Chapter 1: What is Maren Morris's stance on the MAGA movement?
Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay triots, they triots, black triots, brown triots, we love you. All of the MAGA fascists can do wet pumps. Fuck off! And then watch this.
Oh, yes! That is such a good one.
Listener, those of you that are on YouTube know, but in the 80s, Um, it was, uh, we would do the bird, but we were like, we felt like if we did that one arm up, one arm down. Yeah. And then would you ever just do a knuckle so you wouldn't get in trouble?
I did both.
You know, those Christian girls can be the naughtiest. The worst. Take it from me. Absolute worst.
All right. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, and I realize this is a niche grievance, but I have fucking had it with duck shit. I have these ducks that have adopted my front yard, which I thought was cute. When I would see them out there, I was like, oh, that's so sweet. It was a couple, and then it's a couple plus a few more males. And I just thought, I love that they've chosen my yard.
Right. And then I realized that my entire front patio, the sidewalk is covered with duck shit. I just didn't realize how much ducks shit before. I never have that much interaction. So now I'm going to have to go buy a fucking power washer and power wash because the ducks chose my, my yard.
I don't get it. So it was all ducks and giggles and then shit hit the fan. high times you felt like I'm just here I am mother goose duck duck goose I am a woman of nature right the animals choose me and they really just shit all over you they do shit everywhere I've never seen anything like it
As it pertains to this power washer situation, you personally are going to go buy the power washer and you personally are going to do the power washing?
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Chapter 2: How does Maren Morris feel about the impact of country music on social issues?
I need you to come power wash. I bet he would do that. That's a great idea.
I would troubleshoot that a little bit before you get out there. We can't have America's top podcaster out there risking her life, power washing duck shit. I know what a clutch you are personally. And I just see that has a disaster written all over it. An ambulance, the whole nine. I can see it all. I kind of like a niche grievance of duck shit. Yeah.
You know, there's going to be people in the comment section that are like, the ducks chose me as well. And I'm right there with you. So here's the thing. Is it... Is it a curse when the ducks choose you?
Does it mean they don't like you? Right. That's what I'm wondering. Like at first, every time I drove out of my yard, I was just like, you know what it is?
What? It's Jesus. It's a God thing. You left the church. You left the church. And then they sent the ducks to shit all over you.
Yeah.
I Googled it. It says attracting ducks symbolizes a need for emotional adaptability, community connection, and balanced nurturing energy. That she needs those things? That's what it sounds like to me. I think that she does need those things. They know she needs that. Yeah.
That's so sweet. That is really nice ducks. Really nice ducks. Okay, let me tell you, I don't have like a major grievance, but I do have a list of things I'd like to review with the class. Number one, I was walking to my workout yesterday and I was reading something on the internet, like a juicy news article about MAGA. But I was looking both up and down as I'm walking.
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Chapter 3: What personal experiences does Maren share about her upbringing in Texas?
And I'm walking in a complete straight line, right? And there's this lady, she's about 65, 70. And she has a little cart and she's wanting to go diagonal. And I look up from my phone and I kind of step around her. She chewed me up and spit me out. She goes, get off your phone so you won't bump into people. And I just thought, I love this woman. I love the abuse. I love the abuse on the streets.
I love this direct. It's just, it's not passive aggressive. It's just aggressive. She just said it. And I just like inhaled and I exhaled the beauty of being just browbeat publicly on the streets of Manhattan. And I turned around and I said, I love you. And I just kept walking because here's the thing. Thank you. When in the South, in the Bible Belt, it's all superficial kindness. All of it.
Oh my God. Hi, how are you? Oh my God, pardon me. Excuse me. And then the person walks over. Did you see that fucking bitch? Shoulder check me. But to the face, it's, oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I got in your way. And I want, I want to be abused. I want just, you know what? She had a point. I was walking and reading. And that could be something she has had it with on this podcast.
I've had it with people trying to multitask and read an article while walking down the street. You need to be all eyes on your surroundings. And I would take her side in that. So I am fair criticism. I am a violator and she chewed me up and spit me out and I enjoyed it. Yeah.
Chapter 4: How does Maren Morris advocate for the LGBTQ+ community?
So I guess I'm somewhat of a masochist.
I think we've always kind of been masochists. We always went in for more when we shouldn't have. We would laugh about it.
Okay. Here's another experience that I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this out loud, but I just have got to because it's been going on for like a month now. Okay. A building caught on fire close to my apartment. And I heard it at like 6 a.m. I heard all the sirens and blah, blah, blah. The dogs and I went on an exploratory walk later in the afternoon to investigate the situation.
And sure enough, there was a building that was on fire. And my FD was working vigorously to get it down. So now they have like these barriers around the building. Right. Because it's like a you know, it's a hazard to have this half burned building. So every night when I walk the dogs and I walk by the building, I always sing the roof, the roof. We don't need no water. Let the motherfucker burn.
And then I'm walking on and I'm like, that is so sociopathic that I'm, and I can't help it. And I think, okay, tomorrow I'm not going to sing the roof is on fire when I walk by the burning building. And then every single time I do, another day I was in a taxi and we drove right by it and it went right off. I'm at the roof. Do you think that's fucked up?
No, I think that's the most normal thing in the world. Fire, roof. The roof is not singing. That was a great song. Didn't you like dance and party to that back in the day?
Oh, yeah. I've cut a rug, got those scissors out and cut a rug, baby.
No, it was great.
Yeah, I don't think that's sociopathic at all. Kylie, do you think it's sociopathic? I don't. And I think that that woman on the street that you love, I think she would do the same thing. I like the sociopathy. I like the assholery.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges faced by women in the context of purity culture?
I don't like this feigned kindness because to me it's so insincere. It's patronizing.
Yeah, and you and I both, people might be surprised to know, like the Pomeranian in your life, she's super bossy and you like it. And I have a friend that is super bossy and I like it.
Not hang on. Pumps jumps into things where nobody knows what she's talking about. The Pomeranian is a nickname for a human being. It's not a Pomeranian. It's a nickname for a human being that I know that I affectionately refer to as the Pomeranian because she's little and she talks like this, but she's super bossy and I like being bossed around. I do too.
Even though I'm bossy, I appreciate bossy people because I think I like... aggressive. This is what we're dealing with right here. I don't like passive aggressive or feigned kindness. I would rather somebody go, I think that's just total bullshit than fleffery.
I agree. Yeah. I like to get bossed around. There's a girl in our college group that she bosses everybody. And it was so funny. I was going to a wedding with her and I came out and she goes, you absolutely cannot wear that. And I was just like, thank you. Yeah.
It's really... That's what I mean. Turned around and changed, and it was just like, great. Thank you for your honesty. Right. Definitely. I completely agree. I completely agree with all of that. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. This is America's Top DEI Podcast. This podcast comes out on Tuesdays and Thursdays. It is called I've Had It, and as you can tell by the introduction...
We're not super serious on this one. Every day we have another podcast called IHIP News where we have digestible news nuggets where we bash MAGA and fight fascism three and four times a day in little short digestible clips. So make sure you're subscribed to both.
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Chapter 6: How does Maren view the current political landscape in Tennessee?
I've had it and IHIP News. This is the producer of I've Had It, Kylie. Hi.
How are you? What have you had it with? You know what? I actually have a story just like yours with that lady. It happened to me last night. Ana and I are sitting on our stoop, trying to be cute, sitting out there with our dog. So New York. I know. This short, round man, older man, is walking his dog, and he's berating his dog out loud, like, fuck you, blah, blah, blah.
And I was just listening to it happen. I would watch him, and he'd kind of tug it, and he'd be like... Fuck you. Mad at the dog. I'm like, I'm not confrontational. So this was my version. He gets right past my eyeline. I throw up a double bird like just for me to him, knowing he wasn't gonna be able to see it.
At the exact same time, over his shoulder, without looking at me, he does it right back to me. It was so impressive. I was kind of like... Wow. We felt the same way about each other. Like a hundred percent.
Several follow-up questions. Yeah. What kind of dog was this?
It was like a bigger dog. I'm not sure. Kind of a mutt. Mixed breed. Yeah. Mixed breed. A little bit chubby.
The size of a German Shepherd or smaller?
A little bit smaller, but thicker. Fat. Overweight.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the recent Supreme Court decisions on women's rights?
Okay. No. They were on a walk. And I heard him the whole way down the street talking to his dog like this. Did the dog seem alarmed by this? No. It seemed used to it.
Okay. And the man, how old was the man? I'm going to go 60s. Okay. And so did you get like personality disorder vibes or do you think this is just their relationship?
Well, at first, sometimes on our street, you'll hear random yellings of people cussing out imaginary people, whatnot. So I heard it and assumed it was that. I realized it's him and his dog. So there could be something going on with the man. Interesting.
Yeah. So he's telling the boss like somebody, a person.
No, he was not on the phone. He was tugging the dog and yelling at it.
Can you do a dramatic reenactment of what this sounded like and what he was saying to the dog?
Yeah. He was, you know, he'd be walking it. The dog would want to be the man and sniff. Okay. And he'd be like, fuck you get any an accent. So I, but I can't do it. He was like, fuck you. You meant this motherfucking dog, this motherfucking dog, you piece of shit. I mean, like really talking to his dog abusively.
That's not nice. Okay. So there's no possible way he saw you giving the double bird.
I waited and it's like he had eyes in the back of his head. I mean, or he felt it or he was just already going to flip me off just from existing. And we just did it at the exact same time. I kind of, it was really impressive, honestly.
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Chapter 8: What does Maren Morris suggest about the future of activism in country music?
Do you,
Did you, that really bothers me. Yes. Yeah. That verbal abuse to a dog. Yeah. What I'm going to do is keep an eye out because typically if they're walking their dog, I'm probably going to see him again. They live in the area. So I'm going to keep my eye on him. What's going on in the World Wide Web? I've got two reviews for you.
I ventured out into different websites like Amazon, different podcasts hosting things instead of Apple. Okay. This one is five stars titled, These Senile Bingbats Sling a Lot of Hot Shit. And they say, this show is called I've Had It, but it should really be called I've Lost It.
Okay.
These women have lost their youth, decency, and every last brain cell, which makes for comedy gold for those of us still in touch with reality. And then they gave you five stars for performance and five stars for story.
Christopher S. Johnson, thank you so much. I think that is a real spot on. Let's see. We have lost youth, true, decency, 100%, and every last brain cell. Totally lost every last brain cell. That is really, that's perfect.
No notes.
I love it. Absolutely no notes. Appreciate the five-star, Christopher.
Thank you. Okay. This one is another five-star. And they write, I expected my favorite thing about this to be the fact that they are old raging bitches who bitch about everything under the sun because that is what I would like to be identified as. I was pleasantly shocked, however, to discover that within the bitchery is so much important conversation about feminism.
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