Jess & Rohan

FULL SHOW | Move on bitch

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's been a theft within the team... Ducko gets feedback from both his mum and mother in law and we ask what did your boss ban?Subscribe on LiSTNR:...

FULL SHOW | What have you got my sex machine for?

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A rice cooker sent us a DM with an unbelievable story of, Ducko became a hero overnight, Jess got to the root of why her husband doesn't like to play ...

FULL SHOW | There is something there that isn't normally there...

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jess realised she's been doing a trend that Gen Z's been onto forever and Ducko had to rope in his wife to help with an ingrown hair on his ass!Subscr...

BONUS | Shy Guys Diary!

25 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | The taco's should be sticking together

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do Tim Tams belong in the fridge? There's an issue at Lucia's daycare and Jess after talking her up all week - today we make Jess juggle for us! Produ...

FULL SHOW | He's put it in his mouth!

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Not only is it Lucia's first day of daycare its also the day Jess meets The Amazing Jono ahead of tomorrows big juggle!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://pl...

FULL SHOW | So I was hiding in the bushes...

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We got invited to a nude camp! Jess looked like a creep at the kids park and Ducko got asked for ID but not where you'd expect!Subscribe on LiSTNR: ht...

FULL SHOW | Is there an alarm in this?

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jess' husband Angus fell victim to the 'boy look', Year of the Song is back for another year and we ask how far did you go for the craving?Subscribe o...

FULL SHOW | Too much bum no sun

19 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Soup lollies are a thing, Jess gets dissed at sensory class and we suspect Ducko will be an overprotective parent after the weekend Pams had!Subscribe...

BONUS | Shy Guys Diary!

18 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | Life is good

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We find out if there's a case to be made after an incident involving a but plug and an MRI machine, Jess spends more time juggling then with her daugh...

FULL SHOW | It ripped right through the rectum

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We hear of a horror story involving a but plug and an MRI machine, Ducko found some floaties in his ice bath and how Jess is turning into her dad!Subs...

FULL SHOW | The weather guy got angry

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We find out the biggest mistakes you've ever made, what caused Ducko to go into dad mode and we reveal the banned words of 2025!Subscribe on LiSTNR: h...

FULL SHOW | She's got an inverted vulva

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We test out a new game, Jess is already done with her new years resolution and Ducko's wife Morgan had a doozy of a christmas!Subscribe on LiSTNR: htt...

FULL SHOW | Mum, you got a note?

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rice Cookers we missed you! Ducko told us how someone at the Aus Open thought he was one of the players! We ask what went wrong on the holiday and Jes...

THROWBACK | When are you going to die?

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show: We use an app to predict when we're going to die, we ask what made you vomit and Jess reveals she has photos from inside the bir...

THROWBACK | Please shower everyday

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show: We find out how the kids ruined the surprise, find out why people are culling their friends and Jess uses medical science to bac...

THROWBACK | I made a scene

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show: Who's crime is worse Jess or her brothers? Angus got a call after Jess made an order for pasta, we ask what makes sense to you b...

THROWBACK | The ultimate boner killer

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show: What did Pam do that killed the mood? We talk sad things and Jess fought with Angus over passport photos!Subscribe on LiSTNR: ht...

THROWBACK | What went wrong at the wedding?

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show: Jess has a new game for Ducko, we get wedding horror stories and then fnd some red flags in a relationshipSubscribe on LiSTNR: h...

BONUS | Jess & Ducko's Christmas Spectacular!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We take a look into what Christmas Day will look like for the team and we play a Christmas edition of Year of the Song!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://pl...

THROWBACK | What's on your sex playlist?

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show: We find out what songs you've got on in the bedroom, Jess enters her gardening era and we go through penis sizes around the worl...

THROWBACK | Noone has touched me the way you touch me...

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show: Jess is worried she's turning into her mother, we ask what foods are you afraid of and the awkward moment during Dukcos massage!...

THROWBACK | Sometimes he just needs to rub me

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show: The 2000 year old dildo, Morgan lost her wedding ring and the conversations Ducko had at a bucks party!Subscribe on LiSTNR: http...

THROWBACK | I can feel the bum in my hands

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this best of show: We recreate Jess's Fast & Furious fantasy, the Sarah J. Maas book craze that Ducko's into and we ask whats the worst smell y...

BONUS | Shy Guys YEAR in review!

07 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back at the year that was with Jess & Ducko!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-ducko...

FULL SHOW | I got penis!

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko tells us the revelation he had during the 20 week scan, Jess isn't pleased with Angus, we giveaway cash ahead of Christmas and Shy Guy wraps up ...

FULL SHOW | Clip clop clip clop

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What lame animal got the better of you? Ducko gives us an update on the deck renos and we play Wordie-okie for the final time this year!Subscribe on L...

FULL SHOW | But honey he's rich...

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We ask what happened to your nuts, there's something Angus is doing that is giving Jess the ick and we call Ducko's for a deck update!Subscribe on LiS...

FULL SHOW | Now me nickname's lefty

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko's dad is coming over to help him sand the deck, Jess wants to know your wedgie horror stories and Shy Guy presents a Christmas edition of Year o...

FULL SHOW | Jingle Jingle Jingle

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko nearly got stuck on Queensland yesterday, Jess' friend got caught selling foot pics and we ask for sad sights... Finally, Quiz with a Twist retu...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

30 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | I'm trying to twist something

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We find out what old tech your still using, Jess has an issue with her dog sitter and Shy Guy wraps up the week in his diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: http...

FULL SHOW | Drinking and bonking

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is Jess' 1 year old a genius? We find out what makes your feel powerful and we play Wordie-Okie!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/n...

FULL SHOW | F**k the vibes must be good!

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko's spent the night in Sydney and his night didn't go as planned, Jess became a domestic goddess and we debut a new segment!Subscribe on LiSTNR: h...

FULL SHOW | Boy logic

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What cracking an egg says about your cooking ability, we ask about your fingers and Shy Guy presents another round of Year of the Song!Subscribe on Li...

FULL SHOW | Where's the A A Battery?

24 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The human washing machine is here, we get your embarrassing work stories and Jess' got into a fight with Angus over a pot hole...Subscribe on LiSTNR: ...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

23 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | Good Morning!

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jess reveals how she gave herself the ick! We go through the weirdest baby names of 2024 and Shy Guy wraps up the week with his diary!Subscribe on LiS...

FULL SHOW | Searching through the mystery hole

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We found an ancient egyptian cocktail recipe, Jess wants to know what the worst movie to watch with your folks is and Ducko finds out why he'd make a ...

FULL SHOW | Rim up or rim down?

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When did you not pick up on flirty signs? How Jess's dad went above and beyond for a delivery and what did Ducko do that got him in hot water with Mor...

FULL SHOW | I would feel it if someone put a chocolate in my ass

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jess talks about a total Karen she encountered at the weekend, Ducko reveals another new thing he's learnt while expecting a baby and we play an ARIA ...

FULL SHOW | Don't drag "we" into this!

17 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko's wife Morgan made a crime against fashion, we asked what did you get where you shouldn't? and we play Quiz with a TwistSubscribe on LiSTNR: htt...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

16 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | What's a pirates favorite letter?

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We find out what smells you like that you shouldn't and find out what makes a sexy man! Jess' husband found something rank in her car and Producer Shy...

FULL SHOW | Hello pesant

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We ask about non-negotiables in the delivery room, Ducko tells us what ruined his Curry Christmas tradition and we play Wordie-Okie!Subscribe on LiSTN...

FULL SHOW | Don't worry, you can't see taco

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Shy Guy & Babs script a break for Jess & Ducko to recreate, Ducko takes us through his couple tradition with his wife Morgan and Jess reveals ...

FULL SHOW | I love farting

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We ask what makes you toot? Shy Guy investigates the elevator shaft in the office and Ducko gave Morgan hope for the future!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | Why do I have to be one of the little folk?

10 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about raising the legal age kids should be on social media, Ducko goes to Baby Bunting for the first time and Jess asks for your weird collect...

BONUS | Bab's Blog!

09 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Filling for producer Shy Guy, Producer Babs wraps up the week in her diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee...

FULL SHOW | Have you ever heard a fly say ouch?

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Couples are using ChatGPT to resolve fights, we ask if your leaving a concert early and Producer Babs wraps up the week in her diary!Subscribe on LiST...

FULL SHOW | I'm having fun, don't come for me okay!

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show we ask listeners to tell us the tiny things they stress over, Jess talks about her iron guts and we play Wordie - Oke! Subscribe on...

FULL SHOW | Go Blue Jays!

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko asked a dumb pregnancy question to his wife Morgan so we ask for your dumb questions, we also ask if your folding your clothes? Jess's Rhodesian...

FULL SHOW | My ass eats it back up!

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How did Ducko's wife Morgan figure out what toy to buy for a friends christening, we find out what rules you live by and Shy Guy presents a Melbourne ...

FUL SHOW | Oogity Boogity

03 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We discover the word of the year, question what makes you vomit and we play Quiz with a Twist!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nic...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

02 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | Did you know Bon Jovi is a band?

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko got the ultimate compliment, Jess accuses the team of buying cheap birthday presants and Shy Guy wraps up the week with his week in review!Subsc...

FULL SHOW | You never contribute

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is trick or treating overrated? The top halloween constumes of 2024 and we play a round of Wordie-Okie!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/po...

FULL SHOW | Dog poo, bird poo and bin juice

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk drunk stories, the question Jess' PT keeps getting asked about her and Shy Guy Dips gets supersized!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.c...

FULL SHOW | I need the year off and therapy

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are foot pics overrated or underrated? Jess reveals she hid something from Angus that backfired and we play Year of the Song!Subscribe on LiSTNR: http...

FULL SHOW | This is a #2 flush everyone

27 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko puts Jess' plumbing to the test, Sophie Monk and Tom Gleisner calls in and we ask what weird thing is your pet doing?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https:...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

26 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | Heart shapped pubes

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie Durie calls in, Jess reflects on her first year of motherhood and Shy Guy wraps up the week with his diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.lis...

FULL SHOW | dtl?

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Babs and Shy Guy went to an adult store, Jess asked Ducko to baby sit for her and we ask you when did the kids ruin the suprise? Dean Lewis also calls...

FULL SHOW | Just give her a camel toe and we're off!

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko responds to the reaction following yesterdays exciting announcement from the rice cookers, we tell you the reason people are seeing their friend...

FULL SHOW | Name someone pregnant starting with the letter M...

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko invited his wife Morgan in for a special edition of Quiz with a Twist, Jess has a friend who had to break up with her mothers group and we'll te...

BONUS | We're having a baby!

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're over the moon for Morgan & Ducko!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

FULL SHOW | Hold on Pam put your seltbelt on!

20 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko took Pam out to the country, Jess healed some deep seeded trauma over the weekend and we ask what went wrong at the wedding?Subscribe on LiSTNR:...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

19 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | How's your dic?

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Its Friday, we play Wordie-Okie, Ducko's neighbour insults his wife Morgan, we hold an impromptu concert and Shy Guy wraps up the week in his diary!Su...

FULL SHOW | Banana gate

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jess reveals a new skills she's been teaching herself for a year now, Ducko's car alarm goes off randomly in the street and we play BYO Quote possibly...

FULL SHOW | What the f**k are we?

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We dive into why Jess never flushes the toilet, we discuss the top baby names for 2025 and what did Ducko's father in law do that shocked Ducko?Subscr...

FULL SHOW | Lucky I've got the Bissell

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We find out what gross things your pets are doing, Ducko gives an update on his IVF journey and we play Year of the Song!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://...

FULL SHOW | Everyone be funny

13 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The team recap radio's night of nights, Ducko gets a hole in one during his golf weekend away and we talk dumb things you do before a night out!Subscr...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

12 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | Where are my hands!?

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How Jess's friend broke both of her arms in one go, Ducko got help from a very tall man at a gig last night and Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week in ...

FULL SHOW | When you change your mind, you change your life!

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko's wife Morgan had a clueless moment in the Apple Store, Jess told us about the flight from hell and we asked whats the most annoying thing peopl...

FULL SHOW | Is the meal service ready?!

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The ATO is changing the definition of beer, we ask where'd you let one rip and Ducko explains the amount of prep he has gone to for his golf trip away...

FULL SHOW | Do you beat the meat while sitting on the toot?

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko yelled something at a gig on the weekend that caused attention, why is Jess  fighting with her brother and we play Year of the Song!Subscribe o...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

05 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | I don't like that folk crap

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The scandal within Ducko's fantasy football team, a new Friday game Wordie-Okie and what do you hate doing with your kids?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https:/...

FULL SHOW | Quickly Babs, give us a butthole story

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jess' outrageous pasta order, we debut a new game and we want to know your humble brags. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-je...

FULL SHOW | It was a burn around the ding-a-ding

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dating on another level in Japan, Ducko's new toothbrush, ass water and we ask when were you a hero?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podca...

FULL SHOW | I can tell you when I popped out an egg...

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why its hot to look hungover, is it too early for Christmas? Ducko is done with Morgans cooking and we play Year of the Song!Subscribe on LiSTNR: http...

FULL SHOW | You know prosciutto is ham right?

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lucia betrayed Jess, Katy Perry performs at the AFL Grand Final and we ask what did the camera catch? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/po...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

28 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | I felt things dripping that I shouldn't feel...

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko got interrupted by some guy selling him solar, Jess has a dinner party question and we ask whats the worst way to start your morning? Producer S...

FULL SHOW | Your mate

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We ask how aussie are ya? We question how you take your pants off and we find out a weird thing Jess' facialist does...Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://pl...

FULL SHOW | Try...

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Jess' mum boycotting a restaurant, we ask what happened when you took your pants off? Ducko thinks his masseuse farted on him and we play Shy G...

FULL SHOW | How hairy is your bum hole?

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk bedroom compliments, Drama with Katy Perry's AFL performance and dumb things you learnt at school! We also play another round of Year of the S...

FULL SHOW | Have we invented the lady urinal?

22 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko explains how he nearly lost his head and we ask did you let dad name the kid? Shy Guy presents his AI theme for the show and we play Quiz with a...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

21 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | Is that a bomb?

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ducko does the show from Brisbane, Babs has a go at writing a show theme, Jess bought a gift for Lucia that's too big to get into the house and Shy Gu...

FULL SHOW | Quack Quack Chronicles

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How Ducko's birthday present has impacted Morgan, Jess tries to make an open with help from AI and we ask what can't you get rid of?Subscribe on LiSTN...

FULL SHOW | Sit, shake, fractions!

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can we build a new show theme song with the help of AI? We want to know how nice is your partner? You won't believe where Ducko lost his jacket and Je...

FULL SHOW | There was a Charli before Charli and that was Britney

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can AI write our new theme song? We talk the new trend in the bedroom involving your belly, dogs in trollies, weird things your partner does, is Jess ...

FULL SHOW | That's the stupidest thing I've ever said...

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scientists work out what came frist, the chicken or the egg! Gen Z have done it again this time holding up people at the airport, Quiz with a Twist is...

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

14 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https...

FULL SHOW | I love you mate

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Its the Duckmans birthday today! We talk home surgeries, Jess gets a taste of boy chat and we ask who's your strange crush? Subscribe on LiSTNR: http...

FULL SHOW | I do love a finger bun

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We cross to the US following the Trump V Kamala debate, we ask are you a big kid? and Wavelength is back for another week!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https:/...