Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
One, two, three. Patriots, gaytriots, theytriots, blacktriots, browntriots. I want to call out specifically white women that voted for Trump can do what, Pumps? Fuck off! All right, tell us what you've had it with, Pums.
Okay, what I've had it with, and this is primarily directed at myself, but what I've had it with is when you're laying in bed at night and you have an idea or you have some, like, oh, I need to pick this up, Instead of writing it down, I just assume I'm going to remember it the next day.
Chapter 2: What frustrations does the host express about memory and ideas?
And I never remember it. And so this morning I was like, I've had it. I'm done with that because I had like two ideas last night going to bed that I was like, oh my gosh, that's a great idea. Can't remember them this morning. So after 40 years, because I'm a quick learner, I'm going to start putting it in the notes on my phone. That's my new pledge. Are you suggesting that you're 40 years old?
no but i only have conscious memories since about 40 and i know i've been doing for about 40 years and i know i've been doing this forever like laying in bed thinking oh i need to do this and then i forget the next day and it drives me crazy no i do that too the main thing that i do is i'll hide something from myself oh i'm like oh i need to put this somewhere really special
And so I'm putting it up somewhere in my closet and I'm like, oh, I'll totally remember where this is. There's no way I could forget this. And I make this mental note. A month later, I'm looking for whatever it is that I've hidden from myself. And in fact, I've completely hidden it from myself. Oh, I do that all the time. And I think when I put it away, this is a great spot to put this in.
And then I never remember where the spot is. All right, let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with corporations. that somehow have gotten my email address without me being consensual in this. And they email me and then I've unsubscribed. And then they notify me like, hey, thanks for unsubscribing. I'm like, we broke up. Then now there's a new component to this.
I got an email yesterday from somebody I've unsubscribed to like twice. And it was an email saying, just to let you know, we've updated our privacy rules. I'm like, I have a great idea. How about don't invade my privacy by moseying into my email box telling me about your updated privacy bullshit when you clearly don't have it, don't believe in it. This is a gaslighting, terroristic email.
that you have the audacity to think you can stand on the moral high ground and preach to me about privacy when you're moseying into my email box when I've asked twice for you not to email me anymore. Like it's the new privacy rules updated. Let me see if I can find it. It's just makes me insane. Sounds of New York. It makes me insane, these emails.
And I'm always, I feel like I'm always fighting, fighting these people in my email box. It's like trench warfare at all times. No, the worst part is if I've unsubscribed, why do you think I'd give a shit about your privacy policies? Exactly. Oh, I can't. Oh, here it is. Here it is. I've unsubscribed. The subject is we've updated our terms and privacy policy.
I'd like for you to take it over the finish line and update your privacy policy to respect my privacy policy. And I think, you know, sadly, and here's the thing about these email terrorists, you can't reply to them. No. They have it set up to where it's a one-sided relationship. And so they're invading your privacy.
And I'd like to respond to that email and say, please add, do not email Jennifer Welch to your privacy policy because you continue. But it's like, sorry, this is a mass email. You can't respond to this. So it's just the email terrorism that goes unaddressed at all times and everybody's trying to rack it. you know, just running some racket via email and targeting you.
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Chapter 3: What issues do the hosts have with unsolicited corporate emails?
Is she a listener? And he goes, well, yes, she's a listener. That's so funny. Shout out to you. I love you. I have worried about that because they told me like at 55, I would need a knee replacement. And luckily I've been really working on trying to avoid that because I have the concern about going to the doctor and I cannot take opioids.
And it's like I would just rather have intermittent pain than have to do that because I think doctors are too quick to prescribe it. And it worries me like what I say now, all of those things. So I just want to avoid it altogether. Yeah. You know, I realized Pumps and I have a friend who will remain anonymous as per the codes of sobriety.
And she had an incident where she was on a dock and she's like 20 plus years sober. This friend of ours, mutual friend of mine and Pumps, 20 plus years sober. She's on a boat dock, boat's coming up. Anyway, her foot gets between the dock and the boat and her toe almost gets completely amputated. She's screaming, toes about to fall off, big toe.
And family gets her in a car, races her to the hospital. She's screaming like horrific pain because all the nerve endings down in the toe. And they were like, we're going to give you some morphine or we're going to give you this. And throughout all of that, this woman who's 20 plus years sober, this is like such a profile encouraged seriously. She screams, do not give me any of that.
Do not inject me with any narcotics. And her family was like, come on, quit trying to be a hero, take the drugs. And she's like, she grabs the doctor's hand. She told me that she grabbed the doctor's hand and she said, If you inject that into me, the pain from that is gonna be a million times worse than the pain from this toe. Give me what you can, sew it up.
And I just thought, you know, that is really such an important story that people have to guard their sobriety with that type of tenacity.
because it's so sad you know it's been so sad for me personally um when josh and i everything's great in in and then there's a relapse it's just it's really devastating and and the cascading effect of it is is massive so i really appreciate the it takes a village to contain josh welch's hypothermia a hypothermia hypochondria Now I've put that out in the world.
Now he's going to start saying, you know what? I think I have hypothermia. It's been a really cold winter. I better go get an MRI. I might have hypothermia. He's had the MRI. Remember the doctor said, finally, I don't know what you want me to do. You're healthy. You need to leave my office. But somehow he's talked us away into a couple of dental implants. Yeah.
I would think that would be kind of hard to fake, but I will say he's had a lot of dental issues. I will say it's a lot. It's just all, he has a lot of issues. Well, it's hard. It's, you know what? It's hard work. He's older than you. He's a year older than me. And they always say the number one thing in your health you need to take care of is your teeth as you get older. Yeah. All right.
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Chapter 4: How does the podcast address the impact of addiction on healthcare?
participate in all of that. I'm not wound up about the East Wing that much. I don't really give a fuck about the ballroom. I care about the shit that impacts people's lives. But Fox, they care about all that shit, all of it. And if a Democrat tore down the East Wing, goes golfing, does all the shit that the Trumps do, they lose their mind. But they're so biased and
they're such cultists they can't call it out they can't call balls and strikes they can only call it on one side and i don't really give a about that stuff i wouldn't care if the president had a girlfriend i don't care about that i care about their policy and their leadership more than i do all of the superficial but that's something fox would lose their minds about
And a lot of people, when they get super old, like him, I mean, like I remember my grandparents towards the end, they didn't share the same bedroom. I didn't think anything about it, but I mean, we have to remember he's 80 years old and they say he poops in a diaper. That's so fucking gross. Can you imagine? And like you've pointed out, Jennifer, he eats in bed. I mean, can't imagine.
Okay, I went to the internet to see what some other people thought after they watched the movie, and so I've got a couple reviews of the movie that people left. This one is five stars. I watched this as a form of self-harm. This person wrote, this isn't mine, but they saw a review that said, so bad, Governor Abbott walked out.
five stars this person reviews i honestly didn't watch this but i don't want to be deported which i saw a lot of those mclovin writes one of the best depictions of prostitution in cinema which it was yeah and the last one someone wrote if i was on an airplane flight and melania was the in-flight movie i would walk out of the theater Internet's funny sometimes.
Here's what's so gross about this whole thing is this is Jeff Bezos who spiked the endorsement of Kamala Harris in the Washington Post. There was a concerted effort by these oligarchs to rally around this man who was dismantling the American economy, dismantling the court system, dismantling any form of democracy that we have.
because they want to be wealthier, because he wants to have, you know, blue origins or whatever the fuck beyond Amazon. Like, can you not just say, okay, I'm pretty successful. I'm the world's largest retailer and I don't own a retail store. And call it a day. Go bang Lauren Sanchez as much as you want to. Have fun.
go crush but to not have any and then you you have to give him a 40 million dollar documentary for his talentless lying wife and i just want somebody to talk about the fact that everybody knows she doesn't speak seven languages OK, there's a scene where she's talking to Bridget McCrone. And they're discussing Be Best. Be Best was kind of a big part of this. The Be Best. The Be Best.
And Melania is talking English on the Zoom. Then Bridget responds in all French. And Melania is nodding like she understands. And then she responds in English. And I thought you would respond in French. I knew it. I knew it. Is Candace Owens on that yet? I'll check. Because that to me is great content for her.
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Chapter 5: What are the hosts' views on privacy policies and corporate accountability?
Did you hear that? Oh, my gosh. I was going straight to the gym. Mm-hmm. Do you hear that? Straight men. Yes, very heterosexual. Real men listen to I've Had It. True. Secure, true alpha males. Interesting, interesting, interesting. He brings up a very good point. That RFK Jr. has taken over that space. And the whole Maha thing is just so fucking weird.
Like you're so into health, but you also are anti-science. Because everything that they are doing is because of the study of science, working out, increasing your heart rate, interval training, weightlifting for longevity. But I really appreciate that listener. Kylie, what was that man's name? That was Jake. Jake. I really appreciate Jake. And Jake, I will tell you this.
I've noticed on Instagram that my own husband has turned into quite a gym influencer. And here's what happens. So... his trainer makes these videos of josh working out and it's like always to like really bad like white people rock music right and so roman my youngest son was on instagram and the algorithm served up a fitness video that josh's trainer made of him
exercising it was cut it was edited it was put to music josh is doing like chin-ups and push-ups and like burpees and all of this stuff my our youngest son immediately sends it to the family and i immediately open it up and share it on my instagram story my husband the gym influencer And so I, I appreciate this because my husband's a part of your movement. He loves the gym.
It's a huge part of his life. It's a huge part of his recovery from drug addiction, like doing something good for your body. And he's a much happier person when he works out and he has a wonderful experience at the gym. And so this, in the aftermath of all of the MAGA fuckery, this is something we can actively start reclaiming now, but I just appreciate you, Jake.
And I appreciate, I want to have more visibility of non-MAGA straight men. I agree. They need to be more visible in calling out the other whites, just like Pumps and I are trying to call out the white women. See, Kylie, you really don't have a problem with the lessees. They're pretty locked in to the cause. There's a few, but yeah. Here's the thing about lesbians, and I've said this a lot.
There's a real fine line between cowgirls and lesbians. When you get out to rural Oklahoma, it's tricky. It's hard to tell. You grew up in rural Oklahoma. Yeah. Cowgirl country. Literally. Literally. Um, it's a weird, it's a weird thing. And I think in the Bible Belt, this is, I'm trying not to sound like an asshole. I think... Please do. Please do sound like an asshole.
There's not a ton of gay culture, right? You're a little bit deprived of it. And so style is not something you're surrounded by, you know, in gay style. And so I think there's quite a lack of it. And I think there's a really confusing thing for people that they go through. They don't know what to look like when they realize they're gay. And there's a lot of cowgirl culture.
I just think there's a weird mix. And my girlfriend and I have really noticed out on the coast how attractive and well-dressed and not cowgirl like the gays are out here. And that was okay. I want to jump back to something here that you just said, which I think it'd be really interesting for the listener to dive into with you. And you said you don't know how to dress once you realize you're gay.
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