"Jillin Off" with Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw

Ep 126: Meth Row

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Christina finds herself in a methy Hartford Walgreens trying to deal with someone’s snoring, while Jen gets a call back from a dude she slept with a...

Ep 125: Post Sex Pheromones

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is back from three weeks on a cruise ship with lots to report (while cracking champagne, if you follow along.) Jen’s homeless crush seems ...

Ep 124: Feng Shui for D

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Christina officially wins last week’s bet, while Jen has a celebratory conclusion to some menstrual suspense. Christina is heading out to sea again,...

Ep 123: Murphied The Moment

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Jiller's are still on the hunt for some fresh or repeat D. Christina “Murphied the Moment” back in Tahoe and Jen is worried even the homeless ...

Ep 122: Bad At Accents

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is flirting with foreigners but her attempt at recreating the convos have been VERY bad. Jen has a very REAL reaction to a guy who blows her...

Ep 121: Blocked Murphy

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is fresh back from a cruise gig and finally dating WITHOUT the help of apps in New York. Meanwhile Jen is weighing the pro’s and cons of h...

Ep 120: I Love It When It Lands On Me

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jen & Christina are back, and it’s an exciting one. Jen’s roster now includes cats, meanwhile Christina meets someone in Vegas who has some very s...

Ep 119: GPS Porn

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Christina and Jen are finally together online again! Jen’s on kitty duty and Jillin’ all the way to Carson City, while Christina is fresh off 14 d...

Ep 118: The S.S. Covid

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jen is fresh off her covid cruise quarantine with a smoking hot article in the L.A. Times. Christina can’t believe she hasn’t been tagged by Omicr...

Ep 117: Merry Clitmas!

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is in Vancouver, desperately seeking private time. There’s no way she would podcast with her parents lurking on the other side of a wall. ...

Ep 116: Boobs, Abs & Cats

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina and Jen discuss what gets the most likes on IG, Jen is having some actual LUCK with a guy while Christina is off in Maui, completely checked...

Ep 115: Dry December

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen is live from Vegas, Christina is about to head for Maui- the holiday spirit is here! Well sort of. Nobody is getting action, despite pulling the o...

Ep 114: Who’s Pledging Delta Omicron Covid?

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina discuss how dating's never getting easier with all the new variants arising, especially since they sound like dirty fraternities. Je...

Ep 113: We Only Have a Few Holes

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina and Jen discuss some differences between Canadians & Americans regarding the toque/beanie and draught/draft beer references. It’s funnier ...

Ep 112: You Just Can’t Trust Those Mushroom People

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina are still fidgeting with their rosters, while worrying that not getting laid makes for a slow news week. (God knows we’re TRYING.)...

Ep 111: Dick You Down

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina and Jen read their most interesting sexts of the week. Seems like there’s a new “C” word in town. They also discuss being able to tell...

Ep 110: Should I Go?

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is fresh back from her mug club and a little more lubed up than usual. Jen had a lucky week and now waits for follow up texts… guess who g...

Ep 109: BUMPS

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedians Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw are "Jillin Off." Well, not as they podcast, but certainly in their free time. When sex lives slow down,...

Ep 108: The Jen Murphy Bed

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We got a hot episode this week- emotional, thought provoking, and as always, updates on our sex/jillin’ off lives. We dedicate this one to Ricarlo F...

Ep 107: I Have Some George in Me

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, the title is a Seinfeld reference- nobody is actually sleeping with a dude named George currently. Jen has an encounter with a guy who seems to b...

Ep 106: You, Me and Dupree

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina starts episode with tea but about the half way mark you better believe she moves to wine. Jen has a hilarious theory about possible reasons ...

Ep 105: Jillin’ Goff

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Lions have a new quarterback, Jared Goff, which is a little too close to “Jillin Off” to not have fun with. Jen has reached celebrity status w...

Ep 104: Kids Edition!

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina discuss the second coming of their babysitting careers, and how kids really do say the darndest things. But then they go back to tal...

Ep 103: Difference In Tunnel Size

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to this one and find out which product Jillin Off wants to pitch on Shark Tank. A new Patreon episode is coming this week, so if you’re a har...

Ep 102: Tattoos in Bed

06 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is all wet in a non-kinky way after running home in Hurricane Ida’s New York cameo, while Jen is safe and dry in L.A. The girls discuss ho...

Ep 101: The More You Come, The More You Cum

30 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The More You Come, The More You CumIf you’ve been enjoying the show, feel free to show your love by joining our Patreon! We make bonus SUPER persona...

Ep 100: Episode 100!!

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s our 100th episode, so pour a drink and toast with us! And it’s even MORE powerful cuz we are all in studio TOGETHER for the first time since ...

Ep 99.5: Gretzky & A Half

16 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina were SO excited about being together in the new L.A. studio for episode #100 they didn’t realize their math was off, so they decid...

Ep 99: The Young D

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

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Ep 98: The Opposite of Porn

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina are busted by Paul as being "the opposite of porn," hence the title. They’re also obsessed with having something “clip worthy”...

Ep 97: SO THIS HAPPENED

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina had a powerful weekend with fellow comic Laura Hayden visiting, while Jen did a gig an hour away from home and still got a hotel room just t...

Ep 96: Christina Walkinshaw IS an Incident

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Probably the BEST episode yet! Jen and Christina discuss the Citizen app, being pro- uncircumcised, and Christina’s huge week. (With scattered and u...

Ep 95: Sexually Creative

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

If you wanna know what “sexually creative” means, you gotta listen to this episode. Every week Jen and Christina have updates to the characters yo...

Ep 94: Goldilocks and the Recycled Nicknames

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedians Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw are "Jillin Off." Well, not as they podcast, but certainly in their free time. When sex lives slow down,...

Ep 93: Yay! My Wife Got Laid!

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen reveals that for the first time in her life, she feels like she might actually want an open relationship. Christina has describes herself (and mos...

Ep 92: Rompers & Skype

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedians Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw are "Jillin Off." Well, not as they podcast, but certainly in their free time. When sex lives slow down,...

Ep 91: Cav’in Off

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina once again team up with Andrew Sleighter and Johnny Beehner of The Cavalry for all things they need back up on. Oh it’s a fun one....

Ep 90: A Rougher Version of Our Age

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina reunited (IRL) and it felt SO good! The girls have a ton of scoop from their rendezvous in Lake Tahoe. Jen lost her underwear, Chris...

Ep 89: Elevation Sobriety

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is doing this one sober from Lake Tahoe, and with the elevation she’s really feeling it. Jen saves the podcast with updates on her dating ...

Ep 88: F My Face

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina discuss all the parts of the body a guy wants to tap while in your bed. Spoiler Alert: Jen’s “50 Before 50” mission is coming ...

Ep 87: Finger Lickin’ Good

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina continue their adventures in ghosters and being the ghostees. They’re pretty sure this entire podcast is a red flag, so can unders...

Ep 86: Bad Day Go Away!

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedians Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw are "Jillin Off." Well, not as they podcast, but certainly in their free time. When sex lives slow down,...

Ep 85: Period Lighting

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina are dealing with the anxiety of re-entering the world of LIVE comedy again. Christina is more excited about the return of bar stools...

Ep 84: HOW TIGHT AM I?

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen gets confirmation from a male friend that vaginas come in a wide range of sizes. (No pun intended.) Also, should you sleep with someone from your ...

Ep 83: 86 THE VAX I JUST GOT

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is creeped out cuz the day after she got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine they halted it. (She has zero side effects, minus the stress of the...

Ep 82: Third Drink’s the Charm

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina continue with their deep dive on Blippi, with Paul coming through with even more discoveries. Jen’s scared she sucks at giving blo...

Ep 81: Blippi Boner

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen is on her way to the “50 by 50" mission, and Christina is helping with her booty call checklist. The girls also discuss which songs are appropri...

Ep 80: The Padcast

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina discuss the idea of having night terrors while sleeping with a guy, and cheap wine, as per uje. Also, the “ladies”are very excit...

Ep 79: Blow It Back to Life

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen is making some big post covid sex goals, meanwhile Christina thinks she’s scaring guys away with her burps on IG. The girls also discuss doing s...

Ep 78: Rusty Hand Job

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen finds herself in hot water with her YouTube show, meanwhile Christina is running out of passion for her quarantine burps and puzzles. They’re lo...

Ep 77: Dumpster Full of Panties

08 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina finally reads the instructions to her vibrator, while Jen’s been worrying what the homeless guys think of her undies. The girls also discu...

Ep 76: Blackout Tweets

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina discuss younger men, the Clubhouse app and men who would rather move than hangout with Jen. And of course tweets you don’t remembe...

Ep 75: Business Women

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Guess who finally got a Patreon? And guess who’s still trying to figure out how it works? Jen and Christina, your FAVE jillers! This week, the girls...

Ep 74: Equally Creepy

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina discuss being feminists in their own unique ways. A guy asks Christina what his face looks like when he orgasms. Is this a question ...

Ep 73: Disgusting Red Flag

08 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christina’s dad is asking if she’s seen any celebrities lately, meanwhile Jen has a guy who positively reacts to her worm Instagram story. The gi...

Ep 72: Call Me Kat

01 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen had a huge week with a full blown hug, meanwhile Christina was gifted with a brand new podcast mic from her Amazon Wish List on Only Fans. Burping...

Ep 71: The Jillvalry

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jillin Off does it’s first crossover episode with The Cavalry, featuring Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter. Remember when somebody from “Empty N...

Ep 70: Sex & Tuna

18 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina get an informative email regarding last week’s questions about hemorrhoids. Seems like there’s ONE sexual position they’ll bot...

Ep 69: Rhoid Rage

11 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina would be terrible pervs if they didn’t discuss 69’ing on their 69th episode, so that happens. Also, it turns out neither one of ...

Ep 68: Burnt Poop

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina discuss New Year's resolutions, and whether eating late at night is bad or just a hug for your stomach. More burps, more Only Fans, ...

Ep 67: No Period, No Panties

28 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Christina updates her progress as a professional burper on Only Fans, and Jen re-hashes her prom night. It’s the point of 2020 where it’s normal t...

Ep 66: Fathers All Day

21 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jen has an awkward “read” on an IG message without a response. Christina is dating someone who just got the new PS5 so she’s pretty sure she’s...

Ep 65: Bubble Boy

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina bring up some questionable actors to be Jillin’ off to, as well as the awkwardness of dating through lockdown. Also, Christina hop...

Ep 64: Is it bad to gossip on a podcast?

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jen is drinking a Modern Times beer (highly recommend!) which is 8%, so the conversation gets as juicy as the IPA. ALSO: The Jillin Off Comedy Show fo...

Ep 63: Toronto Pride

02 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With the most bizarre election looming, and burp fame on the rise, Christina wears her Toronto pride more then ever. Tune in for a much needed laugh b...

Ep 62: Why Is There No Brown Underwear?

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina mourn the death of Century 21 -the department store in NYC, not the real estate company. They also discuss the politics behind babys...

Ep 61: The Third Squirt

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina talk so in depth about personal matters, that THIS became the title. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Ep 60: Last Fetish Standing

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is excited about the progress of her Burps Magoo Only Fans page, while Jen brainstorms other fetishes people might have that could work for ...

Ep 59: Burpin’ Off

22 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Christina has joined Only Fans to become the queen bee of burping. Jen attempts some belches, but it seems no IPA can bring her up to par with Christi...

Ep 58: Cancelled on the Inside

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tech wizards Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw are at it again, with the latest in Jillin’ off tips, and stories about needles gone wrong. (Unrela...

Ep 57: Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina chat with the hilarious Chris Bowers about all things open relationships. They dive into discussions about knowing who you are, what...

Ep 56: Can’t We Just Talk About Nachos?

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The hosts discuss the after thoughts of saying “No” to a guy, open relationships, and the fact that you have to eat a hot dog to order a beer in C...

Ep 55: Back From The Grave

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Just when you think your podcast is dead because one of the hosts moves to New York, a global pandemic strikes and teaches the world how to use Zoom. ...

Ep 54: THE END

17 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Well, as much as everyone in Thailand has loved this podcast, all good things must come to an end. Christina is moving to New York! (Last call is 4am ...

Ep 53: SO THIS HAPPENED...

03 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is back and now Jen is away working on a cruise. (YUM YUM!) In the studio with Christina is comedian and fellow comedy pop-up podcaster, Lau...

Ep 52: What Attracts Us?

20 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Christina is back next week!!Jen and guest co-host Chris Bowers discuss what makes a girl cave in to a one night stand, and whether sex is a secret de...

Ep 51: From Cousins to Step-Sisters

13 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Wth Christina out of town at the National Burping Championships in Australia, North Dakota- Jen invites her step sister on the podcast for her Jillin ...

Ep 50: The Weed Cure

06 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With Christina still out of town, Chris Bowers returns as Jen’s intuitive and beautifully honest co-host. The two discuss different drug's effects o...

Ep 49: Free Birds

30 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

With Christina out of town on her Canadian Tour, Jen has fellow comedian Chris Bowers on as guest host. Jen and Chris discuss open relationships, the ...

Ep 48: Meet Dr. Laura

23 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

With Christina out on a world tour, Jen takes the reigns for the next few weeks and invites some special guests. This week is Laura Hayden, a very tal...

Ep 47: Neurotic 911

16 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever made a list for all the possible reasons a guy isn’t texting you back? I mean haven’t we all? On paper, like Christina… Also, Jen ...

Ep 46: Ray Liotta

09 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina enjoy more Sudwerk beer, while Paul googles pictures of Rachel Ray. Christina is excited about her purchase of over the counter UTI ...

Ep 45: I'm a Dick

02 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jen feels as though she may have been brief with a guy who could have been possible “jillin’ relief.” Christina is fresh back from a cruise wher...

Ep 44: Jen “Jingle” Murphy

25 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

If you’ve ever want to hear Jen serenade Christina with a commercial for indigestion pills, this is the episode for you. Who knew she could hit thos...

Ep 43: Remember The Time

18 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Jillin’ crew exchange stories of where they were when they found out Michael Jackson died, which definitely outs the age difference between the ...

Ep 42: The Murphy Browns

11 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Can't you guess by the title?Video version of podcast available at: https://tinyurl.com/y9m3z9ndEmail us with any questions or comments at Jillinoffpo...

Ep 41: Can I Watch?

04 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jen gets an unconventional proposition from a fellow comedian. The girls also discuss the first time they felt a "tickle down there." (Shout out Sweet...

Ep 40: Toe Banged

28 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina are together for the first time in almost a month and have tons to discuss. From sex, presents from men and another examination of t...

Ep 39: Christmas Cake

14 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The girls get self-reflective. Contrary to popular belief, Jen and Christmas believe they are actually IN their prime, not PAST it. Christina is still...

Ep 38: Pull Over!

07 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina’s most suspenseful episode yet, as Jen has a run in with the cops on the way to Phoenix. Even Christina had no idea until this pod...

Ep 37: BAREBACK MOUNTAIN

30 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina wonder if a man has ever lied about having a vasectomy to increase his chances of barebacking. The girls exchange stories of being o...

Ep 36: Zit in the Muffler

23 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Not since “Nuggets in our Undies” have Jen and Christina had such a disgusting episode. The good news is, with grody topics, comes powerful laught...

Ep 35: I’m Not Gonna Boil Your Bunny

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina discuss how some guys are still following rules from Neil Strauss's “The Game,” and in 2019 it’s easy to see through it. No se...

Ep 34: Please Don't Google Me

09 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It only takes one thing to ruin a romance, and for Jen it’s when a guy refers to her comedy as a “skit”! Christina finally gets her answer on th...

Ep 33: The Universe Is A Pervert

02 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Christina and Jen realize they need to be more specific with their life manifestations when Jen’s butt gets violated on the L.A. subway.Video versio...

Ep 32: You’re Not The Right Situation For Me

26 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jen and Christina discuss men who text after you think it’s over- Return of the fling. Do you sleep together again, or is this how things morph into...

Ep 31: Men With Vibrators

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Paul’s out of the studio this week, so the girls talk vibrators with 23-year-old Hailey, who has more jillin’ off experience than Jen. Christina i...

Ep 30: I Thought You Liked Me!

12 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jen feels the side effects of Margarita Monday as she screws up yet another potential FB, while Christina is trying to be more assertive- if she can g...

Ep 29: #SheEmpty

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Emails to the podcast reveal most listeners don’t believe Christina’s burps are a woman’s. Jen receives late night text messages that she can’...

Ep 28: Porn Debates

29 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Do you really need porn or are you just lazy? Guest host comedian, sports fanatic and tequila lover Justin Wood joins Jen this week while Christina is...