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Chapter 1: What are the podcast's main themes?
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I love that. I love that too. And I keep remembering it. So I'm super happy about that. I'll tell you what, you are as sharp as a tack. That's why I'm the HBIC head beaver in charge. No beaver like my beaver, like this beaver. The hits just keep on coming. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay.
What I've had it with is when you have conversations with total strangers and they end their sentences with, right? And I'm like, am I agreeing to this if I say right? Or if I nod my head, so it's like, hey, didn't, you know, the steak there's really good, right? And I'm like, I don't know. I haven't eaten there. I feel like – and then I feel pressure.
Like am I agreeing to something I don't believe in? I mean I get in my head and I just think right should not be the end of the sentence unless you have an intimate relationship with somebody. Like you and I, we'll talk about the same thing and you'll be like, right? Or I'll be like, right? Like am I remembering that correctly or something like that?
But when total strangers in fucking small talk, which I hate – Say right. It makes me feel pressure. I don't like it. Just end your sentence without right at the end. So you build to the right. You have to build up a relationship. You have to become a we. You have to be a we before you can be a right. Right. I just don't. A lot of this stuff I get in my head like, am I green to that?
What are they talking about? I just don't like it. I think it's ridiculous.
You find yourself engaged in a lot of small talk. I hate it. I think you're a small talk magnet. I am. And feeder. I think you feed it.
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Chapter 2: What small talk habits annoy us?
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Okay, Kylie. Okay, so today we're going to do kind of a shotgun method. Okay. I went deep in our DMs. I actually read a bunch of people's messages and they send some good shit. Okay. We're going to start with a newspaper ad that someone posted in Iowa City. And they posted, you were driving your Cybertruck south on North Dubuque Street past the 180 ramps, and I was driving north.
I didn't see your face, and I'm worried you didn't see my middle finger. I just wanted to make sure you got the message.
You know what? That is a level of hating and being a hater that is just hashtag goals. Yeah, I mean, that's pettiness that I like. I appreciate that. She wasn't content. The dedication and making sure that Cybertruck knows, fuck you, to spend money to put it in an ad. That is just, I love that level of hate. I love it. It just makes me want to drink Haterade and read ads like that all day.
I mean, that's pretty good. I wouldn't have the follow through. She had the follow through. She stuck with it. I appreciate it. I do too.
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Chapter 3: How do our conversations become deep quickly?
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Okay, Kylie, last one. Okay, the last one is from Janine.
Hi, Jen. Hi, Miss Beaver. Hi, Kylie. I have had it with people going places like the grocery store, even restaurants in like plaid or Looney Tunes or Disney pajama pants. Yes. There is nothing that irks me more. Like you couldn't throw on a pair of jeans or a pair of leggings even like When I see you in those pajama pants, I immediately think you're dirty.
Like, nobody smells good in the morning after they've slept and sweat and God knows what. Like, I just think you look dirty. And it didn't really bother me until we were in Trump's America. And those same people who wear pajama pants everywhere they go are probably people who voted for Trump. And that's probably mean.
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