Chapter 1: What recent event has involved a Duggar family member?
Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, and triple-Trumpers can do what, Pumps? Fuck off! Welcome to America's Top DEI Podcast. Pumps, what have you had it with?
Well, I had a different habit to start the show, but I have successfully had it with my iPhone, which I know I bitch about my iPhone a lot, but I have the unique ability that I have in the last hour deleted both my ability to call on my iPhone and my ability to text. Those boxes have disappeared from my phone. I don't know how I did it. I don't know if I'm magic.
But I can suck up a wet dream, and I have done it with my iPhone, and so I've had it. Wow. Yeah. You really outdid yourself. So you are unable to place a phone call or send a text? Correct. Receive. What's your plan of action? Okay. Well, here is my plan. My plan is I'm going to go to the studio and have Seth fix it. That's smart.
Chapter 2: What are the issues with the latest iPhone update?
That's my plan. That's exactly what I would do. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I think it's just like a reinstall situation. I tried to get it in my settings. I can't figure it out. Like I really, I'm at a loss. How do I continue to do this all the time? Yeah. Yeah. It's, have you noticed that they've reorganized, we may have talked about this before, but they've reorganized the text messages and the most recent download. And so then you have like,
um, unprogrammed number, unknown contacts, and it goes to one place and it's not in your main queue. And so I ran into a couple of people and I'm like, I've texted you like four different times. And I open, I'm like, I do not have a text from you. You must not have my number. They pull up the contact. I'm like, no, that is my number. And they're like, this is so weird. It says delivered.
And I'm like, it's not in my texts. And then I notice. that there is an unknown text section that you have to go into. And again, this is a situation where you have people having meetings that they shouldn't be having, where they think, okay, let's make the iPhone better. And really what they're doing is just let's do new things with it. And they do new things with it.
And the new things complicate the situation. Like I can't even discuss the downgrade of the photo album from like two or three updates ago. I just, it, they've overcomplicated it in improvements that overcomplicate something that is supposed to be smart are not improvements. And I've had it with that. I mean, I've had it too.
I,
I think my smartphone makes me feel dumb and maybe I am dumb, but I can't be the only one this happens to. I mean, probably with the regularity. Yes. But I, I just, I've had it with the iPhone. Had it. Yeah. Yeah. I've had it too. And then you think about the people that are Android users and I'm telling you, like they have this, uh, pride about being an Android user. And I used to, um,
kind of tease them like, oh, you have a green text. And I felt like an elitist using my iPhone. And then Tim Cook made a trophy for Trump and kissed the ring and, you know, all the things that are just horrible that we're all living through. And the Android users, I think I owe a big apology to. I kind of feel the same way.
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Chapter 3: How is AI affecting our perception of reality?
Even she cannot distinguish between AI and a real video. I feel somewhat betrayed though, after I have developed a relationship with a canine or something adorable online.
then it's i'm told it's it's fake and then i feel some sort of betray like really i just said here and i felt emotion and all of this for something that isn't real there's uh i don't know when this keeps going over a mass mass mass scale i think it's going to be really damaging to our humanity i agree
agree all right welcome to i've had it i'm jennifer i'm angie hbic for beaver haven't said that in a while just want to remind everyone i'm the head ai fraud not detector and a beaver and and the head tech at the genius bar at the apple store can you imagine if you went to the genius bar and i was Yeah, I think, yeah, there would be riots at the mall. Riots. Okay, Kylie, how are you?
I'm good. On AI, Jen, it's getting so much better that it is getting harder. And it's these really mundane clips. It's not Trump doing Cirque du Soleil like it was. You know what I mean? Which that would get Angie. Those are the kind of things Angie was getting got on.
Those are the things we had to trash can I Have News episodes that we were eight minutes into filming. And then Trump doing a triple lutz. That's the whole episode. Winning a gold medal at the Olympics. No pumps. That didn't happen. But no, you're right. It's more mundane stuff that seems believable and my kids can detect it. Josh and I cannot.
And it's something that's really like earnest and like, um, the re like when Instagram was good, when social media was good, when you saw sweet connections to humanity, connections to creatures, connections to nature, through your phone. And it was like, oh, okay, we're all still connected. We're all still out there. And then you fall for it, something mundane, but heartwarming.
And then you find out that it's fake. And then I just feel such a betrayal.
Just one last thing on this too. Angie, before she had adopted any Frenchies, we were all on tour and we were sitting around having lunch and she was trying to find one she wanted. She wanted this long haired thing. She goes, I found the one I want. I've never seen one like it. It's so unique. She shows us and it's a video of like a video game looking dog. Oh, I remember that. It was obvious.
We were like, Angie, that's not real.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of AI in our daily lives?
The unfounded claims were widely disputed by both courts and election officials. On multiple occasions, Phillips described migrants crossing the southern border as an invading force and urged people to arm themselves.
The war is here. They want you dead. They've come here to kill you. Be well armed. Take care of your family.
The person making these remarks is now in a position of public trust at an agency where judgment, credibility and calm decision making carry life or death consequences. A FEMA spokesperson told CNN, this is so silly, it's barely worth acknowledging. DHS, FEMA and Mr. Phillips are focused on the critical mission of emergency management and ensuring the safety of the American people.
So I say this a lot on our political podcast, and I think it's worthy to repeat here. We all saw January 6th, we all saw Trump 1.0, the bleach, ground by the pussy, wanting to hang mic pins, et cetera. So him winning again exposes a real cancer in American culture where in the electorate, a lot of people didn't care about that. And they wanted to celebrate the villain.
They wanted to celebrate a felon. They wanted to celebrate a cheater. They wanted to celebrate a violent person. And so they voted for him.
and then now that he's in government again you see the moral collapse of not only the oligarchs but of the people who want to go work for him because anybody with integrity or decency would say i'm i am not going to work for that man i i am simply i morally have massive issues with him i believe in the constitution i believe in democracy he clearly doesn't objectively he doesn't and uh
then you have these nuts. All that remains are nuts. Only crazy people want to go vote for him in this. Why the Waffle House? Let's dive into that. Why Waffle House? What working theory do y'all have on, why are we teleporting to Waffle House? I'm so traumatizing for him. If I was teleported somewhere, I don't think Waffle House would traumatize me.
No, I'd rather go to IHOP if I was teleporting now, but here's the deal. Really? IHOP over Waffle House? Hang on, IHOP over Waffle House? Yes, I love IHOP pancakes. Love, love, love. Kylie? In fact, I go there sometimes at night for dinner. By yourself? Yes. Do you sit at the bar or a booth? No, I get a booth.
I would be Waffle House. My theory is, and I've teleported to Waffle House before, blackout drunk. Right, that's what it is. I've been out. Someone drove me. I appeared in a Waffle House. So, like, that's my theory. I agree. 100%. He was fucked up. He was fucked up.
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