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I've Had It

The Patriotic Jerk Off

30 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

7.237 - 8.639 Jennifer Welch

Ready? One, two, three.

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Chapter 2: What types of patriots are mentioned in the episode?

9.8 - 18.051 Jennifer Welch

Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, we love you. And all of the triple Trumpers can do what, Pumps? Fuck off!

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18.071 - 43.981 Angie Sullivan

Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with, I'm going to land the plane, I promise. So I've always had a separate email for orders. Like if I order something, it doesn't come to my main email box. So since the last phone update, I've noticed the things I buy are coming to my main email box. Like how is this happening? How do they even have my email?

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44.682 - 71.078 Angie Sullivan

Well, what I finally figured out is somehow Apple Pay, which is connected to my fake email account, has my real email account so now i'm getting all these order confirmations and updates and oh my gosh we have a new sale in my real email box so that's a long way of saying as much as i love apple pay i've had it that they're giving my real email address

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72.138 - 81.427 Jennifer Welch

I completely agree with this. You know, my long storied battle with email terrorism. I mean, it's just something that I battle all day, every day.

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81.507 - 101.267 Jennifer Welch

I had so many emails in one of my email accounts that I had to go delete emails to make room in my mailbox because I just think it's really a grotesque sense of entitlement that somebody thinks because you buy something from them that they can have your information and then email you without consent.

Chapter 3: What frustrations does Pumps express about email notifications?

101.247 - 127.291 Jennifer Welch

It really bothers me. And here's one that just gets me more than anything. It's the company Zillow. Zillow fucking sucks. Everything about Zillow sucks from top to bottom. A friend recently, I've gone in there multiple times, unsubscribe, unsubscribe from all communications. I want nothing to do with you. Fuck off and die is how basically, it's been multiple, multiple, multiple times.

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127.912 - 149.254 Jennifer Welch

So a friend of mine that's moving to LA just recently sent me her Zillow listing and we're going to make an offer on this house. So immediately, enthusiastically, I click it and I'm going through it. Zillow somehow knows, right? You're back. That I have done this. And now they're emailing me again and I'm clicking unsubscribe.

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149.294 - 171.214 Jennifer Welch

And then it takes me to this landing page to log in, to change my settings. And I'm like, I don't have a login anymore. I broke up. I broke all the way up. I mean, I beyond broke back mountain broke up with you. It's beyond the biggest breakup imaginable. And I don't know what to do about it. If we had a Congress that cared more about

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171.194 - 185.019 Jennifer Welch

About things like this and corporate exploitation, I would call my congressman. But clearly, they're too busy glazing Trump all the time in order to do anything. You think a little grinder, a little Moses Mike grinder gives a shit?

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187.003 - 192.493 Angie Sullivan

No, I don't think he does. I mean, he'll shut the government down before he'll let Trump get embarrassed.

193.587 - 219.615 Jennifer Welch

Yeah. All right. So let me tell you what I've had it with. I spoke to you with you about this the other day when we were on NPR, but I want to share it with our listeners. So everybody knows that my dogs, um, of course are my entire world. That goes without saying, but we live in New York together, the three of us, and we do a I enjoy taking them on walks every single day.

219.715 - 237.835 Jennifer Welch

I enjoy taking them to the dog park. And little Cha-Cha and her disdain for German Shepherds is full-blown escalated. I, first of all, didn't realize how many German Shepherds there were on the streets of New York, but there are quite a few. But we can walk by an Australian Shepherd.

237.955 - 257.638 Jennifer Welch

We can walk by any sort of doodle, because we all know there's like so many doodles, because poodles are getting laid more than anybody else on the planet. And then we have, you know, we could pass by a mutt, a pit bull, a Doberman, a little weenie dog. There's weenie dogs everywhere in New York. I mean, weenie dogs have made a huge comeback. She could give two shits about any of that.

258.22 - 274.612 Jennifer Welch

But if she sees a German shepherd, she goes nuts. crazy. She just goes fucking crazy. And I mean, I see it a block down. So I just start getting the leash and even like tubby nose, like, Oh God, she's going to lose her mind. Cause he starts kind of like bat at her, like, don't do it. He's trying to control her.

Chapter 4: Why does Jennifer have a problem with Zillow?

393.117 - 409.158 Jennifer Welch

as a family outing, but I used to be able to take him because there's a 30 pound, there's a, there's a, at the dog park that we go to, there's a small dog park for little dogs and it's 30 pounds or under. And then right next door to it is the big dog park, which is 30 pounds and over.

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409.298 - 426.611 Jennifer Welch

And I hadn't been back to the big dog park since I was attacked by that black lab that dismantled the hood on my jacket, um, in the middle of a blizzard, but that's okay. Um, So I thought, I'm going to take them to the big dog park. Maybe they don't like these little dogs, and that's why they're sitting on the bench next to me.

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426.631 - 448.316 Jennifer Welch

But as I approached the gate, there were two German shepherds in there. And I was just like, I'm not doing this. But you know what's crazy about the whole German? There we are. There we are at the dog park. You know what's crazy about the whole German Shepherd thing? When she goes after them, they cower down. They puss out. Yes. That surprises me.

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448.336 - 472.753 Jennifer Welch

Me too, because I'm like, you guys are like badasses. You're cops. You're like canines. They're drug busters. You know, they're like, you know, send them on a cartel house and they go in horrible conditions. Yeah. But they're scared of cha-cha and she knows it too. She's such a little twat. It's unbelievable. I was talking to her about it this morning before I came in.

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473.122 - 490.527 Jennifer Welch

She said, we've got to stop this. Cha-cha. I was like, listen, you've got to, I want to start going back to the big side. We're going to have to deal with this German issue. No disrespect to any German listeners, but my dog is not into it. All right. Welcome to I've Had It, America's Top DEI Podcast. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie.

491.568 - 508.549 Kylie

Let's check in with Kylie and hear some reviews. Hi. First, I do feel like I need to make an announcement. I pick up my dog's poop now. That was like right when I moved here. I didn't have, it's like affecting my real life. These people. Good.

509.19 - 510.251 Jennifer Welch

So shaming works.

510.651 - 511.392 Kylie

It does work.

511.412 - 512.033 Jennifer Welch

Excellent.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of Cha-Cha's behavior towards German Shepherds?

697.78 - 708.914 Angie Sullivan

It doesn't matter because I'm above it. And I think that is so terribly upsetting. I mean, it's a cause of great shame for me. And I see it all the time.

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710.516 - 741.254 Jennifer Welch

Yeah. And I just think that there's a bigger message that we have to all call out racism when we see it. I think racist apologists that know, I think that's the most insidious thing there is. And there's just, at least in Oklahoma, there's just so much of it. It's just overwhelming sometimes how racist people can be, parents can be towards kids of color. It's just, it's really, it's really gross.

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741.274 - 745.858 Jennifer Welch

And it is just completely like boiling right now, I think.

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747.256 - 769.607 Kylie

Okay, then the next review I've got is titled, Nipple Hanger, 5 Stars. Rhonda Fonda writes, I want to see pumps with that hanger on one of her sagging dragons. Big Titty Brian would be so jealous. As the 61-year-old blue speck in a Bible Belt, Mississippi, I love your podcast. I'm so old. I look at you two as my long-lost nieces. We never had kids by choice.

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770.168 - 773.533 Kylie

And I'm so proud of both of you for telling it like it is.

774.357 - 798.667 Jennifer Welch

I love Rhonda. That's so sweet. I've long felt that blue dots and red states are the best progressives in the entire country. I mean, it's just those are the fiercest fighters the Democratic Party has. And the Democratic Party abandoned, stupidly, a 50-state strategy. And you could have some of the most organized, fierce fighters. I mean, people that just get in that ass.

798.767 - 823.23 Jennifer Welch

I mean, the people that I know that are blue dots and red states and have been that way, they are the ones who call out racism, who call out homophobia, who get in that ass. I used to get in Pump's ass all the time. I mean, 25 years ago, stuff would come out of her mouth or her friend's mouth, and I was... Right there, parked, going, what the actual fuck is going on here?

823.971 - 839.582 Jennifer Welch

And that makes change, confronting people about their racism, confronting people about bigotry, confronting people about homophobia or supporting systems of homophobia. I mean, I was relentless with you, wasn't I, Pumps?

839.562 - 870.09 Angie Sullivan

Yes, but I'm glad you were because if you don't see it because that's all you know, you never think about it. And so it takes somebody calling you out for you to think about it. And just over time, it changes how you think and it changes your worldview and your perspective in a way that for me, I feel like it made me such a much better person and so much happier. I think so too.

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