Jennifer Welch

And J.D.

Vance has done everything in his power to kiss Donald Trump's ass, called him America's Hitler.

Peter Thiel is packed his toys up and moved to Argentina because he knows that Trump is really good at one thing, and that's the rat fuck.

And the rat fuck against J.D.

Vance is in full swing.

Susie Wiles is chiming in on all of this as well.

That is the chief of staff at the White House popped this up.

Susie Wiles, Mr. Trump's chief of staff, recently advised Mr. Vance to take a break from social media, as have other officials in the West Wing, according to people familiar with those interactions, because the fighting was beneath his office.

Mr. Vance said he took a break for Lent.

I mean, so much to unpack here, but I think the most hilarious part is that somebody in Trump's orbit is saying that J.D.

Vance has the social media problem when Donald Trump is up from like, you know, 11 p.m.

to 5 a.m.

on an absolute meme AI bender.

So I love that

the rules that apply to Donald Trump do not apply to JD Vance, and he's getting scolded, he's getting called out, and he had to give up social media for Lent.

The Vice President of the United States lacks impulse control so much, but you know, I think all of this craziness just trickles down.

And switching gears to the Democratic side,

A sexting scandal is breaking out surrounding Maine senatorial candidate Graham Plattner.

And basically what has happened here is when they vetted the candidate, the candidate's wife told people who were doing the vetting, yeah, I busted Graham sexting some people when we were first married.

And we went to marriage counseling and we worked it all out just so the campaign would know what is coming.