I've Had It
Teenie Weenie, Not Hot, and MAGA
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Chapter 1: What is Jen's issue with college notifications?
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We've got a couple of voice memos and up first, we've got Shelby.
Hey, Ken, Polly from St. Sean. This is Shelbert's ass. And I just wanted to let y'all know that I have fucking had it with people taking dead people home. A while back, my grandpa died and my grandma got cremated and she called me and she said, do you want a piece of your grandpa? Hell no. What do you mean? Put that man in the ground so he could be at peace. Shit. No.
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Chapter 2: How does Pumps respond to helicopter parenting?
That's it. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.
Chapter 4: What are the hosts' thoughts on unsolicited notifications?
I threw him away. I knew it. I knew it. You're dead. I knew it. You can throw my ashes away. I don't care because I'm dead. So I did. Did he know? Oh, thank goodness he didn't. I don't think so. He never asked me again. It was his mother. I knew. The minute you said attic and you found your mother-in-law's ashes, I knew exactly what you did with them. I knew. I knew.
I sought out solutions, but he had none. yeah i mean you were in a difficult situation i guess here's the deal like my dad died i had him cremated i just said get rid of it like not very it's just like wearing his ashes i don't know i told it i paid for them to they were cremated okay let me ask you this i dropped dead today
and I was cremated and I put in my will that I wanted for you to have 25% of my ashes, would you throw them away? Ultimately, yes. I mean, I might keep them around for a little bit, but at some point, you know me, I throw shit away. Like I'm not a collector. I'm the opposite of a hoarder. So it'd be like, okay, love you, kiss. You're dead.
So how long do you think you'd keep me around before you threw me away?
I'd say probably a year or two.
Okay, I'm going to go to my estate planner just for spite. Make me wear a necklace. The likelihood of this is obviously very slim considering how much older you are than I, but I am going to put in that I want you to receive something like 33, some weird number, 33.8% of my ashes. and that I want you to keep them around until your death. And then I want my ashes mixed with your ashes.
I'm gonna get it notarized. I'm gonna file it in court. I'm gonna do as much as I possibly can to torture you from the grave with these ashes, because I do think it would bring you some joy later in life to go, God damn it, your fucking ashes. She won't let me throw them away. She's got a court order. And I think it will give you something. It would be some grievance.
And so that's going to be my gift to do in the very, very small chance that I happen to pass before you considering the aforementioned athleticism and health stats that you witnessed at the doctor's office. Like if I died, would you want part of my ashes? Yes.
Yes, I would. I just think you're saying that. No, I'm not. I would want them and I would take them somewhere and I would take them to Mexico where we've gone on Thanksgiving and put them on the beach and have a... Yes, I would. Okay. Now that I can see. Like if you take somebody's ashes and they love a place and you throw their ashes out, I'm...
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