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Chapter 1: What grievances does Jared Freid share?
Ready? One, two, three. Something amazing is happening, listener. All right, there's our eagle. I'm sorry, Jared. Jared Freed is here in Oklahoma City because I think you might love us.
I do.
We love you.
I came here. I love you guys. I came here to woo you guys, to court you guys.
You flew.
Bring you back to New York. I flew here early to be in your midst, in your aura. Yeah, I want to have it in person.
I was telling you before we started, one thing I appreciate about you is the attention to detail that you give to your grievances.
I am a professional complainer. I'm a ranter. I mean, I do this every day of my life. And my joy, the thing is, I love a complaint that is frivolous. I love a complaint that is like a nothing. I love when someone goes, calm down. It's just... the elevator and I'm like, calm down about the elevator, this is the only thing that matters to me. I can't believe you're not as enraged as I am.
Nothing is worse than a calm down. Relax, calm down, easy, whoa, who cares?
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Chapter 2: Why does Jared enjoy petty complaints?
Exactly. Like it. There we go. That's what we need. Like, subscribe, review. I want the train wreck version of the internet. Well, that's the thing.
There's no honesty. You're seeing everything through a keyhole. That's the problem with the internet. And we all know that. It's not an interesting take to be like, we're only seeing the good.
We do. But a lot of Gen Zers don't know that.
You know who the worst people are? The couples comedy on TikTok. The husband and wife where the wife's like dancing on a table. She's like, I'm crazy. And then the husband's like, look it, she's crazy again. And then we're all supposed to like, it's all just like, it's all I love Lucy. It's the most...
It is the most hack, garbage comedy I have ever seen, and it all has millions of views, so again, I'm making people mad because they're like, but I love seeing Laura get on the table. She's always dancing. He's a good husband, like Jet and Pookie.
Fuck off. Fuck off. Garbage. Garbage.
I mean, Jordana Abraham, who's my co-host for the UL podcast, this is, she has brought me to the light. She was like, it's objectifying. She was like, immediately, she's like, she's an object. And this is Jordana's take. And I'm like, it's totally right.
For me, I look at Jet and it's like, that's not, that is infuriating to me because it reduces men to partners, male partners as, you know, either tell me I'm wonderful or say nothing at all. have no opinion other than I am a gorgeous queen goddess. And you see these women in the comments like, see, I just want to find a guy who can talk to me like this. It's like, yeah, no one talks to people.
I'll tell you, ladies, you can find a man exactly like that at your local gay bar. I have been friends with gay men since I was 18 years old. They are effusive. They are complimentary. And I'm just saying, I have...
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Chapter 3: What are Jared's thoughts on regional culture?
Fuck no. This is international. No, I'm sure he forgot.
Roy. I don't think so. Roy, if you're out there.
Roy, if you're out there.
I'm ready.
She's here ready to come again.
Okay, go to bed.
Can you, but this is the thing like with like, you know, I kind of envy your generation because this idea that you could go to Europe, you go fuck for a couple of days. There's just no, it's goodbye. There's no follow up.
No follow up. No paper trail. No cell phones.
Right. You have a hit podcast. You become this big thing. There's no Roy being like story time. Right. I fucked pumps. And she didn't even ask me any questions. Can you believe it? I didn't even speak English. She didn't care.
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Chapter 4: How does Jared view restaurant reviewers on TikTok?
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