Chapter 1: What frustrations do the hosts express about technology updates?
Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, Gaytriots, Vaytriots, Blacktriots, Browntriots. Oh, and all of MAGA can. Fuck all! All right, Pumps, what have you had it with?
Okay, I've had it, had it with up to my eyeballs in shit with my iPhone being updated. It's not authorized. And I don't know what's happening after an update. It's hard enough for me to keep up on a regular basis what goes on on that phone. Not to mention... That then it updates and I wake up and it's like, oh, you've updated, you have to use your passcode.
And then I get in there and like, I can't find anything. My text messages are all messed up. They say it's time sensitive. I go in there, I answer, I realize it's like from four months ago. And then on top, adding insult to injury. I hate Tim Cook. I think he sucks. so bad. So that gives me an extra resentment. And then I pop up today. You're getting an update tonight.
I don't know how to stop it. I don't know how to stop the updates, but I'm sick of it. I've had it no more.
No, it's terrible. It's terrible. It's never, they never update things for the better. I feel like it is a, one of these things where you have a lot of hipsters that work at Apple who are like, we need to have a meeting and they're on zoom calls.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the current state of podcasts?
They're scrambling jets. They're pulling stuff out of the parking lot. They're showing, you know, let me show you, let me pull up. Here's the hyperface. Here's what you did now. And this is the over complex complication complex. Sorry, guys. We do a lot of podcasts. This is the overcomplication of all of this too many meetings.
And I think that sometimes people talk too much and communicate too much and try to invent shit to do that doesn't need to be done.
about four updates ago was the best version of the photo album they've ever had and since then the photo album has literally climbed to the top of the highest dive on the planet taken a huge swan dive into a completely empty pool and i don't even enjoy my photographs anymore i used to enjoy i can't find them i don't understand the ordering i don't know why the search engine used to be at the top now somebody's like i got an idea people are like what is it he goes
Let's move the search engine type in to the bottom. And all these sneaky McDweebersons are over there going, oh, fucking totally. That is an unbelievable idea. Let's move it to the bottom. That is fucking rad, man. It's just enough. And you know what I'm just going to say? I kind of missed the button. Pushing the button. I totally missed the button.
I know that's total Gen X moment, but I really liked that button. I like the feel and the tactile nature of pushing a button.
Well, and I felt like I had more control over it with the button. Like I was in charge. Now I feel like my phone's in charge of me. It's like wagging the dog that is me, which wouldn't be hard to do given my technological stuff. But yeah, getting another update. I'm sure it'll be even more fucked up tomorrow.
Yeah, it's the relationship with the phone is it's a really tortured one.
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Chapter 3: What criticisms do the hosts have regarding Trump's cabinet members?
It's a really tortured relationship for me. All right. Let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with podcasters and podcasts. And the top of my list would be myself. Second on that list would be you because I hate me a little bit more than I hate you. Not much. Kylie and Seth, I don't. They're awesome, and they have the worst jobs in America. Worst. But I just feel like
I'm just like, are podcasts here to stay, or is this a phase? What's going on with the podcasts? I guess it's the new radio, right? New talk radio?
Yeah, I think it's 100% radio back in the day. But what's interesting is nobody's watching regular TV anymore. So it kind of feels like they're here to stay. The news is over. The news is... over which but not i hit news that we drop every day wherever you get your podcast stay with us but i love that cbs so hard with their new cbs news thing i mean that has been delicious berry weiss
The demon lessee from hell. I mean, what lesbians are so good too. If I was a lesbian, I would be furious. I would be livid about that woman because she is just, you can tell she thinks she's hot shit and she doesn't know shit from Shinola this broad. And it's the equivalent to me of Kash Patel thinking, yeah, I'll run the FBI. I got it. Tee it up. Let's do it. I'll run the FBI.
I think Barry Weiss, she had this blog, you know, the Free Press, and she declared, like, culture wars are a problem and we're the anti-woke lesbians. Let's go anti-woke lesbians. And then lesbians are like, we don't want you anyway. So she's like, well, fuck that. Then I'm going to go join Trump. And it is such a this is this it's like a MAGA thinks they're so unique. And they're so original.
And they're like a string doll. It's like the same story with every single person on the planet. We're anti-DEI and we're anti-woke. And I think people should get their jobs on the merit. Hey, Barry Weiss with zero experience of running any news organization ever besides your own blog that you started. Why don't you run CBS News? And then you have all these seasoned...
skilled journalists that work hard, like really work hard, work for months and months and months on stories. And this insufferable twat goes in and spikes the story about Seacott. And then here's the thing that gets me so hard about her. So she's this big, like pro-Israel thumper, right?
i would think if i was a big pro-israel thumper like we need to work on holocaust prevention i would think airing the seacott story would be on the top of my list to say hey we have red flags here we have people in masks denying people due process sending them to a concentration camp in el salvador this seems eerily familiar to the 1930s but what is this
fucking twat dude she spikes it and then she wants to have credibility lecturing us on Israel fuck off I mean that's the thing about evangelicals and about these far-right Zionists they have to force you to like their opinion because they're so wrong in it and they are in such denial about how wrong they are so that's like evangelicals we have to recruit recruit recruit right the Zionists if we control TikTok if we control CBS if we control this if they don't know that we're committing a genocide then
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss the impact of Barry Weiss on the media landscape?
And I just don't see any difference between Benjamin Netanyahu, the way he went behind. I mean, you know, he's funding Hamas on the down low. He wants to stay in office. So he's at war. Corruption charges out the gazoo. And then you have Donald Trump.
I mean, there are two sides of the same coin, except Netanyahu is, I think, more strategic and probably, as Trump would say, higher IQ individual than Trump. Not that that's hard.
Well, and the problem is Netanyahu has been in and out of power for decades. That MF-er has the same line. He's been lying for years. Iran has a nuclear weapon. Iran's one day away from nuclear, like since the 1980s, like somebody did a hyper clip of it.
The thing that it bugs me about, like the Barry Weiss's and the evangelical Christians, and it surprises me zero, Barry Weiss's first interview was with Erica Kirk. I mean, birds of a dipshit feather flock together, right? So both of these people are sitting there And they have this arrogance about them that their worldview is just so correct.
And everybody that doesn't go through their mental gymnastics of depravity and debauchery and war crimes and all this shit just don't understand it. We're too woke to get it. And I just, I cannot wait.
for the spectacular fall of Barry Weiss because it's really sad like 60 minutes was a part I mean tick tick tick tick tick yes good you know my parents would watch and then I'd kind of be like that was a big deal yeah it was a big deal and um like the expose on the cigarette uh tobacco companies and all of that was big big stuff and It's going to fall. It's going to spiral spectacularly.
And I hope the Ellison's, I hope they lose billions. I hope they just bought TikTok. And of course they've hired incompetent people to run TikTok. I hope it loses billions. And I hope that there are new platforms that come out where we have a benevolent billionaire that says,
I hate these fuckers every bit as much as you all do, and I'm gonna make a cooler TikTok, a cooler this, a cooler that, and I'm paying more in taxes, whatever, but we're gonna fight these people together because Larry Ellison,
barry weiss benjamin netanyahu donald trump these are the worst the worst people among us that stand up for the worst people yeah and they think we're stupid like that we don't see how shitty they are it's like hey i know you have an inferiority complex and you think if you run cbs news or if you buy cbs news if you're the president united states nobody will know hate to tell you cat's out the back everybody you're a loser and always has
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Chapter 5: What are the hosts' opinions on the recent pregnancies among MAGA figures?
You've heard all this shit about him. I just read an article about him, if you can't tell. He does all this shit. He has three baby mamas. He's married to one wife and he knocks up now the current wife and he's got just a horde of children. Homeschools naturally, of course. He has the signal group chats.
he does war plans he includes his wife which tells me she's a red flag to make sure she does she has to be on there and then you know what i just noticed first of all i was on katie miller's disgusting ridiculous podcast and they're draped all over each other like they're not each other's like third third spouse you know like come on
His picture, his official picture on his bio on social media has her like in the background. I'm like, that screams, I fuck around and my wife doesn't trust me more than anything I've ever seen. We have to have our wife on there because she has to monitor the texts. We have to have a picture of our wife.
And then when we sit by each other, even though we're old as fuck and been married to other people a gazillion times, we have to have our arms all over each other in a podcast. He enrages me.
Well, I mean, in a normal world, all of this would be considered a national security threat. But in the Trump world, to your point about how can your parents think that he cares about the military is that would require critical thinking to critique His intellect.
All he has to do for the Trump people, like your family members, is tap dance on Fox News and go, I love America and I hate liberals and I hate immigrants. And you know what? I don't think our black vets deserve any recognition because I think the white vets are getting sidelined so that I can prop up black vets. And Fox News just goes...
This man, you know, I'll tell you what, honey, he loves America. It's this simpleton, dumbed down, no critical thinking, target the tribal impulses of the worst. uh, traits of humanity.
And this shit just reigns in middle America and the cancer pumps and all of that is, I think Fox news has radicalized and radicalized and radicalized people like your parents that should be retired, enjoying their retirement. And you tell me story after story about going over there and all they do is binge walk, binge watch free base Fox news. And what a miserable existence.
A lady wrote a book about this. I think it was during the George W. Bush era, maybe the Obama era, about Fox News and how devastating it was to the boomer generation, how angry they were in the polling since Fox News. They think they're about to fall prey to crime. They think that there's a bunch of people running around that hate America, which here's the thing.
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Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about the relationship dynamics in politics?
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There's our beaver. Let's check in with the National Lesbians Association. I'm the head one, the head lesbian. The head lesbian. Would you please weigh in on how the lesbians feel about Barry Weiss? Oh, she sucks.
I mean, when you're fighting for your place in the world as a group, and then one like that gets the national spotlight, it's just the worst thing that could happen.
Yeah, that little bitch, that little evil twat, I bet she has done zero coverage empathetically about Renee Goode. I saw that she just had this big meeting where she was like, if y'all don't like it here, then you just need to quit your jobs to like seasoned real-time journalists. This fucking...
demons what did it escape her notice that one of the thing the right was doing was demonizing her because she was a lesbian i mean i heard that from jump well you know she was a lesbian like that like that made a difference that she was murdered and so it's just
unbelievable here's the deal barry weiss has internalized homophobia she hates herself because she's a lesbian and so she wants to join the lesbian haters and she thinks somehow that's going to fix her and that she's like it's just like clarence thomas the black uh supreme court justice he hates that he's black he marries this Crazy-ass white lady.
Jenny Thomas, who was the January 6th ringleader. Like, that's not a conflict of interest. Like, the Republicans would even allow that for a second, some Democratic injustice. You know, it just shows how we play two different games all the time. Wasn't she in a cult before MAGA? Yeah, she was in a cult before MAGA. This is her second cult. This is her second call. Can't make this shit up.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts analyze the cultural implications of recent political events?
Three, two, one. Okay. You guys, hang on. We need this. I can't keep talking about all the fuckery all the time. We need some community and just making fun of these fucking droops. Pumps go. She shines at penile shame.
And you know, and here's the thing. I really think about it. Like, I've written it down. Okay. So, for my... I would have to say that for my... The smallest of the small, I'm going to go Rubio. He's number three? No, he's the smallest of the smallest of the small. Over Stephen Miller? Oh, cabinet. I wasn't counting Stephen Miller in the cabinet. Okay, re-scratch.
Stephen Miller is probably inverted. He probably has an inverted vagina because it's so in his, and I've had an inverted nipple one time, so I know that's true. You can do that. Pete Hexeth is the ultra slim. He's the pencil dick, so tiny, just really thin, no girth. You think they make a condom that fits something that small? No.
You know how like every guy wants to buy a Magnum condom when it's extra large? And it's like, bitch, you don't need that. He goes to the extra small store. Extra thin, extra slim. Well, we know he doesn't wear them because he's knocked up everybody he's had sex with.
so many kids so many kids okay um stephen miller inverted marco rubio's pinky um pencil pete hexeth i'm gonna this is probably gonna surprise a few people i think that this is kind of a dark horse howard lutnik He is trying. Teeny weeny? Teeny weeny. Oh, for sure. Too slick. He can't see it when he looks down. He's just, he's so slick. He's trying to be slick. Yeah. So that's my look, obviously.
What about Lil Smokey, J.D. Vance? here's my thing with him. Okay. Just from, just from the view, I think it's probably a fine size. He has a sport cock or something. No, not a sport cock, but not, not embarrassing either way. It's the way he uses it. Okay. It's bad. Like he, he doesn't know how to use it. He thinks that if he gets off in less than a minute, cheers, like great.
Um, he doesn't strike me as like, you should, um, you know, was that fun for you? Did you have, no, no, no, no. He doesn't care. That never comes into it.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts leave listeners with about the future of media?
I suspect he likes to watch himself jack off more than he likes sex with women. These are just observations.
I like that. All right. What else are we missing in the cabinet? Kylie, Google a picture of Trump's cabinet. We've got. Oh, my God. Yeah. That evil demon queen, Besant. And then also RFK Jr., which I think that's raisin. A raisin. Yeah. And he's Viagra age ish. So, and you can tell he's taken like some steroids with, which I think causes shrinkage. I know that's true.
How do you know that's true?
Well, I dated somebody that took steroids and I could tell. Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's welcome to tell all without on I've had a podcast pumps has had an inverted nipple and a, Oh my God. You know, I forgot Duffy. Oh,
Is he tall Duffy? He looked tall and like lanky in that.
See, those are always tall, skinny people. Sometimes it's always a surprise. Yeah.
Yeah, so that's Cabinet 101 with Ange, penis-sized cabinet.
I mean, you just light it up. That's really good. You know what? I would like to officially change my grievance where I started that I've had it with podcasts. I will hit podcasts because I think this is the type of content that we need. Kylie, do you have any ā anything to weigh in, I won't start, I guess it would be wholly inappropriate to talk about vagina size and lesbians. I don't think.
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