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Chapter 1: What are the biggest pet peeves discussed in the episode?
ready one two three gay triots patriots they triots that's right we're back that's right there's no more pussy fitting around no more licking our wounds fall off the horse you got to climb back on get your meat curtains and climb back on that's right and i'm thinking about doing a double caca i mean i haven't started over gay triots patriots they triots
I mean, I feel stronger.
I do too. That's what America needs.
We need strength. We need two cacas. That's right. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is Apple keeps changing the cords for different products. So we just got a computer. So now I have a different computer charger than my phone charger. Then my iPad charger. Then I have a watch charger, which that's always been different. But I'm just so tired of it.
Why can't we just have one charger cord? Wasn't that how it was in the beginning that everybody had the same cord? You could charge your phone, your computer, everything. Now everything's changed and you have to have all these outlets. I had to get one of those strips so I could plug all my stuff at night. So I've had it.
I've never had a computer that a phone charger worked for. Did it not? Was it just the iPad and the phone? I think maybe the iPad and the phone. I've never had a computer that was universal.
Well, I know that my phone, up until this last time, my phone and my computer could charge off the same thing. And so now I just feel like I have more chargers than I need, than I have outlets for. I've had it. I feel like it's a racket because you have to have the charger. You can't not have the charger. So it's just a surplus and it's just a grift. That's what I think. Had it.
All right. Let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay. I've had it with people spitting on the street. Oh, yes. It's so gross. Disgusting. It just disgusts me. You're walking down the street and somebody just like a loogie and they spit it. When we were in New York last week.
We're walking down the street and this guy like puts one finger over one nostril and then just blows a big snot bug out the other one into the street and just walks on like it was totally normal. That's so gross. It's so disgusting. I'm just like, for fuck's sake, are we serious now? We're blowing our nose on the side of the street walking. With no, you know, tissue or anything to catch anything.
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Chapter 2: Why is a single charger for all devices important?
That haterade is just delicious. Is it just what the doctor ordered? Absolutely. Okay. The Daily Beast did a story about an airline and it says an airline was forced to apologize Monday after accidentally screening 40 minutes of penis and boobs to an entire aircraft full of unwitting passengers.
The cockpit cock-up apparently occurred after a technical fault rendered individual in-flight movie screen selection unavailable. Staff held a quick poll, which resulted in a small selection of passengers picking this year's racy Dakota Johnson flick, Daddy-O, featuring an erect penis, prolonged sexting exchanges, and profuse use of the word fuck to play on every screen.
It was apparently only about halfway through the movie that eyebrows were sufficiently raised for staff to change it to something a little more family friendly, with passengers complaining that the screens were locked and they were unable to turn it off before the staff realized what was happening. Fucking love that.
Isn't that great? I wish I would have been on it just to see all the pearl clutchers. Like, oh my gosh. And then we all know I'd like to see in hard penis. So there's that too. So it would have just been a win-win for me.
Have you seen this movie, Daddy-O? No, I've never even heard of it.
It features an erect penis. Well, we know what I'm going to do tonight. You have been remiss. I've got to get Daddy-O on TV.
The stream. Then maybe you can go to the review section and write a review. Yeah. That you're so shocked and outraged at the erect penis. It was nasty.
I've never seen an erect penis before.
That's what I'm going to say.
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Chapter 3: What disgusting public behaviors are mentioned?
So the stray cats, I hate the most because they've enabled this behavior. If there were a bunch of us on one flight, even if the joke was hilarious, I would burn a thousand calories contorting my face and my stomach to not laugh. just to send a signal that this is not the time nor place. I mean, I would lead the charge in saying, I will refuse to laugh at this.
So then that flight attendant would know, I've got to run a tight ship on this plane. I'm not a comedian.
If it's good material, I don't mind. If it's not such self-proud jokes, that's the delivery on Southwest is what annoys me. I think on Southwest has the highest per capita of people who've never flown before. Every flight... Every flight, there's at least four people who think their boarding number is their seat number and then go to that seat asking for the seat.
So it's just a lot of people don't know how to fly. People save seats, which is really rude. People put bags under seats that aren't even their own. So that really grinds my gears. It's just selfish behavior, and they must know it's selfish. They must know that if everyone acted like this, it wouldn't work.
Don't you think one of the biggest problems with airports, particularly airplanes, is a lack of self-awareness? Like you think you're the only person on the whole flight or you think you're the only person that's ever gone through TSA before so that everybody has all the time in the world for you to dick around with your pockets and get your boarding pass when you're already at the officers.
I've just fucking had it with all the lack of self-awareness that goes on in airport travel.
I agree with that. And I spend a lot of time wondering if it's, again, stupid or evil. Do they know and not care? Or I did something. I was in line the other day. It was a long line of people. And I saw someone pull his ID out well in advance of getting to the front of the line. And I said to him very loudly, thanks for having your ID out early.
And I watched a bunch of people look at him, look at me, and then reach in their pockets and pull theirs out.
That's the kind of leadership I like. That's the kind of leadership this country needs. Because how maddening is it when you're in line and you get up there and then somebody, they have their shoes on, their cell phone in their pocket, they don't have their ID on.
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