Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast
Episodes
FULL SHOW: Can Matty McLean tame the chaos that is Jono?
14 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Matty gets called out for doing a “long” work shift that’s actually just a normal eight hours…...
Jack Tame on Matty’s clutch falling OUT on the motorway
14 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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FULL SHOW: Ben’s unfortunate first meeting with his sister’s boyfriend…
13 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: A listener questions whether Producer Grace is old enough to work on the show! Megan is mad that we mispronounced Kian f...
How to Save $1000s by Not Being Loyal to Your Bills
13 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We’re joined by Consumer NZ CEO John Duffy to talk about the money New Zealanders could be leaving on the table and how easy it is to get it bac...
From Obama to Westlife’s Comeback: Kian Egan Opens Up!
13 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We’re joined by Kian from Westlife, calling in just after dinner and a couple of beers, ahead of the band’s massive return to New Zealand!...
FULL SHOW: Successfully Tricking Matty into Doing Breakfast Radio With Us
12 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Attempting (and failing) to get Matty back on Breakfast TV! The frustration of someone forgetting they’ve already ...
FULL SHOW: Is PJ helping us sabotage Drive?
11 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Producer Troy’s tragic loss of his Marvel Infinity Gauntlet headboard… do we have sympathy? Jono is sick of...
Jack Johnson Calls in from Hawaii Ahead of His NZ Return
11 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We’re joined by Jack Johnson, calling in from Hawaii ahead of his return to New Zealand. Jack chats about surfing in Aotearoa, surprise busking ...
How to survive a concert when you don’t know the music
10 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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FULL SHOW: Jono’s insult to Megan’s child sparks emergency IBHC board meeting
10 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: A listener wants to call out Jono for calling Megan’s kid a vulgar insult. How Ben’s wife ended up water bla...
LIVE from Megan’s house: Can Jono and Ben handle the kids’ morning chaos and still host the show
07 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been YEARS since Jono and Ben have tackled a full morning routine with little kids and it shows! Knives in mouths, dangerously hot porridge...
Hot tar all over my rental car!
06 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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FULL SHOW: An ethical dilemma of working from display couches...
06 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: How Jono failed the simple task of ordering a pizza... We throw it back to when life was good and TV trolleys were rolle...
FULL SHOW:
05 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben meets his first "freegan" Jono was asked to move for ruining a building’s sale potential! Megan's husba...
Jono was asked to move for ruining a building’s sale potential!
05 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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FULL SHOW: Jono and Ben are babysitting Megan’s kid...
04 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Why is Jono ranked Radio Guy #2? Jono and Ben have well‑intentioned idea to help Megan with her kids in the morning! H...
Stalked: Jazz Thornton Tells Her Story
04 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WARNING: This episode discusses stalking and threats and may be distressing for some listeners. Jazz Thornton joins Jono, Ben & Megan to share her...
FULL SHOW - May the fourth be with you ⭐
04 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Star Wars day to all who celebrate...otherwise, happy normal Monday!On the show: We need your help for a Mother's Day treat for Megan We all ha...
Our no filter chat with Gin Wigmore
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Gin chats about being back in New Zealand (even if she doesn’t love calling it “permanent”), parenting two kids after years on the r...
FULL SHOW: Why is Megan by herself from Mother’s Day again?!
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben accidentally ate food at the wrong event... but was it a wake? The most Gen z reaction from producer Grace when we s...
Is Harry Styles just getting engaged to have kids?
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Entertainment correspondent Nicole Ryan joins us to cover this week’s biggest pop‑culture stories. We unpack the divided response to the new M...
FULL SHOW: Is Ben becoming a crazy dad with this Trick...
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben’s insanely smart hack to get his teenager to answer his calls... Sibling Survival returns with shockingl...
How Megan’s hubby ruined their special spicy time with a deadbolt
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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FULL SHOW: A listener’s mother wants to confront him about a brothel…
28 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: How should Megan explain what “sh*t” means to her toddlers? The strangest things strangers have asked you&he...
Ben found a guy on the internet and invited him over to his house... his wife was disappointed
28 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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FULL SHOW: Did we push our producer too far?
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Producer Troy attempts to match the record‑breaking London Marathon pace… The team realises they horribly...
Lucy Chen from The Rookie!
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hollywood meets Auckland as The Rookie star Melissa O’Neil joins the show fresh off the plane for Armageddon! She talks falling in love with New...
FULL SHOW: The long‑awaited fridge peeling ceremony
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Today is a very big day! It’s the official peeling of the plastic off Megan’s fridge! Megan claims her house...
FULL SHOW: Which one of us used to bite their siblings?
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: The team debates what purchases feel illegal to make on a phone instead of a computer Producer Grace admits she was a fu...
FULL SHOW: Discovering a prized Gucci T‑shirt is actually fake!
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben realises ChatGPT might be the ultimate people‑pleaser enabling terrible life choices Jono rings a hotline j...
FULL SHOW: Megan finally agrees to peel the plastic off her fridge after five years!!!
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Talkback radio pushes Megan over the edge in a furious debate about people singing at concerts. We prank our boss by pre...
FULL SHOW: Why Megan’s kid ended up in tears watching their dad perform
19 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Megan takes the kids to see their dad perform in & Juliet, and it ends in tears. Jono admits he’s never signed...
FULL SHOW: How Ben ended up sleeping in the lounge...
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: The team realises mid‑40 bedtimes are now full of mouthguards, heat packs and sleep apnoea machines... How Ben e...
FULL SHOW: Morgana O'reilly on foot fetishes + The Itty Bitty Hitty Committee begins
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Jono tries to be a petrol‑station hero... Ben discovers the confidence‑destroyer of being told “you look tired...
FULL SHOW: Should we start the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee?
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben takes the kids op‑shopping and accidentally puts on a stranger’s hat... Megan turns mouse control into ...
FULL SHOW: Megan is accused of entitlement
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: The team debates how movies and TV shows like Friends and Home Alone would completely fall apart if smar...
FULL SHOW: Did Ben kill someone with a barbell…
12 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben goes into full cyclone‑prep mode, climbs on the roof for the first time ever, and absolutely shreds his hands clea...
Hunt for the Wilderpeople: A Decade Later
07 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
As Hunt for the Wilderpeople returns to cinemas for its 10‑year anniversary, Rhys Darby, Rachel House and Oscar Kightley join us to look back o...
The long weekend pod!
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Jono, Ben & Megan, Ben accidentally turns a harmless Disney food video into a full‑blown family debate about feminism, Jono r...
FULL SHOW: How Megan got in trouble with her son’s teacher!
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Is it rude to ask if someone’s had work done? Producer Grace doesn’t think so… Should hot cross buns ...
FULL SHOW: Why Ben dropped trousers for Taika Waititi’s approval!
31 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: An April Fools’ prank on Megan's mum spirals... The long‑believed lawn water‑bottle dog poo myth is debunked! ...
FULL SHOW: Megan’s Creepy Reaction to the Hauraki Boys
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: The Anonymous Meal Confessional: Tell us the meals you suffer through… Do tradies want us to talk to them? O...
FULL SHOW: Ben has become Simon Cowell...
29 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: How Ben Hen ended up performing on stage at Eden Park! Megan's toddler believes mum makes all the money… Producer...
FULL SHOW: Megan got wayyy to competitive and made kids upset...
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Can Jono pull of this type of outfit? We find out that Gen Z producer Grace has specific text tones for us! Funniest exc...
FULL SHOW: Ben's daughters are planning his divorce...
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben's daughters are planning his divorce... Why Megan was sent off with a dramatic guard of honour and Nerf gun salute. ...
FULL SHOW:Jono’s on the run… AGAIN… from Bible performers!
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben gets caught out by someone asking, "Where do you know me from?" Megan has been violently taken out by six-day-old ch...
FULL SHOW: I’m worried my wife’s coworkers are over-complimenting her...
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: How Jono dodged a Bible performance... Ben's daughters brutally roast another radio show How a Lion King lyric controver...
FULL SHOW: Ben finds himself in an awkward pantsing incident… with a woman!
22 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben finds himself in an awkward pantsing incident… with a woman! Jono learns the hard way why leaving your window...
FULL SHOW: Is it rude to sit beside a stranger in an empty theatre?
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: We chat locations of interest in your relationship after RAY put a breakup plaque outside her ex’s favourite pub. ...
FULL SHOW: Why Ben was a horrible sibling...
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Sibling Survivors returns, with Ben’s sister Amelia exposing childhood haircut sabotage. Megan revisits the vir...
FULL SHOW: Jono is starting a conspiracy theory podcast!
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Megan enters week two of school lunch‑making and is brutally reviewed by her child How Jono ended up being asked to be...
FULL SHOW: The axeman who died mid-competition… then came back to life!
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Why is Ben making his wife sprint after back surgery… Can we help our mate Irish Dave spot the fake Irish accent?...
FULL SHOW: Is Ben lying about what he’s looking at on the internet?
15 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Why is Ben looking at this women's plunging neckline??? Jono gets in the middle of a roadside stall argument about wheth...
FULL SHOW: We chat to Tim Finn + an expert explains oil supply risks
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: A Bristol Indian restaurant goes viral for hilarious song parodies like Naan I Need and we call the star! Why Ben was dr...
FULL SHOW: Is Megan the only one to have this weird sleeping habit?
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: An innocent “are you from around here?” turns into a full‑body social panic... We debate over whether Judi...
FULL SHOW: I want to go on an OE but I have a pregnant wife...
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Dear Megan... husband wants a solo OE while wife is newly pregnant. The team calls the theatre to ask how passionate Meg...
FULL SHOW: What can Megan's husband do instead of a kiss?
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Megan "accidentally" smacks a fellow guest at a F1 party... Why Jono told the painter he loves them?! We plan a sneak vi...
FULL SHOW - We're all saying Chupa Chup wrong! 🍭
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On the show today: The whole crew is back! We hear more mundane celeb stories (like Harrison Ford joining a conga line!!) Jono got caught in his undi...
FULL SHOW: She found a teacher on OnlyFans... 😱
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On the pod today: Megan took Basty for his first day of school, this will MELT your heart We wanted to hear your mundane celebrity stories...never wo...
FULL SHOW: Ben and Robert Downey Jr. are hanging on a cruise?!
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben and Robert Downey Jr. are hanging on a cruise?! Have you ever been mistaken for a celeb? Megan has! Listener gives a...
“Oops, She Did It Again” Britney Spears is in a controversy...
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The team catches up with Nicole Ryan in New York as she returns from a chaotic NRL weekend in Las Vegas, complete with celeb encounters and a surprise...
FULL SHOW: We surprise Megan with Liam Lawson in studio!!
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Megan finally meets her favourite celebrity, Liam Lawson! Liam talks social media pressure, muting racing content, and K...
FULL SHOW: We reveal the answer to our divisive riddle!
01 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Megan discovers her husband has to kiss someone! How ben handled an awkward intimate scene sitting beside his daughter W...
FULL SHOW: Ben comes to Megan’s defence in an awkward moment
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Jono accidentally gifted something sentimental to his wife… can he take it back? A listener who met Oasis and the...
FULL SHOW: Will Megan's husband let her do this interview...
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben’s so frustrated that his wife keeps doing this with the fridge! We debate on whether men look hotter wearing h...
FULL SHOW: We've been keeping a secret wedding from you!
24 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Is Ben an amateur at parenting a teenage girl… or just permanently out of his depth? We finally lock in Mega...
FULL SHOW: What we'd say for our final words...
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: After Eric Dane’s passing, we reflect on what we'd want to say to our own kids if they we one last chance. How we ...
FULL SHOW: Caught on the toilet!
22 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Jono is caught on the toilet by someone in a truly traumatising encounter. Ben further proves he should never be in a ca...
Saving A Baby Kiwi's Life!
22 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ben’s sister joins us to reveal how she helped rescue a kiwi.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Can we double our Money?
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We sent Troy to the casino to double our money. We talk about the former prince, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Ben's dog has been doing something that...
FULL SHOW: Decoding Liam Lawson’s Emoji
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Megan gets listners to help her decide what emoji to reply to Liam Lawson with Why Ben was frantically buying ticke...
FULL SHOW: Liam Lawson reached out to us.....🏎️
17 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On the show today: What's your unusual hidden hobby? Producer Troy is into beyblades... We called the entire city of Dunedin to let them know the won...
FULL SHOW: What We Think About Obama Saying Aliens Are Real
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Why Ben cried twice on a plane… Dear Megan… I went on a first date with a guy who ordered for both of...
FULL SHOW: Could this unfair advantage have cost us the 10k race?
15 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: During the 10k race Matty and PJ's ferry somehow left late but arrived early, sparking conspiracy theories... ...
FULL SHOW: Friday Finals day for the 10k race
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We managed to get all the way to Palmerston North! Matty and PJ are heading to Wellington on the BlueBridge and we try a few tactics to stall them ...
FULL SHOW: The 10k race continues with some sneaky plays
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We send Jono to complete todays challenge during the show Checking in with Matty and PJ and where they are on their travels Calling out Matty and P...
FULL SHOW: We officially kick off the start of the 10K Race!
10 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Matty and PJ are already wayyyy ahead of us in the race! We get tips on the safest ways to hitchhike! Megan shares her “near-death” ...
FULL SHOW: MAFS’ John Aiken describes being told he's “trying to silence women”
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: How Ben’s daughter discovered a conversation-ending one-liner Why Megan is sick of her husband going to the sup...
FULL SHOW: I found out I was pregnant the day I gave birth!
08 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: How long did you not know you were pregnant for? why ben’s wife is disappointed in what he’s posting o...
FULL SHOW: The nostalgic 90s podcast!
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Producer Troy digs up people from our 90s pasts... And one wants a restraining order! We discovered 018 still exists and...
FULL SHOW: Can Jono and Ben handle period pain?
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Megan hooks up the boys to period cramp simulators, and they didn't handle it well... Can Megan nail her hyper‑fixatin...
FULL SHOW: Why seeing Jono drive to work this morning would terrify you…
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Why seeing Jono drive to work this morning would terrify you… Megan panics realizing hitchhiking is mandatory in ...
FULL SHOW: Matty McLean loses it over the Billy Bass in studio
01 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Is a multi weekend birthday celebration too much? We panic as our boss announces a competition between us and drive fo...
FULL SHOW: Kiwi Artist Cassie Henderson Gets Shoutout from Mel C
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Why Jono had to sprint back up an escalator. Ben is buzzing about the viral new trend: admin nights! We chat with Kiwi a...
FULL SHOW: Forking out $6,000 for a concert!
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Ben got cornered by a child using the urinal... Jono's friend is "dreading" a family dinner because his in-laws arrive w...
FULL SHOW: Jono let his son meet up with a strange man!
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Why Jono let his son meet a strange man from the park… Can kids call shotgun on the front seat… and steal ...
FULL SHOW: Everything That Went Wrong for Megan This Morning
25 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Jono instantly regrets trying a Thai massage for the first time Megan survives a truly chaotic morning with a lost phone...
FULL SHOW: Is the supermarket really for everyone?
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: The would you rather question posed to Ricky Gervais The unspoken "uniform" of teenage boys We talk about Harry Styles new new...
FULL SHOW: How many people does it take to print in colour?
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: We thought this only happened in the movies... It's Bens wifes turn to embarrass the kids Jono got A.I.ed Megan tells Jono and...
FULL SHOW: We Have a go at Fortune Telling 🔮
20 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Producer Troy had his fortune told and it came true! We read out your fortunes We put a search out for Billy Bass Jono talks a...
FULL SHOW: Does a Beach Towel Reserve Your Spot on a Lounger?
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Does a beach towel at a hotel lounger reserve your spot? We talk about the uses of onion soup. Is there actually anything othe...
FULL SHOW: We're Back, Happy New Year!
18 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Jono wants us to adopt this new catch phrase Ben is 100% an airport Dad Megan went strawberry picking over the break but it mi...
BONUS PODCAST: Rita Ora Surprises Sienna in Studio
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WOW. It finally happened. For two seasons, Sienna’s dream podcast guest has been global superstar Rita Ora - and in this episode, Rita doesn&rsq...
BONUS EPISODE: Chatting with James Cameron and the Cast of Avatar: Fire & Ash
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this special bonus episode, Sienna and her dad Ben headed to Wellington (by plane - not flying creature) for the Avatar: Fire & Ash p...
FULL SHOW: Where in the world is Megan Papas? 🌏
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the pod: Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows Daniella, our Italian correspondent, weighs in on where Megan is Why is Megan sending us X-rate...
FULL SHOW: Jono's got his tinfoil hat on this morning 👽
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the pod today: The Rogue is revealed!!! Did you guess who it was going to be? Nicole, our US Correspondent, tells us about the famous Rockefeller ...
FULL SHOW: We are trying to set out colleague up on a date!
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: Why are we all dressed for the wrong event? Major job changes, farming to IT, banking to health coaching, accounting to ...
FULL SHOW: Craziest Career Pivots
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: How Ben accidentally stockpiled 18 roll-ons. We put Jono through our version of a lie detector test Megan’s dad li...
FULL SHOW: We put Ben through a heart rate–monitored interrogation!
07 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: A wild Christmas party story involving Megan’s husband being GRINDED on! Awkward family moviewatching moments (Lov...
FULL SHOW: Our White christmas Show!
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show: We are LIVE from Snow Planet to celebrate all our Mariah winners Megan vs. Jono is a snow tube race! Special Guest Appea...