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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Ready? One, two, three.
Chapter 2: What types of patriots are mentioned in the episode?
Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, we love you. And all of the triple Trumpers can do what, Pumps? Fuck off!
Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with, I'm going to land the plane, I promise. So I've always had a separate email for orders. Like if I order something, it doesn't come to my main email box. So since the last phone update, I've noticed the things I buy are coming to my main email box. Like how is this happening? How do they even have my email?
Well, what I finally figured out is somehow Apple Pay, which is connected to my fake email account, has my real email account so now i'm getting all these order confirmations and updates and oh my gosh we have a new sale in my real email box so that's a long way of saying as much as i love apple pay i've had it that they're giving my real email address
I completely agree with this. You know, my long storied battle with email terrorism. I mean, it's just something that I battle all day, every day.
I had so many emails in one of my email accounts that I had to go delete emails to make room in my mailbox because I just think it's really a grotesque sense of entitlement that somebody thinks because you buy something from them that they can have your information and then email you without consent.
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Chapter 3: What frustrations does Pumps express about email notifications?
It really bothers me. And here's one that just gets me more than anything. It's the company Zillow. Zillow fucking sucks. Everything about Zillow sucks from top to bottom. A friend recently, I've gone in there multiple times, unsubscribe, unsubscribe from all communications. I want nothing to do with you. Fuck off and die is how basically, it's been multiple, multiple, multiple times.
So a friend of mine that's moving to LA just recently sent me her Zillow listing and we're going to make an offer on this house. So immediately, enthusiastically, I click it and I'm going through it. Zillow somehow knows, right? You're back. That I have done this. And now they're emailing me again and I'm clicking unsubscribe.
And then it takes me to this landing page to log in, to change my settings. And I'm like, I don't have a login anymore. I broke up. I broke all the way up. I mean, I beyond broke back mountain broke up with you. It's beyond the biggest breakup imaginable. And I don't know what to do about it. If we had a Congress that cared more about
About things like this and corporate exploitation, I would call my congressman. But clearly, they're too busy glazing Trump all the time in order to do anything. You think a little grinder, a little Moses Mike grinder gives a shit?
No, I don't think he does. I mean, he'll shut the government down before he'll let Trump get embarrassed.
Yeah. All right. So let me tell you what I've had it with. I spoke to you with you about this the other day when we were on NPR, but I want to share it with our listeners. So everybody knows that my dogs, um, of course are my entire world. That goes without saying, but we live in New York together, the three of us, and we do a I enjoy taking them on walks every single day.
I enjoy taking them to the dog park. And little Cha-Cha and her disdain for German Shepherds is full-blown escalated. I, first of all, didn't realize how many German Shepherds there were on the streets of New York, but there are quite a few. But we can walk by an Australian Shepherd.
We can walk by any sort of doodle, because we all know there's like so many doodles, because poodles are getting laid more than anybody else on the planet. And then we have, you know, we could pass by a mutt, a pit bull, a Doberman, a little weenie dog. There's weenie dogs everywhere in New York. I mean, weenie dogs have made a huge comeback. She could give two shits about any of that.
But if she sees a German shepherd, she goes nuts. crazy. She just goes fucking crazy. And I mean, I see it a block down. So I just start getting the leash and even like tubby nose, like, Oh God, she's going to lose her mind. Cause he starts kind of like bat at her, like, don't do it. He's trying to control her.
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Chapter 4: Why does Jennifer have a problem with Zillow?
as a family outing, but I used to be able to take him because there's a 30 pound, there's a, there's a, at the dog park that we go to, there's a small dog park for little dogs and it's 30 pounds or under. And then right next door to it is the big dog park, which is 30 pounds and over.
And I hadn't been back to the big dog park since I was attacked by that black lab that dismantled the hood on my jacket, um, in the middle of a blizzard, but that's okay. Um, So I thought, I'm going to take them to the big dog park. Maybe they don't like these little dogs, and that's why they're sitting on the bench next to me.
But as I approached the gate, there were two German shepherds in there. And I was just like, I'm not doing this. But you know what's crazy about the whole German? There we are. There we are at the dog park. You know what's crazy about the whole German Shepherd thing? When she goes after them, they cower down. They puss out. Yes. That surprises me.
Me too, because I'm like, you guys are like badasses. You're cops. You're like canines. They're drug busters. You know, they're like, you know, send them on a cartel house and they go in horrible conditions. Yeah. But they're scared of cha-cha and she knows it too. She's such a little twat. It's unbelievable. I was talking to her about it this morning before I came in.
She said, we've got to stop this. Cha-cha. I was like, listen, you've got to, I want to start going back to the big side. We're going to have to deal with this German issue. No disrespect to any German listeners, but my dog is not into it. All right. Welcome to I've Had It, America's Top DEI Podcast. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie.
Let's check in with Kylie and hear some reviews. Hi. First, I do feel like I need to make an announcement. I pick up my dog's poop now. That was like right when I moved here. I didn't have, it's like affecting my real life. These people. Good.
So shaming works.
It does work.
Excellent.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of Cha-Cha's behavior towards German Shepherds?
It doesn't matter because I'm above it. And I think that is so terribly upsetting. I mean, it's a cause of great shame for me. And I see it all the time.
Yeah. And I just think that there's a bigger message that we have to all call out racism when we see it. I think racist apologists that know, I think that's the most insidious thing there is. And there's just, at least in Oklahoma, there's just so much of it. It's just overwhelming sometimes how racist people can be, parents can be towards kids of color. It's just, it's really, it's really gross.
And it is just completely like boiling right now, I think.
Okay, then the next review I've got is titled, Nipple Hanger, 5 Stars. Rhonda Fonda writes, I want to see pumps with that hanger on one of her sagging dragons. Big Titty Brian would be so jealous. As the 61-year-old blue speck in a Bible Belt, Mississippi, I love your podcast. I'm so old. I look at you two as my long-lost nieces. We never had kids by choice.
And I'm so proud of both of you for telling it like it is.
I love Rhonda. That's so sweet. I've long felt that blue dots and red states are the best progressives in the entire country. I mean, it's just those are the fiercest fighters the Democratic Party has. And the Democratic Party abandoned, stupidly, a 50-state strategy. And you could have some of the most organized, fierce fighters. I mean, people that just get in that ass.
I mean, the people that I know that are blue dots and red states and have been that way, they are the ones who call out racism, who call out homophobia, who get in that ass. I used to get in Pump's ass all the time. I mean, 25 years ago, stuff would come out of her mouth or her friend's mouth, and I was... Right there, parked, going, what the actual fuck is going on here?
And that makes change, confronting people about their racism, confronting people about bigotry, confronting people about homophobia or supporting systems of homophobia. I mean, I was relentless with you, wasn't I, Pumps?
Yes, but I'm glad you were because if you don't see it because that's all you know, you never think about it. And so it takes somebody calling you out for you to think about it. And just over time, it changes how you think and it changes your worldview and your perspective in a way that for me, I feel like it made me such a much better person and so much happier. I think so too.
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