Chapter 1: What are the latest trends in political discourse?
Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, all the MAGA, ICE lovers, hateful sociopaths that are trying to tear this country down can do what, Pumps? I think I'm gonna start doing fuck off with the bird. That's a good one. I like it. I like it. The ever evolving fuck off. Yes. Promise, what have you had it with?
Okay, what I've had it with is, Well, let me set it up. I've had it with not being able to get my colors done. All over the internet, everyone I know is talking about how good their color is when they've had their colors done.
What colors?
You know, like they tell you, are you a spring? Are you a winter? Are you a fall? And if you're a spring, you wear these colors. And if you're a fall, you wear these colors. And I believe it works. I 100% believe it works. I have emailed like six different people to do it. And I can't get anybody to email me back. The one girl that emailed me back was $550. And I was just like, that's too much.
So what I've had it with are trends that I actually want to be a part of on social media. And I cannot be a part of it. So I hate being outside being cool when I'm at least trying a little bit.
Okay, I have a lot to say about this. This is a resurrected thing from the 1980s. And there was a book called Color Me Beautiful.
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Chapter 2: Why is there a resurgence of color analysis in fashion?
And my mother, Linda, was all about this. And you can go, I'm sure, onto eBay or somewhere and buy the book, Color Me Beautiful, and you can do your colors yourself. And this was before the smartphone devices when we would go shopping in the 80s, which my mother would always go to the mall because she'd say, well, darling, I like to get a little exercise too. Right.
So we were always at the mall and she would have in her purse the Color Me Beautiful book. And so if I wanted to buy something, she would. I was a summer. I am a summer. And my mother would whip out the book and she'd go, I'm sorry, honey, that's not your color because it had all of the colors on it.
I think you're probably a spring just for my it's been years and years since I'd like to Color Me Beautiful book. But Color Me Beautiful. World Wide Web. Okay. I'll just charge you 50 bucks, not the $550. That's fair. When it comes in, I'll sit down with you, I'll do your colors, but this is a resurrected stolen thing from the 1980s. Somebody's acting like they discovered
And I just want to shout out to my mom, Linda, who watches the pod trailblazer because I had my colors done when I was just barely off the teat. I was in grade school and my mother diagnosed me as a summer. We went shopping accordingly and I bought the clothes accordingly, lived by it my whole life.
All of these people catching on decades and decades later with these racket $550, you can't get an appointment. I'll do it for you, perhaps. We're going to order Color Me Beautiful. Okay, thank you.
I remember, I knew that it had been recycled because I remember people knew what their colors were a long time ago, but I never had mine done, so I didn't know. So I'm not one bit shocked that Linda was on the cutting edge. And thank you. I'll take you up on that.
Yeah. Kylie, can you Google and find us an image of Color Me Beautiful, the book? It was kind of, you know, my mother was an atheist, so we didn't really have the Bible in the house. Color Me Beautiful was opened up all the time, like a Southern Baptist goes to church. She was all in on it. Vanity took a front row seat at the household growing up.
I'm kind of jealous you've had it your whole life.
Because I'm kind of afraid what my closet's going to be like everything in my closet is going to be the wrong color.
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Chapter 3: What frustrations arise from social media trends?
This book went with us everywhere. Everywhere this book went with us. That is it. Discover your natural beauty through the colors that make you look great and feel fabulous. Whatever your style mood, you'll glow in your thirsty special colors. Color Me Beautiful. This was it. This was the Bible.
While you were going to Bible study, talking about hell and demons torturing you, this is what my mom and I were doing. And just feeding capitalism. My mother and I were not doing premarital sex.
No, I was saying I was talking about premarital sex while you were doing colors.
Yes.
The evils.
Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. Let me tell you what I've had it with. Moderates. I've done this before, but I think it's time to resurrect it. It's time. Just like somebody who right now is like, you know, I think both sides just crazy. I'm just down the middle. I just want something normal. And I'm like, okay, number one, quit being a pussy.
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Chapter 4: How do personal experiences shape political views?
Number two, pick a side. Number three, stand for something. And number four, quit contributing to this narrative of this being a fault of allowing this to be a false equivalency, giving a permission structure. Because this is not... Wanting equality for all is not parallel with what they're doing right now. Those are not two different sides.
One side wants equality for people, embraces multiculturalism, embraces economic development, wants everybody to pay their fair share in taxes. Another side is for recreational cruelty, sucking up to billionaires, lying and saying immigrants are taking your jobs while it's really the billionaires that are. making all the mass firings and replacing everybody's jobs with robots.
And so it's just like, this is not the time to try to pretend like you're this reasonable, rational person, because any stance that isn't, I oppose this regime with everything in me is irrational and unreasonable. There is no like, I think the whole idea of like,
moderate is something that's like made up to try to placate to conservatives, like because it still has so much footing in conservative politics. being a moderate does. And instead, then it branches like people who care about equality as somehow that's some radical thing, or income inequality, like caring about that as a radical thing.
Saying that billionaires need to pay a billionaire tax, which will affect their life 0%. and then they all act like they are oppressed victims. And then you've got people that are like, I love capitalism, but they have zero capital to defend these billionaires, right? 50, 60 grand a year is like gonna go to bat to make sure that some asshole billionaire named Peter Thiel
who's an evil demon queen who has a side hustle of giving lectures about the antichrist doesn't pay more in taxes and here's the thing it won't affect his life at all if he paid more in tax it would affect you do so much goodness for our country but it's just crazy i've had i've had it with them i completely agree i just want to just for our newer listeners that haven't been in since the jump i want to tell a funny story about one of our live shows
One time in the podcast, Jennifer got a review that called her a centrist. You can call her anything on the planet. She doesn't give a shit. Nope. Zero fucks to give. This review called her a centrist. And I mean, she was fired up. For months. For months. For months. I couldn't let it go. Fast forward to a live show in Memphis, Tennessee. I'll never forget it. And two of our gay triads.
Nashville. Oh, what did I say? Have we done a live show in Memphis?
No, it was Nashville. You're 100% right. It was Nashville. In Nashville, they bring her a shirt that says centrist. she gets wound up all over again.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of hairnets in food safety?
I don't want to ask you this.
Let me ask you this. If you could go see it, you didn't have to pay any money and you could be in full blown incognito in the theater. Would you do it?
I kind of think I would. I'm giving some real thought.
Right?
But like you could never be seen there. No, but like buying a ticket to a different movie because I do not want $1. I don't want one streaming minute going to it. I don't want $1. But I have given a lot of thought buying a ticket to a different one, sneaking into Melania just because I'm sure- To hate watch. Yeah, to hate watch. Like Cheryl hate watches us.
Yes, but I'm not going to be as nice and pragmatic as Cheryl, though.
Yeah, that's why I think we've got to run Cheryl in a red state. Cheryl's our gal. Yeah. No, I've thought about it. But then, you know, here's the thing. Here's exactly what happened.
then it starts and then like five ten minutes into it you're just like this is insufferable just like when you see her on fox news and she's like my husband is on the fire my husband ownifies people in the country and we don't want the violence in the street and i speak eight languages and i've lived in the america and the christmas
My girlfriend and I quote her Christmas book reading all the time in our house.
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Chapter 6: How does entitlement manifest in customer behavior?
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Chapter 7: What role does nostalgia play in dining experiences?
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Chapter 8: How do cultural perceptions influence political identity?
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Okay, I've got a couple of news stories for you before we get to listener voice memos. I love this story. UK schools will introduce lessons to teach boys respect for women and girls. UK schools are set to introduce new lessons teaching boys the importance of respecting women and girls.
This initiative is part of a broader effort to promote gender equality, challenge harmful stereotypes, and encourage positive behavior. The lessons address key issues such as consent, empathy, and equality with a focus in fostering mutual respect between genders from a young age. Love it. This is so important, I think, I really do.
And you see, I think it was Norway, they have empathy classes in primary school and it's the happiest place to live, the kindest place to live, all of these things. I hate to say this, but I think this is what we're going to have to do because generationally we are seeing less and less respect for women, less and less respect for other people.
The dehumanizing that's going on and the fact that there are people that are justifying it, I think that teaching empathy, teaching respect, I think that is really important. And I wish... We as a country would get there. But again, that's after we solve all, you know, the gun problem. And maybe that would help with the gun problem. I don't know.
But I just I would really like to see something like that here.
Who wants to volunteer to go tell the Christians? I will. They need to know because at the Christian schools, they teach the opposite of this. At the evangelical Christian schools, they teach Christian narcissism. Women should submit very regressive things.
And I think that in raising children in general, we have to be really cognizant of especially what our children are engaging with on these devices. And I mean, I will just say like, Every couple months, I just do a little check on who my kids are following. I want to know who they're following. I want to know what part of pop culture they're tapping into.
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