abject failure if my child went to Oral Roberts University.
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Okay. All right. Now it's time. You remember our game, Had It or Hit It?
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Oh, my God. Welcome to Had It or Hit It. I would hit it. Had it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Had It or Hit It, newborn babies.
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Yeah, I'm not a big, and we had newborns, but I'll tell you what, neither one of us really liked babies or children. We started this whole movement that it's called the Toddler Advocacy Program. And we're such advocates for toddler that we think that parents need to keep them closer and not let them go out into the world as much.
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That parents are endangering their children by taking them to restaurants, on planes, to shopping centers. They need to keep their kids at home for their safety.
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And it's weird that you can feel awkward about a text message. Right. Like, I've been – in person, you get feeling awkward. But I've been like, oh, my God, how do I respond to this? What do I say? What do I do? Why are we even talking? Like, okay, I'll just do a thumbs up. And then you know they think that you're the biggest bitch on the planet. Uh-huh. And it's just exhausting.
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It is stressful. I agree. We need to pray for precedented times. Okay, had it or hid it, the Luigi Mangione case.
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Yeah, I think the message behind Luigi's doing that was a call for action because the point that UnitedHealthcare was using artificial intelligence to deny people healthcare so that they could make more money is so profoundly evil and that UnitedHealthcare killed so many of its customers by denying them claim for profits and it gets us back to that as a culture. What do we value?
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And sadly, Americans as a whole, not us, not the three of us, all of America, value, you know, the individual capitalism and all of those structures. Now, I will say, I think Luigi Mangione is hot and all that. I don't think the solution to this is to kill people in the streets, but the case and all that.
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I read it. I love all the memes online. I'm into all... I mean, I think he's wildly attractive.
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His whole life is like... I feel bad because I think maybe... I think maybe he wasn't okay when it happened. When it happened, yeah. You know, because I think he probably would have played the tape through. I understand that you want to make a big case for something, but... Yeah. Yeah, it's... The whole thing is... I feel bad for him.
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Okay. What do you think the likelihood is that when J.D. Vance gets home from work and he goes to the, what is it called? The Naval, what's the name? Naval Observatory. Naval Observatory. I just envision the following, that he's like, Usha, I can't talk. I'm going to be in my study.
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In his study, he has like a trunk and he opens it up and he has stilettos and feather boas and eyelashes and eyeliner and wigs and clip-on earrings. And he just gets it out of his system.
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Yes. And then I envision originally he does his lipstick properly and then he does some twirls around and then he just starts feeling crazy and unhinged. And then he takes it and he's just putting it all over. And he's like, you know, and then he has it like on his fingers and he's rubbing his chest and the eyeliner is going. And then he's like, you know, it's like, oh, yes.
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And then he showers and exfoliates. You've thought about this too much. I have. I have thought about it. And you know what? The Chinese have been thinking about it, too. Have you seen all those eyeliner memes on TikTok?
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They're so good. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Kylie, download one so you can play it for Monday. You're going to DIE. They're so good. I'm not thinking about this in a vacuum. The Chinese have been thinking about this, too. Kylie's going to get something to show you. Let's move along. Had it or hit it, Fyre Festival 2.
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She says it's happening again. It was a huge grift and they're doing it again. I feel like MAGA is fire festival too.
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Monet. We are America's top thruple, America's top DEI podcast coming at you live from Action City. Action City. Big tits in the big city is here. That's pumps, of course. And oh my God, Monet. Yeah.
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Okay, okay, watch this. Watch this, Monet. It's all over Chinese TikTok.
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Because he called them Chinese peasants. There are hundreds of these. Hundreds. That's so good. And it's like, J.D. Vance called us peasants. J.D. Vance, who do you think makes your eyeliner? And it has J.D. Vance doing the eyeliner. They are trolling the shit out of him. Oh, my God. That's so good. But here's the thing. Think about this. Go down this conspiracy theory with me. Tell me. Tell me.
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China would have psychological files on high-profile Americans. They're a big country, big government. They've got spies. They have a lot of technology. They can do spy shit. They have satellites. So they just start rolling out all this J.D. Vance out there, queening it up on TikTok. I don't think my theory about the hidden drag trunk is that far off.
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yeah because trump's an easier target because he wears the heavier makeup and the hair and the lifts and all that yeah but they're not saying that about him about jd vance well he he has been i will say i'm a connoisseur of jd vance's eyeliner and i pumps and i did a whole episode where you can see during the day he does it a day line And then he has a TV ready. It's a little bit heavier.
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He has an evening. And then he has a full-blown pre-smokey. We think that we're just one or two news cycles away from him going a full-blown smokey eye on national television.
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I'll tell you what. When he pops, when he finally goes from pre-smoky eye to full smoky eye, I don't care what time it is. I don't care where we are. We're going live. Right. Right here in the studio. And it will be breaking news. Sound the sirens. I mean, we will cover it from top to bottom. And we will have to Zoom you.
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We will have to analyze, have still shots every single bit of it. Okay. All right. Had it or hid it, the United States of America.
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I agree. I agree with you because when I think about our multicultural nation and, you know, just all of the craziness of the United States, all the bad parts, the trashy parts, all the fabulous parts. Yeah. It's us. It's us. Right. It's ours. And we have to fight for it. And the world is counting on us to fight for it and to fight for everybody.
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Let me ask you this. Do you have any family members that are MAGA?
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I have one final story to leave y'all with. You'll get the biggest kick out of this, Monet, and I don't think Pumps knows this. So during this most recent election, I live in, I would say, a 99.9% white neighborhood. So my husband comes home from work and he goes, well, the weirdest fucking thing just happened.
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The house two blocks south of us just put up two MAGA signs in their front yard, and they're black.
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How's that? No! We're the only black family that lives in this godforsaken whiteness, and they're fucking MAGA. He goes, it's just such a disappointment to me. No! Yes! And they had two, they're a corner house and they had, and I was just like, cause I remember when they moved in Roman, my son that told me, you know, the prompts and off the culture, he was like, love this.
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We need to have more color in this neighborhood. And I go, I agree. I agree. That family popped up MAGA signs.
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It was so upsetting because we had these great signs and it said Harris, obviously. Yeah. And I live on the corner too. And so I had him both ways, no matter who passed. And then we had more Harris signs in our neighborhood than we did Trump signs. So my husband was just devastated.
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It really upsets him because he like he, that kind of stuff. He's a criminal defense lawyer and he is, I mean, he despises racism. He can't even watch the news because everything that, Maga says is somehow racially coded. And it just drives him insane. And he's a recovering drug addict. So for his serenity, he's like, I just can't fucking watch it.
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So when he saw that black family double dip two Maga signs, it just destroyed him.
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You know, it's so important that we stand up for everybody and that democracy is for everybody. We don't cherry pick who gets freedom of expression or freedom of speech. And for me, the most marginalized people are the people we should protect the most. And I just think it's super important. I want to read you guys a text message that my son sent me. Aw.
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Devastating. God, awful. Only in Oklahoma. Monet, I hope your show is fabulous. It's going to be great.
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So I got in a fight with this Democratic strategist, Rahm Emanuel. I saw it. I saw the clip.
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You're going to see. Okay, so my son graduated high school with a trans woman. And once she graduated is when she transitioned, and my son has stayed in contact. And so her name is Aiden, and she sent my son, and they haven't spoken in like a year or so, the following text message after seeing that clip. Dylan, I hope you're holding up all right and that life is treating you kindly.
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I'm messaging you because I saw a video of your mom tearing Rahm Emanuel, a new asshole, in defense of transgender, and it made me really happy. And if you're willing, it would be so epic if you could let her know that I really appreciated her for doing that and that she should keep up the good work.
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and that it makes me feel a little bit better about our current political situation to see someone like her stick up for me and my bitches so publicly and with such intensity. And particularly, it's nice to see someone like her really insist on the importance of protecting trans people to the Democratic Party operatives who want to sacrifice and dispose of us. She really tore, I must say.
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So when you do something like that, and then I just get ripped on Fox News, which I have thick skin. I wear my big girl panties. I choose every day to sit in front of this microphone. Unlike Donald Trump and Elon Musk, I'm not a titty baby and I will not sit here and be a victim. But when your son, who's a senior in college at Syracuse, and some friend of his sends him this.
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You guys, this is a big day in the big city. Big tits in the big city is here. It is Monet X Change. She is a gay-triot. She is a patriot. She is a they-triot. She is a black-triot. She is all that and a side of chips. And she is an OKC. Pumps has got on her push-up bra. It is big tits, big time here in OKC. Two pairs of big tits right here. Yeah. All right.
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This you have to multiply in every state, in every small town, and these people exist everywhere. And if it made them feel like somebody was fighting for them, then I'm gonna rev up the fight even more.
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I haven't heard that before. That tells you I'm in it. She tore. I tore, pumps. I tore. Okay, let's check in with the power lesbian sect of the podcast. Kylie, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Monique, tell our listener how fabulous and power lessee Kylie is.
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Really? I was shocked by that. 48 hours. Yeah, 48 hours. Did Ana pick it out or did you pick it out? I did. Really? Her girlfriend. You want to talk about like the prettiest lesbians you've ever seen in your life.
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I think I should have been too. I think I should have been a lesbian too. I'm built for it.
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Here's the thing that I've come to realize. Lesbians are greater than all others.
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They're better in sports. They're better in work settings. They're better friends. The one thing that I think would be exhausting about lesbianism is a lot of emotions. Like Kylie and Anna have matching tattoos. They get photographs professionally taken together. There is a lot of public French kissing. I don't think I'm a good candidate in that regard. No.
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Because, like, if my husband's ever too clingy with me, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
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Yeah. Sometimes it's like hit the bricks. I'll let you know when it's time to do that. And then immediately after complete separation, don't want to hug. Don't want to cuddle. Don't need it.
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That's the megachurch. People on the coast don't understand what this is.
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On top of all of that, and this is just something that's tangible that I always like to probably, the architecture. Yes. These churches, my God, is that not the tackiest shit you've ever seen in your life? If you're going to be that rich, hire a goddamn good architect. At least the Catholics did that, for fuck's sake.
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These nouveau Christians and their taste is just awful. Have you seen what Trump's done to the Oval Office? Oh my God, it is... Hobby Lobby chic? Somebody online said dictator chic.
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Here's the thing. You know what that stuff is? They're little applique things they bought at Gay Hating Hobby Lobby. And somebody spray painted it. And I can tell you this much. You can tell... how anti-gay this administration is based on two things. The decor of the Oval Office and the makeup and hair and the crosses of all the MAGA women speaking on his behalf.
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So let's go around the table first with what we've had it with. Monet, let's do you. Just one little one before we dive into the big group.
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manscaping, but also your former, you know, redneck self.
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All right. So let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with people that ask you what time it is when they're holding their own iPhone in their hand. And I'll give you an example of this. Yesterday we were in the airport, you and me and our son Roman.
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And do you think that maybe psychologically they know they can't kick anybody's ass? And so then and maybe then they're playing this out.
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What do you think from your childhood growing up in a very guns and religion style culture, not your personal family, but the community in which you lived, where Obama said people cling to guns and religion? That's definitely true. We know of people in Oklahoma. What messaging would the Democratic Party have to have to ever get these people on board? Or is that over?
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And you start shouting to me like three or four times in a row. What time is it? What time is it? What time is it? I turn around and I'm on one of those moving platforms. And I see that your cell phone isn't just in your hand, but it's like about eight inches from your face. And I decided this is a new thing that I do with you. I just don't answer. So I just, I don't answer.
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I saw a tweet on Twitter probably in the last week, and somebody wrote, I just wish for one election cycle the Democrats would run as being dicks. like dicks for social justice, dicks for the economy, dicks for social security, dicks for Medicare. Just fuck you. Yeah, we're fighting for old people to get the money that they paid into and not give it to billionaires.
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Yeah, we're going to fight for your poor ass to have Medicare. You don't want to vote for it. That's fine. We'll vote for it anyway. Just... One election cycle to vote as we're dicks. And speaking of somebody who is not afraid of a fight, I'm really happy to have on today Rahm Emanuel. He is a former U.S.
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So I keep it up. And then Roman finally is like, answers what time it is. But I've decided I've had it with people asking you what time it is when they themselves have the answer right in their very hands.
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Go to homes.com today for home shopping the way it should be. Homes.com. We've done your homework. Okay, let's welcome to I've Had It, Rahm Emanuel. Rahm, how are you today?
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Very, very, very well. I hear that there is when your team was emailing you about coming on this podcast, you were somewhat confused.
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And so this has been something that even before Trump's second win, there has been a lot of grievances in the country that I think have become overlooked, particularly by Congress. Like, you know, what's going on with all of these group texting issues.
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you know people are having individual conversations nobody's regulating this at all and so it's kind of you know caught on like wildfire so we always ask our guests what they've had it with so what have you had it with well what there's a long list how long are we going to be here for we can go we can go well you know what uh
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Well, we can speak to that because we live in Oklahoma, which is a red state, deeply red state, often brags about not one county flipping blue. We have had a Republican supermajority in the executive branch in the governor's office and the House, the Supreme Court, all of it, state Senate. We're ranked either 49th or 50th, whatever you look at. That's what Oklahoma is ranked.
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That's what MAGA policies get you. And what irritates me as a progressive person that lives in a red state that sees firsthand how damaging these policies are is that liberals and progressives and Democrats on the coast never use the tried and true – experimental breeding grounds that are these red states to show you exactly what a heaping pile of dog shit these policies are.
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When you have Republican super majorities, people are dumber, poorer, sicker, all the stuff. And you don't we don't ever hear about it.
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Well, I think that there is, particularly in our state, we have this unhinged superintendent of school. And he sits in his car and he makes videos every day. I'm not exaggerating. You can see it on his Twitter. I've seen it. Yeah. And he's talking about this transgender and radicalized gay agenda that's happening in Oklahoma. I'm boots on the ground.
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I can tell our listener and everybody nationwide, and we have a lot of international listeners, there is no gay agenda in Oklahoma. This is the buckle of the Bible Belt. And if people are gay, they come out out of sheer bravery in places like this. And so I just see, I'm really, really critical of red state governments because I see them weaponize government against anybody who's different.
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and not a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant. And I see the dangers of it.
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So we have an 18-year-old senior in high school and then a senior at Syracuse at the Newhouse School of Journalism. They're both graduating this May.
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Yeah, I just I feel like right now there is a segment of the population that has an empathy problem. And you have people that are in close proximity to the president of the United States. I'm talking about Elon Musk that speaks out about empathy. being a problem for their agenda. And this is like a cancer and it's like a virus and we live around it and we see it.
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And I see the myopic focus that these MAGA people have regarding the worship of this movement, which is consolidated in the identity of, you know, Donald Trump that wears makeup every single day, which I don't give a shit if somebody wears makeup, but their side allegedly does, you know.
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But it's just it's I really feel like right now, in order for us to have the conversations about helping children and about helping poverty, I feel like Democrats need to kind of be dicks. And I know my husband's from a town of 5,000 people, Hugo, Oklahoma, rural as fuck as you could possibly get.
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And I think if we don't as a party come out, because we're down here, boots on the ground in MAGA America, and start fighting and calling people out, We're going to lose and we're going to lose again and we're going to lose again. Because what rural America likes about Trump is that he's a fighter.
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He's deranged, no question, but he always comes out every day and he's fighting somebody, even if it's his opinion from the day before he's fighting it.
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I disagree with you. I disagree with you 100 million percent.
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That is such bullshit. That is total bullshit. That is buying into the right-wing media narrative. And I'm so sick of Democrats like you selling out and saying this. You know who talks about trans people more than anybody? MAGA. MAGA is the most genital obsessed political party I have ever seen. Kamala Harris talked about homeownership. She talked about kitchen table issues.
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Trump's over there droning on about Hannibal Lecter. Are you kidding me? This is where the Democrats lose because we're playing the game with the rulebook. They've ripped the rulebook up and are cramming it down everybody's throat. And Democrats are upset because Joe Biden pardoned his son. We've got to fucking fight. They're the gender-obsessed weirdos, not us.
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And, yeah, we're not going to bully trans people. We're not going to fucking do it. And if you want to do it, fine.
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I agree. Because it's so unrealistic that you're celebrating just normal accomplishments that are just the bare minimum. And it turns into this huge hyper-celebration that I think that there could be a very dangerous anti-child backlash to this over-celebrating of children.
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Well, it's certainly important to the Republicans. For me, it's just important not to bully them. And I think this is I agree. I'm not disagreeing. It really it upsets me. It upsets me so much because we live here in this in this.
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red state and you see the damage of it, when I see politicians that are supposed to be leaders in the Democratic Party buy into the narrative that Republicans have defined us by, instead of fighting and saying, you're the weirdos that are obsessed with it. Yeah, we're not going to bully some trans kid. And we buy into their narrative. It's why I think we lose.
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And we have to live, I have to live in a state where women rape victims can't get an abortion because of this bullshit. And so I'm going to fight till the bitter end. And I'm not going to let some MAGA moron define what progressive values are. And I think it's a really dangerous precedent, Mr. Emanuel. I'm sorry, but I just, I have to push back.
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I think it's important to disagree. I think that's what our site does, that we can disagree about stuff and it's okay.
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He has joined today so that the beaver could take a rest. You know, we started calling her the head beaver in charge. Do you ever listen to our podcast?
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I agree with you. Everything you just said, I agree passionately about, you know, equality and opportunity, and I believe it in everything inside of me. Where I fundamentally think the Democratic messaging should be on this, in the last election, the people who talked about bathrooms the most were MAGA. That was their big commercial that turned everybody. It wasn't us.
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I think our messaging is that our economic opportunity and educational opportunities, as far as it being equal for everyone, is for everyone. And we're not going to throw anybody under the bus. We're talking about less than 10 athletes in the NCAA out of 500,000. I know. That's what's crazy about this. It's nuts. And MAGA is the one that talks about it all the time.
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What about the parents that overtly brag about their kids' and or grandkids' accomplishments? I'll give you an example. So I saw my aunt the other day, my dad's sister. Love her. She's darling. But she says to me that her grandson, who's 15... took an ACT exam, a practice exam, and got every single question right. Every single question right on the ACT exam.
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I agree with everything you just said. I wish, my wish is that the Democrats would say, flip the script and say, why are you guys so obsessed with the restroom? It's all you talk about. It's all your ads are about. Why are Republicans so genital obsessed? We care about kitchen table issues. I wish we would just fight a little bit more on that.
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Because these people are too easy to get and we let them define us. And when we see that and say we're when they say, oh, Democrats are too into this and then we see that, it upsets me.
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Okay. We're going to play a quick game, and it's called Had It or Hit It. Oh, my God. Welcome to Had It or Hit It. I would hit it. Had it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Okay. Had It or Hit It, Secret Service.
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What do you think that is? The emasculation of MAGA men once they enter Donald Trump's orbit is something that I think psychologists will study forever. I mean, it's total emasculation.
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I immediately knew that this was not true, that this was completely, you know, conflated, hyperbola, you know, we're connecting things that shouldn't be connected here. I'm sure he got an okay score, and maybe it was a good score for a 15-year-old. I would bet both of our kids' lives and the French Bulldogs that that child 100% did not make a 100% on the ACT exam.
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It's I know it's, I think it's going to be studied for a long time. Okay. Had it or hit it, the United States of America.
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I love, listen, I think this is- Are you a middle child? I'm the youngest.
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No, here's the thing. I feel like fighting for what you believe in and disagreement when you're basically on the same side as healthy people.
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That's your final one, but I've heard rumors. I don't know if it's true or not. You don't have to confirm it on this podcast, but I'm going to offer you this, that you might be considering running for office again. And considering our feisty exchange, I will volunteer to be your debate sparring partner. I did win a state in debate my high school year, Westmore High School, home of the Jaguars.
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So I'll volunteer to be your sparring partner. Should you run for public office, you can always come back here and announce it here.
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Okay. Bye. All right. Robin manual. I guess you can tell Roman when we get home and call Dylan until it's a mom got in a fight with Robin manual today.
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I'll tell you why, Josh. It makes me angry that we are the party of principle. We are the party that has a more educated, forward-facing front, and that we allow MAGA to define us by buying into their narrative. And that's what I felt that he did. And it upsets me. And I think because we have so many listeners of this podcast that I've met when we were on tour that are
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gay or trans or a person of color who have found a home with us and have found a home in our defense of equality for all.
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When I hear a Democratic leader like Rahm Emanuel, who I like and who it's okay to disagree with, allow MAGA to define our party, I think that's a weakness and I will always stand up, whether it's Rahm Emanuel, the President of the United States, whomever, I had to fight for that.
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I also think if you start off your sentence after Trump has won twice, a man who should not be elected. who is a dictator. He's won twice. If you start off with your messaging with, I know some things about winning. Well, maybe you knew some things about winning in a pre-Trump era. But in a post-Trump era, things are different.
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And that's where I think people inside the Beltway need to talk to people like you and me and need to do more podcasts and have feisty conversations. Because I think it's going to make for a healthier opposition party to this authoritarian party that's currently in power.
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Josh, I want to thank you so much for substituting for the head beaver in charge today.
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I just want to ask one more time before we leave. What was on the shoes?
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Sequin. Why do you have such a mental block to that? Sequins. Okay, everybody, we will see you next Tuesday and Thursday. Make sure you subscribe, like, order our merch. See you all then.
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100% on the ACT at 15. Wow. You know, sitting there knowing like that just didn't fucking happen. And I don't even have to get any of the details. You just know everything. that it didn't happen. But this happens a lot where people are telling you something that is so over the top. And then for this kid, knowing his parents and grandparents are perpetuating a bald-faced lie.
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And then let's say when it's time for him to take the real ACT, let's say he makes about a 15 on it. He's really going to feel like a dipshit considering everybody contributed and participated in this bald-faced lie going on years about this fake 100%. on the ACT exam.
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I recently, one of my habits was hypochondriacs. And I used you as an example and shared with our listener about the earwax situation.
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Yeah. And it's always like, it's always a kind of a one upman type thing. It's always like, you can't just, because I think that she had asked me where one of our kids was going to college and I shared it. And then that was the response to it. Instead of just staying with the moment,
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All right. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. This is where you're supposed to say I'm Josh.
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You know, you have a lot of stories that our listeners like, particularly our Gaytriots. I think your, you know, epic story about going to Best Buy for manscaping consultation. Manscaping. I think prior to that, some of the Gaytriots were kind of like, is Jennifer's husband gay? But the minute you confess that you went to Best Buy...
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to receive a manscaping consultation advice from the Best Buy clerk, they were like, that's pretty straight.
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No self-respecting gay man would go to Best Buy for manscaping equipment. And then I think most recently, a lot of our gay triots were really tickled with, remember the shoes you got me for Valentine's Day that I returned? What was it that they had on them?
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All right. All right. I guess that's the thought that counts. And I'll tell you that finding out after 25 years of marriage that you didn't know how to pronounce sequin, that was a little pep in my step that I needed.
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Yeah, because you're a neurotic narcissist and he's happy to see neurotic narcissists represented in the media.
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All right, patriots, gay-triots, and day-triots, the donning of a beaver, the HBIC, the head beaver in charge is ill. She is in the fetal position at home and in bed. And so none other than my husband, Josh Welch, America's head metrosexual in charge.
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Yeah. Yeah, you are. You are a little, this is a DEI substitution here.
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Hooky B. Here's what I have to say to Hooky B. You know, it takes a special person to think that we should personally curate the podcast for you, that you want a podcast full of petty grievances. Meanwhile, the government is weaponizing itself against black people. brown people, gay people, trans people, and women, and you think we're going to sit here and talk about filing our nails all day?
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That is as insulting as it is selfish on your part. And you might as well have just given us a one star. I don't want the three. You can go fuck yourself.
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Yeah, and I don't mind a one-star review based on our performance, but it sounds like her three-star review is based on that she wants us to believe the way she believes, and then she would like us. And this is the inherent – and I would go out on a limb and say that's a white woman. And this is the inherent problem with white women right now. And we've talked about this on the podcast before.
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You have black women who voted 90% for Kamala, Jewish women – obviously white, voted around 90% for Kamala. White women like the beaver in me, you know, you have a split and you have these women that have this princess syndrome that think everything in the world should be personally curated for them and handled for them.
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And that kind of shit, I've totally had it with that kind of princess syndrome.
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I mean, the only thing I can say is that at least the reviewer understands that calling someone MAGA – is a critique and is a criticism. That's the only thing. There's a slight bit of unintended self-awareness in that because she's trying to insult us by calling us MAGA. So at least there is some sort of negative connotation. Yeah, probably unintended on their part.
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But I have some news stories I want to share. All right, the first one is, breaking up is harder for men than women, research reveals. Research shows that men often struggle more than women after a breakup, both emotionally and psychologically.
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While women are more likely to seek support and process their feelings through conversation, many men tend to internalize their pain, leading to deeper emotional distress.
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What do you think about, like you're a guy from rural America, a town of 5,000 people.
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That I'm sure is just a hotbed of MAGA activity. That's right. Your hometown of Hugo, Oklahoma.
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It was before you came out of the closet with your sea queens.
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But I mean, don't you think you're kind of a little bit of a hypochondriac?
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But what's your take on, like, there's this whole movement when you see, like, Trump and And J.D. Vance and Elon Musk and Joe Rogan trying to act like they're so macho, like overly talking about how masculine they are and how men are under attack. What's your take on that? Having just where you are now as a metrosexual, sexual sea queen wearing man that just discovered sexism.
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Trump Dump with Sen. Chris Murphy
And the last thing you're thinking about is hurting anything that they do. And that's the beauty of the thumbs up. Sometimes it's fun to be passive aggressive. Sometimes passive aggressive is a tool that's in your toolbox that you can fuck with people that you work with that you don't like.
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What I have to say to Gen Z is learn how to harness being stealth, passive aggressive and quit demanding love and red heart emojis from everyone because the world is a very disappointing place. Hone your passive aggressive skills. I like that. Hone them. Get better at it. All right. And in a related story...
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news of teens who don't enjoy life has doubled thanks to social media study reveals research published in nature communication indicates that the impact of social media on life satisfaction varies across different stages of adolescence the study found that during certain developmental periods increased social media use predicts a decrease in life satisfaction one year later
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I really might explode. I'm 100% concur. It is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for the people that say it. I'm embarrassed for these people that they can just never quite say, you know... I supported him and it was a huge mistake. Right. All the red flags were there.
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And here's what I have to say. I get it. When I'm on social media a lot, I'm not as happy. I don't – the idea when I'm like down on my phone like this looking at it for longer than 20 minutes, I think, ew. Put your posture up. Put your phone down. Live your life. There's a whole world out there that you want to see. But I do kind of think these two things are connected.
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this artificial world of social media and getting butthurt over right thumbs up emojis like people need to live their lives and don't project like into social media too much as to filling a void and don't put a burden on the recipient of a text with what emoji they should use
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Trump Dump with Sen. Chris Murphy
Okay. Today, you guys, we have a great guest. His name is Senator Chris Murphy from the great state of Connecticut. And this is a man when Trump first started his second term. I know that we all felt national paralysis and fear and like, what the fuck is going on? And it felt like the Democrats weren't fighting. It felt like there wasn't a cohesive message. And there was one constant fear.
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with the exception of Bernie Sanders, AOC, that really spoke the truth. And I would think, are they seeing what I'm seeing? And then I'd go to Chris Murphy's Twitter, and he was seeing exactly, and he would explain it perfectly. And this man is a fierce defender of democracy.
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The felony charges, the grab them by the pussy, trying to give a microphone a blow job on the campaign trail could have been a really big red flag. And I just got sucked up into the moment and it was a dumb thing to do. And now I'm ready to join you all and fight for this country. But instead, these MFers, I think we're talking about a double digit IQ situation or just breathtaking, uh,
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Homes.com, we've done your homework. All right, let's welcome to I've Had It, a fierce defender of democracy and fighter of fascism, Senator Chris Murphy of Connecticut. Senator, thank you so much for joining us. How are you today? How's your job going? How's work?
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Right. Yeah. OK, so we like to start off with just a daily petty grievance. And so we ask all of our guests what they've had it with. So, Senator Chris Murphy, what have you had it with?
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Yeah, I get that. We're big Oklahoma City Thunder fans, and they're like the top team in the NBA, which when you live in a little market city like ours, it's a BFD, to quote the former president. And same thing, they're probably going to make it to the playoffs, and it's so expensive, and you want to get good seats, and you want to experience the ambiance.
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But I want to share with our listeners something I thought was really wholesome and sweet about you. We were trying to book you and we kept, we like to, Pumps and I like to film at like 8 a.m. And your staff said that you were unavailable because you like to take your kids to school.
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And I just thought in this world of all this horrible Trumpism and all of these horrible men that are trying to be so macho, that just was like, I was like, oh, he takes his kids to school every morning. I loved hearing that.
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narcissism. They just cannot reverse course. There's not a shred of decency to reverse course.
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I was really happy to do it. But I'm worried about young boys in this country right now. I have two sons. Pumps has two sons. You just mentioned that you had two sons. And we have a president that ushered in Andrew Tate. He had, what was the name of that boxer?
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Conor McGregor at the White House, the president himself, we all know what he said on the Access Hollywood tape, adjudicated rapist, all sorts of just horrible misogyny that seems to be mainstreamed.
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And I know there isn't a political fix for this per se, but just as a dad and as a parent, what can you speak on to this rising surge of misogyny and that the boys in this country, they just don't seem... like they're OK. And it really worries me.
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So ever since Trump 2.0 started, there was this like paralysis, nationwide paralysis. And all of us were kind of searching for the truth. Who's going to speak truly about what's happening and what we're seeing? And consistently, Senator, you were one of those people that I saw on MSNBC or I could go to your Twitter page. And I was like, he's telling us, he's verifying that what I'm seeing
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and pardon my language, but this fuckery is real and that they're doing this on purpose and they're doing this for sport or for Vladimir Putin or for both. And you spoke about it and it was so comforting because knowing the truth, even if it's not what you want to hear, At least you know that that's the truth.
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And so with these tariffs, you see all of these Americans losing their 401ks that they paid into their whole life. And then they may be thinking, oh, this sucks. I'm going to have Social Security. Well, we know Elon Musk has called that a Ponzi scheme. And a lot of your co-workers are trying to dismantle and privatize that, which is not going to end well.
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And so when I went after these tariffs, I went to your Twitter page and you had the most logical example and you beautifully wrote that you think this is an additional attack on democracy so that corporations and business would be beholden to Trump. He likes reducing people and reducing businesses.
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to come to him and kiss the ring which brings me back to my one point a lot of this is done for sport for a broken man with inner child issues and it's manifesting in the united states of america
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It's overwhelming when you think about the tens of millions of people that went and voted for this man. And here's the thing. You can only look at videos of him. not of any spin from either Fox, where they would spin it favorably, or from CNN or MSNBC, who might spin it unfavorably.
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All right, let's do a little trash talking on your former coworker, Marco Rubio, and what an abject disappointment little Marco has become. And I think Trump kind of pegged him when he first ridiculed him back in 2016. I am just so embarrassed for him because he knows better. He knows what happened with Zelensky in the Oval Office was an ambush for a party of one for Vladimir Putin.
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Russian state TV is in there. And he just sits there and goes along with this bullshit. And I just, I don't know the guy personally, but you do. What is your take on this, the emasculation by Donald Trump of so many of these MAGA men? And, you know, there's a theme that's running through this whole conversation with you.
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And it is this masculinity, either, you know, realized or unrealized or in search of. But Donald Trump consistently enjoys emasculating people because maybe Freud would say he's never been realized before. as a strong man himself. But, you know, we'll do a psychology episode another day. But let's gossip about Marco Rubio.
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Eliminate all of that and just watch videos of him, starting with the blowjob microphone situation, and listen to what he says after that. And then ask yourself, Should this person be in charge of anything, of anything, much less the United States of America? And the problem with Trump 2.0 is now he's surrounded by equally inept. morons at a scale that is just staggering.
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Yeah, totally. Okay, another person that I've totally had it with, I've always had it with him forever, is obviously Mitch McConnell. But the fact that he's now like an asshole that's finding a moment of clarity really sits in my craw because it's just like, dude, you've been an asshole forever. You built power.
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You fed, you coddled, you rocked this entire beast in this moment where we are right now. You're Supreme Court. You dicked over Obama. You're one of the main architects of this entire dismantling. And now you found Jesus and you're voting like he voted a couple nights ago with you all. And it just pisses me off because it shows that they just like to own the libs for sport.
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And then when it gets down to it, he's like, oh, shit, hold up. I don't I don't want what I do. Well, yeah, it really pisses me off. I mean, like, what's it like when you see him at work?
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And the incompetence from Signalgate, you know, texting the war plans to these harebrained tariffs that are tanking the global economy, to denying people due process, disappearing people off the streets, one poor gay barber shipped down to El Salvador. And I think what is so maddening about the whole thing is that I know that there's millions of Americans that enjoy this.
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FX's Dying for Sex, all episodes now streaming on Hulu. Okay. And then there's just one senator I just love. And I just, I need to know, we've had him on the podcast, but it was via Zoom. I just love Bernie. You know, I just feel like he just puts on his mittens and he goes to work for working class Americans. And he's always had the same message. And he was right.
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He was right about so much about the pitfalls of capitalism. And then in America, you were kind of talking about this earlier, where We operate a lot under the assumption, we assume that because somebody is a billionaire, that they're a genius.
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And I think anybody who's seen an interview of Elon Musk, and it appears that he speaks English as though it's his second language, I'm like, I don't think that guy's very smart. I mean, I'm just not, I'm thinking he's an opportunist, an intelligent person about how to create an opportunity. But Bernie has been calling this out, this oligarchy and sounding the alarm. And is he fun to work with?
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Or is he always just kind of like that Muppet character?
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i agree with you that that's the message moving forward for the democratic party you know we are based in oklahoma city red state trump dump already christian nationalism here you know ranked 49th in education so we can always make the argument to people if you want to know what republican policies do Look at states that have Republican supermajorities. Their economy is not the best.
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Poverty, bad education, bad health care, et cetera. But the one thing I like about Bernie's messaging is that it's an inclusive message. And it is that if we fight for economic equality. equality for everybody, that means everybody.
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So to, you know, Bob and Karen that live over here in rural Oklahoma, you might think that a trans kid is the worst thing you've ever heard of, but we can't see their rights because once we see their rights, then they're coming for the lesbians and the gays, and then they're coming for the women. And then before you know it, they're coming for you. And the corporations control everybody.
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And what I like about Bernie's message is that it can encapsulate the left side of the party and the center, everybody, because it's equality for all. And I don't think the message right now is to run to the center and hang out with Liz Cheney. And look, we have a Republican that likes us.
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I'm just like, we can't give somebody a trophy because they looked at Trump and said he's a moron and he's dangerous. Like my kids did that. They're teenagers, you know. So I think that.
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Yeah, exactly. And so anyway, I I'm so happy to have you on because I've been like psycho stalking you the lot because you tell the truth. Like you tell us the truth, like what you're seeing is real and it's some really nefarious shit and it's really happening. And so I was wondering, like, does does Chris Murphy have Riz? And I was like, after this interview, I'm like, you've got some Riz.
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You have Riz. Yeah, you've got some Riz. But we're going to play a game with you. I'm blushing.
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Yeah. All right. I'm going to lighten it up a little bit. I have a relatable non-political grievance. I've had it with bathroom procrastinators. Okay. And what I'm talking about is you're traveling with a friend or your spouse and you're sitting in an airplane gate and you have an hour that you've been sitting at the gate.
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Democrats cannot be risk adverse. I mean, when you see everything that MAGA politicians have done with impunity, if you misstep, if you misspeak, if you say one thing one day and then you talk to a bunch of voters over the course of the next two weeks and you evolve your opinion, so freaking be it. I mean, because at this point, as a Democrat, I'm always going to say like.
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You voted for a guy that tried to give a microphone a blowjob on the campaign trail. And you want to preach to me about my vote? Fuck off. And that's what the attitude I think Dems need to have. OK, we're going to dive more into the riz of Chris Murphy with our next game. And it's called Had It or Hit It. And so I'm going to list something. And if you like it, you'll say hit it.
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And if you don't like it, you'll say had it. Oh, my God. Welcome to Had It or Hit It. I would hit it. Pat it. Pat it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day.
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Okay. Group chats, especially on Signal app. Had it or hit it?
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strategic okay be careful like don't do work yeah i'm all for signal chats just like less more signal chats less war plans okay okay two more had it or hit it cyber trucks had it totally agree peeny weeny micro penis parade um all right last one had it or hit it speaker of the house mike johnson
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Senator Murphy, thank you for joining us today. Keep fighting fascism and fighting for democracy. We really like you and tell your kids you were on a cool podcast in Carpool tomorrow.
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Bye. Bye. He does have riz. He has some riz. I think, you know, I love that he trash talked his coworkers. I love that. Because everybody loves to talk shit on their coworkers. Everybody loves it. And you know if you were a senator or a congressman, the trash talking at that level. It's epic. I mean, that is like peak trash talking.
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And so I'm glad that he came on here to do a little trash talking of some of his coworkers because everybody likes to do it.
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As they should. As they should. I mean, bitching about your boss is just something that you do. It's a rite of passage. And if you... don't expect to be trash-talked at work, then you're probably in the wrong job. I would be disappointed in them if they didn't trash-talk us. Right. Just don't let us ever hear it.
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Okay, guys, listen. I know that this has all been overwhelming, all this MAGA stuff. Trump. But we all meet here on Asshole Island. Pops say it. We will see you next Tuesday. Oh, the fuck?
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And then the flight attendant says, we're going to start boarding in one minute. And then your travel partner says, I'm going to go to the bathroom right now. And you're like, wait, we've been sitting here for one hour.
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There you go. There we go. Okay, listen. We have merch. We have a book coming out. The link will be below in the comment section if you're on YouTube. Make sure you're subscribed. Pumps and I, listen. We have a very ambitious, lofty little goal here. We are trying to get to one million subs on our YouTube channel. And... And surprisingly, it's within striking distance. It is.
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But we need your help because for two barely competent broads like Pumps and me, we need this other YouTube trophy. We got one. We got $100,000. We were really excited. Oh, my gosh. We were so excited.
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I'm 50. I'm 50. Okay. You are such a bitch. You said that like we, like it was a we, and I just wanted to, I just wanted to inject in the permanent record. I'm significantly younger than pumps, but we do want that trophy. We do want the trophy. Okay. So subscribe, get your friends to subscribe, log into your friends, YouTubes and subscribe there as well. We love everyone.
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We're going to get through this together. We're going to fight for democracy pumps. Tell them we will see you next Tuesday and Thursday.
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You've had one hour to go empty the tank and you're choosing to do it now when we all have to shuffle around and get in line and make sure we do everything properly and efficiently. Now you're going to the bathroom. You do this.
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We've taken the eagle back off the shelf, rebranded her thanks to a great listener. Right. And we've got to fight on and try to save this country. But before we do that, it's time to dip our toes into some petty grievances. Pumps, what have you had it with?
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But what about the five minutes before that? You know the flight takes off at 1. Well, here's what I do.
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You're not taking it on the plane. Right. But then that means I can't board. Haven't you boarded? Yeah, because I started making you take your shit.
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The strategy, I understand a little bit. In Josh's case, listener, Josh is my husband. I think it's literally like he's just into his phone or whatever it is that he is. And it's just like, oh, shit, we're about to board. I better go empty the tank. It's not an intentional.
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But I do kind of think it's chicken shit to leave your stuff with somebody then who is then who wants to board on time, who's then held hostage. Because you know how I am about that kind of stuff. I like to be on time.
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Yes, I just have a whole rhythm. And then sometimes I'm at the mercy of, in your case, this delayed peeing strategy. It's a strategy. And in Josh's case, just... Irresponsible urination is what I would call it. It's just that's just flat ass irresponsible urination. It would have been more responsible to have done it five minutes before.
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I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. All right, Kylie, speaking of dehydrating on planes, our listeners tend to follow a little bit of politics, follow a little petty grievances. And everybody knows that last week, Cory Booker,
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The senator from New Jersey broke the record for the longest speech on the Senate floor because he's passionate about fighting for democracy and fighting for equality for everybody and trying to save this country from the idiot Donald Trump and his moronic cabinet, micro penis parade cabinet. Right.
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And interestingly enough, Cory Booker went online and talked about how he prepped for his 25-hour speech. And I think Kylie has a clip.
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I immediately, I saw that and I emailed it to Kylie immediately. And I was like, you and Senator Booker intentionally dehydrating him for democracy. Kylie, because she's a germaphobe. Right. And because airplane bathrooms are gross.
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Yeah, I like it. But you know what's interesting is every time I've been on a flight with you, you get up to pee. I know. It's awful. But I'd get up to pee twice as much. If I didn't try to dehydrate. I'm just a peer. Yeah, you are. You are. She's a big empty the tanker. Okay, I have some news stories here today that I would like to review. Okay, excellent.
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The first one is, study shows cows hate country music. Okay. And listening to it makes them produce less milk. Research indicates that music tempo and genre can influence dairy cows' milk production. Slow, soothing music, such as classical pieces, has been associated with increased milk yield due to its calming effects on cows. Conversely, country music does not. And here's what I have to say.
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What's that asshole that just went to SNL? And then played victim.
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That guy. So this schmuck gets invited to go on SNL. He accepts the invitation. This is not a command. This is not your life is in danger. He hops on his PJ and he flies to New York and he does SNL. And then he doesn't want to stay around in the post credit role and hug everybody and commiserate. He abruptly walks off stage. Gets to his private plane and pops up on Instagram.
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Can't wait to get back to God's country with a picture of his PJ. And now he's selling merch. Get back to God's country. And I just think. What a whining victim titty baby. This always having to be persecuted when you signed up to go on SNL. And he acts like he was tortured in some liberal bubble. You don't have to do SNL. Right.
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Go do, you know, go sing it in Nashville at Toby Keith's, you know, go fuck me bar or whatever the fuck that place is called. But I mean, come on. I've had it with country music, except for a couple of artists like the Dixie Chicks and maybe anybody else who isn't MAGA. But in general, when I when I hear country music and this is old for me, like I always just think Republicans doing bad shit.
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Maybe because the lyrics are dumb. There's a tear in my beer and I'm crying for you, dear. Maybe because it's like stupid music.
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They are. I've never seen such meltdowns. You know, Little Mermaid's black. Republicans and MAGA have a fucking meltdown. You're scared of a black mermaid? What the fuck is wrong with you, you pussy? They're mad at Snow White because she spoke out for the actress that played Snow White. She spoke out about all of the senseless killings in Palestine and bashed Trump.
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And now they're having stage five meltdowns over her. They are the biggest, greatest, Crying, whinging group of titty babies. It's just unbelievable. I simply don't watch things that I don't like that might have an actor in it that I don't like. I would not go to a Kid Rock concert and then make a whole thing on Instagram where I'm a victim of Kid Rock. Right.
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I would simply forego the concert and hence forego being a victim. It's that simple. Next up, we've got a story. Gen Z wants us to stop using the thumbs up emoji as it's deemed too passive aggressive. Gen Z is officially calling out the thumbs up emoji saying it feels passive aggressive and outdated, especially in work chats.
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What older generations see as simply okay or noted, younger users are interpreting as cold, dismissive, or even sarcastic. And here's what I have to say to that. Double thumbs up. This is ridiculous. This is so ridiculous.
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This is the part where there's a weird intersection in pop culture with our podcast, where we are really liberal and progressive and leftist, and we want to lift up marginalized people and validate people's feelings and be politically correct. And this is the part where I'm not at all politically correct, because I say, if you're upset... Mm-hmm. About a thumbs up emoji.
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The problem is not the emoji. The problem is you. And I would predict that as soon as your parents found out you were conceived, there was a hideous, obnoxious gender reveal party. I would expect that you probably schlepped a couple of Stanley cups to work with you when you're upset about the thumbs up emoji. I just think... This is insane to get your panties in a wad about an emoji.
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I agree with all of that. And I also want to add this. Sometimes I think a heart is too strong. I agree. Sometimes I message somebody something like, hey, I'm running five minutes late. And then I get the heart emoji in response. And I'm like, you love that? Like, we're at love already? And it's like somebody that I just met, a new client or something. I'm like... We're loving each other's texts.
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That's what the beauty of the thumbs up. It's benign. It doesn't, it just notes an acknowledgement. I see your text. I understand that you're running late. I'm not going to start saying, I love it. I love that you sent me a text. Sometimes the heart is too aggressive for me. And that's why, and there's some people that you text that you don't like.
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Go to cookunity.com slash hadit or enter code HADIT before checkout for 50% off your first week. Again, that is 50% off your first week by using code HADIT or going to cookunity.com slash HADIT. Okay, next up. Kids today take approximately 90 seconds longer to run a mile than their parents did at the same age. And we have been talking about this a lot.
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Kids these days are just not as cool as we were. No, I mean, we were cool. I mean, it's just now they're slow. I mean, on top of the helicoptering, on top of the titty baby, on top of all this stuff, now they can't even fucking run.
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Yeah, I do think that there is a big problem with all of this screen time and people not exercising and kids sitting around playing video games, not exercising. My oldest son was just home from Syracuse for a week for spring break. And I'm like, he doesn't exercise. And it drives me crazy. I didn't say a word to him about it, but in my mind, I'm like, what a mess.
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Like you were home eight days and you didn't exercise at all, except for walk up to your room and walk down the stairs from your room. And it just, it, the lack of exercise, it's something that's probably more about me, but I'm just like, we have to move our bodies.
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They can quit trying to pretend like they're cars. I'm all for bikers having bike lanes.
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anyways bye for those of you that don't live in the bible belt this is ubiquitous i'm praying for you prayers up it's a god thing blah blah it drives me insane it's so bad i probably told this story before on the podcast i don't know if i have it i'll tell you guys again So my mother, total atheist, I mean, completely sees people that are religious fanatics as intellectually weak. All right.
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So that's the breeding grounds for my disdain with religion. I come by it honestly. So my youngest son, my oldest son, Dylan, when he was little, had chronic ear infections. And Josh was, of course, in one of his rehab stands, but that's neither here nor there. And I'm just desperate to get sleep. I'm desperate for his ears to be cleaned up. And to get in with an ENT is difficult for a toddler.
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So we go to this guy and I go in the waiting room and I'm so desperate and I'm sitting in the waiting room and I'm like, oh my God, the only thing on the coffee tables in this doctor's office are Bibles. Yeah. And then he has Billy Graham posters as the artwork. And I'm just like, where the fuck am I? How is this person a scientist? How did he make it through medical school?
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And I'm like starting in the bargaining stage. Like this other guy was a month long. I don't think I can go that many sleepless nights. This guy could get me in. No wonder he could get me in. You know, I'm going through all this stuff. And so I go, I go and he sees, he's like, we need to put tubes in and I have an opening tomorrow. And I'm like, oh shit. So I'm like, you know, we're just going.
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It's a, it was a good hospital. And so my mom comes with me to the surgery the next morning. And I'm holding Dylan, and we're like in the OR prep room. And he said, okay, it's routine. I'll go in. I'll put the tubes in. Yuck, yuck. I mean, he's like, no problem. I'm like, that sounds great. Do I stay with him until you put him under? So he gives some instructions.
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He goes, before we do anything, why don't we pray together? And I know that my mom is going, I mean, I just know, I can just feel it. I can feel that we're trusting this person to put tubes in the kid's ears. This quack, are you kidding me, Jennifer? And I can already sense it. But I'm desperate to get the ear infections to end.
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I mean, because I'm just like a single mom with this baby that has all these ear infections. So I like reach out and grab his hand quickly. Yeah. as fast as I can. And I grabbed my mom's and my mother is like, he's, and it's not one of those, like God, it's like, Oh dear Jesus. You know, it's like Bible thump, nauseating prayer. And my mother is just glaring and rolling her eyes. And she's like,
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Oh, brother, this quack. Oh, what? Can you believe that he spent that much of his life studying science and he's still this crazy? Are we sure we want him operating on Dylan? I'm like, mom, I'm desperate. Right. And then there was that other time that. I was desperate around the same time period. Pumps and I were talking about this the other day.
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So Dylan went to this Mother's Day out at a church. And then they're like, yeah, next week we don't have Mother's Day out. And I'm like, what? Like, he needs to be here. She's like, no, we're closed for vacation Bible school. And he's like nine months old. And I'm like, can I sign Dylan up for vacation Bible school? Yeah. So I signed him up for Vacation Bible School.
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It's the same classroom, the same deal. It's just kind of shifted from daycare to like more Jesus interest. So I pick him up one afternoon from Vacation Bible School and I come home and he has all these papers like Jesus loves the babies and Jesus loves the children and God this, Jesus that. So I just thrown the stuff down on the kitchen island. My mother comes over. She walks in and she goes...
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Well, Jennifer, what is this? You know, like I had some sort of fucking propaganda in my house. You know, she was just appalled. And I was like, Mom, I signed him up for vacation Bible school. She's like, why would you do such a thing? Like, he's too young to indoctrinate. I'm desperate. I need for him to be gone like four hours a day.
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Oh, here's one. I don't know if we've ever talked about this one. So when you were still married, you had some sort of back surgery or knee surgery or something. And your fucking dumb ass ex-husband sent a group text that I was, you know, he never did anything minor. I mean, I'm talking it was a 50 person deep torturous group text. Probably. And it said, princess just got out of her surgery.
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First of all. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's difficult to be an American right now. It is. It's really difficult that there's a huge portion of the country that... has excused just criminal behavior from Trump and the crackheads in his cabinet. It's gross. They're gross. The whole thing is just... We're gross by proxy because we live here. We're fucked. The whole thing is very gross.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Did I know this? I don't know. You had just gotten out of surgery. But I'm sitting – this is back when I smoked cigarettes. So this is probably – I quit smoking 11 years ago. This was probably about 15 years ago. So I'm sitting on my back porch and I see this Kirk and, you know, 743 others pop up on my phone. And I open it. It's an immediate eye roll. God damn.
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Princess just got out of her surgery. And then he gives all this detail about what, you know, the surgeon's incision. Yeah. how many stitches, what was removed, what was tightened up, what was cleaned up. Nobody fucking wants to hear. Right. And then he, and then he ends it with, he ends it with, I know that God guided the surgeons. Oh yes. Stop. I did not know this. I would remember. Yes.
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And then all these people start hurting it and like, oh, prayers answered all this. And I responded in the group text in front of all your fucking diehard Christian friends. I'm so grateful for modern science. You can ask him. Some of your nieces and stuff were in that. And it was like prayer hand emojis and all this shit. And the more I saw, just the more disgusting I've gotten.
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I'm so grateful for modern science. Like none of that had anything to do with religion. And also, called you princess in the first sentence of a 53-person group text. I'm not saying you are or you aren't.
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You know what? I'll tell you what. You should start, after you go to the nude camp, you should start teaching a class on how not to pick a husband. I'm not saying I'm great, but you're better.
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Okay. Interesting, Beaver. She's really good at women. Well, but I mean, I have good... Kylie, what does that sound like to you? Does that sound gay?
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If I think... No, I think we know that you immediately knew he wasn't great. You immediately knew that he was a dork and that you were so cute.
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I went back on my... Yeah, you're right. And we had that relationship therapist on the podcast and she diagnosed you as an egomaniac.
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The dawning of a beaver is an egomaniac in a plot twist. You thought it would be the yapper Jennifer, but in a surprising plot twist, it's the beaver. Yep. Okay. Who's next? For princess.
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Yeah. I try not to, because I know our I've had it is so active and TikTok, Instagram, whatever. On our personal accounts, we really don't post a whole lot. No, I don't. I always forget. We just don't like, and I'm just like, I know that, I mean, there's a little bit of us goes a long way.
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And if we were just beating our own personal accounts, just, I mean, I think that we would end it for once and all. Once and for all.
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OK, let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with my iPhone updating the camera roll for years. For years, the camera roll was one particular way. I knew how to operate it that add a little update where then you could enter dog in the search and then all the images of your dog popped up or you could enter. The other day I was looking for an image of my son's.
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Okay, let me give you my number for when you get divorced. Let me tell you guys something that's just really great that's happened because of the podcast. So Pumps and I take our dogs to the same dog school where they go doggy daycare and they're classmates and friends and they have a social media account. And we noticed, I don't know, for about three months, there was a lot of dog content.
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Our dogs just weren't featured very much on it at all. At all. And so we get each other riled up about it. Like, why aren't our dogs being featured? Like, our dogs are photogenic and our dogs are cute. Like, why the fuck are these doodles getting all this airtime? Like, what the fuck's up with that? So we go up to the dog school to pick up our dogs together. And we ambush Stephanie, the owner.
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Shout out Bark of the Town, Oklahoma City. She's the best businesswoman ever. She's amazing. Stephanie and her husband, Todd, run it. So we go into Stephanie and we ambush her. I'm like, Stephanie, why isn't there been any Frenchie content on the Instagram page? And she's like, well, I mean, she's like, the girls kind of run it. And I'm like, here's the deal.
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Like, I'm going to start one of the podcasts, but I've had it with Bark of the Town. If we don't get more Frenchie content. Yeah. Within 10 minutes, it was raining hellfire. Cha-cha, Debbie and Ollie on the Instagram page. So that's a really like little, you know, ace in the hole that we have that we kind of bullied. Sweet Stephanie. She's the sweetest. The nicest, best business owner.
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Those employees are, I mean, the whole experience, her business is five stars. Top to bottom. And we kind of bullied her and threatened her. into featuring our dogs more on the Instagram page. And it worked like a charm. It worked like a charm. Here's the thing. I don't feel guilty about it.
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I think Instagram is better. And I think her feed is better because of our said bullying activity at the dog school. I think so too. I really do. I hated that. That is a perk. It's a perk. It's a job perk. We're able to, and I told you about that time I was at the tennis and a girl walked in with a top knot headband. And then by the time she made it down the courts, it was off.
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Well, I love Phoenix. Immediately could tell that's like an immediate friend. Right. And I completely agree with him. I am so troubled by the normalization and the public's ability to excuse very blatant mental illness in leaders such as Nancy Mace, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and or low IQ. And Nancy Mace and Marjorie Taylor Greene are such like caricatures of human beings.
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They want to just belittle gay people and trans people. And they talk about it like there is an army of trans and gay people and drag queens waiting to attack the United States any given minute. And it's just, it's insane. It makes me crazy. They're an embarrassment to this country. They're an embarrassment to women. They're an embarrassment.
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Well, I, here's my thing. Like anybody who is so consumed with trans people, when you're talking about less than 1% of the population and these people are marginalized and bullied and drug into the national election stage, like it's this major attempt by trans people to overturn the United States government is the way they make it sound. And Nancy Mace, that JK Rowling, uh,
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Now it's like the photos that used to be at the top or at the bottom and the bottom or at the top. And it, it, it's completely disorganized. And I don't know if a lot of people at Apple are doing ketamine with musk and then rolling out these updates, but it is not an improvement. It's made the camera feature worse. It's not a betterment of the camera roll.
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Candace Owens, she has a YouTube channel with millions and millions and millions of views per video where she is trying to convince people that the French President Emmanuel Macron's wife, Brigitte Macron, is a man.
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It is just like, here's my thing. I, we have some friends that have a trans daughter and they're hurting right now. They feel vulnerable. They're wonderful parents. This isn't easy. It is a difficult thing and it's nobody's fucking business. And if it makes you feel good, to beat up on people. And we all were in school and you all, I'll just be very blunt about it.
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When we were in school, there was always a girl that was maybe what we would call a tomboy. And sometimes there was a boy that was more effeminate. And you see this happen in all societies, in nature, everywhere. Our only job is to not be mean to them. You don't have to be their best friends, but just don't be an ass. And these people are such assholes.
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And that brings us to Phoenix's second point, which is Jasmine Crockett. Black women are the epicenter of all civil rights movements in this country. They vote for everybody. All of the racists that say mean, horrible things about black people. Guess which group of people always vote to make sure you have Social Security and Medicare? Black people.
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Guess who is the backbone of the Democratic Party? Black women. So Jasmine Crockett is a superstar, in my opinion. She is whip smart. And she needs to be protected at all costs.
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Yeah, I do, too. I mean, the normalization of electing stupid people that MAGA has done and electing like people that aren't experts in their field, appointing, you know, RFK Jr., who said he has a brain worm, decapitated a whale and bizarrely set up a bear murder campaign. in Central Park, you know, and it's, you know, anti-vaxxer. And then we have these measles outbreaks.
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And I just think there's a job that we all have to really try to grow the online platforms of facts. And when you look at the right wing media echo chamber, it's massive. And they're the ones who scream censorship. Yeah. And it is it's not even close because outrage and hate is more clickable and people like to feast on it. And so I hope that there are young Gen Zers, millennials.
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that are brave enough to come out and make platforms and people to, you know, share their posts and grow a, in this age of unenlightenment to try to bring us back to, there are facts in this world and you can be a nut and you can, you know, be terrified of drag queens all you want to, or you could fucking have fun and go to a drag show. But it's, it's a real problem, but Jasmine Crockett's great.
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And I hope that, you know, I will say, And my kids, I always check in with them to see what they're watching. And there's some young like Gen Z people on YouTube that debate these crazy conservatives. And this one guy, I can't remember what his name is, but my son's watching all the time and he's fantastic and he gets like millions of views.
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So I hope that there's more and more and more of that because I think the embrace of stupidity is what bothers me most.
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These dipshits online that literally sit on Facebook all day long that think they know more than a neuroscientist. It's just more than I can fucking take. I know.
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But this cherry picking that they have. And this is something I want to talk about because sometimes you and I will do some Christian bashing and it's because we live in the buckle of the Bible belt and we see how obscene these evangelicals are and what a grift. these megachurches are and what a ruse these private Christian school educations are, hate academies. We see it.
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So when we speak out on that, then you have people online that are like, well, not all Christians are that way. And it's true. But here's the thing that we have to address as a society. When people on MAGA say, well, you're not a real American, which is not true. Pumps and I are real Americans.
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Yeah, I do think the stupidity has been going on for quite some time. It's just highlighted. Yeah. It's really highlighted. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie the beaver.
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And when people say, well, they're not real Christians, well, the Bible is inherently flawed and contradictory. It claims that the earth is flat. It claims that, you know, what's-his-face Jonah lived in a whale. It has, you know, like two daughters getting their – dad all liquored up and having sex with him. And so it's not like this great moral thing to follow.
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Like we've advanced far beyond this Iron Age book. So my thing is, Christians cherry pick, like the good ones cherry pick the good parts of the Bible. And we're not that mad at you if you try to, you know, echo Jesus. But if you start saying that all of that shit is real, that kind of bothers me. You can say it's real to you, but you can't then project that onto everybody else as being real.
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But there is an inherent problem with religion where people cherry pick what they want out of it. And these crazy Christian nationalists and these crazy evangelicals, these megachurch grifters, they pick out the parts that they want that benefit them. And then there are some good people that pick out the good parts that benefit them. But it is all from the same book and from the same religion.
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Yeah, and I just think the larger point is, We have to quit saying like, well, you're a real American, you're a fake American. They're real Christians or they're fake Christians. The situation is that a lot of Moses, Mike Johnson, he thinks he's a big fucking Christian.
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And maybe there's an Episcopalian that doesn't take the Bible literally, that is far more rational and sane and educated and intelligent and kind and might have a bit of serenity that might be appealing. Yeah.
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you know marketable but that person wouldn't then grandstand about it be like oh that's a really cool person what's going on there but the the the we are the one of the most religious first world countries where these politicians have to run around and talk about how much they love jesus all the time and in europe that shit just doesn't happen it's kind of disqualifying right
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I can't deal with it. Like there's just certain times where I want to go into my camera roll and there's certain things I want to look at. And now like I'll enter a – I can't. Those of you that know, know. It is a horrible improvement and it's just another thing that's gone to shit in Trump's America.
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Politicians don't talk about that. And we're also like the prude, the most prude first world country like about nudity. And yet there can be all of this violence in movies. Right. Nobody cares about that. But when there's a naked person or where the most sexist country like you and I can sit here on this podcast and can throw an F-bomb or whatever. And you'll people in the comment section.
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I don't like that language. And these are liberals saying it, but they're misogynist. They're misogynist liberals that say it. Where if Joe Rogan or Jon Stewart or Trevor Noah threw an F-bomb, nobody would even think to write that in the comment section. And so there's just a lot of work to do. My personal opinion, having grown up completely secular in the buckle of the Bible belt.
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The cancer, the epicenter of the cancer is here. And these mega churches are a, it is a racket. It is a pyramid scheme. It is a riffraff, knickknack, paddywhack, indoctrinate people. And they want to grow and grow and grow. Go to any mega churches website and say, great news. We just opened up five more churches. Great news. Great news. We just opened up 10 more dunk tanks.
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Please go rate, subscribe, and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind, pumps. Pumps, what does an eagle say?
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A little bit more enthusiasm. Caw-caw. That's it. That's, that's. Caw-caw. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.
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And I do think the eagle is an attractive bird, a more interesting bird than like a sparrow. But I don't I feel like we need to retire it and just go all in on beaver. I kind of like the beaver. Yeah, I do too.
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Well, that's a... I mean, I'll tell you what. These men are on you like a tick on a dog. You got that DJ out there in Brooklyn. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's on you like a tick on a dog. And then we got this guy wants to take you to the prom. And I'm sure now that he knows you're going by Beaver...
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I'm kind of codependent. You're driving customers away from our podcast. Listeners, you're driving, you're putting a wedge between us and our listeners by not dating. You're single-handedly sabotaging this podcast. You had, I mean, there's so many things we've wanted you to do that you just want, you refuse to do. Oh, cause I don't want to go to a naked camp or whatever, a nudist camp.
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Hear me out. Okay. Hear me out. So Donning of a Beaver rewards life from the all-inclusive, you know, what are they called? Like heathen. I mean, they have these nudist camps have like the name is like, you know, heathen. Hedonism. Hedonism. Hedonism. Yeah. And, you know, like you could go live. You could. Live naked. Yeah. Yeah. Put that on the, I'll think about it. Kylie, what's next?
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Oh my God. Closeted listeners. I love that. In North Dakota, you have to be. That is, I mean, here's the deal, Cody. Those hinges have got to fly off. Fly them off. In Trump's America, you just got to let those hinges fly off.
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How about that? Yeah, you know, there... A city like ours is purple. And when you get – when people have – when they get it and they get how fucking crazy MAGA is and just what a harebrained, weird cult it is where you've got like one of Trump's preachers, spiritual advisors, that's now been arrested for sexually abusing a 12-year-old. And then you've got him letting out the Tate brothers.
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And you have all these big evangelicals that are like, oh, my God, yeah, I voted for Trump because he's a Christian. It's just like when you – I guess you have to be just double digit IQ and a dipshit and then in a cult and then you're all in on it. But if you don't get it, there's such a camaraderie and going, can you believe these fucking assholes? Right.
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You know, there's just a camaraderie to humiliating these people behind their backs.
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don't they're not mega they'll hate mega i was shocked that's great that's great news that's great news for democracy um okay kylie i believe that we did a call to action on our here podcast, DEI podcast, that we wanted a DEI jingle.
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I think we've had a lot of people submit them. I know that Robbie from Australia, our top Australian correspondent, sent me some AI jingles to my Instagram. I wouldn't know how to retrieve them or download them, but they were pretty good. I was pretty impressed with the robot.
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Please write a jingle for I've Had It podcast. They've now rebranded themselves as America's Top DEI Podcast. Make it sound like a game show and really catchy, and then it makes it. I can't do the voice activation on my phone. See? You can type it. Oh, you can type it? Yeah. Where do I type it?
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That is so good. Okay. Here's what we need to do in Trump's America. So Kylie, let's keep a chart. Okay. That's Stephen Smith. That was Stephen Smith. Okay. Stephen Smith. And I liked it. It made me laugh. Catchy. It was catchy. And it also is kind of like a double entendre for our listeners. It could be, I've had it with gin and pumps or I've had it with gin and pumps.
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Like they've had it with us. Right. You know, so like if we piss them off today, if there's somebody who loves the new Apple update or somebody who likes to ride bicycles or somebody who wants to go to a prom and keeps getting stood up and rejected, then they can play it with either meaning, with either intent.
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Of course. That's kind of what it sounded like. Yeah. I would like some more jingles. I quite enjoyed that. I did too. So AI puts the music with it. Yeah. I liked the music too. It was real. Yeah. They do the whole thing. I didn't know that. Yeah. Okay. I have some news stories I'm going to share with the listener. Okay.
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The first one is a bad marriage is much worse for your health than being single. High quality marriages characterized by satisfaction, positive attitudes, and low levels of hostility are linked to better health. Conversely, low quality or troubled marriages can be significant sources of stress, potentially leading to adverse health effects.
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Welcome to America's Top DEI Podcast. I think we should retire the eagle. You do? Yeah. I think the eagle has to be retired and here's why. Okay. We have flirted with the beaver becoming our mascot. It's the mascot of Canada. And that was my next point was that Canadians tend to be fighting for America more than MAGA is fighting for America.
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Unmarried individuals on average report higher levels of happiness than those in unhappy marriages. This suggests that being single... may be more beneficial for one's well-being than remaining in a detrimental marital relationship.
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I am happy about that bike lane because these bikers – the other day, Roman and I were driving and going to lunch together, and there was a biker at the intersection who And everybody was stopped and it was stopped at a red light, not hugged over to the curb. And Roman goes, is the biker pretending to be a car? And I said, yeah, that's exactly what's going on right there.
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but sadly, so many people that we know are stuck in these marriages with really either, you know, untreated alcoholics, untreated pill poppers, womanizers. And the man holds the purse strings and the woman feels like if I leave, then he's going to be so punitive, not only to me, but also to my kids. So they take all the bullets for their family.
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Okay. Next up, we have people who answer texts quickly are more caring. Slow repliers are emotionally unavailable, study says. The study found that fast repliers were rated as more empathetic, caring, and engaged in relationships. People who took hours or days to respond were perceived as less interested, more emotionally detached. and even unreliable.
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Deliberate slow responders, those who purposely wait to text back, were often viewed as playing mind games. Researchers believe that texting speed creates an instant impression of emotional availability. So what are you?
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With text, I am a very quick responder. Where I've gotten really slow at responding are like DMs because – or, you know, something that's in an app. Because sometimes I'm like, okay, I don't want to get on Instagram. Okay. And then I'll get on Instagram and then I go look at the DMs and I'm like, oh my God, I don't know if I can go through all of these.
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Because I feel like doing the pod and then we do the other pod about Trump. When I get home, I want to just decompress from all of it. But in general, I'm a very quick text returner because I've been in business for so long. And it's just like time is money. You know who's a very slow text returner?
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into that I don't think of you as emotionally unavailable because she responds to her bosses because we're her food source I'm emotionally available to you we're the food source I mean it's not I wouldn't be too flattered by it no I know but do you slow play Anna's responses no Anna gets responses so like you three are the three ladies in my life that get a response what about Seth Seth gets a response
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Yeah, I knew I had them right when I saw him. You immediately identified them. Because it was a recent purchase. But anyway, yeah, I think Kiki, I'm liking Kiki, Kiki the magic lesbian. Yeah. I like it. Kiki the Magic Lesbian. Yeah, I like that. I like the soundtrack to it. Kiki the Magic Lesbian is a really good – I like that review about us restoring faith of people in the South.
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And here's what I have to say that everybody needs to realize is even though our state is probably like 60%, 65% MAGA – that 35%, when you are a liberal in a red state, you really fight for it. You've earned it. I feel like liberals in red states have more fight in us than coastal liberals that take for granted the state governments that protect them. And I'll give you a prime example.
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Pumps and I had on Governor Kathy Hochul of New York. And I just thought, man, this woman is a dynamo. I still think she's a dynamo. I think she's fantastic. We just really connected with her and bonded with her. And then we're up in New York to do some business for the podcast. And some of our friends that are New Yorkers are like, God, we had your governor on. She's fantastic.
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Like, ugh. We hate her. And I'm like, let me tell you what's going on with my governor. Right. Let me tell you what's going on. Abortion ban dedicates every square inch to Jesus and thinks that says a statement like this. Government needs to be run like a business and doesn't understand how intellectually dishonest and stupid that statement is.
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We're dealing with dipshit extraordinaire out the wazoo. And you have the luxury of disagreeing with your governor about policy. Right. That's the difference. And so, you know, it's it's you got to give a lot of props to people in red states that go against the grain because we have to fucking fight for it because it's everywhere. It's MAGA shit is everywhere. Like you can feel it.
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Like I don't see in Oklahoma City. I don't see over MAGA-ness, but you can feel it. You feel it. Like we recently went to Los Angeles, my husband and my youngest son and I to tour a school. And the minute I got out in LAX, I could just feel that it wasn't as MAGA. It's just like in the air. It's just lighter. It's like there's just not as much MAGA air here.
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I mean, the other day we were just in the parking lot in front of the studio and a girl walks up. And next thing I know, we're 25 questions deep into her child support hearings. Yeah.
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That's awful. Some might say homes.com is the best home shopping site. Could it be because it has a sleek, spam-free site? Or the most in-depth school info? Homes.com knows every parent wants the best for their kids, so they're the only ones with school and district information. details, and reviews from multiple sources, including niche.
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It may be homes.com's super comprehensive and transparent agent directory, or maybe it's that homes.com is the only site that always directly connects you with the listing agent who knows the home best. Perhaps it's because homes.com has the most in-depth neighborhood content of any home shopping site that extensively researched to highlight the personality of each neighborhood.
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The first one is the smell of donuts can increase blood flow to the genitals and stimulate an erect phallus. So considering the head beaver in charge, you guys, she named a group chat in our Patreon, the Hard Rock Cock Chat. No, Rock Hard Cock Chat. Rock Hard Cock Chat. I would think that... This could be a tool in your toolbox to use around men. Have a box of donuts.
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Do I run around with a donut hole between my legs? I wasn't thinking about that, but apparently you are. Apparently the woman who thinks about cock all the time is talking about cramming donuts up a vagine.
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Sad to say. I think that's because this is a response related to sexual arousal in men. Hey. Well, my dick's bigger than a lot of these magma men. I'll just say that. I don't think there's any question about that. I also think it's a rather interesting thing that we could do a story arc on that you'd like to stick a donut up your vagine. Moving along. Dolphins have...
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bromances in which two males pair up for as long as 15 years and help each other hook up with females. These paired males work together as wingmen to pursue guard and court females during mating season, greatly increasing their chances of reproductive development. success.
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These partnerships are built on complex social intelligence, communication, and trust, showing that dolphins not only form emotional bonds, but also engage in sophisticated social strategies similar to human relationships.
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Here's just something I'm going to say that that I know that I'm not feeling this alone in a vacuum as a woman who was born into a patriarchal system. And everything has always been male-centered. Corporations, families, typically the principals at schools where I went were male. And then, you know, as a Gen Xer, then go to college, start your career.
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And then you really start seeing some changes in, you know, civil rights movements like gays or, you know, gay marriage nationwide. And people are starting to talk about us reconciling our horrible racist past. And then all of a sudden, like the last year or two, it pops up. White men are struggling. Right. And I'm like... again. We have to deal with this shit again.
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I've been dealing with this shit my whole goddamn life. Why do you always have to be the fucking focus of everything? Like that's an inherent difference. Maybe. I mean, at least from the women that I know, like this, this, I don't need to be emotionally like greedy all the time. Like, oh my God, now I'm hurting. Like women are advancing and getting jobs.
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I mean, just, and I know that it's an issue and I know we have to deal with it. But as a woman, I'm just like, can you guys just fucking quit being stage hogs all the time?
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It really shouldn't be a thing. Like if somebody's boss is a female and she's very, very excellent at her job, if you're having a masculine emotional meltdown because of that, the problem is you. And now we have to do all this time and research propping up men again. And it's just exhausting. That's all I'm saying.
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It's just utterly exhausting, this desire to always be the center of attention that men have. from my perspective. Okay, last story. Sperm cells carry traces of childhood stress, epigenetic study finds. The groundbreaking finding supports the idea that trauma and adversity experienced in childhood can leave lasting biological imprints that extend beyond the individual.
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While the long-term impact on offspring is still being studied, the research suggests that a father's early life experiences may influence the health and development of future children. I think this makes perfect sense. I was going to say, yeah. And I think that... It worries me like for my kids because my husband's childhood was just, you know, so traumatic for him and raised by addicts.
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He himself was an addict, struggled so hard to find, you know, sobriety. And it makes sense that some of this trauma would also be somewhat painful. you know, genetic or pass through genes as well. Because even if you look at twin studies, you know, you'll have a couple, the upper middle class couple that adopts a child and the child
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really functioning family, you know, for whatever that means, goes to school, et cetera, parents are great, and the child ends up in jail. And then they've gone back and studied what the biological parents were, and they were both in jail themselves. So there was like some sort of genetic component to that criminality or that lean towards that.
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And I couldn't stop. I recently did something like this, and I realized, like, mid-story what a grave error I had made. So I pulled up to the tennis center, and the head pro was like, hey, I like your car. He's a British guy. And I proceeded to tell him – The car I had before that, I was in a massive hailstorm that pummeled it, broke the windshield, had all this body damage.
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And I think this is interesting in understanding what makes people broken.
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Frances, I couldn't agree with you more. This goes to what we talked about a couple weeks ago, personal space invaders. And I think that it's a confessed boundary violation from the jump. And I just, I think sometimes it's, you have to, you build to a hug. And I just, I'm not one of these people that just hugs everybody. I just, I have to build to a hug. I just have to build there.
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The only caveat to that is like Angie is my dearest friend. And if she has told me about one of her friends for weeks or months or a year, oh, my friend Jane Doe, she's so great. She tells me these intimate stories about her. And then I feel an affection having never met her before. Right. The very first time I would meet her, I would say, oh, my gosh, can I give you a hug?
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I already feel like I know you because it's by proxy affection. But I just people say that to me. Oh, I'm a hugger. And I'm just like, oh, you're a freak. Like, do not invade my space. And it's typically the people that pronounce that they're huggers that are boundary violators.
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And I think when you first meet somebody saying I'm a hugger and then squeezing them, it's just such a personal space invasion. It's just like you don't get to say you're a hugger and then just violate my personal space. Like being a hugger means you don't have respect for boundaries is what that means. And because everybody that loves other people. It's like a foregone conclusion.
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It's saying like, I'm for family. Well, of course people like to hug. It's a human thing that we do. I think I've had it with people having to always explain like normal behavior. Of course, if you have an established relationship or an established affection, the next step of that is you go from hi and a wave and a nod to a hug as a greeting. It's a foregone conclusion.
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But I know exactly what she's talking about. Because I've had people do that to me and I'm always just like, ugh, I don't like this. I'm always like, okay, okay. It's always somebody sweaty that's doing it too.
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Yeah, it's a nice- I just really like that. That would be nice. It would be really nice. It'd be nice if we had walkable cities. It'd be nice if we had a president that believed in democracy.
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All right. Kiki the Magic Lesbian, who's next? Up next, we've got Haley.
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Another basketball mom I was with threw up in the car and I no longer wanted the car. And as I'm into all of these details, like all I had to say when he said, I like your car is thanks. Thank you. How are you today? But I volunteered all of this boring stuff. irrelevant information. And it was only halfway through that I realized I'm not taking into account his feelings to hear this.
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Moses Mike Johnson is the classic hypocritical Christian that lives in the Bible Belt. And Oklahoma, it's not technically the South, but it's culturally the South because it's just so religious. And this state and the Louisianas and Alabamas, Mississippis, All the racist slave states all still cling on to their guns and religion and the majority of Christians in this part of the country.
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I'm not talking about you Methodists and normal people on the coast that go to a church that promotes equality and social justice. I'm talking about in the Bible Belt. There is a cancer in these Christians and they are the biggest hypocrites on the planet. There is this dissonance in which they engage every day wherein they worship money while
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while at the same time their Lord and personal savior, one Jesus Christ, or as I like to call him, Jesus H. Christ, he spoke against the accumulation of wealth, spoke for standing with the marginalized. And if Moses Mike Johnson and all of these hypocritical white evangelical Christians in the South truly were followers of Christ,
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They would be standing up for trans people, for black people, they would be demanding the return of Abrego Garcia. They would be at the border making sure people were treated humanely, but instead they side with billionaires and dehumanizing and the demoralization of other human beings. Christian, Southern Christian Republicans are the grossest people in the United States of America.
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And it is the breeding grounds where MAGA was able to take hold.
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And they're just like, oh, OK, yeah, this is why they attack education. You know, like in Oklahoma, you would think with our stats as staggering as they are.
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like a bottom five state consistently in every category year after year after year that the people in this state would say enough with these republican super majorities our schools suck our health care sucks our streets suck our you know we always make the news for the most embarrassing reasons we're a bottom 10 state but time and time again their hate for others
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is where they go to vote and christian republican politicians offer them the biggest menu of hate in which they can vote from and that also offer them what they're comfortable with with their mega churches is being grifted right now let's support the rich preacher while you're struggling and i've told this story before but i'll just never forget it i was in like seventh grade and i went to church against my mother's permission but that's neither here nor there
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And my friend's mom, Shonda was her name, her mom was a UPS worker. And she really worked hard, like middle of the night hours to try to pay for Shonda's like cheerleading uniforms and things that the school didn't cover. And We go to this church where the preacher drives a Rolls Royce and the wife wears a full white mink coat. And she gave all the cash she had to them.
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And then we had to count out literally pennies, nickels and dimes at 7-Eleven to put gas in her car. And so how do you get people like that? to vote for their own interest. I don't know, but I will never forget being a young teenage girl seeing that and saying, oh my God, my mother's 100% right about these religious people. Because I just, I mean, I saw it.
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I had no indoctrination, but it was so gross that she valued giving money to that clear con man. Right. Over, you know, supporting her, trying to support her own family. Yeah. It was just, it was, it was, it was, I'll never forget it. It just left such an impression upon me. It's really sad.
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So I wrapped it up pretty quickly. And, you know, it's just awful. Though I have a new story to tell you. So yesterday I was at my tennis lesson. And I was playing awful. I mean, awful. It was just mental. I couldn't hit the ball. My timing was off. Everything was off. And I could just tell Jeff had had it with me. I mean, I'm bitching after every point. He's just crushing me.
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You just don't think. And I don't know what, I don't know, you know, Fox News has enabled a lot of this. But the main thing that needs to happen is. You know, Trump administration is now talking about removing tax exemptions for universities. Well, when the Democrats get in power, they need to quit fucking around with this and tax the churches.
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Tax, like there's some school called Liberty University, complete rat trap bullshit. That was the whole Jerry Falwell. Oral Roberts has a university, Oral Roberts. Are you kidding me? This man is a con man. locked himself up and said, if y'all don't give me $2 million, I'm going to burn in hell. Like he's going to die. And people sent the money.
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My grandmother, my mom, no wonder she was an atheist. My crazy ass grandmother, we called her Mama Worth, meaner than a rattlesnake, lived longer than all of my other grandparents. She sent money to oral robbers. And, you know, like, no wonder my mom was like, religion's fucked up, you know. So that's the only way I think that. No, it has to be done. It has to be some sort of governmental.
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I don't know if she's a lesbian or not. And I don't know if he's gay or not, but I do know that they spend more time thinking about gay sex than most gay men I know. 100%. I've never seen a dedication by two alleged heterosexuals, alleged straights that sit around consumed with gay sex. I personally never think about gay sex because I'm not gay. So therefore, I'm not threatened by it.
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It's your business, your life. Swing for the fences. Get on Grindr and grind away. Have at it. I don't give a shit. But what I give a shit about are hypocrites. like Moses Mike Johnson and his hateful little twat-ass wife. That have these pray the gay away torture camps. And he has these weird things where he's I do know this.
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I have heard rumors about the guy, you know, Moses Mike lives with this evangelical preacher. Yeah. Who apparently rumor wise is a closet case. No surprise there. This multimillionaire from Nashville owns the condominium in D.C. where they live. And here's the thing. Why does this man have a roommate? Okay, that's weird. Right.
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But then this guy, the car dealer that funds this, apparently he's been married like four times. The rumor is he made his ex-wife, because they had a really nasty divorce, watch a gay porn with him. So a lot of the MAGA men, their insecurity regarding their masculinity is number one, I think that they themselves are turned on by gay sex, which who cares? Don't be a dick about it.
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We're not going to be dicks to you about it. We're going to be a dick about your hypocrisy. And number two, then they're very jealous that gay men are so sexually liberated. You know, we've had, you know, that cyclist, that Peloton guy that we have. Oh, Cody Rigsby. He's great. Yeah. And he was talking about his sex life and how great it was and how liberated he was sexually.
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And we've talked to other. And I think there's this inherent jealousy that these sexually repressed men that have to do all this Bible study and all this just completely. complete waste of time bullshit worried about gay sex. I think they're just real jealous that they're not that liberated to have that kind of shame-free sex.
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And so he finally is just disgusted. He cannot take it anymore. And he walks up to the net and he goes... Maybe if you're not going to hit any balls with any pace on him, maybe you should try to hit them away from me instead of just hitting me softballs the whole hour, Jennifer. And just shamed you. Just totally. And you know what? He was 100% right. It was like the pep talk that I needed.
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And I think they're kind of turned on by rock-hard cogs, which is something you have in common with them. Absolutely. I say, Mike, go for it.
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The Moms of Liberty. Bridget's big MAGA. You know, she's in there at the school boards going crazy, banning books. Banning books. And her husband's big Trump thumper, you know, has probably the homoerotic Photoshopped images of Trump. On his desk. And their side hustle project is they engage in menage a trois. Right. Which my thing is, I don't give a shit. If you want to menage, menage away.
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But apparently the husband was like sexually abused and didn't follow the rules of consent with their third party. And they're the ones who run around claiming all of this sexual purity and trying to regulate people's sex lives. And it's always the people like that. Moses, there's some fucked up sexually going on with him, something going on with J.D. Vance, for sure with Trump.
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I mean, there's no question there's some sort of sexual shortcoming there.
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I'll tell you who else is a red flag to me who is on my watch list. Josh Hawley.
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I just get a gay darping like nobody's business. And then he was with that kicker. Yeah. That hates women. Harrison. But. But.
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But they basically get together and they've taken couples photos like engagement photos. And I just like the sexual tension in the in the photograph, like it's hard to capture that. Like I would say the last time I saw that was when Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston and he first started fucking Angelina Jolie and they were like on the cover of Vanity Fair.
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And it was like, oh, my God, the sexual tension like those people are fucking like it just popped off the page. That's what I thought about this kicker and Josh Hawley. I thought, I mean, there's a lot of sexual tension there.
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Too bad they're such fucking hypocritical assholes that don't have the courage like all of these other brave, amazing Americans and LGBTQ people all around the world because it takes a lot of courage to come out and be who you are and accept the judgment from the hypocritical assholes like these people. I completely agree. Yeah.
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okay uh kiki the cocoa puff i like kiki do you love me is that a drake song that's drake i'm proud of you pumps okay if my husband and my sons buy me another candle or another bathrobe for mother's day i'm going to completely lose it that's why i'm so proud to support and personally endorse the best digital photo frame by wire cutter you guys it's called aura frames
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And it reminded me that there is this movement that we oppose, this toxic positivity movement where people want to be praised all the time. And if Jeff had just continued to tell me, good shot, good shot, how does that help me? How does that help anyone? It just feeds this ridiculous, non-deserved ego that I have about being an athlete, right? It just would feed the worst parts of me.
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It's so true. It's so true. The other day I saw that like on our comment section, because we start off our show with petty grievances. And typically our Tuesday, Thursday episodes of I've Had It are lighter by nature, you know, comedic relief. Although we do talk about serious things because we're in serious times. And in our IHIP news, we really fucking hammer it, right? So somebody writes...
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It must be nice to be upset about such petty things when the world's on fire. And somebody else, something about like, oh, you're worried about your parking spot and there's people starving in the world. And it's just like, why does everybody always have to go into the comment section and just try to like one up catastrophize? It's like, I want to make a bigger catastrophe of this.
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Right. Yeah. No, Pumps is right. The other day we're doing like an IHIP news and I play, it's these two blonde women that remind me of a lot of the women that she like sent her kids to school with. They look just like that group of moms from Crossings. And they're talking about like the sun and the planets and God controlling them. And Pumps is like... They're joking, right?
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Instead, he chewed my ass out and I went back and actually started playing a lot better. And I thought, you know, sometimes somebody checking you and just saying... If this is what you're going to do, fine. But, you know, I'm paying him. And he's like, is this really what we're going to do here today, Jennifer? He chewed my ass out. And it was so great.
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Nobody would believe that. And in my mind, I'm like, is she gaslighting me? Because you like literally have said to me multiple times, looked me straight in the face and said, did you know people used to live to be 900 years old? I'd be like, fucking that never happened. Nobody lived to be 900. That is a lie. But maybe there's something to it. Like once you find, it's like a recovering smoker.
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Yes. You're harder on those because you used to be in it. And now that your eyes are open, you're like a recovering smoker. Maybe that's the parallel. Yeah. Sometimes I feel like you're fucking with me though or gaslighting. No, I know. I'm like, what the fuck? I had to explain to you about modern science and filter, I mean, modern medicines and filtered water that people didn't live long.
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And I remember you said, well, maybe there was no disease in the Garden of Eden. And I was like... There was no Garden of Eden, Angie. I remember exactly where we were. We were at Mazzio's Pizza on North Penn in Oklahoma City. And the conversation went on for like 20 or 30 minutes. And I remember I got in the car. And I started in my car and I thought, how can somebody go to law school? Yeah.
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Because it requires blind obedience. That's right. And that's what Trump is using to manipulate these people. That's right. You have to believe in him. And your stock market's poof. Your Medicare is going away. Your Social Security is going away. But you have to have blind obedience that he alone can fix it. And that's why your former president.
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people that you had in your life fall prey to this so easily because blind obedience is their default setting right yeah yeah totally but you're not on pimp's watch anymore you guys she's the reformed smoker of enlightened thinking critical thinking not you are though it's really amazing it's but i mean it just takes so it takes more effort than people think i guess and it takes more effort than i give people credit for but i think it's really cool because kind of once you
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I remember when you called and told me, you're like, I think all this stuff is bullshit. I remember how shocked I was. I was so shocked. And then you've just kind of gone on and on. And now you're like more hardcore about a lot of this shit than I am. I'm like, you go, girl. Make up for lost time. Go skittle. Yeah. Go skittle, beaver. Burn it to the ground. Burn it to the ground.
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But see, your story is so good because... you used to be a part of the problem and be the judger and you found enlightenment. And let me just ask you this. Are you happier? A hundred percent. Yes.
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But let me ask you this. When you found out, and I remember because I was your safe haven.
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that everything you believed about your marriage and life and life and all you had to do was pray was all bullshit and the betrayal in which your husband did and that moment of collapse, which would be terrible for anybody regardless of your faith, do you think that that hit you harder because it shook your very foundation?
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I mean, I absolutely do. I remember you sitting on my porch and we were smoking and there were two layers to it. There was number one, I can't believe my husband did this. Right. My life is a fraud. And number two, this wasn't supposed to happen. To me. You had a bargain with your worldview that you were indoctrinated in. Right. And it was, I'm going to be a good girl.
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I'm going to do everything my mother tells me. And I'm going to pray. I'm only going to do these things on this approved list. And I remember you would vacillate from this isn't supposed to happen to me to my children's lives are supposed to be perfect. And I remember I would look at you and I go, why do you think your kids' lives are supposed to be perfect?
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It's just what I mean, I 100% believed it. I remember. And I remember it was like a it was I remember when Joshua was like, how's pumps doing? And I would say there's this extra layer that everything she's dealing with is devastating, but there's an extra layer to it that the grand bargain that she made with life and it was pitched to her. Right. was a scam.
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That's perfectly put. And what was so great about a lot of it, though, I have to give you so much credit, is you would be freaking out. You'd cry, this is supposed to happen to me. White woman, temper tantrum. And then I would kind of be like, pumps. But no childhood is perfect. Because then what's adulthood supposed to be like? Just a round of disappointment.
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And then you'd kind of start chuckling. And you were... Your intelligence and self-deprecating nature, I think, was really therapeutic through that whole thing and probably led you to the ultimate enlightenment of being deprogrammed from the cult of evangelical Christianity. Yeah, well, we had to laugh.
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So yeah, listen, here's the deal, everybody. So we have a book that we wrote and it's not political. It's about our friendship and all the fuck ups and all the mistakes we made that led us to a place where we could, as two women from Oklahoma, start a podcast and it actually be obviously America's top DEI podcast. Goes without saying.
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Anyway, the publisher of the book is like, y'all need to go on tour. Y'all need to do this. Y'all need to do that. And like, we just feel like we need to be here on our channel fighting for democracy. We're only going to do one show at the 92nd Street Y in New York City. And other than that, we're going to come right back here. And so we need for you all to preorder our book.
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It'll be posted in the link below so that we can show our publishers that we have our own way of marketing it. And we don't need to go grandstand around America. Yeah. right now. Yeah. Get them off our ass. Yeah. So buy our book. It's a good little read. It's a good little read. We're kind of fucking crazy. It's a little bit of a manifesto. But anyway, yeah, buy the book.
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It drops America. Things are different. I can't fucking do it. I can't see one more. I'm a big boy with my Eagle shirt on an airplane right now. I just can't see it.
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Yeah. And I'm just going to tell you like my, after that, the timing, the rhythm, the four hands, Rip City, baby. It got better. And then we played to 10 at the very end, and I beat Jeff 10-8. I lost every single game before that, every single one. And it was after the ass-chewing that I showed up and I started playing proper tennis. All right, let me tell you what I've had it with.
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All right. Kiki, the magic lesbian and the beaver and I, tell them when we will see them. We will see you next Tuesday and Thursday. Yes. Listen up, patriots, gay-triots, and matriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News.
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Please go rate, subscribe, and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind, pumps. Pumps, what does an eagle say?
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That's it. That's, that's. Caw-caw. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there. Caw-caw.
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I've had it with – there's a lot of things I've had it with Trump. But this is just something – sometimes I want to talk about something that we can all just – talk about that's not so deep and not so emotionally damaging to hear about and have the perfect grievance regarding him. His desecration, interior desecration of the Oval Office.
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This motherfucker thinks he's Marie Antoinette and the Oval is Versailles. It is a shame to that era in French design and architecture. It is embarrassing to the Oval Office. It looks like a nouveau riche, white trash, riffraff, knickknack flea market. It is so embarrassing. And every time he's in there, he's popped up more gold. Yeah. And I just think it looks horrible.
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I think it is some of the worst design I have ever seen. I hate it.
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And Trump tries to project what he is insecure about all the time. He tries to project that he's so manly, yet he, oh my God, people write bad articles about me. Yeah, motherfucker, you're the president of the United States. Welcome to the big stage. Why are you being such a pussy about it?
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He inherited $500 million, squandered it, has been a horrible businessman, absolutely horrible, but yet he tries to project this Marie Antoinette nouveau riche you know, translated over to the Americas, which is just a disgrace.
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And I think he and all of the people surrounding him are either have massive problems with masculine insecurity or the women that surround them are kind of like battered wives. You know, they go out there and campaign against the very principles that enabled them to be women that hold that level of job, like Kristi Noem, Tulsi Gabbard, et cetera.
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So I just think these are like the worst impulses of America that we've ever bred, all the worship of capitalism, the worship of the patriarchy, the worship of white supremacy. And we broke it down so hard. We got the people who were damaged the most by the worship of all of these things, they got elected. Right. They're in power. That's what happened. Yeah. That is what happened.
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Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, black-triots, non-MAGA-triots. Fuck off! Pumps is back. She's back. She's better never. I'm sure you have some grievances you're ready to share with our listener.
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And when the autopsy is on this, the acquiescence that happened from Trump 1.0 and the four years in the middle before we get to Trump 2.0, All of the lack of movement to prevent this from happening within America. But also now, you know, our allies are like, oh, shit, we can't align with America anymore.
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I hope the world lesson is when somebody elects a dictator that attempts a coup and the country hasn't put him in jail yet. then you've got to start treating that country and their populace as somebody you might not want to do business with. And maybe that would have helped the Biden administration and the Democrats take it more seriously if the EU and Canada and others would have said, WTF?
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What are y'all doing here? Right. I completely agree. I'm not saying it's their fault per se. I think it is a worldwide problem where everybody just leans into the assumption politics and we assume, well, people aren't going to be that crazy to elect him again. That's not going to happen. Right. People right now are assuming. Well, we're going to get to the midterms.
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I have a question for you. What? Why do you engage in it so frequently when we're together with strangers? Well... Is it to torture me? It's to torture you.
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And whenever we play assumption politics, we get our asses handed to us. Because guess what they're doing right now? There's a bunch of crackheads like Steve Bannon and all these other just nut jobs that are over there machinating about how can we get him a third term. And we're sitting here going, oh, that'll never happen. They're actually sitting there figuring out how to do it.
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And that's the problem is this assumption politics, this assumption that everybody's going to do the right thing.
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So it surprises me zero. Oh, here's another one. His golf swing is terrible.
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Totally. I'm the biggest dork. And then you have all these insecure men. He is their idealized form of masculinity. Yeah. Think about that. I mean, the psychological autopsy on this whole thing, if we survive it, is fascinating. It's just fascinating how broken maga loyalists are, what broken, immoral, disgusting, cruel, nasty people they are, that they like triple trumped it with him. Yeah.
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Don't fuck with the beaver. And it's Canada's animal. Right. The mascot. And we love Canada. We do love Canada. Kylie.
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She gets all the evolution of nicknames always favors you. But it's because you're the favorites. Because you're the favorite. And we rebrand you all the time to keep you exciting for the listener. Because I'm old. The listener loves a Pumps rebrand. Yeah, I do. I mean, Meat Curtain, America's Legal Eagle.
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I'll tell you what, that's something I never anticipated happening, but I totally support. I do too. And I love even that she lured us in with five stars, but it was really only four. Yeah. Do you think that was a typo or do you think that's just a fuck with the old ladies that host the podcast?
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This is hot shit hotel over here at the I've Had It podcast studios. I mean, no question about it. All right. Who's next?
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Oh, munch, munch. Is that some sort of lesbian jargon? No, I think it's beaver.
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Yeah. And Kiki, I like that for you. Yeah. Kiki's good. Kiki's good. There's a whole Drake song. Kiki, do you love me? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you have a song. Even though I'm team Kendrick Lamar. I was going to say, you're... the biggest Kendrick Lamar fan I've ever known. I'm team Kendrick Lamar. I mean, there's just no question about it.
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I mean, him wearing those little Celine britches, looking straight in the camera, telling Drake to go fuck himself is just some of the best. That's what I needed in that exact moment. I wish he'd make another diss track.
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Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots. Okay. I mean, it's so good. You just got it nailed down. And I also see people in the comment section saying, I'm a Blacktriot, which I love that. Oh, that's great. Welcome. That is such a good addition. And I think in Trump's America, this top DEI podcast,
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They're going to get it. But it has to be real. It has to be authentic.
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I think she's too generous. I do too. I do not think that they can get better at their jobs. I don't think it's possible because I think if you look at what the point of their job is, which is to propagandize the public and dismantle democracy, they're really quite good at that. Right.
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How much do you love that? I love all of the transposing of everybody's names. I mean, because if somebody is new to this podcast, they'd be like, who's Kelly? Who's Jessica? What's the beaver? Yeah. It's just the evolution of all of the names, you know, from Kathy, now Kelly. Sometimes I call her Katarina. It's good. All of your nicknames. Yeah.
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Olivia was the creator of that visual. Okay, I have some news that I'd like to share with the class today. In Japan, you can hire someone to apologize for you. In Japan, where apologizing is deeply ingrained in the culture, professional apology services exist to help individuals express regret.
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And what I have to say about this is I'm very disappointed because part of apologizing is cathartic, is feeling the fuck up, tucking your tail between your legs. and purging your wrongs as a means to then evolve as an individual. And I think hiring someone to apologize for you is skirting.
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That's just how it works. All right, next up we have a study shows it's almost two times cheaper to have a son than to have a daughter. A study suggests that raising a son is nearly twice as cheap as raising a daughter, largely due to differences in spending on clothing, personal care, and in extracurricular activities.
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And as the mother of two boys, I can say I think this is 100% true because my boys don't really ask me for that much.
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Wow. And I do think there is a deeper thing here that it is more expensive to be a woman. I agree. And we have a lot more emphasis put on our outfits, more emphasis put on our skincare, hair, shoes, clothes, makeup, et cetera, because our appearances are picked. from the minute we wake up to the minute we go to bed. And even, like you told me, your daughter's criticizing your appearance.
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Even within women, we're very cruel to one another about each other's appearances. And I think that as women, we need to do better about that. No, I agree. Completely agree. Okay. Last news story is the honeymoon phase of a relationship usually lasts between six months to two years. This period is fueled by dopamine and oxytocin, the brain's feel good chemicals, which create a sense of euphoria.
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and deep attraction. Partners often overlook flaws, conflicts feel minor, and spending time together feels effortless and exciting. And, you know, I remember back in those days that when you're the best version of yourself and you're dating the best version of that person, you're dating each other's representatives. And I think two years is generous there. But I also wonder, like, how...
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Trumpism has lasted 10 years. I mean, they seem like they're still in the honeymoon phase. I've never seen like the way they love him and his mental acuity seems to be on great decline. The rambling speeches are not as entertaining as they once used to be. I used to be able to kind of laugh at stupid shit he says. Now I'm just like, God, he's such a fucking idiot. And they just love him so hard.
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I think that's generous. All right. Listen, we have a very exciting guest today. His name is Cameron Kasky, and he is the host of the Bulwarks For You pod. Let's welcome Cameron to I've Had It. This episode of I've Had It is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. Every time I use Booking.com, I find a place to stay in the US. I know they'll have exactly what I'm looking for.
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Let's welcome the host of the Bulwarks For You pod, Cameron Kasky. Cameron, how are you today?
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I think people lack self-awareness. I was involved in a conversation the other day and I kept giving closing statements to this woman. Great to see you. Right. And then she would take a step closer in and ask me a brand new question. This is somebody I don't really know. It's like at the pickleball courts like, oh, hey, we always play at the same time. Right.
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Well, before we dive, I mean, just deep into some cathartic Trump bashing, we do like to tend to petty grievances and ask our guests what they've had it with. So, Cameron, what have you had it with that is non-Trump related?
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My favorite show on the planet. I have a framed picture of Larry David on my work desk and not of my children. I mean like, I cannot tell you that this means that we're immediately connected, bonded for life.
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You know what? I think we need to be nitpickers. I think we need to start regulating this shit. And I used to think, no, let's not. But we just covered a story that apparently Gen Z is upset about the thumbs up emoji and they consider it to be passive aggressive. And I'm like, you know what, little titty babies, here's the deal. You need to learn how to be passive aggressive.
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It's a tool in your toolbox that you can roll out when you want to be petty and you want to be passive aggressive. It is a fantastic thing to do to people when you just kind of want to fuck with them. And that's okay to want to fuck with people a little bit.
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It's not like we, Gen Z, I think they think everything has to be perfect all the time and everything has to be cupcakes and rainbows and unicorns and These power moms have enabled it. And I blame the moms more than Gen Z. But I do think Gen Z needs us to nitpick them a little bit. I think it would be beneficial.
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See, and I think it's a great tool to have in our toolbox. I just, I don't think we need to be upset about that because sometimes I'm worthy. My behavior is worthy of a passive aggressive. Fuck you.
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And it should take a step in and then ask me an even more personal question. I would take a step back, answer the question in as few words as I could possibly pick, and then use another closing statement. Again, it's just so good to see you. And I would start to, you know, guide my body language in a different way. And another step in, another attack.
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Just say it. Yeah, I agree. You know, I was just writing somebody a text the other day, kind of a confrontational text. And then I decided, you know what? I'm not going to send this. I'm not going to send this text. And I just went back, spaced it up. And then I was able to walk away with that with a sociopathic feeling like it's none of your business what I was going to say.
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You're never going to know. And I hope that that occupies space in your brain forever.
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OK, let's move on to Gen Z and their relationship with MAGA. Just this week on our other podcast, I Have News, we shared some polling that during the election, Gen Z was plus five for Trump. And now he's lost. I think it's like the mid 20s. He's minus 20. 20-something with Gen Z, so completely underwater. But let's go back to pre-Trump 2.0.
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During the election, you've got this woman who... I have Gen Z kids, and I'm always so happy when I hear them talk about their gay friends or queer friends or trans friends or friends of color. and how protective and accepting they are of these groups. And so I was really shocked to see that it's plus five before the election for Trump with Gen Z. That really, really surprised me.
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So I'm wondering what kind of insight you had.
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And it's just, I think I've gotten to the place where I don't like personal space invaders or conversations. Yeah.
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That pissed me off right there. I was all chips in Brat, Kamala, the whole nine. And then when this is what pisses me off about Democrats, what Liz Cheney did is not that remarkable. She saw an authoritarian that's a liar and she called it out as such. That is what should be the bar for everybody. But Democrats are so like, oh my God, Liz Cheney loves us.
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What Liz Cheney did to participate in the manifestation of MAGA is she went around and voted with him 90% of the time. She stood in front of cameras and said, babies are killed after they're born in post-birth abortions, which is a lie, which feeds these crazy, depraved, crazy Christians in America. And then She's able to deduce this guy is dangerous. This guy is bad and speak out about it.
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Exactly. Just the whole – it's the whole human race now on a case-by-case basis. Well, mine's adjacent to yours. And what we're talking about are basically boundaries. A personal space invader is a boundary violator. And I have to bring this up again. Pumps and I were talking about it before we came on air. And she said you have to talk about it again.
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And then we have to trot around with her. And I'm just like, this is the biggest exercise in futility. We live in Oklahoma. We live in a red state. These fuckers are never going to vote for you ever. So quit trying to court them. They're never going to vote for you. I told Pumps, we were sitting here, I said, I can't believe she's trotting around with Liz Cheney.
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That's when, of course, I voted for her. And I think I love Kamala Harris. I miss her being on the campaign trail. I miss the things that she said. I have nostalgia thinking back about it. But that, to me, is a grave error when the Democrats... say, oh, we're going to run to the center. We're going to run to the center. I think it's completely wrong.
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I think we need to swing total left and fight for everybody, especially juxtaposing equality for all against the billionaires or the only people that want the power. And I just think it's a huge messaging problem for Democrats to always try to find these elusive Republicans that like us.
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As a working mom, and I'm talking about being a working dog mom, sometimes making it to the pet store to get my little darlings, all of the things that make their lives complete is just, I run out of time during the day.
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For our longtime listeners, you're going to know this grievance of mine. But it's been reignited. And I'm even more angry now. Or is it angrier? I'm even angrier. Angrier. I'm even angrier now than I have been about it in the past. So this building that we're in right now, I have my interior design studio downstairs, the podcast studio upstairs. This is not a retail space.
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I would push back a little bit on you and say that we lost the culture wars because I'm old enough to remember when George W. Bush was running against John Kerry. Karl Rove rolled out the gay marriage amendment on ballots. And, you know, just 10 years later, we had gay marriage legalized all over the country. in a Supreme Court ruling.
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And what I think Democrats should have done, here's at the end of the day, the people that talk about trans people the most are not liberals. They're weird MAGA people that are completely consumed with trans people and gay people and gay sex. And I think we should have put the mirror on them and said, Why are y'all always talking about kids' genitals? It's fucking weird.
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Why are you guys always talking about gay people having sex? It's really fucking weird. Why don't y'all worry about your own sex lives? And we never push back. And I think that Democrats just need to take the gloves off, grow some fangs and some claws, and just start bullying the fuck out of MAGA. I think we need to—one— one political cycle run on just kind of being dicks and see what happens.
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But dicks that always vote for everybody to have rights, but dicks to these fascists and to these people that don't support equality. And I just, I'm just so sick of the Democrats always having to be on the high road and not calling them out and defending, well, there's only less than 1% of the population of trans people instead of like, you're a fucking weirdo.
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Why are you so obsessed with trans people? What's going on there? And then, I mean, I think they would just get flustered. And it's just, I don't know. It's just hard living in Trump's America. It drives me crazy.
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It is an office space, a private office space. I don't sell riffraffs or knickknacks. You can't just walk in here on your own. You can't do it. So when I first bought the building, I didn't have any signage on the door directly, only like up on the side of the building. People would walk in and go, I'm looking for the spa. I'm looking for the Botox place. I'm looking for my lawyer.
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Okay. I want to move on to our game. Had it or hit it. Oh my God. Welcome to had it or hit it. I would hit it. Had it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day. Had it or hit it, TikTok trends.
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Okay. Last one. Had it or hit it. Katy Perry going to outer space.
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I think the rocket thing is Freudian. You know, I do. I do. I think Freud was right about a lot of this stuff. You don't see women. There's a lot of billionaire women. You don't see them trying to build a rocket ship that shaped like a penis and blast off. They own the Atlantic or Melinda Gates has a foundation. They are fighting for democracy.
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Even Christy Walton of Walmart takes out a full page ad in the New York Times to try to fight for democracy. You don't see women building penis ships. You just don't see it.
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Billionaires for good. Yeah. I mean, I just think we need to give them all trophies and say like a big penis trophy. Congratulations. You crushed capitalism. You did such a good job. Now we're going to let you keep $3 billion. You're never going to spend it all. We're going to take the rest and try to do something positive with it.
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But of course, that would never happen because in America, people value money over human beings.
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Okay. It has been so fun having you on. And listener, you can go find Cameron at the Bulwarks For You pod. Thank you so much, Cameron, for coming on and sharing your grievances. And I love that we both share a love for Larry David that will unite us to death.
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No, he's very, very smart. Very well-spoken. All the self-aware. Very. I just, I think he's doing good things. That makes me have hope in Gen Z. But I think I had a really weird lens of Gen Z because my boys are so open-minded. I didn't realize how... fucked up Gen Z boys had become. And so I'm happy to see kids like Cameron that are helping ride the ship with that generation.
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I'm looking for my stockbroker. And so we were just guiding people. You were a tourist guide. Yeah. So I'd had it with that. So I call the sign people and I'm like, can you please put up Jennifer Welch Interior Design on the door so that when people get to the door, they see that it's my business in case they miss the large sign on the building. They put that up.
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Very much. Okay. Everybody, please subscribe to our show. Leave us a comment, buy our merch, and we'll see you all. Pumps tell them. We will see you next Tuesday and Thursday. I'm at it with that. Listen up, patriots, gaitriots, and natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News.
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Absolutely zero movement in the ambush attacks on this space. So then I escalate and I have a printed sign from a computer. And the aesthetics of this really bother me, but I'm desperate, right? So it says stop in bold and cap locks with exclamation points in red font. I was just going to say, it's important to remember this is bright red font.
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And these letters that say stop, you guys, are four inches. One S is four inches long. Stop. Stop. Do not enter. This is Jennifer Welch Designs, open by appointment only. And then at the end, it says stop again with more exclamation points. So after instituting this two-pronged attack on the door, protection, these boundaries, I still get stragglers. Oh, I'm looking for the spa.
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I have a facial today. And I get so triggered when somebody walks in the door because in my mind, I'm like, you see that it says Jennifer Welch Designs. You see a sign that says stop. You see a sign that tells you the name of the business. Do not enter. And then to stop again. And just 48 hours ago, we're up here. And I hear some idle chitchat downstairs.
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Somebody comes barreling through the door as loud as all get out that has arrived at Jennifer Welch Designs slash I've had it podcast recording studios for their Botox. She's screaming at the top of her lungs. I'm looking for the Botox Botox clinic.
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And I'm sitting up here and I am just getting madder and madder and madder because I'm going through just the sense of entitlement and that this woman thinks the rules don't apply to her, that she can just enter regardless of it saying stop. She knows she doesn't have an interior design appointment. She knows she's not a guest on the podcast.
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Why the fuck did she open the door and come in here and then act like we're the assholes when we're not the Botox spa? Yeah. And I'm telling you guys, the stupidity of people that think the entire world is designed for them, for everybody in it to assist them, that they can't self-troubleshoot. It's staggering. And it all starts at that door to my office. And it makes me so goddamn mad.
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I've called a... a tech person and i'm going to get a lock installed on that door with a camera and a buzzer system and fob locks i'm going to put an end to it once and for all because i do not want this riffraff coming in here for their botox or for their facial or to meet with their goddamn lawyer
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mosey and ann asking us questions that we don't want to answer that they could have answered themselves if they would have read the fucking sign before they walked in the door i have had it with this and so i am i'm telling you i'm going to put a kryptonite style lock on that door okay so i have to set the scene for y'all
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Let's think about the psychology of this, though. This is what I think about. Okay. Okay. The sign says that it's not a Botox spa, that it's not a lawyer's office, that it's not a spa that you can get a facial in, that it's not your stockbroker's office, right? It says, Jennifer Welch Interior Design. That's not enough for these fuckers. So then I have to print a very un-aesthetic sign.
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Goes against everything. Tape it to the door and use large, red, tacky font with exclamation points in bold print. This person sees both of those things because I have the printed sign at eye level. Right. Which part of my interior design training is to do that. Hang stuff at eye level. So I have that thing hung at eye level. And despite both of these warning signs...
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The entitlement to still waltz in and scream at the top of your lungs when it says by appointment only. And it's not just her. It's been a parade of people. And I'm going to go on the permanent record and state the following. I'm 100% sure they're all MAGA. 100%. I'm sure that they host gender reveal parties. Yes. I'm sure that they're very active on Facebook. Of course.
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We are going to stand triple, quadruple to infinity with all of these marginalized people, minorities that this administration seeks to minimize and ridicule and be dismissive of.
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And there's no question, had I gone downstairs to see this person with my own eyes, she would have had a Stanley Cup in her hand. And probably one of those Stanley Cups with a little snack attachment on it. for a bunch of just shit on there. Like a Stanley Cup purse.
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And here's the thing, like this might not seem like that big of a deal and everybody's like, oh my God, I can't believe y'all are talking about this petty stuff when democracy's on fire. And we can walk and chew gum at the same time. We can bitch about Trump as we do on our other podcast three times a day.
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But I think that this Trumpism has exacerbated my frustration with people who cannot read and understand basic facts. I think that her inability to deduce that this wasn't the Botox spa is right in line with MAGA thinking.
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So she walks in here. She doesn't give a shit. She immediately denied the fact. It said, stop. Do not enter. Jennifer Walsh Designs, by appointment only. Fact, fact, fact, fact. Disregards all the facts and waltzes right on in here for us to inject her with Botox.
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I mean, failure to acknowledge boundaries, failure to acknowledge facts, failure to read, failure to comprehend what you're reading. Failure to follow instructions, failure to follow rules, failure to be a decent person, failure to be an adult, an absolute abject fucking failure. These fucking people are. I wish I had a list of every single one of them.
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You guys, one time we were on the Today Show and in the elevator at 30 Rock, they have pictures of people that are not allowed in the building. Do you remember that? So it's like this person's a psycho and he's stalking a person that works in the building. And there's like 10 pictures. I think what I'm going to do now.
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until I get the lock installed is I'm going to Kylie, Seth, Adriana, you or me, whoever comes in, I'm going to say, hang on one second before I answer your question, get a photograph of them. And then we'll start posting their pictures because if I'm going to not have any aesthetic on the front door, it's just going to look like a goddamn flea market. Let's just go all chips in.
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So I'll take her picture. What's your name? Jane Doe. And I'll print it up and I'll put this moron can't read. Therefore, she's not allowed to come in this building. And I'll just start publicly shaming them. How about people that are not smart enough to enter this building? Exactly. Yeah. Are too entitled to enter the building.
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I just would never in 10 trillion years enter into a space that said, stop, do not enter.
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It's right by the door. And then the stop. It says stop. Bright red. Right where your hand, it's in the sight line where your hand goes and grabs the handle to the door. Right. It's an impossibility that you don't see the word stop, do not enter. Right. By design. So the people that have entered here are the dumbest motherfuckers this city has to offer. And that, my friends, is a low bar.
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That's true. That's a good point. None of it. Well, Seth is one of our producers.
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I'm kind of excited about it. Whatever is the most aggressive form of security I can have for that door is what I'm ordering. Okay, good. fingerprint, iris, something. I don't know what it is, but I can't take it anymore. I can't.
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And the dogs used to come up here and then the dogs would go bananas, you know, and then I got in a fight with that one lady that one time and it just, it brings out the worst in me. But it brings out, I get so tickled. I know. I mean, it makes me laugh so hard. I know. I'm here to entertain. That's right. You're here for my pleasure. Okay. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer.
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I'm Angie, HBIC, Head Beaver in Charge. America's Top DEI Podcast coming at you right now. Do not come to our building. Do not come here. Do not sit with us. Do not come to this building. Kylie. Hi. Hi. What do you have today?
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I want to say this about white males, because whenever we beat up on them, I see in the comment section, there's a lot of white men. That's true. That watch our podcast or listen to our podcast that fight the good fight and have always fought the good fight and are feminists. Their masculinity isn't threatened by a drag queen. Their masculinity isn't threatened by
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Yes. This is why I'm so irritated because when I'm downstairs and they come in, I go to the door and I say, it's around the corner. This is an interior design studio. We're open by appointment. And then they are mad at me. And they're like, well, where is it around the corner? And I'm like, you just walk around the corner. It's not this building. Well, what do you mean?
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Is it like right behind you? And they are argumentative and act like you're the asshole. People that violate that type of boundary that's put on a door that come in, they're provocateurs. They are. These are January Sixers. This is my January 6th. Right here. Yeah. They're coming in. They're invading. And like Kylie said, thank God I wasn't down there because I, oh, it would have been over.
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I mean, you. Because I think if she would have been mad at me, how am I the fucking asshole when you didn't read the sign and you come in here and you think we're supposed to stop our work to escort you to your Botox appointment? You entitled twat. That's what I would say to her. Do you know how happy that would have made me?
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Yeah, I'll let you do it like Instagram Live if it happens before the lot comes.
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So they're the only ones with school and district details and reviews from multiple sources, including Niche. It may be homes.com's super comprehensive and transparent agent directory, or maybe it's that homes.com is the only site that always directly connects you with the listing agent who knows the home best.
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Go to homes.com today for home shopping the way it should be. Homes.com. We've done your homework. Okay, who's next, Kylie?
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Yep. This is something I've been privy to for a very long time because I've always had a lot of gay male friends. And I remember when the apps first came out. I was over at my friend Scotty's house and our friend Harris was there and they were talking about the apps and I was like, let me see. I want to see what's on them. And they're like, yeah, this guy's married to a woman, has kids.
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And then we'd go and then cross reference to their Facebook page. And it's the bio would be like, I love my wife, my kids and Jesus. Yeah. And then he's on Grindr. And it's just like, oh, my God. It's really, really – there's a lot of these DL men. And I think it's just so – I just think it's so –
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A part of all of the anti LGBTQ backlash is that there is a lot of bi curious or just flat out closet case in the MAGA movement as evidenced by a lot of stuff that we've seen.
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And I think they're so jealous of gay men that can just have shame-free sex. Right.
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They're so liberated. You know, gay men are so liberated sexually and live these very, you know, sexually fulfilling lives. And they've done the work. They've come out of the closet, which is the bravest thing you can do. Out of the closet gay man is a million times braver and more masculine than any of these MAGA men.
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Because coming out of the closet, especially in a red state where we live, it is judgment. It is lots of talks behind the back. It, you know, diabolical Christians telling you you're going to go to hell. Institutions that are set up to really demean their way of life. And also the gaslighting and saying it's a choice.
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Okay. I have some news stories that I think are going to be rather interesting. Frida, a popular baby brand, is releasing a breast milk flavored ice cream. It's made to taste sweet, nutty, and slightly salty and includes nutrients found in real breast milk like vitamins, healthy fats, and calcium. The ice cream will be available in nine months. Callie, is that real?
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Like, I feel like MAGA is so regressive. Like, do I really have to sit down and say, this is why I think dictatorships are bad and get out history books? Are we there? Do I have to say it's not? Communities are not good when we don't promote women as equals and then show all the evidence.
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Yeah. I just here's my thing about the breast feeders. It's been happening for a really long time. There was this movement back when we were having kids where all of a sudden they acted like it was this newly discovered way to feed a human. And in fact, it wasn't newly discovered, it's the original way to feed a human.
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And it just sometimes you can find on social media or places where somebody's entire identity is breastfeeding. Yes. And I think it's fucking weird as shit. I think it's weird too. I don't think breastfeeding is weird. I think making breastfeeding your identity, bullying other people to breastfeed and overtly bragging about breastfeeding is is weird as shit.
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I mean, if you think about it, it's a bodily function. It would be like bragging all the time about taking a solid shit. It's really not that remarkable.
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Oh, there's it's, it's ubiquitous. And it's like, why, why do you care? Why do you care? Take care of your own baby, right? Be in charge of you. I'll be in charge of me. Okay, next up we have people who spend money on experiences rather than material possessions tend to be happier. And so here's what I have to say about this. For sure when I go on trips, I'm happy. Like that is a great investment.
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That makes me really happy. But I have to add, when I'm on the trip, I kind of like buying material things. Yeah. And both of those things kind of go hand in hand for me.
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All right. Next up, we have 86% of Gen Z suffers from menu anxiety when dining in restaurants, with many too scared to order their own meals. Is that implying that somebody else is ordering their meals for them? Well, of course they are. They're mothers.
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This does not surprise me one bit because I have a senior in high school right now. And the conversations we're in, I have to say to the other parent, Romans 18, I'm going to let him figure that out. Like what time to get somewhere, what time to leave a place. where to take the money, I simply am shocked at the amount of adults that are phoning me about a Roman problem.
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And so it doesn't surprise me one bit that the same set of women are probably sitting around Ordering their kids' foods. And then it further doesn't surprise me one bit that there is a crisis with young boys because they have been told and coddled on nonstop by their mothers. And the best thing we can do for our boys and girls is to teach autonomy.
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And it just seems like the burden of this always falls on the left to go sit down with the dipshits and have regressive conversations. And I think we all have to draw boundaries and say, we're not talking to stupid. And you can hear them all say, oh, look, you're talking down to them. And I would say, you're goddamn right we are. I'm not going to have regressive conversations wherein
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No, I think it's a huge problem. I think the expectation of children and the activities they're signed up for has increased. For sure. I think the parents' role – in the kids has increased. And I think some of the increase is good. I think dads being more involved in their children's lives is a positive thing. But with anything, I think sometimes it goes too far.
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And I think we've forgotten to prepare these kids for adulthood. And I think that is the biggest problem. And I think so many parents, they think, I don't want my kid to feel discomfort. And they just jump in front of their kids so that they don't feel it when actually the best thing for that kid, as painful as it is as a parent, is that the kid has to learn how to manage discomfort. Right.
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Because that's pretty much all adulthood is. That's it. It's all it is. Managing discomfort. Okay, Kylie. We have voice memos today.
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I'll tell you what exactly what's wrong with this person. Kylie, put the put the bio back up. Love God. Love God. Love people. The rest takes care of itself. If you seek first his kingdom. OK, here's the issue with this guy. 100% goes to a megachurch. 100% the megachurch pastor teaches the prosperity gospel.
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I have to explain why democracy is preferable to autocracy. It's insane. And like you have to explain to somebody, the countries with the best economies statistically and throughout history have the best governments. The best governments are typically democracies. It's just insane the burden that gets put on the left. Meanwhile, the right, it's like –
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And he probably cash apps and Venmo's his megachurch pastor after a light little swim in the dunk tank. All right. And then he starts getting this idea, I'm going to do it too. And somebody else at the church is doing it. And they're like, oh my God, the power of prayer in God. Like, I put it on Facebook to give me $5. And then it's a pyramid scheme. Right. It's a Ponzi scheme.
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The whole lot of them. Yes. The whole lot had it. All right. Who's next?
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Here's the thing about MAGA. They think the rules that apply to everybody else don't apply to them. They bathe in hypocrisy. They bask in double standards. And they can call all of these ugly names to everybody. And if you look at them and say, you're a racist and you're a dumbass, oh... What are you, a virtue signaler? And it's just like, number one, I don't even engage with these people.
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Step one, remove all from your life. I mean, that's like the best thing you can do. Because this is, for me, this is different than like when Mitt Romney was running against Obama. This is a completely different beast for me. And I think people that are in MAGA and MAGA politicians need to be called out and drilled and made fun of for their idiocy, for their moral duplicity.
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And I think we should do it with impunity. These are the people in which history is not going to be kind to. These are the people that have voted for a man that's dismantling democracy, that likes to pick on gay people and trans people for sports because it makes these broken Christians feel better somehow to pick on people or to be racist. It makes them feel superior in some way.
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And I think we got to start calling it out. And I'm going to tell you one thing I've just really had it with. When you look at black women, 90 something percent all voted one way. White women. Nope. And I've had it with these white women that are just enablers to this patriarchal system. But then they act like they're cool boss bitches when they're peddling their multi-level marketing shit.
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They do all of this shit, lie, make shit up with impunity. And the double standard of that drives me crazy. And I will not, I don't want to sit down with dipshits and have aggressive conversations.
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I'm a boss bitch and you know, and it's just fuck off. If you, you know, if you're not going to vote for women, then stay at home and be a trad wife. Otherwise sit down and shut the fuck up and let the real boss bitches take over. It really pisses me off. White women, not all, cause there's some that have really fought a good fight, but there is a group and they are everywhere in Oklahoma city.
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Everywhere, everywhere. And it is just a gross double standard where they know what crowd they're in. They know when to act like they're open-minded and they know when they're in their Bible study. It's their safe place to be more hateful about minorities and pro-Trump.
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I really can't. I can't. I'll tell you what I will never understand is how people can have a child that's a member of the LGBTQ plus community. and look at Donald Trump and see that he tried to give a microphone a blow job and all of the hateful, horrible shit he says, and then go vote against your child.
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That is a level of cold black heartedness that I cannot relate to, that is sociopathic, it is diabolical, it is breathtakingly selfish, because at the end of the day, you're sending a message to your child My love for you is conditional. That's what that vote says. My love for you is conditional. It's not unconditional. Well, and also I think they justify it because of the economics.
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Which is even more disgusting. Money over people, which that's a whole thing. It's even more... That's even worse to say I value money more than I do you. But that's... I've heard that before is what I'm saying. Yeah. I think it's really... I think that it's really disgusting. And Trump has exposed a lot of these people and they can't run from it anymore, especially the triple Trumpers.
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And it is... I just think triple Trumpers, fuck all of them. Fuck all the way off. If you voted for that motherfucker three times and you never thought Something's not right with him. There's no help. There is no help in bullshit on the economy stuff at that point. Right. Bullshit.
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Because most of these people, if they voted for him three times, know enough to know that he is bad at business and that Republicans always wreck the economy every single time. And if I hear one more white Republican say I'm fiscally conservative. I'm going to take this computer and just bash people over the head with it because I cannot take it anymore.
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This reminds me of when Princess had her back surgery. Princess had her back surgery and the ex-husband sent a 95 contact deep message. Princess just got out of surgery. God works miracles.
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Yeah. Okay. Here's what I've decided. I used to say that I wanted the Facebook doctors in tents in the hospital parking lot. I would like to permanently change the permanent record on that. I'm going to relocate to a new venue. That's one of my favorites. So let's see. New venue. Okay. Mega church parking lots. You can't even go to the hospital grounds.
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If you're going to cherry pick science and you're going to look at somebody like her who worked hard because of her studies and then helped her patient. And they did all of this time together. And then at the end, very dismissive, dismissively say, God works miracles after she spent all of these weeks and hours doing it. You don't get to have that therapy.
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You need to go to the mega church Facebook hospital because these mega churches, this is where a lot of this anti-vax stuff is going around is in these mega churches too. And I recently was at a,
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at a basketball game and this woman said to me that she was allergic to her cats and I was like was there anything that can be done it was like a late in life developed allergy and she goes well no because I don't believe in any form of vaccine or shot so he said there's nothing he can do to me and I just thought you know Five years ago, she would have believed in that. Right.
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And now we're not believing in that. But if there's a cancer that this person gets, she's going to want to go to an oncologist. Right. And she's going to want to say, do whatever you can do if this is a curable cancer. And so I think everybody's entitled to health care. But I think if you're going to cherry pick when you want it, the megachurch needs to host the Facebook doctors. Right.
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Oh, I was going to tell you. So I'll just tell you on the podcast. I was on Instagram or something last night and it had, it was Time Magazine or something, had like the West Wing floor plan. Okay. And so it had like, you know, like a, you know, Oval Office, Oval Office dining room and had everybody's offices on the first floor.
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And on the second floor is that Paula White, the White House faith advisor.
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Is the tongue talker. For a thousand dollars, you can get blessings. Yes, the grifter and the tongue talker is on the second floor of the Oval Office. And I just thought, and when you look at all of the people there, it's like it's a crusty white people parade. And every time I see Trump on TV, you always just look behind. It's like these crusty old white people. Right.
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You know, you just know the minute you see them, like if you were to walk into a party and those people were there, you'd be like, oh, fuck, I'm only staying here like two minutes and we're out the door. Immediately. Immediately. You Kegel, you know, just it's an immediate like your body just like I don't want to be around these crusty white people.
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But think about the person who invites them. We always have to go back to that. This is a fat ass that puts on orange makeup every single day, swoops his hair in a little loop-de-doo to cover up his bad implants or whatever it is up there. Failed. Bad implants. Failed, yeah, hair implants. And we saw that picture the other day where he had his britches hiked up to his tits.
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Here's something I kind of noticed. So when he was going through his felony trial, he got thin, like the stress was wearing on him. There was a marked weight loss because you and I talked about it and we pulled up images and we did a thorough investigation into the matter. I've noticed now that he's back in the oval that he's put on a few more pounds.
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I think he's McDonald's-ing it a little bit more. You can tell he's not as stressed anymore. Right. I think he's gained. So I do think some Ozempic might be good.
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I think he does. I think he thinks he's like super attractive. And I'm just going to say this back to the white women. I think you see like all those Mar-a-Lago women and you see in the background when they're like the Instagram stories at Mar-a-Lago. I think they'd all fuck him. I do. You do? I do.
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I think there is a lot of women down at Mar-a-Lago that just think he is the greatest thing on the planet and would fuck him. I do. Even with that smell? Yes, I do. They voted. They triple trumped it. I'm telling you, these are people that are like worship wealth, wealthy people in capitalism.
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that type of white person just like worships it where they throw away all principle, all morals, all character, all decency and excuse all of the terrible things the person does simply because they're wealthy and they're attracted to that. And I think that whole Mar-a-Lago thing is just like this idol worship of this completely broken man. And I just want to tell you, I really want like A moment.
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I wish there were like hidden cameras places because I do think there's something kind of joyful in seeing them go, oh, fuck. I really fucked up. I know that's fucked up about me. I don't know what that says about me, but there's a part of me where I'm like, I hate that this brings this out of me because I'll vote for you. I'll vote for your right to have social security.
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I'll vote for your right for your gay kid to not be shamed and to have equal rights. If your daughter falls in love with your white blonde daughter falls in love with a gorgeous black man, I'm going to fight for their right to have a mixed race marriage until the day I die. But I want desperately to see a little bit of and I told you so situation with some of these people. No, I agree.
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And I know that's fucked up about me. I know. It's a bad one. Listener, do you guys feel that? Comment below if you do. I think, is that all we have for today? I think that's it today. Is that the end? Kylie, so nobody, nobody is wearing a MAGA hat. Nobody is wearing a MAGA hat. No, I just don't think I could do it. I don't think I could do it either.
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homophobia, it can't be bought, it can't be purchased, or you're not. To me, if you would wear it for a 24-hour period, it's no different than these women and men, these country club Republican people that know better, that vote that way for their tax break. And so that's why I don't think any of us can do it. It's just so, like you said, it's like a KKK hat. Hood. Hood. No, it is.
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I think it's going to be really hard for people. And I think that the burden should be on the citizen to go find the facts. And, you know, people that watch Fox News aren't super proud of it. At least the people that I know, they kind of deny it. But you can always tell when they watch it because they immediately spout Fox News talking points.
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That's what I think it is. And I just want to point out something very, that the KKK and MAGA have in common. Evangelical Christians. Mic drop. Make up both. In large majorities. Large majorities. Mega churchers, which is where the new Facebook hospitals are going to be.
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You know why they want to do away with higher education? It's not that it's indoctrination. It's deprogramming. Well, and it prevents indoctrination. Because... No, you're indoctrinated as a child. Your religion isn't a choice. It's a default. No, I know. But so then you get to higher ed and you get deprogramming. Right. It deprograms you, which is the opposite of indoctrination.
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That's it. That's, that's. Caw-caw. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.
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Like if Bernie Sanders comes up, they'll say, oh, he has a vacation home. And that's a Fox News talking point. Or back when Kamala was first announced, the first talking point was, oh, she cackles and speaks in word salad. And that's a Fox News talking point. And you can always tell. But then if you ask them, oh, do you watch Fox? Oh, no, no. I watch CNN. I'm like, motherfucker.
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you no more watch CNN, which equally has its own set of problems. But it's not as bad a propaganda as Fox. But I think the burden should be on people to vet their news. And it's like, we've lowered the bar so low for these people. And I feel like there is a we enable them. Yeah, we're going to come talk to you. We're going to come try to get you to come our way.
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who do you think is picking up your trash after you why do you think you're so special you don't have to pick up your own trash it grosses me out really it's a huge turn off for me movie theaters are another place where it's really bad yeah so I mean when I go to the movies with Josh and the boys we'll all stand up and I look down and I'm like everybody grab your stuff and there always has to be a leader and the trash and you're very good about that
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And I think we just need to keep moving along for along with progress. And I simply say to people, I believe in human rights and democracy. And most of the time the Fox viewer goes, oh, well, I do too. And I'm like, well, your vote would tell me otherwise. If you voted for Trump, you don't believe in human rights or democracy.
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He said that he was going to be a dictator and you would never have to vote again. He said that. So that's antithetical to democratic ideals. And so I just I think we have to quit enabling these people, coddling these people, trying to go their way. They voted for this. They're going to suffer the consequences of it.
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We're going to keep voting on your behalf because that's the kind of people we are. But on a case by case basis, I don't have a whole lot of empathy for you. And I'm going to go a little bit further. A part of me is kind of excited. That some of these country club Republicans that I know are looking at their 401ks right now going, motherfucker. Because you know what?
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They deserve to feel that pain. The country club Republicans, the white Republicans that you and I know who try to make it okay to vote for Trump.
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Do you get a little joy on the inside thinking about it? Part of me kind of does. Yeah, I do too. Now, the rural people who have, the whole system has disappointed them. Their hourly wage has disappointed them. You know, I have more empathy for them. Yes. But for the educated people, voter that knows better, that did it anyway, because they wanted to save a few thousand dollars in taxes.
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That's the person when they see their 401k where I just want to be like, how's that going for you? Yeah. Aren't you happy you voted for Trump?
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What made you think he would be so good for the economy? I mean, he's filed bankruptcy. How many is it? Seven times? And casinos were part of that.
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I love how you didn't even miss a beat with the intro. I'm Angie, HBIC, the head beaver in charge. Head beaver in charge. Okay. I have a question I have to ask you before we go to Kylie.
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This is something I've been thinking about. How much money would it take for you to do the following? Okay. You start in LA at your hotel and you have to wear a MAGA hat all day during what I'm about to tell you. You have to wear a MAGA hat. You cannot say, I'm getting paid to do this.
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You have to smile at people and act like it's totally normal and that you're wearing a hat that says like, okay, see thunder on it. Like it's just normal. It's your team and you're wearing your team's hat. So you would have to go in an Uber and then go through LAX. Yeah. And then you'd have to stop in Denver, switch planes, and you're going to be seated like second row of each flight.
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So front and center. And then you're going to fly to Atlanta, and then you're going to fly to Chicago, and then you're going to end at like JFK or LaGuardia. I'm talking four flights, MAGA hat the entire time. You cannot, under any circumstances – So I'm getting paid for this. I hate him. I think he's a dick. And further, if somebody says, what the fuck's going on with your MAGA hat? Fuck you.
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You have to be like, what are you talking about? He's great. He's the best president ever. Yeah. How much? Okay. Is this over a course of like a couple of days? No, it's one day. It's you're starting at like five, 6am. You're doing two, two stops ending in New York coast to coast, baby. MAGA. MAGA hat. It's going to have the 45, 47 on it with the flag. I mean, it's the full-blown red MAGA hat.
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I'm always picking that. You're very good about like when there's trash. You always do a big sweep. Like if we're all in a car together or on a plane, you always are like, I'm doing a trash run.
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I really don't. You know what? Josh asked me this question like a couple weekends ago. And I was sitting there trying to come up with a number. And I just thought, I just don't know that I could do it. I don't think... that I could wear that, considering I think it's a modern-day swastika or a modern-day Klan's hood, KKK style hood.
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I don't think there is a bank account deep enough that I could do that for a full day and then ever feel good about that money because I would always know that was blood money and it was bullshit and I wasn't principled. And I think this moment requires... unrelenting conviction and principle. Agreed.
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I think they're doing it provocatively. You and I were in L.A. with Austin's show, remember? And there was a gal that just parades right in. young with a MAGA hat on and you and Austin come out from ordering to the table. And she, I think she's doing, I think she did it provocatively. She's in West Hollywood, gay district, gay as fuck. I think she did it to be a cunt.
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Well, and what was so funny about it is she solicited us to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom, remember? Well, as soon as I saw her with her hat on, this was during the election, I put on my Harris Walls camo hat. Yeah, you did. You did do that.
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So I don't know if she was just being provocative. No, I think she's MAGA, but I think there are MAGA people that are provocative about MAGA. And then there's people that are embarrassed. Right. That know better. So, I mean, there's no question she's MAGA. Okay, Kylie, what about you?
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I think it's, I'm telling you guys, I think the MAGA movement and the MAGA hats, it's KKK, it's swastika. There's just, and people on the right go, oh, they call us Nazis. They call us racist. Well, quit doing Heil Hitler's if you're not Nazis. Right. It's real simple. Yeah. It's just it's not that hard.
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That is a great one. Speaking of a pride of lesbians. So y'all know, listener, that Pumps and I are really, we love Renee Stubbs, the Australian tennis player. Like, I love her. But also, she bugs the shit out of me to follow on Instagram because she's always out doing cool shit with cool people, putting on our story. And I'm always responding like, ugh.
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No, that's a big problem. I'll tell you, Josh is the ringleader of taking out the trash in my house. Like, it could only be half full. And he looks down and he goes, I'm just going to go ahead and take it out because, you know, in a couple of minutes, it's going to be full. So he does a preemptive strike and takes it out early. I like that. Yeah. I know it's... Yeah. It's right up my alley.
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Well, the other day she's, you know, posting, she's like at the, you know, March Madness Games. Right. And she's like on court side, cool shit, cool people. And I respond, you're always doing cool shit with cool people. And she responds back to me, I'm lesbian. This is what we do. She just owned it. Like I'm French, you know, just I'm lesbian. I always want to respond to her. Where are you now?
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adults reported eating all their meals alone on any given day, a 53% rise since 2003. The trend correlates with increased feelings of loneliness. and reduced social support, both of which negatively impact overall well-being. Additionally, the US has experienced a rise in deaths of despair, including those of suicide, alcohol abuse, drug overdose, further influencing its lower happiness ranking.
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I do think that makes people unhappy, but I think we... worship money too much and worship those that have money too much. And it's such a part of the American identity to be like, to want to dry hump capitalism at all times and to reprogram your brain into thinking, what is the benefit of this worshiping money so much? Does money make your life easier? 100%.
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And then when you get your cash or your receipt or whatever, then you move up. Right. And when you're not hindering anybody's ability to access the coveted machine, then you can organize your own things. But I agree, there's a lot of lollygagging and pussyfooting going on at the ATM.
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When you get a lot of money, can it even make you happy? Of course it can. But the worship of it, the worship of money and idolizing those who have a lot of money, when we have so many people that don't have health care, that the minimum wage is pennies. I think it leads to a very unhappy community, whereas in Scandinavia, everybody has health care.
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Women are in positions of power all over the place. They don't have religion. in these places. And I just think that the way we have set up the United States, multiple ways, city planning, you have to drive your car everywhere. I think that suburbia is death trap for happiness factor.
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I think if your house looks like everybody else's house and everybody kind of lives the same way, does all the same stuff, I think that's dreadfully boring and that would make you unhappy. I think all the Trump dump and having a president that has a goddamn flea market, that's depressing as shit. So I don't know how we reverse course, but I mean, it's, I see it.
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You know, when we were in Brazil, I was – first of all, I was like, oh, my God, like 23 million people live in this city. That was crazy because when you're in the United States, all you ever hear about is U.S.-centered news. But I was thinking about just returning to the United States.
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And before this trip, when I was abroad and I returned to the United States, I knew that I was returning to a place that at least I believed in trying to get better with time each year, each presidential term, trying our best to improve things. And this time, as I woke up that morning to board the plane, I was like, I'm going back to a place where the people in charge are hell bent.
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on tearing it down and they're hell bent on any advancement that women have made, any advancement that the LGBTQ plus community has made. They're completely erasing black identity from all of the government websites. So all the civil rights advancements, they want to completely undo. And that's just, it was just, it hit me like a ton of bricks thinking I'm returning to a place
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That is no longer the place for 50 years that I needed to believe that it was. That this government that's in place right now wants to dismantle all of these things. And here's something that I've had it with. The little Caroline Leavitt, the little White House press secretary, that little cunt. Let me tell you.
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She has her job because of women that had a backbone, that fought for everybody, that didn't throw anybody under the bus. That's why she has that job. And the fact that she would join an administration where she would want to take away all of those advancements.
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is so disgusting to me the same with that queen at the secretary of the treasury scott besant he has that job because of activists in the lgbtq plus community that fought hard to normalize and to say these people should not be shamed they should not uh they should have all of the laws applied to them so he's going to get to that position and beat down all of those before him and the rights for all of those that come after him
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And then you have Kash Patel, brown skin. At the end of the day, you think all those white supremacists that you're working with, you're going to be the first motherfucker that's thrown under the bus. It's just jaw dropping. The fact that Candace Owens, a female and a black one at that. uses to exploit the same people that 20, 30 years ago would have never given her the time of day.
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And they trot her out like she's their trophy. It just disgusts me when people cherry pick their human rights. I think it's just disgusting and dangerous. I agree with you.
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No, it doesn't. It doesn't shock me at all. But it's just... It's really... It's really hurtful to the progress that so many people have made. And, you know, when you study American history and you see the horrible things that happen, like slavery and segregation, and then you study the civil rights movement, you see the brave people that, you know, marched on the bridge.
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and Rosa Parks and MLK that did all of these amazing cool things. And you see this administration go and just want to wipe all that out and say, oh, it's just DEI when the people that are calling other people DEI are the most incompetent, stupid, double digit IQ pieces of shit this country's ever produced. They shouldn't be in charge of anything.
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They are flea market game show host, rat trap, nut jobs. I've just, it's so gross. It disgusts me each and every day. Could not agree more. Okay. Another news story. Not as uplifting either. I was going to say, we really... The study shows half of Americans have gotten ruder since the pandemic. About 47% of adults say public behavior has worsened with 34% noticing rude behavior in public.
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Yeah, I agree. I don't have a problem eating alone at all. And with regards to the pandemic, I think this is really true. In my interior design business, after the lockdown, everybody came out and they wanted to redecorate their house and redo their house because they had spent so much time nesting. So it was kind of like a business boom.
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But, oh, my God, the shift in the way people treated their designers and other vendors. And, of course, because everybody was doing it, the supply chain was whacked out. Prices were going up. And I just thought, I really hate everybody. I really do. hate everybody.
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And I had this fabulous job that was all about creativity and making the landscape, the backdrop for people's Christmas mornings, Thanksgivings, where they brought their babies home from the hospital. It was a really privilege to do it. The two years after COVID, people were awful and that that had to have happened in every industry across the board.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I can totally see that. Okay. Next up, this is some good news. Target reportedly lost nearly $1 billion after boycott and DEI rollback. Target has always was always kind of like the cutting edge of we're going to support LGBTQ rights. We're going to support DEI, blah, blah. Then Trump wins.
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I also think some of it is regional because when I go to New York City or London, people that live in big cities learn to be efficient. They learn to be a member of a fine-tuned machine where millions of people live in the same place at the same time and they seem to be more efficient.
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And then all of a sudden they jump on the oligarch bandwagon and they decide they're going to roll back their DEI support, the support of diversity, equity, inclusion. And The customers of Target, specifically black people, are not to be trifled with. That's right. And they get online and they organize. And Target is feeling this to the tune of $1 billion.
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And what I have to say about this is people do not like the short-sighted inauthenticity. I think it's so gross. If you are... Just supporting gay people or black people because you think it's going to be monetarily beneficial for you and not because you feel it's the right thing to do, then you're a target. You just switch your mind with the changes of the political winds.
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And I think that's so important. I have always stood in my support of social justice, my support of civil rights, my support of equality, and it's never changed. And right now it's more difficult to express those opinions, but I feel that much more emboldened to do it because of the targets. And I'm not going to be scared of a bunch of men.
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in the Trump administration that wear eyeliner and makeup all the time, talking about how alpha they are, trying to bully us into not speaking out against them. It's just insane. And I support people boycotting Target. And shame on Target for being so shallow in their support for civil rights.
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It's just – that's so gross. And you know what? I think that a lot of black people felt that during Black Lives Matter. Right. They felt like it was a trendy bandwagon thing for people to post about. But as soon as the winds changed, you saw –
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the you know either overt racism or covert racism come back and that would be exhausting being black in america when it's popular and everybody is all about black lives matter and it's this big movement but i remember some you know seeing it online and some some friends of mine that are black that were like we'll see how long this lasts We'll see how long people really stay new. How gross.
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I would say where we live, it's like this breathtaking inefficiency and this feeling like I'm the only person on the planet At this ATM machine, I have found the people in New York to be more genuinely courteous than people in Oklahoma. And this is a lot of people think, oh, people in the South are so friendly. Well, it's all a facade.
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It's so gross. Okay. I believe that that concludes the first part of this podcast. In the second part of America's Top DEI Podcast, we like to hear from you, the listener. Okay.
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That was pretty good. It was really good. For the first time. I think Jenny, what about 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 0, 9? Eight, six, seven. That's such a good song, wasn't it?
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You know, so the micropenis parade that happens at the White House. Now we know Trump has a mushroom and Elon Musk has an acorn. And this makes perfect sense.
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But I think that allegedly if he had this botched penile implant surgery and it was botched and then he starts doing all this in vitro and then so there's an insecurity there that he can't get a girl pregnant the normal way. And then he gets – he's a billionaire because he gets all of these subsidies and And he can't earn his money the normal way.
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I just, I wanted to see. I wanted to see what you would do. What's the beaver sound? You know what, I think we're just like a hybrid, eagle, beaver, bevegal. I don't know. Welcome to America's Top DEI Podcast.
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And then he has to buy President Trump because he couldn't get elected his own way, the normal way. So we basically in this country have a South African born man. And I don't give a shit where somebody is born, but MAGA does. Right. They do. So if you're MAGA, you have a South African born man. man who does gender affirming care with his hair implants because that's gender affirming care.
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It's just a very direct, I'm so sorry I took so long. And then they turn around and scoot off. In Oklahoma, somebody could be like, I'm so sorry I took so long. And then walk up and go, well, boy, weren't his panties in a lot.
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And he has all these baby mamas, all these IVF babies, which according to the MAGA Christians, they don't think IVF should be legal. It should be missionary sex only with probably some creepy panties on or something.
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and um you have this guy who is just completely insecure from top to bottom in the most freudian style way acting out in a public manner with people's lives for sport because he's so broken on the inside yeah and nothing will ever fix him nothing the two most broken people that will never be fixed ever all the adulation all the money in the world nothing is going to fix them i mean they between the two of them
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And you cannot forget the color of their skin and their gender. That's right. That's right. White men, really, it's crazy because not all white men. There's a lot of white male listeners of all generations, of Gen Z, millennials, boomers, and Gen Xers that listen to us. And you guys fight the good fight. And we're not talking about you.
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But there's this new breed of men from the older sect that were radicalized by Fox News. And then the younger ones radicalized from like the Barstool Sports and Right Wing Manosphere and all of this stuff. And the insecurity in it and the need to constantly... be told that you're okay and you're so good at something is so exhausting.
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And I guess they all hang out with each other and they're always on these titty baby websites listening to titty baby podcasts where it's just wah, wah, wah all the time. And I guess that's what makes them feel normal because if I was around, we've had friends, you and I have had friends that play victim all All the time. And eventually I can't be around it anymore.
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You know, there's a lack of like, and I've found in smaller cities like ours, the narcissism of I'm the only customer in the universe seems to be more pronounced than in larger cities.
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I cannot listen to somebody's grievances day in and day out. And then it forms to a year and you think, why haven't you done anything to change this?
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I mean, whenever I hear Elon Musk talk and he's complaining about all of the wrongs that have happened to him or Trump talking about all the wrongs that happened to him, I immediately think in my head, what a pussy. Yes. God, this guy's a titty baby just sitting here bitching and moaning and Poor me. I'm just like, what? It's such a turnoff. And I think, well, doesn't everybody else see that?
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And I guess that all of the MAGA men are equal titty babies and probably have the same type of penile problems. And so this is just a grievance parade that they can all engage in together. It's the only thing that makes sense to me because every time I hear these MAGA men talk from Jesse Waters to Gutfeld to to Trump, Don Jr., all of them. I think these guys are the biggest fucking pussies.
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They are not tough guys at all. All they do is this person did this, this person did that. There's no strength in a whiner. Nobody likes a fucking whiner, I guess, except for MAGA.
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She's 100% right. It's so weird. The MAGA shit is so weird to me. He wears all this makeup and then they make these homoerotic photoshopped things of him. And then he sells all these riffraffs. And I was thinking about, remember that game show, Let's Make a Deal?
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It's like Trump is the host of Let's Make a Deal. He had the car commercial on the White House lawn. And then he has the coins and the Christmas ornaments and the Trump trout and all this fucking riffraff, knickknack bullshit that nobody would want to buy for some 78-year-old fat-ass, orange-faced piece of shit. Yeah. And the worship of him, the only thing that makes sense is cult indoctrination.
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And I think that will be the autopsy on this. All of these people that think they're so tough and such independent thinkers are actually in a cult.
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Well, there's actually, you can study this in political science. And it started when things were televised in the Nixon-Kennedy debate. Like that was the first time people saw their politicians. And then politicians became made for TV. And if you think about America being the center of the entertainment world, you know, industry. We have all these television shows, movies, et cetera.
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Well, then Bill Clinton up the ante when he played the saxophone on Arsenio Hall. I remember that. And then you have Obama, who was just megawatt, you know, mega crowds, easy on the eyeballs, great orator. And I just think now in order to be president of the United States, you have to have a whole it factor. And the only thing I can see that Trump has is charisma for dumb people.
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And I do think he has that. He, you know, he's, oh, you know, Hannibal Lecter, you know, and he talks like a drunk person at the bar. And if you're all kind of high on Trump, you know, you can kind of see that, OK, these It's it's he's he's like a cult leader for dumb people. I mean, that's what he is. And so he has charisma. It's not my personal.
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I don't like that style of charisma, grievances or braggadocious. Both of those things are very off putting to me. But I think probably for his character. White base, evangelical base. He's just like an evangelical preacher or a game show host.
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He, I mean, he can go and go and go and it makes no sense what he's saying, but he is a bullshit artist con man. And the reason that he's continued to ascend is because he's successful at one thing and one thing only, and that's being a con man. And he is very, very adept at that. He has succeeded in that, uh, Twice. I mean, he should be in jail right now. I mean, he should totally be in jail.
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Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. MAGA voters. Okay. Let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with hypochondriacs. That is not new. Specifically my husband. Poor Josh. And so, you know, about a month ago, Josh starts in like... I think there's something wrong with my brain. And I'm like, what, what's going on with your brain? Sometimes I just, I can't really remember stuff.
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If he were black or a woman, there's no question he would be in jail. But the people that like worship him and they think they're so independent and they think, oh, you have Trump derangement syndrome. People get in our comments, you ladies have TDS. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I've had it. Okay.
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Okay. I love her. What about being a black lesbian in Utah? That's tough sledding. Go, girl. I mean, Oklahoma's pretty white. Utah is white. White and religious.
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But the ex-Mormons are cool. Oh, I talked about this on Patreon. Before we address her comment, I talked about this on Patreon, but we haven't talked about it with our main audience. And so, listener, some of you commented when Pumps and I were talking about Mormons sending out the 18-year-olds and how stupid that was.
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Some people that are former Mormons messaged me and told me that the reason they send them out at 18 and 19 is so that they get rejected by the world. And they see how terrible the world is so that when they come back home from schlepping all the snake oil, then it's like, see, we told you this is the best place. See how mean everybody else is? And that's fucking diabolical.
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I have to say, I do this. I'm sorry. I know it's wrong. I know I shouldn't do it, but I have to look.
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Why did we do that? Because we're nuts. Nobody talked to anybody off the lunch. No. We were both like, I kind of want to follow that cop car. Yeah, we were eating grilled cheeses. And then on this like busy street. And all these cop cars start going by. And it's like fast. Fast. And it's super dramatic. And I was like, should we follow? And Pubs was like, 100%.
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So we just like race out to her car and then we went in pursuit. We could never track them down, but we were, we were gunning it. We were in hot pursuit. Yeah. We were going through it.
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I know. I don't want to see it either, but I don't not want to see it. Does that make sense?
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I don't even watch hospital shows. No, I know. Fictional hospital shows. But when I drive by an accident, I have to see it. I have to look. I have to.
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Sometimes I don't feel like I'm as sharp as I was. And I said, brain fog. He's no, it's more than that. It's more than that. I've been on chat GPT, which he calls chat GPS. I've been on chat GPS and I just think it's more than that. Um, so then he starts and I go like, Josh, I'm not going down this road with you. I'm not like you're aging. Um, And brain fog is a symptom of middle age.
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I have my tools on me right now. If he's not laid up on the sofa with earwax. I mean, I've never laughed so hard in my life when I was like, is Josh sick?
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Earwax. And I say it just dry like that. Oh, he's got earwax. Yeah. And I was just like, what? Here's the thing. After the forced asthma and then the COPD diagnosis, and we went to 10 different doctors and had all the exams. When he started in with the dementia, I just looked at him straight in the face and I said, I'm not doing this with you again. Like it's he gets it.
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I think it's probably like the recovering addict in him. If he thinks there's something wrong, he'll myopically focus on it and he can't he can't let it go. It's like something genetically in him. And I just refuse to feed it like I am. I will not be codependent. I will not have any part of this fucking charade of getting fake diagnoses. I will have no part of it.
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Our medical care system is fucked up enough. And in Trump's America, I will go move heaven and earth not to be a part of the problem, but to be a part of the solution. That includes not supporting my husband in his hypochondria. Okay. I think that, I think that does it today. I want to remind everybody of several things.
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You need to subscribe to both of our audio channels, which is I've had it and also I have news. And you need to be the best American you can be in Trump's America. Do not bend for fascists. Do not break. Do not give up. Do not target this thing. Don't be like Target. Don't be like Target. Be like Ben and Jerry's. Be Ben and Jerry's. Absolutely. Ben and Jerry. Great example.
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Ben and Jerry's from day one has always stood for social justice. One of my favorite follows on Instagram is Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Yeah. Good for them. Those guys are... Those guys are goals. They are goals. Because they've never, ever, ever been. And guess where they're from? Vermont. Guess who else is from Vermont? Bernie. Yeah, Bernie Sanders. Vermont's cool people. Yeah, Vermont's cool.
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Except for the people in Vermont that voted for Trump. Fuck you. Right. All right, pumps, tell them.
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And that's what I think you have around you all the time. He's like, I think I have dementia. I'm like, you don't have dementia. You know what time it is. You know where you are. There's no problem here. But when Josh gets an idea in his head, he is hellbent on confirming said idea. So naturally, he books a CT scan of his brain. Right. Of course.
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So he goes straight to the neurologist and gets his brain scanned, much to my surprise, much to his surprise. There's not a goddamn thing wrong with his brain. But this reminded me, and of course, I just wouldn't, I wouldn't, I'm, again, I'm more Nurse Ratched than I am Nurse Nightingale because I live with a hypochondriac.
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But I remember before COVID, like probably about four months before COVID broke out, and it wasn't even in the news or anything yet. Josh goes through this thing where he's convinced there's something wrong with his heart and or lungs. And he proceeded to go to cardiologists, pulmonologists, internal medicine doctors. I'm talking 10 different medical doctors.
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He forced a COPD diagnosis from a pulmonologist. Right. Because he had gone to her like five times. Just browbeat her. And he kept saying, there's something wrong. So she's like, okay... And he wouldn't stop. So she's like, okay, you've got asthma. And she prescribes him some inhalers. He comes home, he takes hits off the inhalers.
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He's still convinced he's got some elusive breathing problem, right? So he goes back to the same pulmonologist, brow beats the shit out of her longer. And finally he comes home, he's like, I've got COPD. I'm like, oh, do you? It's interesting. And he's talking to some friends of ours that are physicians. And the physicians are like, I don't think you have COPD. That's insane.
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Why did she diagnose you with COPD? Because he sent his lung x-rays to our friend that is a radiologist. And he was just like, you do not have COPD. You absolutely do not have COPD. And I go, I'll tell you what he has. He went to that doctor and forced this diagnosis, just like he forces a sweater on a summer day. He forced a fake COPD diagnosis. And then he realizes he doesn't have it.
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The problem is between his brains. It's more OCD than COPD and just being an all-around nut. So I ask him, like, how'd your brain scan go? He goes, I won't have the results till tomorrow. I'm like, hmm, okay. And then I go, what were the results of the brain scan? Nothing's wrong. So then he, one day, about a week after the brain scan, he's cleaning out his ears and there's a lot of wax in there.
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So he immediately books an appointment with an ENT. Of course. And he goes to the ENT and they pull out just gobs and gobs of wax. And he goes, I knew there was something wrong with me. So he tries to equate this fake personal dementia diagnosis with somehow being related to excess earwax. We're talking, I mean, there was a couple of days there where he's on the sofa claiming he can't hear. Yeah.
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He's on the sofa claiming that he can't hear. And then we're leaving for Brazil and he's putting all these drops in his ears. And Josh doesn't do anything. Like if the prescription says put one drop per day, he's going to put 20 drops per day. So he's putting these drops in his ear and I go, what's going on? He goes, I've been to the ENT twice.
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They've cleaned out my ears, but I can't hear anything. Nobody will do anything about it.
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You're lying. Looks me dead in the eye and says, nobody will do anything about it. proceeds to put three more sets of drop in his ears on our way to the airport. And we get to the airport and he's like, my ear just feels like it's clogged. I go, because you've been cramming ear drops in it. All day. So then I asked chat GPS, what happens if you put too many drops in your ears?
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And it's exactly the symptoms that Josh is describing to me. Pump the brakes on the air drops. We're about to get on a 12-hour flight to Sao Paulo. Pull yourself together. So of course he does. He pulls himself together. And I see him doing this with his ear quite a bit and stuff, but I think we're past it. But I'm just telling you, he is a total hypochondriac and it drives me bananas.
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You know, that ENT guy is like, this guy is a lunatic. That poor pulmonologist. Oh, poor thing. Was forced into the asthma diagnosis and forced into a COPD diagnosis. You know, he'd been up there. He demanded that she do. He had his lungs injected with some sort of dye. Right. So that he could have some exam where the lung lights up. Seriously. And you know he just keeps going.
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She's like, look, I don't want to get sued. I'm just going to give him some blanket diagnoses here and just move on down the road. And then, of course, that's not enough. Then we have every personal friend we have that's a physician. They're getting copies of all these tests. Which they're like, you don't have asthma, nor do you have COPD. Actually, your lungs look great. You're fine.
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I mean, they're in a catch 22. They're in CYA mode. Cover your ass. And so, yeah. So, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what he's wanting the ENT to diagnose him with. Hearing loss. Inner ear problems. Because then I'm like, okay, let's play the tape. You're the most vain person on the planet. Let's say that he does say, okay, you're deaf. Now we need to give you hearing aids.
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And he wouldn't do it. He keeps saying, I go, how are your ears? And we were in Brazil. How are your ears? They're fine. I can't hear anything. I said, that's so weird because you've heard me perfectly the whole trip as you have our hosts. And he just flicks him and he goes, I'm just telling you, I can't hear. Nobody cares. I'm like, I don't. I sure don't care. I sure don't care. Welcome.
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You know, I think a lot of people don't take into account the feelings of the people behind them in line. And you see this all the time. It could be at a restaurant. You have the register congestors that we've talked about and identified as a huge problem in Trump's America. And then now we have the ATM congestors. And I've experienced the same thing. I'm like, you have to get in and out.
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Happy Sunday, everyone, and welcome to IHIP News. The Lord rests on Sunday, but pumps and I do not.
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nuanced answers, and you can inject that shit into my veins all day. I love it. I'm a political junkie. But what's going to motivate these people to protest more is having Democrats like you say something's up with Donald Trump and Putin, and I'm saying it clear, and you have to start speaking in some sound bites. Because we all have ADD, the entire world.
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It's not just an American problem because we're all addicted to these phones. And what's going to fire up your base is using very strong language. And it's not... playing the way they're playing, but it's saying what you're seeing is happening to you. What you're seeing, the dismantling of the United States government, it is happening.
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And this is a moment Donald Trump and everybody he is surrounded by seems to be more loyal to Vladimir Putin than they are to the United States and the Constitution. And we've got to get in the streets. We've got to get on social media and we've got to fight. And I think that That's what's missing from the Democratic Party because we all like to speak historically and nuance.
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And listen, you speak my love language. I love it. But I think we have to toughen it up, grow some things, and pardon my language here, but I think the Democrats need to take on Fuck you politics and drop the integrity politics. And in saying fuck you, it's fuck you for fucking our country up. That's what we need to hear. We need it from you all.
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That's going to get us out in these cold streets and marching when we see it from Democratic leadership. And we are begging. I mean, begging, Senator.
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So the economy is already starting to completely destabilize. And for a lot of people, we live in a red state, viewer, and a lot of people that I know that were trying to justify their Trump vote, it was inflation. And the economy. And now we see that everything that he's doing is inflationary. And the stock market is going to start correcting very quickly.
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But everybody needs to remember stocks like stability. And when I think of convicted felon Donald Trump, I can think of a lot of things to say. And one of the top would be unstable. Right. Yeah.
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I think when you all are speaking to us because we feel very helpless and we feel like everything that you just said assumes that the other side is going to honor the rule of law. And from what I've seen, when you have Pam Bondi's DOJ say, oh, we're just going to drop charges against Eric Adams because it's a quid pro quo. That's unprecedented. So that assumes some things.
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So we need to hear you say these people are criminals. They're actively breaking the law. What you're seeing is happening. That's going to motivate us to all of our followers to get behind you. You know, I feel like everybody's kind of mad that we got this far, but we did get this far and we have to fight like hell to get this man out. In check somehow.
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And I don't know that I have a whole lot of faith in the Supreme Court. I don't know that I have faith in the administration to honor any judicial rulings, considering they would send out the federal marshals.
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do that the federal marshals are going to be controlled by pam bondi who bizarrely said the other day she's been issuing executive orders which she can't even do that that's not even legal but i think really blunt um acknowledgements to what we're seeing and that you breed of politics and And I think it is having integrity.
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I agree with you in saying, fuck you for coming at our constitutional rights. Fuck you for trying to wreck our country. And all of these layoffs are starting to hit red states. And I'll give you an example. My brother has a guy that works for him part-time because his wife works for the IRS. She had insurance, pension. This is in Oklahoma City. And they're triple Trumpers. meaning all three times.
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These are triple Trumpers. I mean, Tucker Carlson, Freebase, Fox News, the whole nine. She gets laid off. He calls my brother, wants a full-time job back. So it's starting to hit around to where a lot of us don't really want to reach out to them. They're going to be reaching out to us and saying, oh shit, we screwed up.
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And so I feel like the only thing that's missing, because we drop two times a day and we're in the comment sections all the time, I mean, and I think you've got it in you, Senator Booker, but it's more direct. What you're seeing is illegal. This guy is clearly compromised by Russia. I mean, hell, Kevin McCarthy is saying it back in 2017 on tape. I mean, come on.
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I mean, we all know all of these policies every single day. One person wakes up so happy, and that's a very weakly positioned Vladimir Putin. And because of everything that Trump has done, it has strengthened his position, and he hasn't had to fire one missile over here to the United States. It's all psychological warfare.
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In a few minutes, we're going to be joined by Senator Cory Booker. So everybody join the chat, and if you have any questions for the senator, pop those in there. Let's talk briefly. I read an article this morning that Kash Patel— as we know, is a total nut and is now at the FBI. And he has told everybody in the FBI to ignore
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what had what got me to be the fourth black person i'm only the fourth black person popularly elected to the united states senate only number four and you know what scares me about this is white people have been so privileged i don't know that as a group of people we have that kind of fight in us I hate to say that.
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I hate to say that, but I'm on TikTok and on Instagram and I see these black influencers and I agree with them. They're like, look, we showed up in record numbers. We did our job. We're not joining you guys. He's your problem. And I get their fatigue. I have empathy for their fatigue. And I feel like as a person who grew up in white America, white privileged America, I'm realizing like, wow.
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Well, you know, I would think that, but I feel like that should be the top headline everywhere, and it's not.
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We're all sitting around thinking this problem is going to self-correct because nobody's ever really dicked us over like this before. But if you're black, that's in your DNA. You fought that hard your whole entire life. And it is phenomenal. And you had to work so much harder to get to where you are. I worry about the tenacity of white people in this fight. I do.
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He bought, you know, he bought Tucker Carlson and other right-wing podcasters. And it's rumored that he bought Trump many years ago. And Elon Musk and Putin... all have the same ideas, which is to dismantle democracy. Because at the end of the day, these oligarchs are very scared of the public.
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I have to I have to say, I think this is an error we make. because we live in a red state, not one county went blue, not one. And assuming that these people voted in earnest for the good of the country or that they feel left behind completely does not acknowledge the fact that they freebase Fox News. And I'm telling you, Senator Booker, they are racist. There are racist default settings.
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I've grown up in white America my whole life. And when I'm in white circles, A lot of racist things are said, both covert and overt. Trump gave the permission structures to these people, emboldened then by Fox News, to say, oh, it's about inflation. But really, everybody's been pissed off ever since a black man. Not everybody. I'm talking about the MAGA base, not all MAGA.
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but a big portion of the base. And until we start acknowledging that and saying it more and more, because we all know, I know triple Trumpers, and I'm telling you, they're racist. They're still racist. Now they've moved the goalpost on the price of eggs and inflation. Their votes are bigger than just that they think that's what's best for the country.
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They've fallen prey to all of this massive propaganda. And it feels like sometimes Democratic politicians always provide cover. for their immoral ways. And I don't like that because I've lived around these people in Oklahoma City. I grew up around these people. I had a person at my house after Obama won that called Air Force One Afro One. And it was all white people there.
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And this is the kind of shit that goes on every day. And it's a million times worse now that Trump is in office. It's a million times worse. I see it and hear it so much more. And I think this is a moment for white people, especially because we're here, we're out of the beltway.
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We're here in Flyover State, the homeland of America, to inspire other white people about all of the good things that this diversity brings us. Now, they might still freebase Fox News or not, but I cannot get on board because I know too many triple Trumpers that some of them do need to be demonized.
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Some of them do think terrible things about black people and about gay people and about trans people. And that's a deal breaker for me. And that should be a deal breaker for all Americans because we believe in equality and fair chance for all. And so I have to push back on that a little bit because I just cannot give a lot of these triple Trumpers that kind of space.
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We threw you right in live. We just threw you right at the wolves, Senator. I am so sorry.
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I'm going to give Pumps the last question because I've kind of bogarted the interview. I know.
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Senator Booker, I love our, we ended up being your, your staff said 15 to 20 minutes and you've been so gracious. You've given us 42 minutes. We stole you. I think that these conversations are healthy because we have a big following here and for everybody to get engaged. You're welcome back anytime. We could have Sunday therapy sessions, progress reports.
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We're so excited to have you. And I was joking with somebody on your staff and he wrote, if it's Sunday, it's I've had it. And in Trump's America, I think the title of our podcast has never been more appropriate because this is a shit show of epic proportions. It is Painful to watch, but I want to jump in and I want to talk to you about something I've been thinking about a lot lately.
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It's important, I think, that we stay connected to our leaders. You hear what we're hearing from our followers. We hear about, I mean, honestly, everything that you reminded us of about what we fought for and how important and difficult those battles were was something I needed to hear because this is why you're a politician and I'm not because I get into the burn it all down stage.
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Do you remember in 2016, McCarthy and then Speaker of the House Paul Ryan were on a hot tape talking about that they believed that Trump was on Putin's payroll? And then they had to come back out of that and say, oh, no, no, we were joking. We were just joking about that. But clearly they weren't because they said, hey, this stays in here and this is family talk.
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Senator Booker, that's so powerful. Our office experienced gun violence. October 12th, I had a young black kid that started working for me when he was 17 years old. And October 12th of 2024, he was shot. He was robbed in a parking lot and he was shot. He'd worked for me for six years, stayed in my home when I traveled, worked at my office with me for 40, 45 hours a week.
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It's still so difficult for me to process because he was such a good person. bright light and I stay connected to his family and his mother. But I realized, you know, I'd always as a white woman, always heard that, you know, this shooting here, this shooting there, this shooting here. And I realized if you live in America long enough, somebody you love is going to get shot.
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And I've been thinking a lot as we all have been big, bigger thoughts that we've allowed this kind of lawlessness as a way of kind of slowly starting to appease a little bit to this moment, that we as a nation haven't stopped these injustices quick enough, which led to the biggest injustice we're all seeing right now. When you love somebody and this hobby was his name and he was like a son to me.
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And I just, I walk in the studio every day and I see his desk and I go over to his, I can't, I can't replace him. I haven't hired anybody to replace him. I touched the keyboard that his fingers tapped and I touched the little mouse. He took care of this plant and I just, he made my life so much better. I'm a much better person. I'm, I'm the lucky one that this kid got to work for me.
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And so I, I, I, I'm so upset that we're at a stage right now where you and I aren't talking about what can we do to solve gun violence because now we have to solve the fascist problem first. But I hope that we all continue because all of these things aren't going anywhere. And as we're speaking here, young kids are getting shot.
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And, you know, the saddest thing, the saddest thing that was said to me at Javi's funeral was said, by his aunt. I just said, I can't believe these guns. And she said, well, you know what we all think? And I said, what? She's a black woman. She said, they just put them in our community, so we'll kill each other. And I just...
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it was just overwhelming and I felt so naive and so white and ridiculous, but that's that reality. And that's a fight that I want to fight. And that's a fight that I want to partner with people to fight. And that's a fight back to one of your earlier points.
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That's going to take all of us lifting each other up and understanding that we are all Americans as, you know, big of a statement as that is, but it's true. And I want to stand with all of the people, members of the Black community because my life is inherently better because of Black culture. and all of the black people in my life, it's a million times better.
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And then we had Hillary Clinton in 2016 that was like, he's totally a puppet of Putin. And now we see. this president of the United States do everything to appease Vladimir Putin. And I was wondering for the longest time, why are they after Canada? And it dawned on me that Justin Trudeau said under oath that Vladimir Putin pays Tucker Carlson.
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And my life is a million times better. I'm an interior designer when I'm not a podcaster. So you can imagine I work with a lot of gay men. My life is a million times better because of the LGBTQ plus community. If I just lived in a white hetero normative world, snooze city, baby. I mean, that is not anything I wanna be a part of. I love... and embrace the diversity that we have in this country.
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So thank you so much. For sure, I'm no guarding the Senator again. Thank you.
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Thank you, Senator Booker. And I would like to apologize to my co-host, Pumps, for bogarting Senator Booker. You don't have a fistfight after this. No, we love working with your staff.
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And we want every Democratic senator or any anti-Trump senator to know, as long as you're spitting facts and not propaganda, we're trying to build a community here because it's going to take all of us to get through this. And you're welcome any time. And we plan to come to D.C. soon in April to do some in-person interviews. And you're the top of my list.
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And then all of a sudden Trump's in and it's like, ta-da, Canada is going to be our 51st state. And I feel like we're not freaking out enough about this, Senator. And I want your take on this.
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Well, and then some podcasts resurfaced where Kash Patel had been bashing Elon in the past. And so I just think there's going to be a lot of trouble when you have all of these dysfunctional, broken people with unaddressed inner childhood trauma. what I also like to call is the cabinet of dipshits, dangerous dipshits.
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OK, I feel like we're kind of playing two games here. If you and Nancy Pelosi and let's say Chuck Schumer were talking about Barack Obama being on Putin's payroll, they would move at such lightning speed. There would be so many committees. Fox News would hyperventilate. I don't know if this country has enough ERs that could treat the panic attacks that they would have, right?
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And then we always, as Democrats, we assume the right thing is gonna prevail. And so we assumed with Trump, we assumed, oh, he'll never get reelected again. And all these four years come back and then here he is. And there are all these roads lead to this man being compromised by Russia. And is the Democratic Party prepared to say, we think this MF-er is compromised by Vladimir Putin.
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It is obvious. And you've seen Senator more than I have because you have all these security clearances and all this cool shit with the U.S. government. I'm just piecing it together over here in this blood red Oklahoma City. And I think Putin has him by the balls. It's the only thing that makes sense.
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The personalities, they're not always going to be on the same page at the same time. And you're going to have some people that want to play hero and want to jockey themselves to be the big dick in charge. And so it's going to be interesting to watch over the next, I would say, 60, 90 days as who is the point person. Right now, it seems like Musk is, even over Trump.
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So it's going to be interesting to see how all of the chips fall.
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is getting more people to stop being witnesses to what's going on and becoming activists we don't have to become i want to jump in here really quick please i'm sorry i went on too long senator i can listen to you forever and as you talk about the way activism worked in the past i agree with you but the media landscape has changed and i can sit and listen to a democrat give 10 minute long