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I've Had It

Jailbird Lovebirds

Tue, 17 Dec 2024

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Jennifer and Josh uncover the missing piece for Pumps in her (nonexistent) search for love.  Pre-order our new book, join our Patreon Cult, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsors: ZocDoc: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/IVEHADIT to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Aura Frames: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Use code HADIT at checkout to save! SKIMS: Shop SKIMS Holiday Shop at http://www.SKIMS.com/hadit. Available in styles for women, men, kids and even pets! If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. Follow Us:  I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special guest: Josh Welch @josh_welchSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: Who is Josh Welch and why is he here?

6.831 - 15.057 Jennifer Welch

Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots. Josh Welch is here. Josh, can you... Hello, hello, hello. Can you...

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18.427 - 20.168 Jennifer Welch

I don't know. Can I what?

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20.208 - 20.989 Jennifer Welch

You need arms.

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21.009 - 24.591 Jennifer Welch

You got to kick up. I love it.

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24.691 - 26.712 Jennifer Welch

Am I supposed to be like a puppet here on the show?

26.732 - 30.394 Jennifer Welch

Absolutely. It's our bird. We're trying to be somewhat like.

30.554 - 31.235 Jennifer Welch

Oh, that's right.

31.255 - 34.857 Jennifer Welch

We're trying not to like pre-surrender to fascism.

35.077 - 35.337 Jennifer Welch

Okay.

Chapter 2: What are the grievances about drive-thru etiquette?

438.191 - 444.317 Jennifer Welch

If you're going to rate the Bundt cakes on a scale of 1 to 10, they're 10s. They're the best that you can get.

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444.557 - 445.418 Jennifer Welch

What about the service?

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445.818 - 465.567 Jennifer Welch

Service is a 10. The service is great. The staff is great. The ladies that work there are fantastic human beings. I don't want to text about a Bundt cake. I don't want to take a survey about a Bundt cake. I don't want to get communications about sales that are going on where I can save 10% on the Bundt cake. I want none of that.

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465.647 - 475.389 Jennifer Welch

Like if I'm in the middle of court or in the middle of a client's crisis, I don't want to look down and get information about how I can save 80 cents on a fucking Bundt cake.

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475.409 - 477.269 Jennifer Welch

Let me ask you this. Do you want the receipt?

477.949 - 482.61 Jennifer Welch

None of it. I don't want any verification that I've ever been there other than I want to eat it.

483.444 - 483.805 Jennifer Welch

That's it.

483.905 - 486.571 Jennifer Welch

That's it. That's it. The last communication.

486.752 - 510.938 Jennifer Welch

Let me tell you what I've had it with. And this is a seasonal thing that comes up with Josh and me. And it all goes back to the cinnamon roll, cinnamon roll gate that longtime listeners know about. That was bad. Last Christmas when Josh stole the center of my cinnamon roll. Well, this Thanksgiving, Josh said, hey, I bought some cinnamon rolls and they're in the refrigerator.

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