Kylie
Appearances
I've Had It
Total Bullsh*t with Rahm Emanuel
I've got a couple reviews that I need to read you today. Okay, let's hear them. Up first. This is a recent one.
I've Had It
Total Bullsh*t with Rahm Emanuel
Titled, Josh Welch is a DEI hire. Five stars. And Lenny writes, shout out to Josh Welch. I have extreme OCD too, and it's nice to see neurotic narcissism represented in media. He's the black little mermaid for the obsessive compulsive. Thanks.
I've Had It
Total Bullsh*t with Rahm Emanuel
Okay, up next, we've got three stars titled Closet Magas. And they write, as has been said on the show, anyone who repeatedly bashes a particular group is definitely participating in said shenanigans. These ladies are closet magas for sure. Bring back the petty grievances and leave the politics to the other pod.
I've Had It
Trump Dump with Sen. Chris Murphy
Anything that allowed you to not have to go to the bathroom for 25 hours? Again, I don't want to send a doctor to get mad at me. I don't want my doctor to get mad at me. But I really spent time dehydrating myself beforehand, so I did not have to go to the bathroom. You didn't have to go to the bathroom at all for 25 hours. Again...
I've Had It
It's a Cult!
Voice memos? We've got voice memos today. Excellent. And up first, we're going to listen to Erin.
I've Had It
It's a Cult!
Kylie, have you noticed the camera roll? I refuse to update my phone because I know all about that update.
I've Had It
It's a Cult!
Kylie, what's going on on the World Wide Web? I've got a couple of really important reviews that I'm going to read you today. We have an update from the prom date that you turned down, Angie. Okay.
I've Had It
It's a Cult!
He says, I'm really putting myself out there right now. But hold your cringe for one second. Since your flippant rejection of my first offer, I have been crafting a rebuttal. Pumps the Pod has not been the same since you crushed my heart. I haven't listened for a couple weeks because your voice just hurts to hear anywhere but the other end of my telephone.
I've Had It
It's a Cult!
Can provide background checks and references. Bring your own chaperones. You get the hotel rooms. I'll cover the limos. April 26th. A blue dot in a sea of Midwest red, but a safe space. I've been watching Suits to try and understand the complicated needs and emotions women of the law experience. Stop running from a good dude. In reality and in big dick energy, I drive a hybrid.
I've Had It
It's a Cult!
Educated but not a dick. Eagerly anticipating your counter offer. I also have a field trip to Europe this May slash June.
I've Had It
It's a Cult!
Okay. Up next, five stars titled Fine, Leave Us Alone from Cody. And he says, here is your dang review. Might even be a second. Closeted listener here that never promotes your guy's pod and listens with headphones while working. I love it so much. This review is from great old conservative North Dakota. Do not come here.
I've Had It
It's a Cult!
ChatGPT, or as Josh calls it, ChatGPS. Oh, I've never done it. Okay. I've actually got one queued up from a Stephen Smith, and I do believe this is an AI jingle. Okay.
I've Had It
It's a Cult!
I know I am. Yeah. I spend I hate responding to texts. And then so for work, I do my best to respond to that. You're outside of work. No one gets a response from me. Not one person. Really? All my friends know, like, don't expect a text back. It says that your slow replyers are emotionally unavailable.
I've Had It
The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
All right. Kylie. Okay. I've got some reviews for you today. This one is five stars titled Get Better Soon. And she writes, I think it's time we all send DJT and his entire cabinet Get Better Soon cards, not because they're sick, but because they need to get better at their motherfucking job and soon. Thank you both for being the unfiltered therapy we didn't have to copay for.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
Okay. This one is five stars titled baptized by a beaver. And they write for anyone who's looking for a holy connection to a podcast that will change the trajectory of your life. Keep looking. This lesbian podcast teaches you how to keep your husky clean, raw dog in Florida, and after you join the cult, you may be baptized by a beaver.
I've Had It
The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
The older lesbian couple is slow due to their old age, but the senior citizen home director, Kelly, is paid well and makes sure they have their meds cacao.
I've Had It
The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
First off, I want to say the lady yesterday. Yeah, I can still see her in my head if we want to do like a sketch artist. Oh, I like that. I know exactly what she looks like. And then we could find her on social media. Did she seem like she was an idiot? A hundred percent. She also was, like you said, mad at me and like I owed her instructions and to walk her to the building she's looking for.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Okay, this one is five stars titled, My Two Favorite DEI Degenerates. I love that. A thousand percent the best thing ever out of Oklahoma. Ladies, as a drag performer, cross-dresser, whatever you want to call us, I personally am thrilled to have you as fellow Okies and strong women at the forefront of this orange Jesus era. Love, love, love you both. Keep the content going. P.S.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
You'd both be absolutely blown away at the amount of conservative men who beg girls like me for a taste.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
We do. We have voice memos. Okay. Up first, I've got one from Matthew H., and he sent along some receipts to follow it.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
Okay, so what are the receipts? Okay, so he sent along the post. on Facebook. It says, never done this before. We plan on going out to dinner to celebrate 11 years of marriage and 14 years of being a couple. Dropping $5 would be awesome. Love and peace. And then he also sent along this guy's bio. It says, love God, love people. The rest takes care of itself if you seek his kingdom first.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
Do they try to get rid of the lesbian? I got dunked like before I was conscious. Oh, like christened? Uh-huh. And then I remember at church camp, I was like, yeah, I want to make this decision for me. Wait, did you go into like a lake or was it a tank? Mine was actually in a swimming pool when I was older, probably like 12, 13.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
I've got a couple of reviews for you today. Up first, we've got five stars titled Spilling the Tea, Not the MAGA. If you're thirsty for a podcast that quenches your need for brutal honesty, I've Had It is your oversized Stanley Cup of tea minus the MAGA aftertaste.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
Jennifer Welch and Angie Pump Sullivan serving up piping hot takes with the vigor of women who've seen it all and aren't afraid to spill the truth. Jennifer's alpha energy could lead a pride of alpha lesbians. That's such a compliment. While Pump's sagging assets... are as unapologetically present as their disdain for all things orange and obnoxious.
I've Had It
Trump Thinks He's Hot
They tackle life's absurdities from the cult to overpriced tumblers to the circus of the right-wing politics with a wit so sharp it could slice through the thickest of delusions. If you're ready to hydrate your soul with laughter and leave the mag of madness parched, tune in and raise a glass. Just make sure it's not a Stanley Cup. Love it.
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Micro Penis Parade
Kylie. I've got a couple of reviews for you guys. This one, five stars. The blonde one talks a lot. That narrows it down. Pretty funny, but that blonde one talks a lot. Is that me or her? We're both blonde. That's the joke. Oh, got it. Okay, this one is five stars, titled Proud Beaver in Meemaw's Dam.
I've Had It
Micro Penis Parade
Yes. Finally coming out of the closet as an IHIP fan and ripping off my shame. Dumps and Jessica could very well be my mother as I am a 19-year-old trans-triot.
I've Had It
Micro Penis Parade
But I wouldn't want to spend my days at work listening to anything else but these ladies. Finally refreshing to see elder women, parentheses Jessica much younger, address the real pressing issues like children existing and white women with their fake positive attitudes. I'm drinking their Kool-Aid loud and proud now. As one of the beavers in the dam, I'm a real nasty caca.