Chapter 1: What are the initial thoughts on MAGA culture?
So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, we love you and all of MAGA. Every single one of them can do wet pumps. Fuck off! Welcome to America's top DEI podcast, where we believe diversity is our strength as two white women with zero diversity. All right, Pumps, what have you had it with?
Okay, what I've had it with is when you go to a sporting event and you see these men who give off MAGA, maybe they're not, but that's what I see. And when they celebrate MAGA, they belly bump each other. And these are grown ass men. And I'm just like, first of all, you're a fat ass. Second of all, get back to the couch and eat potato chips and drink your, you know, heavy butt or whatever.
Like the fact that you are belly bumping as a grown man in the stadium, I saw three different people doing it last night. Now granted, we're in Oklahoma, so expectations are low, but that was just, that's a bridge too far for me. The belly bumping. If athletes do it, I'm all in because they're part of the game.
But Bozo the Clown and his brother doing it in the stands to me is just damn near offensive. Wait, they did it to you? Like wanted to belly bump you? No, but like to each other. Like instead of just a group high five or a fist bump, it was a jump up, put their stomachs out and belly bump like they were players. I've never seen players belly bump. I've seen it. I know I've seen it.
Probably more football than basketball, but I'm just like, calm down.
You're not a player. Let me ask you this. Are the bumps on the belly such that they protrude in a fashion and are of a certain type of squishiness that the bumping kind of...
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Chapter 2: What experiences have the hosts had with MAGA-related behaviors?
Like we have a vibration. Makes sense. Yeah. Yes, exactly. Like the bellies are out anyway. And I will just say for the record, I'm sitting there last night and I look across the court and guess who I thought that I saw? Alex Jones.
Don Jr. Alex Jones. So much to unpack here. Number one. Your dramatic weight loss on GLP-1s has caused your fat shaming in overdrive. I just wanna point that out, okay? I'm not judging it, I'm just making mere observations, okay? And I think that on all of these GLP-1 medications, when they list side effects, it should say exacerbates one's ability to fat shame.
Filterlessly fat shaming may be a side effect. I'm not judging.
I'm just saying that should be listed.
You may start to love fat shaming as a side effect. There's no body positivity in Pump's GLP-1 plan. Especially if I think you're MAGA. And then the second thing that I wanted to point out is... What was the second thing you said there at the end? Okay. I wanted to point out to the listener that...
For the last two years, everywhere we go, if Pumps and I go to lunch, if we're like driving somewhere and we're like meandering through a parking lot looking for a parking spot, she's like, oh, my God, that guy looks just like Don Jr. Yeah. Oh, my God, this guy looks just like somebody in the political world. Yeah. And so let me ask you this. If it was Alex Jones, would you talk to him?
No, I mean, I wouldn't have like gone over and fronted him out because he was across the court. The guy I thought was Alex Jones was across the court. But if I would have walked by him, like what I've said, hey, fat ass motherfucker, you suck. Here we go.
There's that side effect of GLP-1 again.
He's been on GLP-1 too. I can tell. Alex Jones is on GLP-1? Yeah, he's had a dramatic... reduction in size in the last six months.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about fat shaming in relation to GLP-1 medications?
And then you've got... The aforementioned belly bumpers whose weight I may or may not just leave for the audience imagination because I'm trying to be better and embrace more body positivity. Unlike my bigoted co-host, America's top podcaster, Princess Diana podcasting, GLP-1 user and abuser. Right. Angela Pump Sullivan. I don't like it when they act like
Somebody like LeBron James is a pussy or something. I went to this Lakers Thunder game in Los Angeles, and we were sitting on the Oklahoma City side behind the bench. And I was with my son, my husband, one of my sons, one of my husbands, my only husband.
My son, one of my sons, my husband, and Hassan Piker, the controversial Hassan Piker that Fox News loses its mind over and centrist Democrats lose their mind over. And this guy sitting right in front of us, and we're pretty close to the court, like three rows back. And this guy sitting in front of us, he's OKC guy. LeBron goes out to shoot free throws. And this guy's like, fuck you, LeBron.
Hey, LeBron, fuck you. You're a pussy. And I'm like, all right. You need to pipe down, pump the brakes. You prick. LeBron would completely kick your ass in 2.5 seconds. Quit acting like you are commensurate with LeBron James. I'm sorry. He's 41. I agree. He's older for a basketball player, but he's LeBron fucking Johnson.
I was cheering for the Thunder, but I opposed this Thunder fan trying to, it's one thing to trash talk, like air ball, that stuff. But LeBron is at the line. He's one of the, you know, probably the second best basketball player behind Michael Jordan to ever play basketball. He's 41 years old. He's scoring 20 points a game still at that age. And here's this,
Rube from Oklahoma sitting there calling LeBron James a pussy. And I've had it with that.
Yeah. I've completely had it with that or acting like, God, you missed the shot or something. It's like, bitch, you couldn't even handle the basketball. So please stop with the criticism. Yeah. I think people generally, they just suck, but I will give you an update. You know, I, on our Memorial day show, I just, it has crossed my mind.
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Chapter 4: What observations are made about athletes and fan behavior?
Every time I see Victor Wimbonyama, I think I, He is proportional at all. He has a very... We're back to the dick size. It's got to be huge. So, I mean, they had on white shorts last night.
I probably spent... Oh, God, no.
So many minutes trying to see, and I just simply could not see, which led me to the thing, like... Can you tuck for a basketball game? Could you do the whole basketball game being tucked?
Is that what they do with it? So you went to game two of the Western Conference Finals. And how much of that game, how many of the four quarters, there's four quarters, how many of those quarters did you spend looking in between Victor Wimbenyana's legs and thinking about the size of his penis?
I'd say 20 to 30%. I mean, I was focused. I was focused on it.
Cause I thought I've got to be able to. I think the thing is, is they wear these little, uh, Shorty panties. They wear these, you know, everything's kind of, they can't have stuff, they can't, it's a physical sport.
You can't have your shlong flopping around to where, if it was flopping around where you could visibly see it, then think about how vulnerable this is with our anticipated guesstimates of the size of it. What a liability that would be if that thing were visible to the eye through the shorts. And then because, I mean, just scale wise, I agree. So I don't think that means anything because...
And now, fuck you, Pumps. The next NBA game I'm going to, you've planted this seed in my head. I'm going to start looking at all of them. This is what happens when you don't get laid.
I don't just, I mean, I would say 25% was Victor Wimbinyama just trying to assess the size. But I went through, I went through every team. I was not discriminating based on height. I was just like, can it, I didn't. Did you see any penises?
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts critique the hypocrisy in political discourse?
Yeah. So he goes – he has – there's not a direct flight to his destination. And I'm going to keep this vague because I don't want to give away any of the details of his privacy. But he had to fly to Dallas to connect a flight to a different city. And so he left the – he went to game one of the –
western conference finals um when the thunder lost he got two hours of sleep because he had to get up at 3 30 and he went to the oklahoma city world airport and they've changed whatever and uh he uh it'll always be world to me And he gets to Dallas and then there's storms. Or as they say in Oklahoma, we got weather. He never makes his connector. He arrives in Dallas at 730 a.m.
They said, you're not going to make it, blah, blah. They book him on a flight going back to Oklahoma City at 1 p.m., It gets pushed back four or five hours. He finally gets on the plane. He sits on the runway for three hours waiting for air traffic control to clear him for takeoff. So at this state in his travel, he could be in Dubai. I mean, he's 12 hours in on this thing at this point.
So he sends a message to our family group text. And he says... On runway in Dallas, this is in the evening now, and he's been in Dallas for hours. Listener, it's like a two-hour, 15-minute drive from Oklahoma City to Dallas. Yeah, he could have ran into the car. So it says, on runway in Dallas, going back home, I never got out of Dallas. pretty brutal on two and a half hours of sleep.
And then he sends an image of just shooting down to where his feet are in the seat. And it says, I've been on the runway in Dallas for three hours and the service dog behind me is right up on me. And in this image, you can just see those dog paws. They're like in his foot space. Okay. And then it gets better. He says, I'm in coach in a middle seat too.
Here's the thing. I'm laughing because it's him.
I told you I had a great story for you. I knew you would love this. I knew that because Josh would love it if this happened to you. It's scary on top. You and Josh are like brother and sister. And so if this happened to you, Josh would enjoy it. And I couldn't deprive you of this.
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Chapter 6: What insights are shared about the impact of social media on politics?
No.
The service dog encroaching. No. And then the final text that he's in, the biggest prima donna on the planet in coach in a middle seat. And then I FaceTimed him the next day and he said, you know, I could have put in the family text how miserable I was and how I was just melting down.
Or I could just lean in and show the family what a leader and even-tempered and how I just take life and roll with the punches. Yeah. I was like, oh yeah, that's what you do. That's what you do. Josh, you're a role. Let me tell you what I've had it with. Here's one thing I've had it with. Josh acts like when he meets somebody for the first time, he's like, oh, I'm so laid back.
And he appears like if you meet him and you're just going to a dinner or something, he's a pretty chill guy. This is... such a lie, a bald face lie, because he is so not laid back about anything. I mean, that's why knowing that he went through this day, because it would push him. And I just had to share that with you.
Yeah. No, Josh, first of all, What I love about the middle seat so much is people don't realize Josh is super tall. I mean, he's like 6'4". He says he's 6'5". So that's a lot of person in a middle seat. But just going through Josh's hair care routine, he's not laid back. He has more products than you and I combined over the last 10 years.
Yeah, no. No, there's nothing laid back about him. Nothing. And when he wants something, he wants it right that immediate second. And just wears you out until you do it. Yeah. All right. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Seth is producing the show today because Kylie has abandoned us to take a couple of days off.
Hi, Seth.
Hi, Seth. How are you?
I'm doing great. How are you all doing?
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of revealing search histories of politicians?
This might be one of my favorite reviews of all time. Okay. Five stars from burn them all. Someone gave you all one star for making fun of micro.
That is that goes into your column, Angie. You, America's biggest size queen is Angela Dawn Sullivan. You are obsessed with both the large and the small. I think an average size sports dick, you just wouldn't even be remotely interested in. You're only interested in grande or pequeña.
It's funny about that. You know how you always say MAGA is a capitalist with no capital or whatever it is. What do you say? I am like a size queen and a dick queen and I have no dick. I mean, there's not a dick around me within miles. I haven't been laid in like, I probably wouldn't know a dick if they came up and put it right next to my face. It's been so long.
That's probably why I'm obsessed with it.
I think that's exactly why you're obsessed with it. Yeah, like at the Thunder Game. I think that's exactly it. Just out of curiosity, the belly bumpers, are you going teeny weeny or donkey dick? I was more soft serve on them. Did you see how Seth immediately exited the screen? Yeah, he's like, I'm out. For those of you that are listening, we were all on screen together.
And we started, I just started asking pumps about penis size again. And Seth just immediately removed himself from the screen. You know what? I appreciate that our staff draws boundaries with your inappropriate discussions of penis size and fat shaming. And this is... I can't even believe we're calling ourselves progressive. I mean, this is just unbelievable. Seth, you can come back now.
I'm an HR assistant, so I just couldn't legally be in that conversation.
Yeah, you are. And employee of the week. Yeah, it would really put you in a bind. Repeat it. Okay. What's the next review?
Okay. Another five-star. This one's from yes, yes, a thousand times yes. Huge fan, they say. Listening to Jennifer and Angie get straight to the point and call out the immense hypocrisy with such foul eloquence makes me instinctively fist pump.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts envision a more honest political landscape?
Thank you, ladies, Kylie, Jennifer, and Angie, Seth. You have restored my sanity. Coming from a politically disaffected family, leaning right in parentheses, in a world where people have been blowing bubba since I was born, I thought I was the weird one. Humanity, community, who values that? Well, women with conviction. I've had my patients tested and I'm negative.
I wish all the conservatives a life of soft serve and I'm not ashamed to say that I've had it.
You see pumps? You see what you do to the electorate? You see what you're doing? You see that? The soft serve, perfectly used. Used perfectly. You see that? It's contagious. It's contagious. The penile shaming and sexual performance shaming. I have some news stories I want to discuss with the class. Okay, get it.
Okay.
Let's pop this up. A man gets $835,000 settlement after being jailed for Charlie Kirk meme. Kyle Griffin reports on X, a Tennessee man who was jailed for 37 days in jail for 37 days over a Facebook post. He shared after the killing of Charlie Kirk, just agreed to an $835,000 settlement with the sheriff's office that detained him.
In the post, Larry Bouchard shared memes that accused Turning Point USA of perpetuating hate. So here is the meme that he was arrested for. And it just says, this seems relevant today. And this is the day that Charlie Kirk was shot. Trump said on the Perry High School mass shooting one day after, we have to get over it. So Larry Bouchard posts, we have to get over it about Charlie Kirk.
So he basically puts up a mirror to MAGA. And as MAGA does... It is, they're so fragile. Their belief system, their egos, their psyches, their manhood, everything is so fragile that it's so easily deconstructed. The meme depicted this quote. We have to get over it.
The local sheriff claimed the meme could be interpreted as a threat against Perry County High School in Tennessee since both locations share the name Perry. What? The school district reported having no records at all related to Bushart or the post. He was charged with threatening mass violence and held on a two million dollar bond he couldn't afford.
The district attorney declined to prosecute the case and dropped the charges. Bouchard's lawsuit later argued that the sheriff's office could not produce a single record showing anyone viewed the meme as a genuine threat, and the local school district reported having no records at all related to this post. Angie.
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