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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, and all the triple-Trumpers can do what, Pumps? Fuck off! All right, welcome to America's Top DEI Podcast. Pumps, what have you had it with?
What I've had it with is all of these ads that come across my phone that say, we've got a mom hack for you. We've got a mom hack for makeup. We've got a mom hack for all this other shit. And I'm like, why can't it just be a shortcut? Why does it always have to be a mom hack? Like, shut the fuck up. I'm just tired of everything. you have to be a mom.
And maybe I'm just sensitive with all this crazy shit in the world, but I'm just like, if it's a shortcut, everybody can use it, not just a mom.
Yeah, there's a lot of the use of the word mom as it pertains to women and you don't see it equally done as a dad hack. And so there's this constant social reminder to women. Like there's this mommy blogger we've talked about on here a lot. They're called Scary Mommy or something.
And they would cover some of the stuff that we would do on our podcast and they would always refer to us as mom podcasters. We don't have a parenting podcast.
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts tired of hearing about mom hacks?
That's not what this is about. Do we talk about kids sometimes? Yes. Do we talk about motherhood sometimes? Yes. But they would never talk about any of the podcasters in the bro sphere as dad podcasters. And so I think it's just a lot of... some inherent sexism and also just patriarchal reminders that women are for breeding.
And you even see this in liberal spaces where I think Scary Mommy is kind of a more progressive blog. But they wanted to diminish us and diminish our voices by branding us as mom podcasters. And they put mom in front of it for it to be intentionally reductive. And so on that mom hack stuff, I mean, I don't know what that is, but I'll be fine with it as long as I see dad hacks.
And equal time with all of that, because it's just, it's a constant from both sides, this pressure on women or that only the moms can do this. I totally agree with you. I've had it with that too.
Yeah. It's just, here's my thing with it. Not everybody is a mother and I completely, 1 million percent agree. When I start hearing, here's the dad hack for you, I'm all in. I think that's a great idea. All right, so let me tell you what I've had it with.
It pertains to my husband, Josh. So we recently, I've been doing like Wordle, Connections, Crossword Mini, New York Times Crossword forever. I do it all the time, every morning when I get up. Well, Josh just started doing these things because he said he has early onset dementia and that he is trying to do brain exercises.
Well, first and foremost, he was like, when we were in Mexico for our Valentine's trip, he was like, hey, I'm doing these word puzzles, do them with me. And it's some app that he had, like exercise your brain app. And I started doing it. It's so easy. And I was like, Josh, this is like nursing home shit. Like, this is embarrassing. Just do the New York Times, do Wordle, do the crossword mini.
And then when you graduate, do the crossword puzzle. So he dives into it and he's a victim of crossword clues. He believes that there is a grand conspiracy by the maker of the crossword clues to personally dick him over. And I'm like, it's just crosswords are quirky. A lot of the clues piss you off, but that's just in it.
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Chapter 3: How do societal expectations affect women and motherhood?
Like as a crossworder, you just have to buy into the fact that sometimes the maker of the puzzle thinks they're real clever and they're real cute. And they try to do something that is ridiculous and you just have to accept it. You cannot be a crossword player. and then also be a victim of the crossword clues.
Like you just, it's just, it's a part of the contract that you enter in doing the crossword puzzles. And it's every day, it's every single day we have to review it. So we send each other our results and particularly he's very into the crossword mini. I typically get the mini in a minute or less and I send it to him and then he does his and he sends it back to me.
always like nine minutes and he just writes stage five dementia. Or it'll be like seven minutes and he just sends it to me and he puts early onset.
Okay, I have to tell you, I have done the same thing, not with the crossword, but I have like Googled, find an app to keep your brain young, challenge your brain. And I've downloaded all that crap. And I'm like, if I can't do this, I'm just done. Like, just put me put a fork in me. I'm done. It's over. It was so easy.
But I do periodically do that get on and download the game, the game that he had downloaded.
So he's like, Hey, we're laying out on the beach. He's like, Hey, do this. Do this brain exercise thing with me. And I'm like, Okay. And it's like a narrator that's like, In 1492, Columbus sold the ocean blue and then these little bubbles pop up and you click what she's saying. And I was like, Josh, do you think that this is hard? It's like, well, no, you know, it just gets defensive.
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Chapter 4: What frustrations arise from the term 'mom podcasters'?
So then we segued over to the crossword puzzles, but there's a lot of, there's a lot of nursing home games out there and Josh is falling prey to them. Yeah. I have to, I have to, I have to admit. All right, Pumps, I want to tell our listeners something before. So here's the thing.
It's been really difficult doing I've Had It with all of the egregious human rights violations, geopolitical war crimes, compulsive lying by the federal government, and not talking about those things. And so it felt like... our original podcast that we had this one that y'all are listening to, like it was fun and it was funny. And then all of these very serious things started happening.
And it was like, we need to talk about those serious things. But we also have this other podcast, as many of you know, IHIP News that drops a gajillion times a day, where we talk about all the fuckery, war crimes, dehumanization, lawlessness of the Trump regime. So on this podcast, we're gonna try to take it back to a little bit more humor. because we get to laugh.
We don't have to be in the fetal position at all times. And so we are gonna talk a little bit about politics on this one, but we wanna swing it back more towards its roots, where we giggled and talk about the shit that people do that drive us crazy. But we will visit a little bit of politics. So, Pumps, what's just a lightning round at the top of this episode?
What have you had it with pertaining to politics?
Well, I mean, I'm trying to shorten this, but at the end of the day, I've had it with Trump making policy on lie social and threatening other countries on lie social. We all know he's not going to follow through. And then the press secretary says, well, if he posted on true social, that's the U.S. policy. And I thought, are we in fifth grade? Is that what's happened here?
So that's what I've had it with overall, short.
OK, what I've had it with politically overall short is this narrative that gets perpetuated in Western media and among far right Israeli groups that we cannot criticize the government of Israel.
every single government individual politician uh dog cat uh instagram post youtube video podcast everything is worthy of criticism every thing on this planet and if people say you cannot criticize something it is a cult period and they're doing bad so i've had it with
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Chapter 5: What personal experiences do the hosts share about brain games?
Okay, so that's the call to action and they want to get a hundred people. This happened a couple of weeks ago to go rescue these beagles. So then of course I'm like liking that and then the algorithm keeps serving it up to me and then I'm on Google and I'm doing my own research. They went in and they saved the beagles. Play the next clip. Okay, so here they are.
They cut through the barbed wire fence and they're all in like these white outfits. They've got backpacks on and they're heading to the lab. They're banging open the door. He has over 100 people prying the door open. For those of you that are listening, now they're going through windows. Alarms are going off.
and they are passing the beagles through the window and he puts that beagle up on his hip and he says, you're going home mama. And he has that beagle on his hip and he is walking that beagle. Look at all those beagles in those cages. For those of you that are watching on YouTube, just horrific that they are breeding these little dogs and they don't even get to see the sky.
They don't get to see the grass. They don't get to play. They're just in those horrible cages. And I just want to say that not all heroes wear capes. See, they've got all these beagles. And then I followed the guy who did it, the initial thing. And he was showing video of the beagles at home with him. And they had like a little play area. But here's the thing.
The government then has gotten some of the beagles back and they've arrested a bunch of these protesters. And so that was the last update I had on it. And I just... I cannot believe that there's just so much shit going on in the world, like with Trump and all the fucking shit he does.
You know, I wish that we could be talking about like stuff like this, that people had health care, that ICE wasn't shooting people, that we weren't bombing Iran, that we weren't giving Israel blank checks to commit a genocide first in Gaza and now it looks like in Lebanon. So that we could deal with these things. We could deal with gun violence. We could deal with these poor beagles.
And like, I mean, I would go march all up in that shit for those beagles. I wish that we could, you know, march for a judicial system that was fair for everybody instead of an apartheid. judicial system, which reigns in America or about climate change. I mean, y'all know we're from Oklahoma City and last weekend it was 98 degrees in Oklahoma City in March.
But we can't talk about any of these things because we have to deal with toddler poopy pants and all of his dementia and all of the people that will not stand up to him. And we have to all go through the war and all this shit. for these insecure, emotionally stunted people. And those fucking beagles are now back.
And we can't, you know, like I can't spend a whole episode talking about the beagles. I want to, but we can't because there's like people dying. Ice is about to go into the airport. It's like, that's so fucking stupid. But anyway, I just want to share with y'all about those beagles because I just, I can't believe that people do that to dogs. It just makes me insane.
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Chapter 6: How does the episode address the current political climate?
John just got divorced and he's seen the ass he's going through. He is plowing through these people on Tinder. It looks so fun. And so then people buy into the grass is greener.
and most of the time it is not but we are just profoundly predictably disappointing human beings and the whole keeping up with the joneses uh whether it's getting married i think when when you see a friend group that's all getting married that can be contagious and i think the same thing with divorce and i think it doesn't take a lot
sometimes for people to see what they believe is greener grass and want to jump into that.
And also I would just throw in a lot of friend groups, the people are fucking each other. So when that comes out, a lot of marriages break down. Like you think I'm crazy. I've done divorces where the sister or the brother of my client was having an affair with the spouse, like best friends, fucking their best friend's husband. I mean, like it is, that is not isolated.
Yeah.
That's a great spin on that, Pumps, that when everybody finds out everybody's fucking each other, it causes a mass casualty, of course. Right. The whole friend group goes to shit. Everybody goes down. Yeah. Okay, my son sent me a rather alarming video that I think is circulating on Christian Talk that I immediately wanted to bring to everybody for analysis and review.
because it is one of the more fucked up, narcissistic, slightly delicious things I've seen in some time. And so while we have all of this shit going on in the world right now, right? Erosion of civil liberties, bombing Iran, genocide in Gaza, looks to be ethnic cleansing in Lebanon. allowing Russia to help Iran, but also relieving sanctions, all this fuckery, right?
This bitch on Christian Christian talk is worried about the following play the video, Kylie. So she posts this video and it says, thanks. I don't believe as a Christ follower who is Disney obsessed.
okay so and then it shows pictures of her and it's goes to like a praise song you know like the rock band praise song and it shows her like with the monkey with the monkey ears with the mouse ears looking at the disney cruise and it shows her walking through disney world okay or disneyland whatever same diff and here is the caption to this pop it up first of all her name her instagram name is a
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