Josie's Lonely Hearts Club
Episodes
6.2 Come Here, You Sexpots
06 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we tear up the notecards and light all thirty-some scented candles at once: It's Valentine's Day at KDNM! For those who observe, it's also t...
6.1 Oh Hi There, New Mexico!
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Join our Discord, Cuties: https://discord.gg/qPDzcAypNqWhat the flux capacitor? It's 2022 and we have transported back in time to Josie's first y...
6.1 The Frank & Josie Sex Tape
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Give us a piece of your mind. Join our Discord, Cuties: https://discord.gg/qPDzcAypNq It's 2022 and there were some serious mistakes made. Come w...
6.0 Sorry You're In a Coma!
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
As it turns out having a grand piano fall on your head is not good for you. Fortunately Josie is receiving the best medical care Denver has to offer.&...
The Best of Josie: The IMR Cast
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Last year's Hollywood drama, In Media Res, featured an ambitious scope and dynamite performances that landed the cast an Ambie nomination for Best Per...
Josie's Q&A
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Just for today, we are pivoting to infotainment! Pull up a chair and let the long-awaited answers wash over you as Maximilian and Rachel (moderated by...
Josie Presents: Sorry About the Murder
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The last thing Josie recorded before she moved in with Alex. While you wait for next season, KBXV is proud to introduce Sorry About the Murder. W...
5.14 The Fiction of Fans
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Season Finale. After the shocking events of the past few months, the whole gang is ready to get back to normal. What better time to reset than the New...
5.13 Will They/Won't They?
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Strap in, cuties; this episode launches our twisty-turny, topsy-turvy season into the stratosphere. At last, the subterfuge, violence, double-crosses,...
5.12 I Have Defecated In Protest
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
*Warning: This episode contains Bobbi Bobby* On the second table from the back, across from the broken vending machine, our tenacious heroine leaves n...
5.11 Josie's Captive Hearts Club
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Being in prison can't keep Joanne off the air. Josie's Captive Hearts Club is as close to her real show as Brailey Smindlesoon can make it. Whatever t...
5.10 The Skankshaw Redemption
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"A monumental achievement!" - Lady in Rachel's pilates class"SUPERB!" - Maximilian's dog, Zana Few audiodramas capture the triumph of the human spirit...
5.9 The Raw Physical Passion of Greg Pebbles
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grab the Dramamine and prepare to do a double-take as the Lonely Hearts Club is turned on its head. With Joanne behind bars, it's up to Frank to rescu...
5.8 The Voicemail Box of the Public Defender for Santa Fe County, Your Next Lawyer --
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's mid-season tidings, cuties and we know you're as interested in the inner workings of the criminal justice system as any fan of light rom-com audi...
5.7 Accomplice Says What
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We don't want to rattle your cage, cuties, but this episode puts us behind bars. Without the Bobby billions to bail him out, the thin blue line ...
5.6 ...Special Occasion?
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lights! Camera! Anguish! It's Josie Heller's national debut, and while KBXV is rolling out the red carpet, Joanne is trying to keep her secrets under ...
5.5 Daddy's Seed is Everywhere
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pack a picnic basket of caviar and dino nuggies, today we're on a field trip out of the studio! While Josie appeals to our kinder nature, Ruby finally...
5.4 First Degree Birdslaughter
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mind your P's and Cuties, because today KDNM is under the magnifying glass. There's a private investigator sniffing around the studio, up close ...
5.3 Don't Say "Minors"
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh behave, cuties! Joanne is coming to the nation live from KBXV headquarters and has to be on her best behavior. With a change of scenery, Jo is perf...
5.2 Dun Dun Dunnnn
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Throw open the windows and air the place out -- after all that nonsense last week, it's time to get spruced up for that national slot. Nothing to worr...
5.1 Uterine Sabotage!
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season Five is here, and with it …comes scandal. Not for Josie, no way, but for a national show at KBXV. The time is ripe for a regime change&h...
Previously on Josie's (Listener Guide for Season 5)
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello, our little French fries! We wouldn't be salty if you needed a little catch-up before you listen to the new season. Et voilà, here ...
5.0 Let This Be Your Sign
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Knock knock.Who's there? Season 5, that's who!! Josie’s Lonely Hearts Club is back... but first, let's check in on the station. Hey...they got o...
Josie's Live!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The team at KBXV has decided to put Josie and Frank out on the road to help people across the country. Join the team for our first live show at the Br...
April Fool's Special: Episode 1 with Creator Commentary!
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As a special treat to announce the release of the season one remaster (available now), we've decided to give you a special insight into our process wi...
Introducing: IN MEDIA RES
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Relax, while Josie goes to Hollywood. Or at least, she tells us about the new Hollywood drama from the Good Story Guild from the comfort of her booth....
4.9 Hearts of Fire [Season Finale]
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Clean out your crock pots, we're talking about slow burns this week. Our callers are simmering with stories of workplace romances, illicit love affair...
4.8 Franksgiving
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Grab a drumstick and sweeten your potatoes, because this week we're getting stuffed. Frank and Joanne arrive for their long-awaited Thanksgiving Day c...
4.7 Lady Shart
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brush up your Shakespeare and Feed the Birds, this week we try to class the joint up a little. We're catching Joanne mid-glow-up, doing her best to be...
4.6 What Can Only Be Described as a F*ck-Jeep
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How do you plead? Tonight's show is inspired by favors, and Frank is on his knees trying to coax Joanne into his scheme. Joanne gets settled in the ca...
4.5 Thunderstorm Camel Pillow
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Can someone put on a pot of coffee? After Ruby's reaction on Halloween, Frank is single and ready to mope. Scratch that: Frank is sloshed and ready to...
4.4 Well and Truly Ghosted
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Spirits are high and spooky season is nigh -- let's scare up a few cuties for this special Halloween episode! This week Frank and Joanne are "exorcizi...
4.3 A Woman is Dead, Joanne
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We hope you're sitting down for this - the KDNM family just got a little smaller, and Josie decides to turn the show into a remembrance ceremony. Plus...
4.2 Chângé Your Lifé™
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get out your time sheets, this week we put the "work" in "quirky radio show." Frank and his girlfriend are locked in a job dispute and it's up to...
4.1 Two Grand Openings
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Season Frickin' Four. We almost can't believe it ourselves. Luckily, local celebrity Josie Heller is hitting her stride as a mover and shaker. On toni...
4.0 That's Right. It's Time to Leave Your Message!
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Frank finally takes a vacation and what does he have to show for it? 15 unheard voicemails. Get excited, he and Joanne are back to work with a new sea...
Josie Presents: LEYLINES
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Frank is out of town, but he's left Joanne some instructions, so everything is certain to go smoothly. Season 4 will be in your feeds Wednesday, Oct 2...
3.8: Plop Them in His Nog (Season 3 Finale)
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things are jingle-bell rockin' for our season three finale! The station powers-that-be have declared a five-month block of holiday planning: O, holy n...
3.7: Horny Geppetto Has Entered the Chat
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
KDNM is a Southwestern Garden of Eden as Joanne finds herself between a Mark and a hard place. Temptation is the name of the game, and a surprise visi...
3.6: This is a Rented Horse!
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this extra-special tandem episode, Josie and Dr. Mark lead a dual advice panel at none other than C.R.U.S.H. that tests their working relationship ...
3.5: Approximately Six Nipple Grazes
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight, trusty cuties, the ratings are in. Moving on up? You better believe it. Josie offers the balm of her troubleshooting to a socialist with stic...
3.4: Is He Flaky or Rich?
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight the Lonely Hearts get a lesson in self-love and embrace "me time" with both hands. We'll master dating soon enough, but until then our imagina...
3.3: Spring That Bear On Him
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight, Josie the hellcat's a little extra fiesty. Blame it on the heat. The theme is taking things to the next step, and our callers deliver. Meet a...
3.2: Once More Into Their Breeches
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's been an historic shake-up at KDNM and Joanne is feeling the pressure. Heavy is the head that wears the cuties. Luckily Colorado is just as lov...
3.1: Plenty of Drones in the Ocean
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a brand new season and KDNM is riddled, I tell ya RIDDLED with rumors. Our favorite host/engineer duo are rocked to the core by office gossip and...
3.0: You Have Reached the Voicemail of Joanne Holtzinger
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has a mobile phone now; tell your friends and neighbors. While you get ready for all the Season 3 premiere next week, catch up on what's been g...
Josie Presents: Divorce Ranch
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Before a whirlwind vacation, Joanne helps Frank pick something for the cuties to listen to... Now out from the Good Story Guild: Divorce Ranch! Season...
2.8: Things Escalate. Limbs Are Thrown. (Season 2 Finale)
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Season Two finale. You better listen all the way to the end on this one, cuties. After a heaping helping of heartache, resident tough cookie Josie giv...
2.7 Spare Me the Sob Story, Bucko
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've got some eggshells on the floor here at KDNM, and Our Lady of the Airwaves is in rare form. Between a spurned pyromaniac, a reverse harem, a boy...
2.6. Since We're Strangers...
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Put your best face forward tonight as we embrace uncertainty, court spontaneity, and make out with impulsivity. Meet a luckless karaoke wallflower, an...
2.5: Whippy-Chainy-Spanky Time
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready to stand on your desks, O cuties my cuties, as Josie entreats her listeners to seize their destiny! They face difficult odds: crushworthy co...
2.4: It's French for "Horny Party"
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ah, beans! While Josie is mustering the courage to make a phone call, she invites her listeners to search for surprises wherever they may be: at the f...
2.3 Queen of the Damned, Leave Me Some Pie!
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight, Josie entices her listeners to take...it...slow...ly*. Sparked by a new addition to the KDNM squad, it's all about indulgence and languor. Wa...
2.2: He Died for Two Minutes and Thirteen Seconds
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight, Josie entreats those long-time fans, first-time callers into a trust fall. The theme is "help me, help you" and the callers need all the assi...
2.1: Does Butt Stuff Count?
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back in the saddle after her brief hiatus, Josie finds herself ... uncertain? Maybe? Perhaps? Mayhaps? To make matters worse, she is confronted by dil...
You've Reached KDNM
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Meanwhile, at KDNM, Frank checks the station voicemail. Call a friend and see how they're doing. Check the expiration dates on your dairy products. Se...
1.8: Brought a Nuke to a Knife Fight (Season 1 Finale)
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remastered. In the Season 1 finale, Josie quizzes her listeners about their breaking points and gets more than she bargained for. Meet a gal who's giv...
1.7: Never Have I Ever...
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remastered. In need of a win, Josie turns the show into a shared sleepover with everyone's favorite confession game, Never Have I Ever. It's a saucy t...
1.6: Can I Swear On Here?
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remastered. Josie is putting her matchmaking where her mouth is, bringing lovelorn architect Nick from Santa Fe back on the air to find his special so...
1.5: Banned from the San Antonio Costco
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remastered. This Valentine's Day, everyone at KDNM is unlucky. Not even Josie has a date. Not to be deterred, she asks her audience for their best mom...
1.4: One Guy Had Weird Shoulders...
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remastered. This week Josie opens up the lines to travelers, wanderers, voyagers, and more. When the rubber hits the road, do changes in latitudes rea...
1.3: Be the Brenda
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remastered. This week, Josie slips into something a little more comfortable as we explore love, socializing, and pickleball both in and out of our com...
1.2: You Can't Solve All Your Problems with Garbage
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remastered. If your love language is "stuff found by the side of the road," you're in luck. Otherwise, grab a horse-drawn carriage and brush up on you...
1.1: Let's Jam It Up, Sluts!
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remastered. After a terrible speed dating event, Jo and Frank open the lines to talk about first impressions. Are they all they’re cracked up to...
Trailer - Josie's Lonely Hearts Club
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Josie’s Lonely Hearts Club is a semi-improvised audio drama set in the studio of New Mexico’s 3rd-best romantic advice call-in show. On-ai...