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Okay, what I've had it with is line hoggers. So I'm at the gym the other day. There's three of us that all walk to the water machine at the same time. This other gal and I grab the little cups they provide. This guy pulls out of nowhere, like a one liter container. And while we stand there... He fills his entire thing up. And I felt like the appropriate thing to do would be to say, go ahead.
This is going to take a while. But no, he sat there and we were both rolling. I mean, who does that? Lack of self-awareness, just hogging everything. I think you have to have more self-awareness in line.
I mean, you bury the lead here. I identified ages ago on this podcast, America's DEI Top Podcast, that a lot of problems in America right now stem around performative hydration.
And you know what? You're exactly right because it was performative because I watched that motherfucker the whole rest of the time I was at the gym. He never took one sip out of that water bottle.
This is just another piece of evidence. To my long held theory that all of this, the Stanley cups, oversized water bottles, it's all bullshit. It's all performative. It's all new. It's a capitalist fetish thing where people are fetishist. How big can my water bottle be that I carry around when everything else we're trying to make small, but that people want it to be gigantic.
I mean, I just, that kind of crap drives me insane.
insane the grandstanding and performing about drinking water like it's new or novel and then the people who talk about hydration and being hydrated like it's a new thing and it's like it's not new it's just that we've all been drinking all these sugary drinks and now we have this huge obesity problem and then people are like oh maybe we should drink what our bodies are made of
We should drink more water. That's a great idea.
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