Jeff and Casey Show Episodes

Runza Yelps and Elder Grifting

29 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

On Chris Hecker's GDC Rant

22 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

The Evils of Non-native Programming

16 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

On Google Morals

08 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Life Process Optimization

01 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

GDC Good/No-Good

24 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Emasculating Google Glass

11 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Client-Server Rats

03 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Windows 8 and What To Do About It

24 Feb 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Thanksgivingcast 2010 - Part II

27 Nov 2010

Contributed by Lukas

U2. The United Nations. Happy November. Underwater resort. Woodstock. Lost keys. Summit meeting. The Who. Chewing gum. The Luxor Hotel. The ...

Thanksgivingcast 2010 - Part I

24 Nov 2010

Contributed by Lukas

The Pope. Phoenix Jones. The Dave Matthews Band. Bruce Wayne. The Golfer. The mortgage crisis. Victor Savage. Male prostitutes. Kia Fate. Cor...

Valentine Surprise

15 Feb 2010

Contributed by Lukas

Epiphany

05 Jan 2010

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Planet Chad

03 Jan 2010

Contributed by Lukas

Fake coral. Planet Chad. The General Lee. Parenting tips. Planet Hollywood. Chad Ochocinco. Football. Child support. Usain Bolt. Koi. Court....

The Sound of the Singularity

02 Jan 2010

Contributed by Lukas

Robot dogs. Terminator 2. Christmas shopping. Frosty the Snowman. Big Mouth Billy Bass. Nazi criminals. Assassins. Sentient Christmas toys. Go...

Cracking the Universe

01 Jan 2010

Contributed by Lukas

The unified field theory. Divining rods. Albert Einstein. Unicorns. Great literature. Zip-state. Rainbows. David Cornelius Doremus. The Talmud...

CSI: Brazillian

31 Dec 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Government nepotism. The Pink Panther. CSI. Pornography problem. The USA Network. Mechanical Turk. Genitalia. Colombo. Disorder. Monk. House...

Rudolph the Mutant Reindeer

30 Dec 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Teabagging. Sex tapes. Santa Claus. Swan. Eating disorders. Goose. Christmas carols. GPS. Mannheim Steamroller. Garmin. Rudolph the Red Nose...

Blood, Sweat, Tears, and Gamerscore

29 Dec 2009

Contributed by Lukas

UPC codes. Mechanic. Gamertags. Veteran. Asshole blocked. Supermarket checkout. Your inner asshole. Storytelling. Story triggers. World War I...

Robert's Rules of Racism

28 Dec 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Arbitrage. Mel Gibson. The Postal Service. Birth of a Nation. The Twelve Days of Christmas. The Clinton corkscrew. Recursion. Chia Obama. Left...

Embrace Your Inner Asshole

27 Dec 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Parties. Gregor Mendel. Dildos. Camping. David Blane. Shock hazard. Casey thanks Jeff. Being genuine. Socializing. Disingenuously charming. ...

Failing to Achieve the Escapism I Wanted

26 Dec 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Giant spiders. Literature. Pedophile. French chickens. Slovinkia. Jesus. The Nutcracker. The Zoolights. Ballet. An apology to our listeners. ...

Happy Seder

26 Dec 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Yom Kippur. Rabbis. Condoms. Judaism. Matrilineal descent. Entertainment. Hanukkah. Miracles. Religion. The Seder. 400lb squirrel. Larry Da...

Back-hump Drivers

24 Dec 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Black Friday. Brainwashed. Frankincense. Christian side-hug. Lennon-McCartney. Myrrh. Crucifixion. George Martin. Gold. The Nokia N-Gage. Th...

Sentenced to Smells Already Smelt

16 Nov 2009

Contributed by Lukas

The X-Files. Charles Bloom. Outhouses. Fonts. Shrinkage. Truth. ClearType. Singers. The FBI. Chrome. Yoga. Zodiak. SafeSearch. Superpower...

The Revolutionary War was Fought on Rum

10 Nov 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Launch parties. Drugs. Cores. Terrorism. Rum. Ireland. The Revolutionary War. Lithuania. World of Warcraft. Windows 7. Marriage. Launch vid...

Space Party in Zero Gravity

02 Nov 2009

Contributed by Lukas

The black president. Dolphins. Martians. Space. Lobsters. Primate rights. Russians. Snatch. Screech owls. Contact. Conspiracy theories. Tin...

The Ethics of Robot Cats Caring for the Elderly: Will They Have Lasers?

25 Oct 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Israel. Disco. Graftings. Soviet research. Depression. Geisha. Gamers. Clowns. Goats. Listener dreams. Addiction. Mermaids. Robotic cats. ...

Where's THAT Sticker?

18 Oct 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Grand Juries. Dolphins. Milk. Garfield. Pacifiers. SMiles. Girls Gone Wild. Cats. The moon. Pornography. Monkeys. Cows. Zero gravity. Ani...

The Fine Line between Regret and Frustration

11 Oct 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Art museums. The Road to Mecca. Chris Crawford. Games as art. Good/no-good. Listener mail. iTunes. The Programmer's Challenge.

Friends on Friends

05 Oct 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Reality TV. Malware. Doubles. Viruses. The ladies' bathroom. Cheaters. Condo deaths. Dispensers. Friends on Friends. On-line dating. BestBuy...

A Tiny Girl for Tiny Crime

29 Sep 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Bra bags. World records. Raer Love. The world's heaviest twins. A hint of retard. Tiny girl. The ultimate debate. Tiny crime. VOIP. Manswers....

Don't Copy That - Part I

21 Sep 2009

Contributed by Lukas

id Software. Doom 3. SIIA. Britney Spears. Digital Protector. Don't Copy That. Copyright. The Constitution.

Don't Copy That - Part II

21 Sep 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Corporations. Copyright. Intellectual property.

Your Racist Baby

14 Sep 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Twitter. NutureShock. Racism. Babies. Newsweek. Science. Science fairs. School newspapers.

Collective Intelligence

08 Sep 2009

Contributed by Lukas

HTTP. Amazon.com. Web Squared. Web programmers. Tim O'Reily. Typography. John Battelle. Gutenberg. CERN. Xerox PARC. Web 2.0. CSS.

Feed the Aryans

30 Aug 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Hitler. The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. Heat. Personal image issues. Casey the sleeper agent. Bernie Ecclestone. Blinds. The Speci...

A Little Taste of Independence

23 Aug 2009

Contributed by Lukas

American Beauty. Lolita. Long sippers. 30-plus. Disabled. Standards vs. criteria. Fatties. Room to grow. La-Z-Boy. True Blood.

An Awkward Way to Come Out of the Bathroom

17 Aug 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Rufies. Team Fortress. Tragedy. Science fiction. Gun control. Fantasy. Shot. Bathroom rules. Toilet. Japanese bathrooms. Larry Craig. Hamle...

A Good Medicine to Have

09 Aug 2009

Contributed by Lukas

The Roberts Rule. G.I. Joe. Police. Sex. Video vault. Horse sex. Cinematography. Buggery. Hickies. South Carolina. Yankee lawyers. Repeat o...

Romeo and Juliet on a Talking Truck

02 Aug 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Romeo and Juliet. Transformers 2. Classiness. Transformer sex. Talking trucks. Racist robots. The AllSpark. Fish sex. Gospel. Tupperware. Ro...

The Dystopian Future is Now

24 Jul 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Security. Rubbage. Smoking. The dystopian present. Bose. Lost luggage. Airport food. Popeye's Chicken. Closed economies. Shania Twain. KFC. ...

Captain Cannabis Attacks

12 Jul 2009

Contributed by Lukas

J.J. Abrams. Tanning. Marijuana. Atheist sex. Captain Cannabis. Facebook. Ambien. The Immaculate Conception.

Selling Out for Sarah Palin

05 Jul 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Garage sales. Commemorative plates. Good/no-good. Flirting. Lyapunov stability. Gravity wells.

You Only Need a Hole

29 Jun 2009

Contributed by Lukas

User-friendly. James Horner. The Autoblow. Fleshlight. Nuclear reactors. Sucking. Hands-free.

A Crime of Sloppiness

21 Jun 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Harcore pornography. Kindergarten. Elementary school. The Jonas Brothers. Britney Spears. Disney. AP tests. The Brady Bunch.

The Sanctity of a Flesh-based Marriage

14 Jun 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Powerless Jeff. Facebook. Quizzes. Robots. Aliens. Hot girl quiz. Twilight. Profile pictures. Caricatures. Christians.

20-Inch Screws and A 80-Foot Ladder

08 Jun 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Good/no-good. Shopping carts. The homeless. TVs. U-hauls. Home Depot. Therapy.

Small-market Superheroes

31 May 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Shadow Hare. Cincinnati. Electrical powers. The budget. Christian Bale. Perching. Rabbits. Pets. Dislocated shoulders. Applesauce. Impregnat...

A Dolphin You Can Bring Home to Mom

28 May 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Seaquest DSV. Talking dolphins. Darwin the Dolphin. Sir Isaac Newton. John Stuart Reed. The British. The Cymascope. Breakthroughs. Buckaroo Bo...

Seventy Wasted Hours of Your Life

10 Feb 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Penis massage robot. Giant inflatable dog turd. Jamba Juice. The Sun Ya Chinese Restaurant. SeaQuest DSV. Exotic animals as pets. Swedish animal...

Richard Attenborough Narrates a Porno

02 Feb 2009

Contributed by Lukas

The Superbowl. Antivirus software. Divining rods. Age of consent. The Bible. Hydroponics. Richard Attenborough. Pornography. The porn economy....

A Camaro that Doesn't Explode

26 Jan 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Microsoft. Windows XP. OpenGL. Direct3D. Windows Vista. Windows 7. Windows Guru. Albert Einstein. Microsoft Priests. The Microsoft Priest Bar...

$16k, 100 Cases of Beer, and Several Cases of Meat

19 Jan 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Asburgers. Bounced checks. 7/11. iPhone. Passwords with a 9 at the end. Lexus dealership. AT&T. Penis massage robot. Directions on Microsoft. ...

The Vice President of Style

13 Jan 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Autonomous agents. Penis stories. Soul mirror. Mantyhose. Dark socks. Nordstroms. CostCo. Radio Shack. Batteries. Wireless doorbells. Fur El...

A Venn Diagram of Two Things That Suck

06 Jan 2009

Contributed by Lukas

Talking dolphins. Netflix Streaming. No Country for Old Men. Battlestar Galactica. Firefly. Star Trek. Venn diagram of suck. Science fiction. ...

The Skinniest Kid at Fat Camp

29 Dec 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Green popsicles. Christmas morning. Electron microscopes. Rick Astle. Brothels. Poland. Burt and Ernie. Burt-tipped condoms. Strip clubs. Por...

Adolph Hitler: Employee of the Month

23 Dec 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Santa Express to the Zoolights. Tacoma. Giant spiders. Christmas. Mt. Rainier. Battle of Bunker Hill. Coupon pronunciation. The Fighting Retard...

Oil, Coffee, and Corsets

16 Dec 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Breast giveaway. Guiness World Record. Microsoft clothing. Vista advertisements. I'm a PC. Windows Mojave. Racial desktop. Spread goat ass. iP...

The Vicar's Eleventh Toe

09 Dec 2008

Contributed by Lukas

The holidays. Wal*mart. Surgery. Diced genitalia. Malpractice. Romania. Romanian medical board. Potato. Casey's musical minute. Inflatable br...

Fat, Toothless, and Poor

01 Dec 2008

Contributed by Lukas

M-Audio. BurgerKing drive-thru. BurgerKing Delayer (BKD). No mushrooms. Hotness escalation. Sufficient degree of hotness. Fake penis scam. Urin...

Rubbing a Bitch's Teat with Love

24 Nov 2008

Contributed by Lukas

The Twinkie Defense. Jeff and Casey's Rainbow Hour. Sweden. Swedish beastiality ring. Zoophilia. Penetrating the network. She backed into me. L...

A Complex Relationship with Cheese

19 Nov 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Linux. Steve's dogshit. XP. Boston. Ubuntu. The Celtics. Dance academy. The treadmill car. Plane porn. Games as sports. Thatcher's muccous. ...

A Donut for Everyman

10 Nov 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Top Pot. The Mile High Club. Internet forums. Render farms. Metacritic 100% games. The Drake equation. Plexiglass. Electronic Arts. Mathematic...

The White Trash Food Pyramid

04 Nov 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Sam's Club. Washington State police force. TV. Van Halen. CostCo. TV Guide. Snickers. Retards. Rock Band. Pumpkins. White trash. National F...

Every Night is a Kobayashi Maru

29 Oct 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Handicapped. Just Too Late warnings. Installers. Megan Fox. Tipping. New Jersey. "No beef!" Angelina Jolie. Japan. Tipping economies. Luggag...

The Child You Kept in the Closet

22 Oct 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Japanese clubs. Relative hotness. Segway monkey. Wheelhouse. Skype. Bad slogans. Meat thermometer. AJAX. Prop 8. Web 2.0. EULAs. Ping pong....

You're Not Using It Right

14 Oct 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Japan. Tokyo Game Show. Skype. Nightstand porn. Japanese broom-riding location-based entertainment. 100% Pure Awesome. Hang-over meat. Japanese...

The Tragic Choice Fatigue of David Lee Roth

05 Oct 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Casting couch. Binormal porn searches. The Edge. Van Halen minute. Big Rig Amped. Frank Miller. Choice fatigue. Jeff's mullet. Sexy nun. ACLU...

Learning to Love the Sweet Smell of Success

29 Sep 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Dharma. Right of First Recognizer. Silent but deadly. Congress works the weekend. Defecation. Quigly's motorhome. Senate briefing room. Flatule...

The Greatest Men's Breakfast on the Planet

21 Sep 2008

Contributed by Lukas

XXX Church. The Hard Rock Cafe. Urban camouflage. Porn and Parent. The Hard Rock Cafe Casino. Porn and Pastries. The Hard Rock Model Search. Th...

The Real Joker Never Picks Up His Cards

14 Sep 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Cargo pants. Boo Yeah. John's hot book girl. Expensive clothes. "Oh, the humanity!" PAX vs. GDC. Wendy's. Hardcore grammar porn. Catholic game...

A Line of Tapdancing Rats

07 Sep 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Dukes of Hazardization. Porn mining. K-town. Dorf. Shrek: The Musical. Standing ovations. Pixar vs. Dreamworks. The story of your groceries. D...

The Brownest Snowflake

02 Sep 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Neutral state lottery. No torrents here. Rabbit-proof fences. Brits in Bulgaria. Tired Casey. All actors are Australian. Windows in space. Ever...

007 Gets Out of His Hatchback

25 Aug 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Ninja is binary. Coke-Mr. Pibb-RC Cola-Shasta-Safeway Select. Tony the Ninja. James Bond drives a hatchback. Professional podcasters. Complex Shi...

The Clothes Hangar, the Uncooked Hot Dog, and the Tube of Lube

18 Aug 2008

Contributed by Lukas

14-year-olds. Retarded no-shows. Yale. Silverlight. Yet another XBox shits the bed. Nazis still aren't funny. Lost. Emo dicks. Instructions. ...

Tapioca Zombiefest 2000 Bagel Delivery Girl

10 Aug 2008

Contributed by Lukas

PHP. The Jeff Show and the Casey Show. Silver anniversaries. On-screen keyboards. Tapioca Zombiefest 2000. HTML. CSS. Braid.

The Tummy Returns

03 Aug 2008

Contributed by Lukas

The Mummy. This Week in Politics. This Week in Crime. Amendment quiz. This Week is No Good.

Floss Like a Dentist

27 Jul 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Minimum security "prison break". Fingerprints. Burrata. Rights. phpwomen.org. MLK-holes. McCain Invasion. Little people stars. Bigg Jigg. TSA...

A Nazi Every Night with Dinner

20 Jul 2008

Contributed by Lukas

This Week in Law Enforcement. This Week is No Good. This Week in Former Adversaries.

An Alternate Dimension with the Worst Superhero

16 Jul 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Portland and Vancouver trips. This Week in Elderly. This Week in Pornography. This Week in Microsoft.

The Canadian Oil Sands Company of Comedy

09 Jul 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff drives through. Deaf relationships. Business class seats. World sandwich. Jeff's Ferrari breakdown. Jeff's lame links. The origins of sleez...

The Intoxicating Scent of Flour

06 Jul 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Worthless Tony awards. Countdown mistake. Spring Awakenings. Cable problem. Flying first class. Jeff's NYC trip. Optional TSA. Chinese/Italian ...

A Tale of Two Weiners

02 Jul 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff's pad. Bill Gates email. Microsoft is done. Buying MP3s. Calling convention genders.

Random Acts of Rudeness

29 Jun 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff's squirrels. The Black Card. Sickly Jeff. Burrata. NYC cesspool. Long 7/11 line. Selling out. Random acts of rudeness. Meat popsicle. Ge...

The Choice to Kill

22 Jun 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Carbon-based dog. Assassinations and torture. Rodney King. The steady state of the world. Celebrity Rehab. The Wheel of Peace. The steal-a-car s...

An Asshole Sitting Behind a Sushi Bar

15 Jun 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Democratic illusions. Hotties for social change. Crapple. R. Kelley. Don't Mess with the Roberts. Intent matters. Lucas and Tojo. Copyright is ...

Getting Used to Disappointment

08 Jun 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Porn ads. Algorithm sale classes. Advice. Is porn evil? The list. Porn actors, not porn producers. Tull. Fixing Google Checkout. The Grammys. ...

The Freedomcast

01 Jun 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Fen/phen. Arachnia. Freedomcast. It Came from the Desert. Elliptical trainer. Bad movie vs. bad movie. Thirtysomething fatness. Bad Ubuntu rand...

Spring Break for Gay People

25 May 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Baby hip-hop. Shorties. Retro-gayed. Ex-governor alimony. Anti-gay gayness. Alpha politics. Gay camp orgies. Religious education. Google Atlas...

The Mystery of the Disappearing Semen

18 May 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Self-performance anxiety. Persona 3. Entry point. MegaTimer instructions. Retrograde. Women do/don't like cars. Aciphex. Ferrari gas. Adversar...

Putting Odor Back Into Communication

11 May 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Politics: Then and now. Hillary Clinton, the horse. MegaTimer incompetence. Cross-eyed PETA Pam Anderson. Strong passwords. Cirque du Soleil HIV....

T, A, and A

07 May 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Jackass drugs. Formula One orgy. Oldish movies. Burger King/Electronic Arts market cap. Alternative radio. Domestic violence reindeer. Warren Bu...

The Faint Smell of Vomit

27 Apr 2008

Contributed by Lukas

CNN double-header. Drobo update. Chair diarrhea. The Mugar Omnimax Theater. Leonard Nimoy. Iron Man, not Ironman. Penis theft.

Celebrating Your Past Failures

20 Apr 2008

Contributed by Lukas

The MegaTimer. Microsoft and Yahoo walk into a bar. Vista's complete lack of shame. Unicorns and rainbows.

A Classic F.O.E. Mistake

13 Apr 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Haircuts. Engineers. Conversations. How to confuse Dostoyevsky with Nabokov. How not to confuse Karate Kid with Step Up 2: The Streets.

Mr. T's Stock Tip Show

06 Apr 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Bad Company. Jamba Juice. Cockroaches in the International District. Urination. Drobo colonoscopy. Journey, Foreigner, and Survivor. Mr. T. Min...

Ray Kurzweil Never Saw Fantasia

30 Mar 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Programmer numbering. Colonoscopy robot 2.0. Replacement sphincters. How lawyers ruin everything. Army of Two 2.

The Manual Process of Checking the Archives

23 Mar 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Futuristic warfare. Retarded gangsters. Florida. Airport security. Robotic colonoscopies. Checking the archives. Death ray: manta. Rocketman.

Stretched to the Limits and Back

16 Mar 2008

Contributed by Lukas

Inappropriate humping. $4500/hour. Massage robots. Porn acting. Going indie with Metacritic 100% games.