I've Had It

Red, White, and Screwed

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Turns out the alpha male 'manosphere' movement is doing great things for the lesbian community.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more...

Titty Baby Nation

20 May 2025

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This might be the straw that finally breaks Jesse Watters back. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://link...

Sh*t Happens in Trump's America

15 May 2025

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We ask the hard-shitting questions about a viral road rage incident...Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https:...

United States of Stupid

13 May 2025

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ChatGPT absolutely torches Jen and Pumps with a five star roast.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://link...

Jesus Christ Super Capitalist

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does best-selling author Jesus Christ really need to be running more ads on tv??Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking he...

Donald's Demon Queens

06 May 2025

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We may not be intellectual heavyweights but at least we're charming.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://...

Grifter-in-Chief

01 May 2025

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The world hates us and honestly, we get it.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast...

Protect the Voodoo Dolls

29 Apr 2025

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Monét X Change is here in studio and ready to put a witchy spell on the evil wannabe drag queens running this country.Pre-order our new book, join ou...

America’s Top DEI Podcast

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For the permanent record, Donald Trump is god awful at interior design.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https...

Total Bullsh*t with Rahm Emanuel

22 Apr 2025

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Rahm Emanuel joins Jen in having tough conversations about the Democratic party. Josh Welch subs in for a sick Pumps.Pre-order our new book, join our ...

The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're fine with billionaires going to space, as long as they promise to stay there.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking...

White Trash Supremacy

15 Apr 2025

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Don't wear pajama bottoms out in public if you don't want to be mistaken for a Trumper.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clic...

Trump Thinks He's Hot

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would you wear a MAGA hat all day for a million dollars? Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/i...

Trump Dump with Sen. Chris Murphy

08 Apr 2025

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There's nothing we love more than some good ole-fashioned sh**-talking session about coworkers, and Senator Chris Murphy does not disappoint.Pre-order...

Micro Penis Parade

03 Apr 2025

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You’re so vain, you probably think this episode is about you.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linkt...

It's a Cult!

01 Apr 2025

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If God is guiding your surgeon's hand... you're in trouble.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee...

White Trash Conman

27 Mar 2025

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AARP's newest cover girl, Angela Dawn, joins us today to discuss fraud prevention.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking ...

Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

25 Mar 2025

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We finally got Chelsea Handler to tell us what she's had it with.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://lin...

MAGA Jesus is a D**k

20 Mar 2025

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There are certain people that need to be removed from the gene pool altogether.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking her...

The Stupid Era

18 Mar 2025

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Taking down misogynists and MAGA with Drew AfualoPre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditp...

Failed Trust Fund Baby

13 Mar 2025

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An orange toddler and a failed drag queen walk into an Oval Office... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https:...

Start Bullying Conservatives

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

MAGA loves to show off their low IQ's... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. ...

Ban Straight Marriage

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join our beaver walk for democracy, hosted by Angie D. Beaver! Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linkt...

Dump Trucking

04 Mar 2025

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Pumps is showing signs of Dementia while Jen is looking better than ever. Oscar-winning actress Marcia Gay Harden joins us to discuss gender reveals a...

The Red Flag List

27 Feb 2025

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Angela Dawn is yassified and ready to hit the online dating apps. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://li...

Teenie Weenie, Not Hot, and MAGA

25 Feb 2025

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Jen decides to change her will in order to f*** with Pumps from the grave. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: h...

Little Broke Bestie

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If your toddler is your best friend, you just might be a loser. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://link...

Baby Weight Fraud

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps are coming to you all the way from the big city with a brand new list of petty grievances to get pissed off about. Pre-order our new boo...

No D**k Energy

13 Feb 2025

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Pumps gets a promposal and Jen recaps the Super Bowl halftime show. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://...

Breathing Stupid Air

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In order to survive the next four years in Trump's America, we're going to need to laugh A LOT. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and mo...

Our Best Gays Are Ahead of Us

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mommy-vlogging gone wrong, hate academies, and bumper sticker abuse. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https:/...

Narcissistic Dead People

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pumps reveals how she's personally been keeping the burger industry afloat with her own capitalist con. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult,...

The Money Shot

30 Jan 2025

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Moral of the episode? DO NOT stick a Hawaiian Breeze Febreeze can up your butt... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking ...

Broken Give a F**k Meter

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The icon Lisa Rinna joins us to s**t-talk everything from vow renewals to Trump and his circle of losers. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cul...

The Breakup List

23 Jan 2025

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We rank our biggest red flags for doomed couples and play some listener grievances. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicki...

Let Them be A**holes

21 Jan 2025

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Mel Robbins teaches us how to handle the narcissist we're stuck with for the next four years. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more ...

Toddler Terrorism

16 Jan 2025

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Jen and Pumps go to couples therapy. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Than...

She Wants to Kill Me

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Big Pumps is back in the Big City accompanied by a much younger Jennifer and they're joined by Congressman Eric Swalwell to get all the tea on Congres...

Two Uglies Make Beauty

09 Jan 2025

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Jen and Pumps learn how to properly get freaky in a movie theatre with comedian Roy Wood Jr. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more b...

Leader of Stupid People

07 Jan 2025

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Pumps lets slip her reversion back to Karenism and Jen holds a much needed intervention. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by cl...

Cut the Apron Strings

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've infiltrated the college mom Facebook groups, and it's even scarier than you imagined. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by...

New Year, Same Us

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our New Year's resolution is to forget the high road and go lower at every turn. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking h...

Middle-Aged Big Girl

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pumps is making major breakthroughs and Jen takes a well-deserved victory lap. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking he...

Am I the Christmas A**hole?

24 Dec 2024

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Merry Christmas Eve, A**holes! Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you...

No Teenie Weenie

19 Dec 2024

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The *only* teenie weenie Pumps has ever craved and she can't have it... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: http...

Jailbird Lovebirds

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Josh uncover the missing piece for Pumps in her (nonexistent) search for love.  Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more ...

Can't Do Sh*t About Me

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rep. Maxwell Frost, the first of Gen Z to be elected into congress, represents the exact style of 'f**k you politics' we've been looking for. Pre-ord...

See You Never

10 Dec 2024

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We're banning small talk, catching up with an old acquaintance in public, and ANY mention of the weather.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult...

Immediately GFYS

05 Dec 2024

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Nothing better than our listeners giving us new things to hate.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linkt...

Gay Coded Cowboys

03 Dec 2024

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Jared Freid joins us in the studio to share his *impressively* long list of petty grievances. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more ...

Feed the Strays

28 Nov 2024

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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the mom from Ohio, who laughs at the flight attendant's comedy routines. Pre-order our new book, join our Patre...

Not Thankful for Phil

26 Nov 2024

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We are thankful for these ridiculous posts on the Nextdoor App. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://link...

We Are So Back

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Humans seem to be reaching new levels of stupidity we didn't know were possible. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking h...

If That's Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Billy Eichner wages war against the moon. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast....

Mental Self-Checkout

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Finally, We're taking our grievances to the boss. COME SEE US IN NEW YORK THIS SATURDAY, NOV. 16th - clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast ...

Elder on Elder Abuse

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We asked listeners for their worst online dating horror stories, and you all delivered. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by cli...

WTF America

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Patriots, Gaytriots, and Theytriots...We will get through this together, one laugh at a time. Let's all CACAW together as the Blue-Tailed/Winged Hawks...

Sound the Sirens

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RaeShanda Lias is here to read you to filth if you do not vote today.If you want to vote and are unsure where to go, visit https://iwillvote.com to ma...

The Election Eve Special with Sen. Bernie Sanders

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Patriots, Gaytriots, and Theytriots! We are feeling the BERN on this election eve.  Make sure you get out and vote tomorrow. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK a...

So Much to Unpack with Governor Gavin Newsom

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps enlist the Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, to discuss the ramifications of Trump 2.0 and the desperate need to ban gender reveal p...

Hit It Out of the Park

29 Oct 2024

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Jen and Pumps clean up their act for the first female Governor of New York, Kathy Hochul. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by c...

A Place for Pettiness

24 Oct 2024

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Jen and Pumps crack down on Stanley Cup toting Trump supporters, and Molly Jong-Fast gives us her take on the current presidential race. PRE-ORDER OUR...

The Gay Exceptions

22 Oct 2024

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A Twink and a Redhead show respect to their elders. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehadi...

Asserting Our Dominance

17 Oct 2024

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Our best friend from Australia, Rennae Stubbs, is here to shame all the sh*tty plane passengers AND the sh*tting plane pilots. Please donate to Javi's...

The Age of Unenlightenment

15 Oct 2024

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Our New York City series continues with Jason and Davram of the Good Liars.  PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by clicking here:...

Sexless in the City

10 Oct 2024

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The girls take Don Lemon and zip him up inside their chest, Baby Reindeer style. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by clicking he...

The Nation Needs a Therapist

08 Oct 2024

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This country needs a group therapy session, and our favorite psychotherapist, Terri Cole, is up for the task. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tou...

Inject It Into My Veins

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've had it and f**k you. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to our...

Butcher at the Barbershop

01 Oct 2024

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New York Congressman Dan Goldman finally admits we're best friends. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at ...

The Gayest Eagle

26 Sep 2024

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Your cute little matching family photo sessions aren't fooling us OR our listeners. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, me...

Yuck Is My Yum

24 Sep 2024

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Had It or Hit It: Jelqing? Scott Seiss, author of The Customer Is Always Wrong, weighs in on this viral phenomenon.NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more ...

Don't Mess With Women

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps joined the Fighting for Reproductive Freedom Bus Tour for Harris Walz in Pennsylvania this week. The girls sat down with actress Ka...

You're a Scorpio? I'm an Adult

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jon Lovett invites Jennifer and Pumps to the cool kids table for some world-class sh*t talking. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour ...

America's Legal Eagle

12 Sep 2024

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Jen recruits the hosts of Girls Next Level, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, to help end our Legal Eagle's 8,967 day dry spell. NEW TOUR DATES ANN...

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb F**k

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Back by popular demand: Dramatic readings from the NextDoor App. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at link...

Had It or Hit It? with Barack Obama

05 Sep 2024

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Jen and Pumps get extra petty today before playing a round of Had It or Hit It? with former President Barack Obama.  Have questions about voting? Vis...

Total Size Queen

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Listeners send us what they've had it with. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast...

Normalize Being Awful

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps attempt to figure out what a "life coach" is. Drag Race alum, BenDeLaCreme takes on stupid drivers and amateur drag queens. NEW TOUR DAT...

We Got Our Flag Back

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Taking a quick victory lap after the Democratic National Convention. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at ...

Full Grown Ti**y Baby

22 Aug 2024

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Jennifer's getting married at a nudist colony and Pumps is the maid of honor.NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and ...

Wrap It Before You Tap it

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Samantha Bee helps us lay down some new rules: Toes should never be separated, movies need a time limit, and JD Vance should be banned from all Ashley...

Permanently Uninvited

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Having a gaytriot summer with Cody Rigsby & Andrew Chappelle. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at lin...

Rock, Paper, Scissor Me

13 Aug 2024

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When it comes to being a psychotic pet owner, Brian Tyler Cohen takes the cake. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch a...

Ugly Babies

08 Aug 2024

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It's scientifically proven that Memaw loves taking it from the rear. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at ...

Governor Andy Beshear

06 Aug 2024

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Gov. Andy Beshear stops by the I've Had It studios to make the case for democracy. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merc...

Meat Curtain Memaw

01 Aug 2024

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INJURED? Call 1-800-MEAT-CURTAINS NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you...

Sanctimommies

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Assholes for the greater good. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to...

Patriots and Gaytriots Assemble

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Conservatives are in their era of stupidity. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcas...

We Hate Us

23 Jul 2024

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Becca Tobin joins us in mutual self-hatred. Get more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to our sponsors...

Stacking Up That Therapy Bill

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

DO NOT ask to borrow Memaw's tent. NEW TOUR STOPS ANNOUNCED! Get more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank yo...

Camel Toe Vigilance

16 Jul 2024

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Latrice Royale is joined by your two favorite drag queens, Miss Information & Memaw Drag. Get more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at l...

Nobody Likes a Soft Serve

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are *thrilled* to announce that Pumps hasn't been laid 2,457 days.Get more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcastT...

Do You Think They'll Cancel?

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen, Pumps and Gary Janetti become a very petty throuple. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever y...

Petty Patriots

04 Jul 2024

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Happy Fourth of July, Patriots! CAW CAW NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcas...

Little D*ck Energy with Tinx

02 Jul 2024

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We did a thing. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts by visiting linktr.ee...

F**k Your Flow

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you're ugly just be upfront about it.NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcas...

Ordering Nightmare with Karine Jean-Pierre

25 Jun 2024

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Let's all work together to leave behind a better society for our kids - preferably one with less complicated math problems. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABL...

Your Call is Unimportant to Us

20 Jun 2024

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Pumps is in her 'I hate people' era. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts ...

Lip to Lip Action

18 Jun 2024

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If you mess with the bull, you get the horns. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your...

Nixonian Jabs

13 Jun 2024

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It's all about the cover-up. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts by visit...