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Chapter 1: What are the hosts fed up with?
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Chapter 2: Why do door-to-door solicitations annoy the hosts?
Okay, what I've had it with... is door to door solicitations for services. Why do we both sound slightly drunk today? I can't say solicitation. I said patriots. You're like solicitations.
We both like this. This is we're we're eight weeks in or seven weeks in to Trump's America and we can barely talk.
Yeah.
You sound like Mike Wazowski. I'm slurring stone cold sober. We got a lot of problems. All right. It's only going to get worse. Okay. When people come to your door and they try to sell you shit, first of all, I don't want your window washing services. I don't want your pest services. I don't want any of the crap you're coming to my door to ruin my evening slash weekend, rile my dogs up.
And if I did want any of those services, I would go on what's called the World Wide Web and I would find somebody to do it. But now after you've come to my house directly, screwed up my entire vibe and left your crappy flyer on my porch, if I need any of those services, the person I won't use is is the person that came to my door and disturbed me in my private time. That drives me crazy.
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Chapter 3: What is the hosts' opinion on Mormons and door-to-door recruiting?
It was bad enough when the Mormons were doing it.
Now we've got people just willy-nilly coming to your door. I am 100% in agreement with you. I don't like forced capitalism, and that's what this is. They are forcing it upon you in the privacy of your own home. And even if I thought it was a really great service and I really needed the service, I
Because they came to my front door without my consent and disturbed my alone time, my home time, it will always be a no. Right. And I do want to talk about the Mormons a bit. Okay. Because they're always fun to beat up on. They're so good. Here's what's so hilarious about Mormons. If you have a cult, right, and you're all in this cult and it's the Mormons.
And you're like having a meeting with everybody and you go, I'll tell you what we're going to do. We'll send the 18 slash 19 year olds door to door to recruit people. You know, like as a 50 year old woman that I'm going to answer the door and there's going to be some 18 year old Mormon kid that's going to change my complete worldview on existentialism and spirituality is so breathtakingly stupid.
Right. You know, I mean, it's just so dumb. And then that also reminds me of these Mormon TikTok videos where these kids are just like in a pretzel. They don't know if they want to kill a puppy or have a sip of coffee. Right. Like that shit is fucking crazy. And I think Brigham Young University is.
should be closed down and canceled forever, that student after student is that morally bankrupt, that they would rather kill a puppy than have a sip of coffee. What kind of sociopathic breeding ground, training camp, indoctrination, Mormon bullshit is that? It really is breathtaking when you hear him say it.
And I mean, it's just, you cannot get enough people to say they would rather...
you know go to war versus have a coke i mean it's just nuts it's nuts it's absolutely crazy i was on instagram the other day and that i talked about this on patreon but there's this viral video where there's this brigham young mascot and he's like dancing i like my rolly rolly rolly and he's doing this dance and it's dynamite like it went viral he's dancing with cheer squad
And it's like, dang, that mascot is, you know, really got some moves. And I was like, that's dynamite. Well, it popped up on my feed recently. And then it was like a reveal of the guy who was actually the mascot. And he's this gay guy. So then, of course, then I like segue over to his Instagram page.
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Chapter 4: Why do triple Trumpers concern the hosts?
Yeah. And I wonder, like, I see some of their anchors and I thought, you know, they've probably graduated from good schools or at least graduated and they're probably educated.
Have they just gotten dumber working there? It's a it's a show. It's an entertainment. I mean, it's an entertainment. It's not news. It's it's entertainment. It's an entertainment channel. OK, Kylie, what's going on in the Internet?
I've got two reviews for you. OK, this one is five stars from Millennial Matthew. And he says, I've had it with trying to leave a review. This is an absolute testament to how much I love you all and this podcast because this is now the fourth review I've written. As for reasons unknown to me, Apple refuses to accept my last three. Perhaps my colorful language had something to do with it.
Anyway, this podcast is amazing and I have never missed an episode. Listen... Listening to Jessica and Pump's rant about whatever is bothering them this episode is the highlight of my Tuesdays and Thursdays. In fact, I'm not sure what it says about me as a gay man, but part of me really wishes I could send Jen a Stanley just to be able to appreciate the tongue lashing she would give me.
Thank you all for being a bright spot in an otherwise bleak period. Much love from a longtime listener and forever gaytriot, Kaka.
Matthew, I have to tell you, when we were on our DEI podcasting tour, the Hot Shit Tour, we have this like meet and greet after the show. And a lot of Gaytriots reveled in bringing me Stanley Caps. But there was one Gaytriot in particular. And for those of you longtime listeners, you will remember when somebody called me a centrist. Wow.
And I was just – I mean, it took me about five or six episodes to unravel out of it. No, it was weeks. They called me, you know, you're ugly. You look like a trans man and, you know, all this, which I don't find that insulting. But, you know, all of this from these conservatives, it just bounces right off. I don't think anything of it. But when I was called a centrist, it really bothered me.
And so these two gaytriots brought me a shirt that said proud centrist. Wow. In the ultimate troll. Revved you right up again. And I mean, and they were dying. They gave it to me and they were dying laughing. Yeah. The centrist, that really bothered me. Yeah. Because the centrist, that's so intellectually lazy. That's like, I'm going to be just safe. I'm a moderate. I'm a centrist.
Fucking dig deep. Claw in. This is Trump's America. Pick a side. You have to try harder. Quit trying to get everybody to like you. Quit being a pick me centrist. I've had it. Okay, I just want to make one comment to Millennial Matthew.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of empathy in political discourse?
Then he goes off to Silicon Valley and hangs out with Peter Thiel, who is a part of the billionaire oligarch, opposes democracy, bizarrely, and he is a gay man. After J.D. Vance's time with Peter Thiel, he comes out looking like he got queer-eyed. He does. No, there's no doubt about that. There's no doubt. He looks like he got queer-eyed in Silicon Valley by Peter Thiel.
And then the eyeliner starts. And I just am telling everybody right here, right now. Poor Usha Vance. I see her. She looks like hostage. Because I think when JD comes home from work... He has a drag closet somewhere and he's popping smoky eyes. He's putting on a lash. He's doing, you know, a lot of stuff. He's, you know, we've got feather boas. We, and I think that's what goes on in the evenings.
And I think Peter Thiel yassified him. and let him you know come he was kind of got to be gay at peter teal's camp and then he had to come back out now he has to cosplay being a straight man and the one thing he can't get give up is that eyeliner yeah he can't he cannot quit the eyeliner he can't quit it no it's i mean it is broke back mountain quit can't quit jd vance in the eyeliner
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Chapter 6: How does bias affect feedback for high-performing women?
I just thought he left the house. I didn't know he took off all of his clothes.
Oh, was he naked or did I make that up? I think you made that up.
I'm talking about my mind being in the gutter all the time. Tamsa's always in the gutter. She's always talking about naked people.
Oh, guess how the worm has turned. You know what I think it is from? I really, okay, I projected that. That was total, that was projection. I projected that this Italian man did this naked. Okay. And so I think where this is coming from is this deeply held desire that,
that the listener and I have, that during Trump's America, that you take a field trip to an all-inclusive naked resort, nudist resort, and report back to us for content. It's your patriotic duty. Just my duty as an American citizen. And if you don't want to do it, you could, at the very minimum, send Angela D. Beaver to do it. Yasified. Yasified. Yeah. Yeah, let's fight up. Yeah. All right.
I'm sorry that I misread that story about him being naked. Here's the deal. I can't be away from my dog that long. I'll just say that. I'd have to take my dog with me on that walk. Can you take your dog to the nudist resort? He's nude. So I guess so. Okay. I have another news report. Around 76% of high-performing women receive negative feedback compared to only 2% of high-achieving men.
Why is this happening? Unconscious bias leads managers, male or female, to typically evaluate women as during performance reviews on their personality rather than the work they contribute. Are they easy to work with? Do they get along with everyone? Are they likable and collaborative? And this right here, these stats right here,
This is why Donald Trump won against two different women because he can be the biggest, most unlikable, horrible piece of shit on the planet. And Hillary and Kamala had to do everything possible. And women that are in executive positions are judged a million times more. And this right here, this sexism, this inherent sexism and society's inability to embrace sexism.
and appoint women to positions of power is why we're in this shit show that we're in. I completely agree. I think it's interesting.
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Chapter 7: What do the hosts think about corporate loyalty to the LGBTQ+ community?
Here's the deal about Blaze. Blaze lives in Stillwater with my oldest son, the majority of the time. Now he's been back. That's a stretch. Well, I mean, he does bring, he's been back the last five weeks.
What percentage of the time do you think he lives? I'm going to go 20.
No, last semester he was there most of the time. This semester, because we found out Blaze has really bad arthritis. And so he had to get five shots like one week in a row. But no, I absolutely love on Blaze. It's a great check-in. He goes to school. They're saying the shots are working. He's like a lot more active. Right now, I got a new bed that's too high so he can't jump on the bed.
So I got him this little floor mat. Let's pump the brakes on the rhetoric. Let me ask some hard-hitting questions here that she wants to answer too. Who do you love more? Obviously... I love Blizzard more. Okay. All right. But I love Blaze and I'm good to Blaze. I love on him like this morning.
That's questionable though, because I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go back down memory lane again, but you know, you do shave him and he has a Husky and veterinarians that we've met in person at our shows. Yeah. And not just veterinarians.
I believe one of them was a lesbian veterinarian, which I think makes you even more qualified if you're a lesbian veterinarian is greater than a heterosexual veterinarian. Agree. And because lesbians have superpowers. Our veterinarian is a lesbian veterinarian. And she's a DEI veterinarian. Because we exclusively use DEI hires. That's right. But you shave Blaze.
I have and I absolutely stand by it 100%. I love him more when he's not shedding as much. I think he's happier because it's not conditional.
It's just I find closeness when I can love on him without getting hair all over me. Let me ask you this. Let's say that Oliver Glizzard had like he was a fluffy Frenchie and he shed like crazy. and you shaved him, and then a couple of lesbian veterinarians said to you, listen to me, that is not good for that dog.
It has an undercoat and an overcoat and a cooling and a heating and all the stuff that all the lesbian DEI veterinarians explained to us, right? Would you continue to shave Oliver Glizzard, or would you decline based on the advice of the said lesbian veterinarian? I'd probably continue to shave them because I just wouldn't. I call bullshit. Well, no, here's the deal. I call bullshit on that.
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