Chapter 1: What absurdity surrounds the Idiot Advancement Initiative?
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Pumps, what do you have it with? Okay, what I've had it with, and I know I'm going to get shit from you the minute I say this. But, so I've had it with children's birthday parties that go into all hours of the night and that trash blows all into my yard. And for two full days, I'm picking up all the shit, like the candy wrappers, the balloons that popped.
I mean, I understand I gave a ridiculously embarrassing, like hang my head in shame birthday party, third birthday for Emily. It was during the day. I scooped up all the animal shit. We had a bouncy house, a bubble guy, like a balloon guy, not a bubble guy, a balloon guy and a bubble thing, which my dogs love the bubble thing. I'm not against that. It went off.
Whose birthday party are you talking about? I'm lost.
In my neighbor's backyard. My neighbor's birthday. Okay.
Okay. Listener, you have to understand, sometimes it goes into a story, assuming the listener knows 50%. So you're at home and you're behind neighbors with whom you share a fence. Correct. Are having a big child rager. Yes. Okay.
And then you're getting child debris everywhere. For days.
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Chapter 2: What frustrations arise from children's birthday parties?
And it goes late into the night. Like the kid is maybe, I remember last year, I thought it was, I thought I heard him say it was her two-year-old birthday. So now we're at three and we're going till 11 or 12 a.m. I don't think that's for her. I think that's for them. And then I cannot tell you how much my dogs, how many Reese's, PC's, those brown cups that are left afterwards.
They're all over my yard. I almost feel like trash, like blue over. Anyway, I just think it's rude as fuck. I think if you have a child birthday party, it needs to end at bedtime at the latest. Ridiculous. So ridiculous.
I think that's terrible. I've had it with that by proxy. And you're telling me like their candy wrappers are in your yard? Yes, their candy wrappers.
Did you go over there and talk to them about it? No, because my dogs aren't the greatest. They're the barking dogs in the neighborhood. So I'm not going to, you know, and here's the deal. They're perfect neighbors, except for their child's birthday every year.
And they raged until 11 midnight? Yes.
I mean, it's crazy. Last year I thought, what are they – because it's like loud music. Like we're – we are having a full-blown – You think they're tripping Molly or something?
I don't know.
I mean, is it dance music? Is it electronic? Little kids music during the day and then moves into more adult music. But like kids could dance to it, I guess. I didn't know the name of the songs, but they weren't like wet ass pussy or anything like that. It was kind of appropriate for kids.
Yeah. Yeah. That would be something, wouldn't it? If they played wet ass pussy at the toddler party.
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Chapter 3: How do neighbors react to disruptive celebrations?
It's a complete waste of money. I wouldn't have it any other way. It was all the birthday party was done for the gram. And she will sit and own it. She will say, yeah, absolutely was done to make, you know, appealing Instagram photos. And I appreciate that. It's the people that thirst trap, that deny thirst trapping that irritate me.
Oh, my two-year-old was dying for a step and repeat. My two-year-old was dying for that. It's like bullshit. Yeah, no, Madison's the coolest. She's on shit.
No, she just owned it. And I was able to go in and she was like, oh, couldn't love it enough. Wish I would have done more. All right. So, okay. Let me tell you. I've been thinking a lot about... how triggered and fragile MAGA people are regarding DEI. You know, it's their big thing. We're against woke, we're anti-woke, we're anti-DEI.
And so really what DEI is, diversity, equity, inclusion, it's about making sure people that are diverse have an equal shot at jobs that white people normally get. Well, I have a new acronym that I would like to introduce to the class and it's I-A-I. Idiot Advancement Initiative.
Because every time I see a person on the television or on my phone that is an idiot, they work for Donald Trump and they have been advanced.
Right.
to this job over qualified, really qualified people because of their idiocy. And so I think we progressives, need to say, we oppose IAI, the Idiot Advancement Initiatives, put forth by the Trump regime. Because I have never seen a larger collection of idiots on display. It is unbelievable. It's breathtaking, actually, when you see J.D. Vance, Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard,
Kristi Noem, who's still the president of the shield of vaginas or something that he's given her some job for, right? The shield of balloon titties. Big titty Brian. It just goes on and on and on. They really have a policy of advancing idiots. But I blame 77 million Americans for voting for the biggest idiot of all time.
And then the buyer's remorse that they're all acting like they have right now. It's just more than I can take.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Idiot Advancement Initiative in politics?
Yeah, I think you'll really, really enjoy it. But anyway, that's a long intro. Welcome to I've Had It. I am a white woman. named Jennifer, and I support LGBTQ+, all the letters, all the fucking letters. I don't care how long the fucking acronyms get. You will see no pearl clutching from me, only support. And I am very worried about the rise in anti-black racism in this country. It is the...
It is at a boiling point right now. And every white listener of ours, you need to use your privilege to call out every racist motherfucker in this country. If you see a racist watching basketball, call them out. If you see them eating in a Mexican restaurant, call them out because the racism is out of control in this country right now.
And these people must have white allies that fight for the diversity that makes all of our lives better and protects us.
No, I completely agree. And it's the boiling point. What's your name? Oh, my name is Angie. Or you can call me hot stuff. I like that.
That's why you're America's top podcaster. But you were just saying the boiling point. Go back to that.
I feel like the boiling point, like probably I would say. Several years ago, probably during Obama, so you can mark it around there, I was like, we're moving forward with gay marriage. Racism is down. Now I feel like it is even worse than I grew up in. And I grew up in it and around it, like everywhere. And now I feel like it's just more toxic and worse.
I don't know if it is, but that's just how I feel about it. It was bad. No, it was really bad. But now it just seems like everybody in positions of power and authority, they're just fucking saying it. We don't want you to fucking vote. Sit in the back of the bus. I mean, it's just... We have gone so far backwards. It's just, it really is mind blowing in one lifetime, how far we've gone back.
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Chapter 5: How do personal experiences shape political beliefs?
All the way back. Like past my ear. Yeah. Back in the day. Now, what do you think you are now? In traction if I did it.
Could you, can you do the splits?
Fuck no, I can't do the splits.
Could you do the splits back then?
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't do like the split drop, like drop like a Dallas Cowboy split drop, but I could get into the splits, but my flexibility is just gone to shit.
Yeah.
That's why I like this yoga class because my teacher's mean. She's the first yoga teacher I've ever had. We never hear about the earth. We never hear about energy, you know, all that shit. I'll be trying to do something. She's like, well, you need to spread your leg out further. And I'm like, well, I can't. It's too tight. We'll stretch it out.
I mean, she'll come over there and pull the shit out of it. So I appreciate that. So I'm anxious to get more flexible.
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Chapter 6: What impact does the media have on public perception of politics?
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All this stuff, first of all, I think about how many families, like we know people personally that have cut ties off with their family members because they're a member of the LGBTQIA plus society and their parents' society. community and they still vote for Trump. And that has hurt them so deeply. They don't speak with that parent anymore.
And then it escalates all the way up to we're going to shoot them. I mean, it's story after story after story after story. And it's just, you get so wrapped up in your head that I have to protect this at all costs. I have to defend it. I'm going to do whatever I can for this fucker to say, well, if one of my other, you know, I have one kid that's molested, the other two aren't.
I mean, this guy's fucked up from job. But it's just... If you go across a continuum, shooting your child because they disagree with you about Trump is on one extreme, but there are also, when you will not see your parents because they vote against you, you're entitled to that. You have every right to be heard about that.
It's truly heartbreaking how many families have broken up because the parents can't stand for their children. They pick some dipshit over their children. And so it just makes me really sad. I mean, and my mom and I, we don't talk on a deep level, but the only like knock down, drag out fights we've had have been over the politics of this man. And it's just, it's such a cancer.
Yeah.
Well, and I think that the problem with all of this is there's so much subconscious messaging in all of this. And the fear, probably a reason why you don't tiptoe too deep into conversations with your mother, is because you know if she can dehumanize and hate black people. She outwardly opposes interracial marriage.
She outwardly doesn't care for anybody who doesn't think the exact same way she does and faces any sort of diversity of thought with utter judgment, cruelty, hellfire, damnation. subconsciously as a child, you would have to think, well, she can do that to somebody else. She could do that to me.
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