I've Had It

Middle-Aged Big Girl

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pumps is making major breakthroughs and Jen takes a well-deserved victory lap. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking he...

Am I the Christmas A**hole?

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Christmas Eve, A**holes! Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you...

No Teenie Weenie

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The *only* teenie weenie Pumps has ever craved and she can't have it... Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: http...

Jailbird Lovebirds

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Josh uncover the missing piece for Pumps in her (nonexistent) search for love.  Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more ...

Can't Do Sh*t About Me

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rep. Maxwell Frost, the first of Gen Z to be elected into congress, represents the exact style of 'f**k you politics' we've been looking for. Pre-ord...

See You Never

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're banning small talk, catching up with an old acquaintance in public, and ANY mention of the weather.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult...

Immediately GFYS

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nothing better than our listeners giving us new things to hate.Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linkt...

Gay Coded Cowboys

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jared Freid joins us in the studio to share his *impressively* long list of petty grievances. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more ...

Feed the Strays

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the mom from Ohio, who laughs at the flight attendant's comedy routines. Pre-order our new book, join our Patre...

Not Thankful for Phil

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are thankful for these ridiculous posts on the Nextdoor App. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://link...

We Are So Back

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Humans seem to be reaching new levels of stupidity we didn't know were possible. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking h...

If That's Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Billy Eichner wages war against the moon. Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast....

Mental Self-Checkout

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Finally, We're taking our grievances to the boss. COME SEE US IN NEW YORK THIS SATURDAY, NOV. 16th - clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast ...

Elder on Elder Abuse

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We asked listeners for their worst online dating horror stories, and you all delivered. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by cli...

WTF America

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Patriots, Gaytriots, and Theytriots...We will get through this together, one laugh at a time. Let's all CACAW together as the Blue-Tailed/Winged Hawks...

Sound the Sirens

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RaeShanda Lias is here to read you to filth if you do not vote today.If you want to vote and are unsure where to go, visit https://iwillvote.com to ma...

The Election Eve Special with Sen. Bernie Sanders

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Patriots, Gaytriots, and Theytriots! We are feeling the BERN on this election eve.  Make sure you get out and vote tomorrow. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK a...

So Much to Unpack with Governor Gavin Newsom

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps enlist the Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, to discuss the ramifications of Trump 2.0 and the desperate need to ban gender reveal p...

Hit It Out of the Park

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps clean up their act for the first female Governor of New York, Kathy Hochul. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by c...

A Place for Pettiness

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps crack down on Stanley Cup toting Trump supporters, and Molly Jong-Fast gives us her take on the current presidential race. PRE-ORDER OUR...

The Gay Exceptions

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Twink and a Redhead show respect to their elders. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehadi...

Asserting Our Dominance

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our best friend from Australia, Rennae Stubbs, is here to shame all the sh*tty plane passengers AND the sh*tting plane pilots. Please donate to Javi's...

The Age of Unenlightenment

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our New York City series continues with Jason and Davram of the Good Liars.  PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by clicking here:...

Sexless in the City

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The girls take Don Lemon and zip him up inside their chest, Baby Reindeer style. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by clicking he...

The Nation Needs a Therapist

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This country needs a group therapy session, and our favorite psychotherapist, Terri Cole, is up for the task. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tou...

Inject It Into My Veins

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've had it and f**k you. PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK and find live tour dates + more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to our...

Butcher at the Barbershop

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

New York Congressman Dan Goldman finally admits we're best friends. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at ...

The Gayest Eagle

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Your cute little matching family photo sessions aren't fooling us OR our listeners. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, me...

Yuck Is My Yum

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Had It or Hit It: Jelqing? Scott Seiss, author of The Customer Is Always Wrong, weighs in on this viral phenomenon.NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more ...

Don't Mess With Women

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps joined the Fighting for Reproductive Freedom Bus Tour for Harris Walz in Pennsylvania this week. The girls sat down with actress Ka...

You're a Scorpio? I'm an Adult

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jon Lovett invites Jennifer and Pumps to the cool kids table for some world-class sh*t talking. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour ...

America's Legal Eagle

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen recruits the hosts of Girls Next Level, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, to help end our Legal Eagle's 8,967 day dry spell. NEW TOUR DATES ANN...

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb F**k

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Back by popular demand: Dramatic readings from the NextDoor App. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at link...

Had It or Hit It? with Barack Obama

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps get extra petty today before playing a round of Had It or Hit It? with former President Barack Obama.  Have questions about voting? Vis...

Total Size Queen

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Listeners send us what they've had it with. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast...

Normalize Being Awful

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps attempt to figure out what a "life coach" is. Drag Race alum, BenDeLaCreme takes on stupid drivers and amateur drag queens. NEW TOUR DAT...

We Got Our Flag Back

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Taking a quick victory lap after the Democratic National Convention. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at ...

Full Grown Ti**y Baby

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer's getting married at a nudist colony and Pumps is the maid of honor.NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and ...

Wrap It Before You Tap it

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Samantha Bee helps us lay down some new rules: Toes should never be separated, movies need a time limit, and JD Vance should be banned from all Ashley...

Permanently Uninvited

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Having a gaytriot summer with Cody Rigsby & Andrew Chappelle. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at lin...

Rock, Paper, Scissor Me

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When it comes to being a psychotic pet owner, Brian Tyler Cohen takes the cake. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch a...

Ugly Babies

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's scientifically proven that Memaw loves taking it from the rear. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at ...

Governor Andy Beshear

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gov. Andy Beshear stops by the I've Had It studios to make the case for democracy. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merc...

Meat Curtain Memaw

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

INJURED? Call 1-800-MEAT-CURTAINS NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you...

Sanctimommies

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Assholes for the greater good. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to...

Patriots and Gaytriots Assemble

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Conservatives are in their era of stupidity. NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! For more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcas...

We Hate Us

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Becca Tobin joins us in mutual self-hatred. Get more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to our sponsors...

Stacking Up That Therapy Bill

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

DO NOT ask to borrow Memaw's tent. NEW TOUR STOPS ANNOUNCED! Get more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank yo...

Camel Toe Vigilance

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Latrice Royale is joined by your two favorite drag queens, Miss Information & Memaw Drag. Get more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at l...

Nobody Likes a Soft Serve

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are *thrilled* to announce that Pumps hasn't been laid 2,457 days.Get more I've Had It + tour updates, merch and more at linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcastT...

Do You Think They'll Cancel?

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen, Pumps and Gary Janetti become a very petty throuple. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever y...

Petty Patriots

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Fourth of July, Patriots! CAW CAW NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcas...

Little D*ck Energy with Tinx

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We did a thing. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts by visiting linktr.ee...

F**k Your Flow

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you're ugly just be upfront about it.NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcas...

Ordering Nightmare with Karine Jean-Pierre

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let's all work together to leave behind a better society for our kids - preferably one with less complicated math problems. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABL...

Your Call is Unimportant to Us

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pumps is in her 'I hate people' era. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts ...

Lip to Lip Action

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you mess with the bull, you get the horns. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your...

Nixonian Jabs

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's all about the cover-up. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts by visit...

Pumps' Clandestine Dating Life

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Princess of Podcasting gives online dating a shot (completely against her will). NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscrib...

The Motorboat Conundrum

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Okay patriots, it's your turn to take the quiz: https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/quiz/political-typology/ Post your results by leaving a 5-star re...

Negative, Self-Righteous, Terrible

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Since it's pride month, we're gonna get a little bit fruity today. Our favorite Instagrammer, Matt Bernstein (@mattxiv) joins in to talk TERF Wars and...

Stupidity on Parade

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We found the absolute dumbest motherf***ers on the World Wide Web. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It w...

Make Working Out Gay Again

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Monét X Change teaches the girls about DL men. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get you...

That Is Passionate Hate

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Voice memos so good they’ve got you gritting your teeth in passionate hate. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I'...

A**holes on Airplanes with Passenger Shaming

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Flying faux pas & f*ckery with the genius behind @PassengerShaming. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Ha...

Who's That F***ing Nerd?

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"When you're here, you're family." NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts by...

Bringing Down the House with Rep. Jasmine Crockett

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Two petty queens and one fearless congresswoman combining forces. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wh...

The War on Condiments

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's a lot of cuckoo for Coco Puffs going on here... NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you...

In Bed with Don Lemon

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Jen and Pumps are very blessed to be joined by the highly favored Don Lemon. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I...

Die a Thousand Deaths

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is an exceptionally uplifting, inspirational, and #blessed episode. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store and Subscribe to I've Ha...

AustinShow Tops Off

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hit it: Selfish tops, white-hat Karens, and men sitting down to pee. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store  Subscribe to I've Had It ...

A Lexus With 50 Cents

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Whatever you do, DO NOT ding dong ditch the Welches. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store Subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get y...

Good Liars Never Surrender

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome, Patriots! The Good Liars take a break from trolling Trumpers to tell us what they’ve had with. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://iveha...

Bring Back Smoking on Planes

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've had it with Amish people, motherhood and hideous bedazzled cups. Host of the Bitch Bible, Jackie Schimmel, hops on and proudly boasts about leav...

Modest is Hottest

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Critical thinking is in, homeschooling is out. Comedian Caroline Baniewicz weighs in. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store Come see I...

Your Idea Sucks

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let's circle back to workshop this idea so that we don't end up scrambling the jets before Pumps gets a chance to take somebody out in the parking lot...

Madam Vice President

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps sit down with Vice President Kamala Harris in Washington DC. They air grievances, both big and small, and even float the idea of the Dep...

Politically Incorrect with Susie Essman

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps have had it with convertibles and are finally calling them out for being the bait-and-switch that they are. Pumps has (hypocritical...

Drinking Haterade

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps are in their voice memo 'era' today and listen to what you all have had it with. Pumps is tired of her socks disappearing in the dr...

You're Not a Psycho, You're a Revolutionary

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps are back it, reading some of the juiciest lies ever told by users on Reddit. Jennifer has had it with those claiming to miss the 'good o...

Don't Make Me a Better Person

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re having a community episode today! Jen and Pumps asked their listeners/Patreon cult members to submit what they’ve had it with so we can all ...

Girl, You Just Called Yourself Out

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps are riled up today. Pumps kicks it off with a rant so good, it only further proves why she is one of America's greatest legal minds...

I Don't Want That Receipt with Josh Welch

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps have had it with a lot today, listener. From streaming services that screw you over to husbands that don't even know what a screwdr...

It’s Not Imposter Syndrome, You Actually Suck

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps have a treat in store for you listeners - the creator of our favorite Instagram account, @disappointingaffirmations, joins us today to d...

Uncut Gems with Countess Luann

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps have had it. Pumps describes a horrendous experience she recently had with a toddler parent in a parking lot and Jennifer has had i...

Pumps Up Hoes Down

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps play a fun game of 'browbeat the lesbian' with Kiley on today's episode. The girls dissect and reflect on their beloved producer's ...

This is a Bad Idea, But...

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps kick off today's episode with their latest petty grievances. Jennifer calls out Pumps for an insanely over-the-top kids' birthday p...

Survival of the Dumbest

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Patriots! Today, Jennifer and Pumps share their petty grievances and listen to a hilarious line-up of voice memos. From birth plans to nut sacks o...

Gold Star Gay Dads

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps are joined in studio today by our good friend, Brian Patrick Flynn. The three discuss crop-dusting innocent bystanders in public, f...

The Useful Idiot with Michael Cohen

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps have an infinite amount of questions when it comes to the seemlingly insane narcissist we've come to know as Donald J. Trump. Is he...

Trad Wife Bad Life

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps have a lot to cover today, so buckle up. Before they get to everyone's favorite neighborhood app the girls have to discuss the grifters ...

You Can't Coach Stupid

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you have a secret that could ruin your life if anyone found out? Turns out a lot of people do and they're not afraid to post about it on Reddit. Je...

Shopping for Pain with Kaitlyn Bristowe

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Pumps are joined by Kaitlyn Bristowe to talk about ti**y baby NFL fans, her recent public break-up and how to handle the internet trolls that ...

Longer the Toast, Shorter the Marriage

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Jennifer and Pumps dish out the sh*t-talking and play some listener voice memos. It's uncovered that Jen has caused many a divorce with her lac...

Southern ASMR with Jerry O'Connell

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer and Pumps are joind today by the rizz king himself, Jerry O'Connell. The three have really had it with passengers on the doorless Alaska Air ...

Girl, Please!

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Girl, Please! Today Jennifer has a lot in store for you, most of it at the expense of our shining star, Pumps. The girls discuss their rece...

Fear& Humiliation

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Jennifer and Pumps prove there's no faster way to their heart than getting full-on ghosted. Hasan Piker, Austin Show and Will Neff sit down wit...

Finely Aged Narcissism

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Josh Welch is back and according to him, better than ever. Jennifer, Pumps and Josh all discuss what they've had it with and Josh answers some questio...

Fiercifying the Suburbs with Detox

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jillian and Pamps are joined by Ru Pauls Drag Race all star, Detox Icunt. Detox has had it with slow walkers that just can't keep up with her gorgeous...

Unwilling Mistress

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today Jennifer and Pumps are covering the Stanley Cup craze, the accidental war we waged on Australia and our recent cancellation on Conservative Twit...