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Chapter 1: What are the hosts feeling loud about?
Fuck it. We're going to be loud. I'm not going to be sad anymore. I'm not going to pre-surrender to this stuff. Let's just keep ripping it, right?
We got to stick together. We got to move forward. No pre-surrender here. We've got the blue tipped hawk. Blue wing talk, but whatever. Whatever. We have a bird. Cassie, Jessica.
We have a bird.
We have a bird.
That's what matters. And the bird can change. Right. I might do a ca-caw, ca-caw. We can change that. We can change the bird. We can do whatever we want to do. That's right. We can. Because we're not pre-surrendering. No, absolutely not. What have you had it with?
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Chapter 2: What has Jennifer had it with?
Okay. What I've had it with is over-communication. And I know we've touched on this before, but this is so real. So my Christmas light guy, I've had three in-person meetings. I've had five telephone calls. I've had texts. Now I'm hiding in my house when he comes over. I have had sex with people that I communicated with less. Fuck, I've had three kids with somebody I talk to less than this person.
Wait, wait, wait. I have to push back there. Your husband was a yak mouth, the end all yak mouth. Right, but I completely ignored it. Right. I just totally ignored it. This person is demanding answers. And I'm like, we're not cracking the atom. I just want the Christmas lights on my house.
So last night, half... Okay, first of all, I want to say I'm a hypocrite because my Christmas lights went up this weekend. They're on my house. Before Thanksgiving. Before Thanksgiving. I fucking suck. Right. I own it. Right. But I noticed half of my Christmas lights went off after a while. And part of me didn't even want to tell him because I just don't want to have the communication.
But I broke down. And I did it. And you know how many conversations we've had via text just this morning? Seven. Just so many questions. And I'm like, here's the deal. My lights are white. I want you to plug them in. I want them to be on a timer. I want them to work. That's it. That's the list. I don't want any grand, like, you know, sleigh bells coming down my chimney. Nothing. I just want that.
Chapter 3: Why is overcommunication a problem?
And I can't have it. And now I'm in a position where I have a full blown relationship with my Christmas light person. So yesterday I'm driving into my neighborhood and the neighbor that I got the Christmas light person for, I rolled down the window and I'm like, why do you hate me so much? And he's like, what are you talking about? And I go, I'm using your Christmas lights guy. And he goes, oh,
Oh, my God, my wife was going to call you. I mean, he is just on you, on you, on you. I was like, I know you can't get away from it. I mean, it is the biggest overcommunication and I've had it with overcommunication, especially about something that just doesn't take a lot of communication.
Yeah. I really am trying to talk to people less. Right. I'm trying to have less people in my life. I'm trying to limit interactions. And now this drives me insane. In my interior design career, I'll go to job sites and basically they bake the cake. I put the icing on it. They want to talk to me. About the cake baking portion of the construction of the house. I'm not an expertise in that field.
I know enough to be dangerous, but I just decide, look, I want it to look pretty. You work out all the mechanics of all of this. I don't need a blow by blow of what you're doing. I don't want to see your ass crack. Get your cigarette out of your fucking mouth while you're talking to me. I've had it. Stop it. Quit hiking up your pants. Can you come here? And they hike it up.
Cigarette hanging out of the mouth. It's just, it's enough. It's enough. Enough. I'm with you. I don't want to communicate with people. I want to work smarter, not harder. I want people to do what I hire them to do with little communication as possible involved in that.
Especially when the directions are as clear as the nose on my face. I just, I don't know why we have to go so many details on a subject I can't add to. I have no help. Just like, I mean, you know enough to be dangerous about building a house. I don't know shit about Christmas lights. I know. They're on a timer. You plug them in. That's it. Why is my input necessary?
I mean, I think maybe what you do in this situation is just start, I mean, just start counter, just start responding. So what kind of clamps are you going to use? Why are you going to use those clamps? Why do you think, do you think you screwed up the lights? Do you think that was part of the installation that made half of them go out? Or do you think that's a light defect?
Do you think the lights were made in China or the United States of America? What do you think about trade policy with the United States and China? What do you think about that? Are you a Trumper? Do you think Trump's going to fix it? Do you think he had something to do with these lights? Or do you think it's the deep state? Right. And then just keep going.
I mean, and just say, look, buddy, I got... All day. You want to be a guest on I've Had It podcast? Let's do a whole episode about installing Christmas lights. You win. I'm not surrendering to fascism, but I'm surrendering to you. Let's talk about it all day. I got nothing but time, buddy.
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Chapter 4: What are the hosts' thoughts on stupid people?
Is she saying that we sound like we're hammered? Yeah.
Did it sound like she thinks she'd have to be drunk to talk like we do is what I took from it.
It was a very sweet. Very sweet. Very sweet five-star review, which at this point I'm just going to say we've earned. Okay. Especially the twisted. We get up every day and humiliate ourselves on the airwaves. So I'm going to say we've earned it at this point. But I believe the statement was, they remind me of me and my best friend after a couple of margaritas and nine tequila shots.
That's what I took from it. Like you could only behave the way we behave if your ship face struck.
You know what I think they call that? An underhanded compliment to which I say, thank you.
Yes. Thank you very much. And I just want to say, I feel for her on the out dramatic daughter because I have the single most dramatic human in the history of the world is my daughter. And it's trying at best. Okay. Who's next?
Okay, I've got one more five-star review from SaltyPants2 titled, It Just Gets Worse, But... And they write, I still have you two lunatics. I've had it with just about everything this past week, but realize I can still come here and laugh. Kind of like misery loves company. So yeah, thanks for being my ride-or-die podcast during this hellscape period. Caw, fucking caw.
Caw-caw!
That's right. We're not going to do this limp dick caw-caw that we did in the week after the election. That was pathetic. We're back. We're back. We are fucking back. If you want our First Amendment, giddy up. Come giddy up, cowboys. Come get it. Until then, we're just going to keep fighting the good fight. There will be no pre-surrender to that bullshit.
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Chapter 5: What absurd beliefs do some Americans hold?
That's where it needs to be. And I could be like, it could be like the vagina opening and me coming up. Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes. Yeah.
Kind of like Khaleesi Game of Thrones meets Trolls. crashy legal commercial meets our brand of I've had it. You could come up kind of like the Statue of Liberty, but you're holding like an eagle in one hand and like birth control pills in the other. You know, I just I think there's so much. And then and then there could be like all of these Trumpers, like all this fighting. What is it?
UFC fighting or boxing? Yeah. Then we can make an AI video of you beating up like Mike Johnson, Ted Cruz, but kind of like sexually charged beat up.
Right. Maybe like even a dominatrix thing.
Yeah. Like they're all whipped and bound. And yeah, I like it. This just gets better. Yeah. Yeah. See, listener, there's hope. There is hope.
There's hope. Okay. Up next, we've got someone with the username Quanah6. Okay.
Hello to my favorite tag team of trouble and their lesbian sidekick. I should say lovely lesbian sidekick. My God, how are we going to get through the holidays? I have already said I would spend the holidays Thanksgiving with my crazy ass family that wears the MAGA hats. What did I do? I agreed to this before the election. I need you guys to walk me through it.
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Chapter 6: What marketing strategies annoy Mary Grace?
So what does that do to the relationship? Oh, I don't think there's any question that it causes distance. And it adds a layer of superficialness that you otherwise would hope not to have in a relationship. But it's so deeply felt for me and the hurt.
And the closed-mindedness is such kind of a character flaw issue for me that if I really sit down and think about it, it would make me not even want to go. Right. But, you know, it's something I have to make a conscious choice to have a superficial yet distance, news, weather, sports type relationship. But I don't think there's any question that it absolutely affects relationships. Yeah.
I think...
caller I think that you know when Think about being around a Trumper like being around an alcoholic. And they say when you're around somebody that's active in their addiction, exactly what Pumps just said. You talk about news, weather, sports. So you can't talk about news, right? So you just go to weather and sports. That's it.
And you're just going to have to accept the way Pumps has, there is a major component of superficiality in this relationship. and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna play my role, I'm not gonna be provocative, and I'm gonna leave. Now, there are some of you that are listening that are probably like, fuck that, that is something I'm not going to do. We have a friend. And he messaged Pumps and me.
And his dad was just a total dick to him via text message and was basically like, gay people aren't the only people that need rights. This man is gay and they have a new baby. They're married. They're gay married and they have a baby. Darling little baby girl. And I could see how much it hurt him.
Yeah.
and minimizing your beliefs and you know you're on the right side of history, you know, as sad as it is, I mean, that's the result of Trumpism. And I know that our friend, you know, he's really sad about this, but he has a wonderful loving husband, a beautiful little girl, and support of millions of people that think it's bullshit the way MAGA marginalizes marginalized people.
Right. And you have to get a family... Your family of origin, you're always going to have, but you get to choose with love and friendship your family as you grow as an adult. And that, you know, you just have to be really careful about that, I think.
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Chapter 7: What creative legal marketing ideas do the hosts discuss?
Right. I mean, it's, you know, it's like, go to Sunday school, and from the church pew, you're texting on the gay hookup act.
Do you remember that guy? He was some evangelical preacher who was big anti-gay and it was in Colorado, I think. And it comes out that he's, you know, having all this gay sex, sniffing poppers all the time. And here's the thing. I don't give a shit about sniffing poppers and gay sex. Correct. It's not my business. Right.
What I care about is exactly what our caller is talking about, which are these men that try to say, oh, I'm not gay. Right. And this guy's like, no, you are. You're doing the exact same thing that I am, which you're doing gay stuff on a gay website. You might not be out. You might be the biggest lying liar in the heterosexual world, but you're gay.
And so I just think that women need to be super choosy and not sleep with MAGA men. And I think gay men need to quit sleeping with MAGA men.
Here's the deal. OK, switching gears on that. on the dating app, not showing your face. Don't you think that if you don't show your face, it's kind of a catfish or am I taking it too far?
No, it's, I know exactly what he's talking about because when I was younger, I remember being like when these gay dating apps came out, I was at a gay friend's house for dinner and there was like 10 gay men in me and I'm like, I want to see this app, open it. I want to look.
And so I'm looking through and a lot of people are photographed from like the neck down and it kind of gets their torso like right to their, you know, pubic hairline or whatever. And I'm like, why, why don't they show their face? I'm like, oh, they're probably quote unquote straight. Got it.
And so when you see like the Moses Mikes, the Josh Hollies, the Ted Cruz's, all these people that do all this anti-gay stuff, I think either number one, they could be gay or number two, they might have watched porn and gotten more excited about a penis and
than they did about the woman that maybe bisexuality turn on might be more widespread than what we think in this binary world where you're either hetero or homo. I think that a lot of men have probably watched porn and gotten excited about the man's role in the porn. And then they're like, oh, shit, I'm a pussy. That's so gay, blah, blah. So then you see all this outward bash
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