Chapter 1: What do the hosts clarify for new listeners?
So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, we love you. And triple Trumpers can do wet pumps. For girls!
The reason why I said we love you to those people is because oftentimes we get a new listener and the new listener is confused in the comment section and thinks that we are telling the aforementioned gaytriots, patriots, blah, blah, blah to fuck off. Nothing could be further from the truth. So I just wanted to clarify that for our brand new listener.
And now we will move on to the segment to our brand new listener, Pumps, where I ask Pumps what she has had it with.
Okay, what I've had it with, and I've had it, is when you go into a parking lot, and you're waiting for a parking place, and cars are swarming, and the person gets in with their packages, so you're like, great, you turn your blinker on, you're ready. You're ready just to pull right in there. And it takes 10, or like two minutes, three minutes, four minutes.
Okay, so I've had this complaint forever. I think I've even brought it up on here. But now I'm taking it a step further. The frustration has become so deep in Trump's America that I'm having fantasies about getting out of my car, walking over and tapping on their window and saying, what the fuck are you doing? Like reverse, why are you sitting here?
That happened to me three times when I had to take my youngest to the mall. The third time, it was a Tesla. So you can only imagine that my... I was like cussing and he was like, it's not that big of a deal, mom. And I'm like, it is a fucking big deal. What are they doing in that stupid car? I mean, I have taken it to a new level of this woman is crazier than a shithouse rat.
That's where we're sitting in the Angie world these days.
OK, a couple of follow up questions. What type of Tesla was it? Was it the monster truck Tesla? Or just the car?
No, it was just the car. I did a monster truck with a wrap the other day and I looked around. This is how crazy I'm becoming. And I thought, I wonder if I could get away with keying that car. I've never keyed a car in my life. I'm 56 years old and I'm now thinking about knocking on people's windows and keying cyber trucks.
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Chapter 2: What parking lot frustrations does Pumps share?
This is like, you know, you've always been a Karen. And this is like, this is like the next step in Karenism, like violence. Like you're just like, fuck it. I'm going to key cars. I'm going to bang on Tesla windows. This is, this is where Karen's turn into criminals, the criminalization of Karenism. And you are, okay. I have to say this.
I am a firm believer and I do this just for spite and parking lots. When I'm in Oklahoma, obviously in New York, I don't have to deal with this, but in Oklahoma, the parking, it's such a parking lot culture. Yeah. Parking lots are everywhere. And I have to say parking lots are so incredibly unattractive.
And that's another episode for another day and how depressing parking lot, parking lots visually are. But nonetheless, we were talking about the car swarming and all that shit. I, on principle- Even if there's a spot right up close, I just pull into a parking lot and park as far away from the door as I can to just avoid everything entirely. I get more steps.
I'm not engaging in this criminal Karen-ism that you've engaged in. I don't have a desire to key a car. I don't have a desire to bang on a window where in Oklahoma there's free carry. Right. You can carry a gun anywhere you want. You're going to get your ass shot. 100%. So I... I hear you. All of those things would make me feel somewhat violent as well.
But a way to focus on your serenity is just say, what is the furthest parking spot from the front door of this restaurant or this mall? I'm going to park there. Then I'm going to walk past all of these fucking blowhards and go, I'm getting more steps than you. My heart rate's a little bit more elevated than you. And just kind of flick your hair and walk into the mall.
Do not buy into the parking lot rat race.
You know what? I mean, that's so much healthier than what I'm doing, but I just have a feeling like maybe the steps would make me feel good. But the anger, I kind of like it. Like I'm losing my damn mind.
Yeah.
And there wasn't a lot.
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Chapter 3: How does Angie describe her parking lot experiences?
That Karen-ism, I think it's hard to take it out of a person, the Karen-ism.
Take the Karen out of the parking lot. Can't take the parking lot out of the Karen or whatever. Okay. Let me tell you what I've had it with.
Okay. So on Instagram, they make these either millennials or Gen Zers, which I love both generations. This is not a bash on you guys. kind of is, but there's these like informational reels, like this is, these are the top five restaurants in New York, or these are the top five hotels in Paris, or these are the top five pet breeds, dog pet breeds.
And I think they use an AI voice and AI voice kind of sounds like this. Hey guys, my favorite restaurants in New York, the top five are the Corner Store. It's going to be the hardest resi to get in 2026. And I've noticed the exact same voice used multiple different counts. So I think there is like a default setting affected voice that is being used over and over again.
And here's my problem with the voice. It's not exciting. It's you're talking, you're trying to pitch that these are really great things, but you just sound so affected. The truffle fries are incredible. And I just have to tell you that moving on to restaurant number three, I think I don't understand it. I don't, I don't understand it.
I think that if you're going to make a video on the internet and, And you're going to do all of the effort of clipping the things together. And you've gone to the restaurants and you've gotten footage. It's cool. Good on you. Like you're making content. Use your own fucking voice. Don't use the Valley girl. Gen Z or I care about top restaurants, but I also don't fucking care.
I care, but I can't sound like I care. I care. And I'm enthusiastic about it, but I'm also like, don't give a fuck. And I'm super unaffected. So this is the realm that I have to stay in. I give a shit, but I don't. I want everybody to pick me, but I also don't. And I've had it. Use your own fucking voice. Use your own name. Use your own voice.
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Chapter 4: What does Wayne Hsiung discuss regarding animal rights?
If you're going to be on the internet, be on the fucking internet. No anonymous, no robot voices, no robot Valley Girl affected voices. I've had it.
I'm sitting there thinking like, it's weird to me that in all the years we've been friends, like I've loved your dramatic readings, like from John, 25 years ago. Yeah. You're great at it. But the level that you have ascended to in impressions and like imitating people, I just, where has this been all my life?
Yeah. pumps i've always had it and the situation is some of my other friends were able to experience this talent of mine when you and i would spend time together i had to spend quite a bit of time deconstructing religious mythology we were oftentimes having conversations where you stood on business that the earth was 6 000 years old and i would go darling that just simply did not happen
And you would stand on business that Noah lived to be 900-something years old. And then we had to have an ensuing conversation on that. Now, I kid slightly on that. Other facets of our relationship, my dear, have been us... colossally fucking up so many big life choices and helping each other trying to feel better about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
So I think that could have kept us from our my impersonations. But I promise to be more of a unifier moving forward and share with you The success of my husband's because, you know, Donald is an unifier first and foremost. Melania is so good. Okay.
So good.
Okay. All right. Pumpers. All right. Let's move along here. Welcome. I've had it. I'm Jennifer.
I'm Angie.
I'm Melania. This is a top DEI podcast for sure. Kylie's here. Kylie, pop in. What are people saying about us on the internet?
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Chapter 5: What are the details about the beagle rescue mission?
And all sorts of great things. And if we have the science to have a phone that can make some girl that is healthy, that can make that kind of voice, surely the scientists can work on something like that.
Wouldn't that be great if it was like you get all your daily allowance of vegetables and If you smoke five cigarettes. That'd be great. But here's the deal. I don't have high expectations for that because I'm still waiting to silence the dental drill. Dental drill. Like why is that sound still attached to a drill for the dentist? That hate it. I think that's like the momentum of the drill.
If you can sort of put a man on the moon, you can silence a dental drill in my opinion. All right.
Okay, the next one we've got is one star titled Garbage. And Crowley writes, nobody cares about your opinion. And then I've got one more to throw up just to end it on a high note. Keeping it up, Easy Ant, five stars. She says, keep it up, ladies. You make this Black Druids day all day.
Love it. Love that. Love the black triad. And I also love nobody cares about your garbage opinion, except for the writer of the review, who actually cares about our opinions via going to comment on it. That is care. Making a negative comment is care. It is. I appreciate that one-star review. I appreciate one-star reviewers. Okay. I want to go over some news stories with...
the class today number one is larry ellison is a prick he's a fascist prick he of course owns cbs he um is buying cnn he funds the idf he and his son his little nepo baby son are just five star gold star Pricks. P-R-I-C-K-S. They are pricks. Okay. And so these protesters went to his yacht and they popped up the following on it. The Trump Propaganda Press.
protesters slap Trump propagandists on billionaire donor Larry Ellison's mega yacht. And I have to say, let me read what they say. Billionaire Republican donor Larry Ellison, aka the world's biggest prick, just got a scathing message from protesters who pulled a daring stunt involving his mega yacht.
The activist group led by donkeys stuck a giant painted banner reading the Trump propagandists onto the side of the tech mobile's $160 million vessel while it moored in the posh French Riviera. And then they, of course, posted it. This kind of stuff right here, I think like what Drewski did with putting a mirror up to white Christian women, not just Erica Kirk.
But the white Christian megachurch women that feel like they're just such victims and we've got to protect our white male men that are just fucking racist while they're boodle baby crying Niagara while they're being racist. And then just browbeating these billionaires. I love it. I think this is reputational damage that we need to do. And I support every single bit of this.
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Chapter 6: What challenges did the rescuers face during the operation?
Oh, shut up, Jones. You're a fear monger. The neocon said, this isn't escalating. It's not even a war. Oh, 82nd Airborne, going to take us right to our most. Oh, Marine Expeditionary Force, that I told you they'd send, that they started to send nine days ago, which they did. You said, well, it's not for that. Oh, it's for that.
I mean, it's just crazy how I just look at what something is and report it, and then everybody on the left and right, on whatever side they're on, just disagrees with something if they don't like it. They must be hellish to live like that. Like to think about something and say, well, I'm going to say what I want it to be. That ain't the way the world works, sweetheart.
You want to know what's coming next? I'll tell you. And it ain't good. We don't have long for Trump to pull his dick out of this beehive.
Okay, a couple of things right here. We don't have long for Trump to pull his dick out of this beehive. Pretty good. Alzheimer's. For him to say when people just say something, a fact, and then people don't agree with it. This is the motherfucker that lied about the Sandy Hook massacre where little kindergartners were shot. And...
This, the fact that he still has a job, the fact that he still has a studio and the camera angle situation, Kylie, I think it'd be hilarious to do in our new studio just for fun one time. You know, so he's the only one there. It's like far away and then across. But MAGA is going through quite a few things right now.
And the MAGA cultists, the people that follow Erica Kirk online, for example, the people that think Melania Trump is just such a classy first lady and not like the world's most successful prostitute. They are all in lockstep with what Trump does. But the MAGA influencers, there are massive fissures because they know that this guy could drop dead any minute. They know that his brain is cooked.
And so it's interesting seeing the MAGA meltdown with the influencers. And I think the cult is not too far behind.
listener you know what i've officially had it with politicians trying to turn their personal religion into public policy like believe whatever you want that's your business but when politicians start pushing their religion into our public schools our laws and even foreign policy yeah i've totally had it that's why the freedom from religion foundation exists
They work to keep church and state separate, you know, like the Constitution says. They challenge unconstitutional policies, call out Christian nationalist nonsense, and defend the rights of everyone, including people who don't follow a religion. Basically, they're doing the work to keep government out of the pulpit and the pulpit out of government.
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Chapter 7: How does Wayne describe the legal implications of animal rescue?
I've had it with people abusing dogs. And this is something I've seen since I was a kid. I had an early experience in China seeing people killing dogs for meat. Growing up in Chicago, you saw dogs chained up in the freezing cold and the police would never come to help.
And one of the biggest abusers of dogs is the vivisection or animal experimentation industry, which subjects tens of thousands of dogs to torture that's honestly just hard to even believe is happening.
I was so shocked when I saw that. We focus a lot on politics and the current political climate, both in the United States and the rising far-right fascism globally. And when I noticed that, I thought, we just have so much work to do. as a species on so much abuse that happens both to human beings and to animals. But tell us about the people who own this laboratory.
What's the name of this company? How long have they been operating? How many beagles do they have?
The facility is called Bridgeland Farms, and it was started by, ironically, four veterinarians in the 1960s, partly because the US government, and particularly the US military, was performing a series of experiments on dogs, initially radiation experiments.
basically subject these poor beagles to lethal doses of radiation to see how their bodies deteriorated before they died, basically because we're afraid of nuclear war and didn't want to perform experiments on human beings, so we did it on dogs instead.
And then it's expanded from there to everything from pharmaceutical compounds to household products to things like pathogenic diseases like rabies. And the facility since the 1960s has been implicated in just a huge number of controversies.
But just in the last 20 years, there have been accounts ranging from piles of dead dogs and burning pyres outside of the facility to employees saying that dogs are being thrown into freezer bags while they're still alive for disposal. And so the facility for decades has been doing this sort of thing to at least hundreds, possibly thousands of dogs.
OK, so let's get to where we are currently. You assembled a group of heroes and you were organized and you went and you went into the laboratory and you got how many beagles?
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Chapter 8: What actions can listeners take to support the cause?
Yeah.
particularly Blue Area. Let's name some names. Let's talk about how we can get our community involved in something that we can actually see a difference on. Listener, there's so many things happening in this country that we don't have power or control over, but local politics works. When you put pressure locally on people, you can see change. And what we're talking about right here are beagles.
little beagles that are being bred and tortured. And that research is nothing short of torture. And all of us know, like, we don't deserve dogs. Our species does not deserve dogs. So this is the very least that we can do to help Wayne and help all of his community
So let's name some names and then I'll have our producers get phone numbers and emails so that we can start a huge movement to apply pressure to get this torture chamber, Ridgeland Farms, that tortures beagles for profit. We must not stop until this place is closed down.
Yeah, so the primary kind of person responsible for failing to protect the dogs and enforce the law is a district attorney in Dane County, a Democrat, again, named Ismael Azan.
We don't have a problem picking on Democrats here either.
Yeah, I know. I saw your interview with Cory Booker. It was great. I loved it. It was amazing. Yeah. And I'm a Democrat myself. You know, I think that we have to stand up against a lot of the horrible things that the Trump administration is doing. But there are Democrats who are supporting a lot of those horrible things, too.
You know, instead of talking about the abuse of animals, I'm talking about, oh, there's very, very powerful factory farming interests we should probably be talking to. And have we checked with the University of Wisconsin and, you know, the billions of dollars they're bringing into Dane County as a result of the animal experiments they're performing? It's never about just protecting the vulnerable.
And Ozan is someone who has made his entire career around defending the vulnerable as a black man, saying, you know, they're marginalized communities we have to fight for. Black Lives Matter was one of the things that kind of erupted him into political prominence in Wisconsin. And for whatever reason, he just has no regard for the fact that animals can be vulnerable parties, too.
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