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Chapter 1: What grievances are Jennifer and Pumps discussing?
Sometimes we're going to have big grievances, but we're going to do it together as an asshole island family.
Pumps, what have you had it with? What I've had it with are two things. Number one, I've had it with this bang that I can't get to stand down. It just sticks up all the time. in the press briefing that asked them xenophobic questions. I've had it with all that. I'm tired of lying, especially from the White House.
And I know that's a big ask, but I would just like a tiny bit of truth and not so much propaganda.
I just think that's, you know, I just think you're asking too much. You have 40 something percent of the population that voted for a man that is a convicted felon. So they're OK with crimes. They're OK with lies. And a percentage of the American public, the triple triple Trumpers. are okay with immoral behavior because these people are morally flawed.
I saw on, it was Instagram, I think, that somebody wrote, maybe triple Trumpers, maybe they're nice to their pets, maybe they're nice to their families, but these are deeply flawed, toxic people. And that's the truth. We cannot make excuses for these people. All of us have Trumpers in our lives. I think all of us would say these are the most toxic people in our lives.
The most the lowest emotional intelligence, the lowest intellectual intelligence are these people. They're broken and they're damaged and they are 100 percent fine. with the lies coming from the White House press secretary because she hates the same people they hate.
It's really sickening. And you know what I was thinking when you were talking? I agree with you. All of these people, they're okay with lies. They're okay with criminals. But... I have family members that are triple Trumpers. If I brought home a boyfriend slash fiance and said, here's my fiance, he's got 34 felony convictions, they would immediately tell me this was a bad idea.
So how do you reconcile that you're okay with the most powerful office in the land being a criminal, but yet you wouldn't want your daughter to be engaged to somebody that had 34 felony counts? And I 100% know.
Let me tell you this. Say the guy, the hypothetical guy you're bringing home to your mom and dad was a billionaire. And he said he was a Christian and he had learned his lesson and he hated the same types of people that they hated. I think you'd find a caveat carve out. You do? Well, fuck yes, you do. If he was a billionaire and did a little praise Jesus. You forgot why. White.
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Chapter 2: Why are Jesus Christ ads a topic of controversy?
Maybe said a couple of off colored remarks about minorities. That'd be hook, line, sinker all in on it. And that's the thing. That's the that's the big lie of Trump. And that's the exposure of Trump to these people. If you're rich and you're white, you can be a piece of shit. But if he was this was a poor guy or a black guy that you brought home.
You're goddamn right your family would take issue with it. But if you brought home some born-again billionaire who was a bullshit artist, he'd tap dance all over them and win them over hook, line, sinker just the way Trump has. I'm afraid to say you might be right. Yeah. It's a burden being right all the time. It really is. All right. Let me tell you what I've had it with.
I've had it with Jesus Christ advertising on television. Yeah. So many. I saw this ad keeps popping up, and it's like, Jesus, he gets us. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, stop. Stop. This is the most famous person of my lifetime. You cannot go a block in the state of Oklahoma without seeing Christ, Christian, or Jesus, or something. Now we're running ads? Jesus Christ is advertising?
Like what stage of capitalism meets religion are we at right now, where Jesus Christ has to advertise on television to promote his brand is it me or is that just the weirdest most american late-stage capitalism late-stage democracy pre-christian nationalist handmade tale arrival you have ever seen in your life
Completely agree with all that. I'll tell you what I found interesting because I don't usually watch TV that has commercials. But during the Super Bowl, which those ads are exponentially more expensive than normal, I saw three or four different like Jesus loves you, Jesus gets you at the highest rate of the entire year to pay for those ads. And that's what I was struck by.
So they're paying triple plus premium for these ads. Well, the part...
That they're paying for that doesn't surprise me one bit because these people don't pay taxes. So of course they can afford. Right. You know, I mean, look at Joe Olsteen lives in like a 50,000 square foot house, has five or six private planes. My thing is the insecurity that you would feel like you need to advertise.
And when you dig deep into the people behind this, it's the people that own Hobby Lobby, the Green family, which is from Oklahoma. These are the people that famously opposed birth control being in the Affordable Care Act. Imagine that as a Christian, a billionaire Christian at that, that one of your number one platforms isn't to help people.
Isn't to give health care to people who can't afford it. Maybe open up a hospital for free to poor members of the society. Nope. It's to make sure those damn sluts, if they're fucking around, they're going to get knocked up. We're not paying for their birth control. That's their number one cause. And these are the same assholes that are running commercials for Jesus Christ on the television.
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Chapter 3: How are megachurches and capitalism connected?
It's completely strange. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie, the HBIC head beaver in charge because beavers fuck with you when you're not watching. And it's the mascot of Canada. And I do think beavers have premarital sex. And I think it's shame free. They do.
They have absolute shame free and they mate for life.
They mate for life. Yeah, they're soulmates. Beavers are. And you know what? They don't have to run commercials. No, they're not running commercials that beavers love each other forever.
They don't have to grandstand like, hey, I get you. I'm a beaver. I get you and running like multimillion dollar advertisements. I think it's pathetic. I think it's thirst trapping. I am not a Christian, but if I were one, I would be like, why is Jesus? advertising. This is beneath his messaging. I think it is the trashiest American, white, evangelical, dump truck, dipshit, MAGA shit. I hate it.
Kylie, have you seen those ads? I have.
They're everywhere. I don't know if it's just Oklahoma or if it's international, but everywhere.
It's not international, I can assure you. Right now. I would say national. Yeah. I think that probably our European listeners are like, wait a minute. So y'all advertise for medication, which they think is really weird. And you're Jesus Christ is running ads on television. It's weird. And here's the thing. All of these religious groups do all this shit with impunity and nobody ever calls it out.
Like I have an idea, the Jesus commercial people. Why don't you take all that money for your advertisement, put your money where your mouth is and go help the homeless situation? Because I don't know about you, but most of the evangelical Christians that I know, when homelessness comes up, they act so disgusted. They'll say, I don't want to go out to California. It's just so many homeless people.
I'm like, oh, yeah, like they're living so well. Right. Like have some fucking compassion. with your little Christ cross on.
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Chapter 4: What hate comments do the hosts receive?
Look at Mar-a-Lago. Trashy. Look at Trump's tower penthouse. Utter gutter snipe. I mean, it's just it's just trashy. And I just I think that Jesus running ads is just a bridge too far for me. Live by example, Jesus. Live by example. You don't need to be buying ads. It's just too far. It's just too far.
I mean, if I was like 99.9999999% never going to be a Christian, Jesus running the ad, put the nail in the crucifix. I mean, it's never happening. That's never going to fucking happen. It's the most unattractive, braggadocious, pick-me-thirst-trap bullshit I've ever seen. And here I thought you were so close. At this point, after those ads, I think I have a better chance of like Scientology. Yeah.
I haven't seen any Scientology ads. I have. But maybe on streaming. Yeah. Oh, really?
Because I Google stuff about it all the time.
All right, Kylie, what's going on on the internet?
I've got some hate comments for you today. Oh, good. This one is one star review titled Nails on a Chalkboard. And they write, if you like the sound of two aggressive pigs bullying their guests and showcasing really... uninformed opinions as rudely and unhinged as possible, then this is your show. I'm a woman and I had to turn this show off because it's cringy and embarrassing.
This is a good example of just because you can doesn't mean you should. You have been warned.
Been warned? By what? Like what's she going to do? By her. Like she's warning other people.
She's warning future listeners. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What is the relationship between profanity and honesty?
No, I didn't mean that. But I'm just saying as you go through your life, like you're not interested in what's going on with executives or whatever until you start being a consumer and an adult. You know what I mean? So in the last 10 years, I've really noticed how, well, probably longer than that.
All right, next up we have deleting your long paragraph and texting back okay is a different level of self-control. It's a sign of emotional regulation, the ability to manage intense feelings without reacting impulsively. When you're healing, you begin to realize that not every trigger deserves a full emotional response.
Sometimes you write the paragraph to process your feelings, but delete it to protect your peace. That simple okay. It's not about shutting down. It's a conscience boundary. It's the moment you choose self-respect over emotional chaos. It's the shift from needing to be heard to being okay with not being understood by everyone. That's not cold. That's clarity. That's healing.
I found this and I thought, okay, this is so true because I used to just fucking go hot. Like if something triggered me, I would just blast back. Yeah. I mean, I would just be like... And I'm sure that comes as a huge surprise to our listeners. But I would say probably like the last five years, I've really like...
There are just certain things that happen where I'm just like, I just I don't care enough. I don't care enough to respond. And I do agree with what this this is Mr. Underscore psychologist on Instagram says that you can write your ass chewing text. And then you can go up and delete it and replace it with an okay.
Because sometimes it's just cathartic to get it out of you, but not deal with the aftermath and then having to manage that person's emotions anymore when you send them how you really feel. Sometimes how I feel about somebody is just my business. And I don't really need that person to know that I think they're a piece of shit.
Sometimes you do, though. We've always had these fantasy chew outs and fantasy letters like hate mail that we'd write to people and chew out conversations that we'd role play. And so this to me is the same thing. I'll tell you why I don't text it. I'm so worried they're going to see the bubbles. Yeah.
So I do all the imaginary role play in my head, but I'm... Why do you care if they see the bubbles or not? I don't know. I mean, you're 55 years old. Like, why do you give a shit if somebody sees your bubbles? I just don't like people to know when I'm responding. I like to let it ride. But I like to just say, okay, or just not respond.
I always, for the most, there is one lady recently and she had this, she started the conversation with me and she'd been listening to Tucker Carlson's podcast and started all this crazy, like pro-Putin conversation.
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