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I've Had It

Fox and Friends with Benefits

14 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

1.33 - 34.962 Jennifer Welch

So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, we love you and all of the triple Trumpers and fascist collaborators can do wet pumps. All right, Pums, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is that in 50 years, there has been no progress to make dental tools more silent, to take away the sound.

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34.982 - 46.875 Jennifer Welch

I hate, I've had it, I've had it. With the tools at the dentist, they make the same sounds they did when I was a kid. I hate it. So you've had it with the lack of sound evolution.

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48.023 - 72.087 Jennifer Welch

That's exactly what I've had it with. Exactly. Have you had a lot of dental work done lately? I went yesterday and it was like scrape, scrape, scrape. And I was just like, oh my God. I don't think there's a way around that. Okay, but surely if somebody can go to the moon, they can make these dental tools. But there are just certain absolutes like sound, light.

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72.948 - 75.952 Jennifer Welch

You know, this takes us back to, I agree with you.

Chapter 2: What dental tool innovations are being discussed?

75.972 - 86.568 Jennifer Welch

Those sounds are terrible, but I don't know that it can be mitigated. Maybe it can't, but I just, I hate it. As we all know, I'm traumatized from a childhood dentist. So it's even particular.

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86.588 - 86.829 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

I forgot.

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86.869 - 111.469 Jennifer Welch

What did he do? Did he grab your boobs or something? No, no. He was just a bad dentist. I went in and he was going to give me a filling and he said it was numb. And I kept saying, it's not numb. It's not numb. And he just went in there. And ever since then, I've been a fucking freak about the dentist. Yesterday being no exception. Do you like your current dentist?

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111.949 - 139.581 Jennifer Welch

I do like my current dentist a lot. And she's super nice and great and gentle and all that. But, you know, that inner child shit. Did you ask the dentist why we have not evolved sound wise? I have because everything else has evolved. And she said, hmm, I don't know. I'll see if I can find out for you for next time. Which means shut the fuck up. You're 56 years old. Put your big girl panties on.

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139.782 - 153.031 Jennifer Welch

That's what I took it as. Well, one of you asked, Claude. why dental tools are not silent while I go through my grievance. And then we'll circle back because I think we need to get to the bottom of this.

153.492 - 154.313 Angie "Pumps" Sullivan

I appreciate it.

154.813 - 178.024 Jennifer Welch

Yeah. And if there is something that we can mitigate this by, we'll copyright it right here live. You as an attorney can say, I give it my copyright magic. Yeah. And then that copyright will be our ticket out of all of this shit. We can move to some island somewhere. Yes. Because we will be so rich because everybody hates the fucking sounds of the dentist. All right.

Chapter 3: How do personal experiences shape views on dental visits?

178.044 - 211.174 Jennifer Welch

Let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay. We recently did two live shows in Atlanta. And the Atlanta airport is just, for lack of better phrasing, just a piece of work. And- It's not a fun experience, the airport, needless to say. But Atlanta has, like all airports do, a tram that takes you from one terminal to another. And then they have this prick that narrates the tram ride and he's –

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212.2 - 239.971 Jennifer Welch

like incredibly happy. And he keeps calling it a plane train. Welcome to the Hartsfield plane train. This plane train is going to stop here and there. And I'm like, no, it is not a plane train. Right. And I know with everything in me, plane train was born out of a circle jerk scrambling the Jets meet. Yes. They said, let's call it something fun. Let's call it something cute.

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240.151 - 260.618 Jennifer Welch

Let's call it something neat. And they said, oh, I've got it. It's the plane train. You're exactly right. Because it takes you from the plane on the train and it's at the airport. We'll call it the plane train. It's not a plane train. It's not. And it just irritated me to no end. And being around...

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262.387 - 286.738 Jennifer Welch

Just being at the airport, and this always happened, especially like during the political election, the last one that we lost with Kamala and Trump. I would be in our little like liberal bubble and I think, oh, she's going to win. This is great. And I would go to the airport. And then you see all the MAGA-coated merch. And I'm like, oh, my God. This shit's real. Like, he could win.

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287.198 - 305.083 Jennifer Welch

So while I was on the plane train, there's a guy standing across from me, of course, with this oversized backpack. And then he had on one of those big boy shirts that I talk about with the eagle. And the eagle had a grenade. And then it has the American flag with, like, a black line through it. And I just...

305.502 - 334.295 Jennifer Welch

The combination of this triple Trumper trying to wear coded MAGA merch at the same time with the narrator, welcome to Atlanta's plane train. I just thought, I hope this plane crashes, head-on collision, and we all go down. I felt just, it just enraged me. The entire thing enraged me. And that's not a very good testament to my mental well-being. Do we have an update on the We do.

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Here is what we said. Dental drills are not silent because they rely on compressed air to spin at extreme speeds to efficiently cut through the enamel, the hardest substance in the human body. The high speed rotation generates immense friction, heat, and turbulent airflow.

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And then we've got one more here that says, while technology is improving with quieter electric hand pieces and experimental anti-noise devices, the immense power requirements make complete silence difficult to achieve. So you should ask about these experimental devices, Pomps.

365.999 - 393.659 Jennifer Welch

Right. I should see if I can get into a trial, a drill trial for my cavities. A drill trial I can get in. Right. I'll eat a lot of extra candy. Yeah, you could be... I love this idea for you. Yeah. I love this. And you love a survey. So at the end of this... voluntary dental work that you're doing for the good of humanity. You can take your survey at the end. That's incredible.

Chapter 4: What are the frustrations with airport experiences?

527.543 - 553.72 Jennifer Welch

You're saving your skin by using this AI UV machine. And it's only because of the AI technology, your skin is not getting any UV light or carcinogens. Like basically you're not going to get hand cancer because you chose to come to this salon and this salon exclusively uses this AI dry machine. So it's like three different times. And I'm just like smug AF. Yeah.

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555.286 - 583.292 Jennifer Welch

I've got the AI UV gel drying machine and I'm not getting hand cancer, fuckers. And I just thought, God, I feel so great about this salon. I was never worried about hand cancer. And now I never have to worry about it again because this salon uses the AI things. So I go back the fourth time and they roll out just this normal UV thing. And I'm sitting there going, wait, you guys told me.

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583.552 - 606.707 Jennifer Welch

I didn't even know about this. I never worried about this until you rolled out the AI dryer for my gel nail. I learned about this from you. I felt good about myself because of you. And now they pulled them all. They're all gone. And now I'm sitting there just exposing myself to hand cancer, sometimes two at a time. I don't know what happened to the AI machines, but I'm sitting there going,

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607.936 - 624.044 Jennifer Welch

well, I guess, you know, you're the ones that got me all wound up about this. And then I don't understand why they're doing this to me. Now I'm worried about hand cancer. Right. Because here's the deal. You would have never thought about the hand cancer had they not told you about it. And then they take it.

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624.104 - 639.394 Jennifer Welch

So I'm wondering, of course, my thought is, was the AI thing doing something worse than hand cancer? I don't know. I think the AI machines are still there. I just think it's...

639.593 - 669.229 Jennifer Welch

intellectually dishonest for this particular nail salon to rope me in to this illusion of safety and carcinogen-free nail drying only to pull the rug out from under me and then expose me to all of these carcinogens, none of which I ever cared about my entire fucking life until they put the AI thing. And I thought, oh, look at me. I'm an AI nail dryer now. And so, I mean, I've had it with that.

669.209 - 676.741 Jennifer Welch

I mean, I've just completely had it. All right. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. All right. Kylie, what's going on in the World Wide Web?

677.442 - 705.933 Unknown

Okay. I've actually got a review for you, Angie. Okay. And it's titled Dentist Drills. Four stars. What? Perfect. Okay. And E Munch writes, Parentheses because I believe Jennifer is right on this one. Tsk, tsk. My new dentist offers nitrous oxide. Of course, the insurance doesn't pay for that. Before you even get the Novocaine, highly recommend. You still hear the drill, but you just don't care.

705.973 - 711.198 Unknown

So they say you need to get high during your... Okay, here's the deal.

Chapter 5: How does the podcast address political issues in Florida?

1427.86 - 1445.899 Jennifer Welch

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1493.606 - 1522.683 Jennifer Welch

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1546.667 - 1572.758 Jennifer Welch

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1573.278 - 1607.004 Jennifer Welch

Listener, give your hair and skin the upgrade they deserve so you can feel confident and refreshed. All right, let's move on to the news. While Zoran Mamdani is tackling affordability in New York City and trying to get Kathy Hochul to raise taxes on the city's richest citizens to make up for a deficit. And while Donald Trump is waging a war in Iran and all of this crazy shit's happening, right?

1607.264 - 1625.496 Jennifer Welch

ICE, blah, blah, blah. You know, we haven't spoken that much lately about Governor Kittenhills. And for those of you that are new, Governor Kittenhills is Governor Ron DeSantis. And the reason he's called Governor Kittenhills is because he often wears a kittenhill to elevate him to higher heights.

1626.597 - 1651.952 Jennifer Welch

And in Florida, they are dealing with the very pressing issue, while all of these geopolitical things are going on, oligarchs dismantling a democracy in Florida, they're tackling Very pressing issue of cousin fucking. All right. And so Sean Hannity dives into this with Ron DeSantis to pop up this headline.

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