Judge John Hodgman
Episodes
Just the Two of Us
04 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Judge Hodgman rules on indiscriminate hot-saucing, Vegas buffet etiquette, civic responsibility and more. Plus an update on the Brocavores from Episod...
Reduce, Reuse, Accuse
28 May 2015
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How should a couple catch a recycling bin thief? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
The Downer Party
20 May 2015
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Is it possible to live a birthday-free life? Is it possible to acknowledge being another year older without all the birthday trappings? A couple bring...
Judgin' Like It's 1992
13 May 2015
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Bailiff Jesse returns to the courtroom! Judge Hodgman rules on the Oxford comma, Hawaiian short pants, and tries not to hurt anyone's "Disney feeling...
Kung Fu Fighting with Jean Grae
06 May 2015
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Guest Bailiff Jean Grae returns to help Judge Hodgman clear out the docket, ruling on teenage liars, snuggling with teddy bears, sopping up messes wit...
Sunrise Upset
29 Apr 2015
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Colin enjoys rising with the sun each day, but is it an impractical habit? Guest starring Jean Grae as the Bailiff! Judge John Hodgman is member-suppo...
The Defense Rests
22 Apr 2015
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When is it OK to leave your own party early and retire to bed? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Moon and Stars
16 Apr 2015
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Judge Hodgman rules on busted doors, schoolbus naming, and whether or not cereal is a soup. Plus a Hodgman Dubbel update! Judge John Hodgman is member...
Schnapp Judgment
09 Apr 2015
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Is Jonas a snob for preferring more expensive liquor? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
The Puck Stops Here
01 Apr 2015
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Should Scott get back out on the ice and play beer league hockey with his friend, or is he TOO OLD? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5...
Habeas Spiritus
26 Mar 2015
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Should Anton give psychics a chance? This week, with expert witness Carrie Poppy of Oh No! Ross and Carrie! Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Jo...
Impersona Non Grata
18 Mar 2015
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A man starts a Hulk parody account of a friend on Twitter. Is it funny, unoriginal or just STRAIGHT UP IMPERSONATION? Judge John Hodgman is member-sup...
Sweet Relish
11 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse clear out the docket with gusto, answering questions about pickle relish, Pee-wee, apartment tours, and the difference...
Bigfoot II
04 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse tackle the reuse of ziptop bags, sleeping in jeans, Luddites, and creative work in today's docket clearing. Plus, Judg...
Legalhosen
26 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
How many socks is TOO many socks? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Spit Decision (Live from SF Sketchfest)
19 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week, our live show from SF Sketchfest, including "Justice in Thirty Minutes or Less", "Spit Decision" and music from John Vanderslice and A-1. J...
The Hodgman Dubbel
11 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Judge Hodgman weighs in on loud popcorn eating, anniversaries, fedoras, and selects the best drawings of his proposed Double-Ended Unicycle. Judge Joh...
Mi Casa Es Shoeless Casa
05 Feb 2015
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A wife thinks her husband is too strict about their no-shoe policy inside the home. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at max...
The Grandfather Claws
28 Jan 2015
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Should an elderly cat be treated as a family member? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Do You Want to Hoard Some Snowglobes?
21 Jan 2015
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A man wants to dedicate a room of his house to the movie Frozen; his husband objects. With special expert witnesses Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-...
The Secret Room of Chambers
14 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse are rarin' to clear out the docket & follow up with the brothers from "Wake Me Up Before You Go, Bro"! Judge John Hodg...
Novus Annus, Novum Judicium
08 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse ring in the new year with some docket clearing. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumf...
TL;DNR
31 Dec 2014
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A man suggested that his friend read a very long series of fantasy novels, but isn't satisfied with the pace of her reading. Judge John Hodgman is me...
Pizza Parley
24 Dec 2014
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A man seeks to enforce a contract regarding pizza toppings. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chambers
17 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
We address winter holiday disputes in this all-docket episode (with a special surprise appearance from a past guest). Judge John Hodgman is member-sup...
I Pledge a Grievance to the Flag
11 Dec 2014
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Should a couple install a sports team's flag outside their home? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Cease and De-Thrift
03 Dec 2014
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Should Alex relinquish his beloved "grandpa shoes", purchased secondhand? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org...
The Commune-ish Manifesto
26 Nov 2014
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Two families live together in a communal household, but they have trouble explaining it outsiders. Should they pretend to be related, or be honest and...
Campering with the Evidence
19 Nov 2014
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Dale wants to build a camping trailer, but her husband Shawn objects. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/joi...
Return to Chambers
13 Nov 2014
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Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse clear the docket (be forewarned: there's nightmare gerbil talk). Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a ...
Vehicular Hound Inside
05 Nov 2014
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Should an ailing dog be given free reign when riding in the car? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Clearing the Docket
29 Oct 2014
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Bailiff Jesse and Judge John Hodgman return to chambers to clear out the docket. WHERE CAN I SEE JUDGE HODGMAN IN REAL LIFE? Great question! Judge Hod...
Amicus Grief
22 Oct 2014
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Will brings the case against his friend Moby. Moby has constructed a "friendship and acquaintance theory" that helps her navigate the relationships...
MaxFunWeek
15 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman clears the docket with some special guests from Song Exploder, The Memory Palace and My Brother, My Brother and Me in celebration o...
Hear She, Shear He
08 Oct 2014
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Is a man entitled to a beard? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
In Chambers
01 Oct 2014
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Judge Hodgman & Bailiff Jesse clear the docket, read pedantic letters, and talk about starting a horror movie club. Judge John Hodgman is member-suppo...
D-I-Why?!
24 Sep 2014
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Home renovation gone wrong (or has it?)! Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
The Burden of Goof
17 Sep 2014
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Michelle's fiance is a prankster and has taken things too far! Will the judge crack down on the goofs? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at...
Failure to Appear
10 Sep 2014
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An American graduate student wants her dad to visit her in Norway, the land of trolls. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at m...
Unreasonable Scorch and Leisure
22 Aug 2014
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Steffen protests: too many pool parties! Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Gross Misconduct
15 Aug 2014
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A woman takes her mother to court over fingernail clipping in public. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/joi...
Daily Security Beefing
06 Aug 2014
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Jake and Janey have taken safety measures to protect their home since a spate of break-ins have happened in their neighborhood. But they disagree abou...
The Leisure Suit
30 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Stacey brings the case against her boyfriend Greg. When they go on trips together, Greg likes to dawdle and take his time getting on the road. Stacey ...
Monte Belmonte Python
25 Jul 2014
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Beth loves animals and wants to get a pet snake, but her husband is opposed to slithery things. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a m...
Hunter-Gaveler
17 Jul 2014
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A couple plans to move out to the country, and can't agree on whether or not they should allow hunting on the new property. Judge John Hodgman is me...
Queasy Rider
09 Jul 2014
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BUZZ MARKETING BAN LIFTED: Katie wants her boyfriend Dallas to go on her favorite ride at Disneyland. With Special Expert Witness Mark Gagliardi! Judg...
Brocavore
02 Jul 2014
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Two brothers have decided to live off the land for a year, but they can't agree on some of the tiny details of their plan. Judge John Hodgman is membe...
My Legal Pony
25 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Becky says her friend Nancy's Shetland ponies are ill-mannered. Nancy disagrees and says they're perfect just as they are. Who's right? Judge John Hod...
Wake Me Up Before You Go, Bro
18 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Declan wants his older brother Taran to stop using him as his personal alarm clock. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maxi...
O Brother, Where Parked Thou?
12 Jun 2014
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Stephanie brings the case against her brother Mitch. They live at home with their parents and can't agree - who should get the coveted driveway spot a...
Backseat Jiver
04 Jun 2014
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Zaki always controls the stereo on long car rides, and Michelle wants to get in on the action. Who gets to choose the audio playlist on a road trip, t...
Laissez Hair
28 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Leala's husband acts as her in-house hairdresser and helps her dye her hair each month. Now he wants to retire the gloves and send her to the salon. ...
Cold Case
22 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Should a couple in Berlin install an air conditioner in their new apartment? Dominik enjoys the heat, while Laura prefers a cooler climate. Judge Jo...
The French Correction
15 May 2014
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Two Quebecers quarrel: should they speak English or French when they're out and about in their hometown of Montreal? With expert witness Jonathan Gold...
The Waiting Game
08 May 2014
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Mollie says that her husband Geoff spends way too much time on his turns during board games, plotting the perfect move to crush his opponents. Should ...
Tipping the Scales of Justice
30 Apr 2014
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Marika says her husband Joe's habit of tipping housekeeping and service workers with coins is rude and contrary to the spirit of the gesture. Joe say...
Honey Don't
24 Apr 2014
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Lani says her husband Alistair insists on doing most of the household chores, and she appreciates his generous spirit. However, she says she's tired o...
Two's Company
16 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Judged by Guest Judge Jesse Thorn, and bailiffed by Jordan Morris! Margaret files suit against her male housemate and best friend, who's lied to his ...
The Perp Walk
09 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Lisa says her boyfriend Mitch's jaywalking is irritating and downright dangerous. Mitch says it's a useful skill, to be honed and used when appropriat...
Visitation Rights
02 Apr 2014
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A man insists that his best friend abandon his daily routine and small-town life and visit him in the city once in awhile. Judge John Hodgman is membe...
God Save the Teen
26 Mar 2014
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Callum is a teenager obsessed with British culture, and wants to go to university abroad. His older brother wants him to reconsider. Judge John Hodgma...
Arraigning Cats and Dogs
19 Mar 2014
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A couple clash over getting a pet. She wants a dog, he wants a cat. Who RULES and who DROOLS? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a mon...
Sic Semper Dramatis
12 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Will wants his brother Andrew to stop making scenes and acting like a reality TV star in public. NOTE: Some occasional bad language in this episode. J...
J'accuzi
05 Mar 2014
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Chas wants to put in a pool at the family homestead, Corbin says it's a dangerous idea. Who's right? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $...
Honk If You Love Justice
26 Feb 2014
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Wes claims his friend Adam is honk-happy. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Science Friction
19 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Should our defendant give sci-fi a try? This week, with expert witness Jane Espenson (Buffy, Battlestar Galatica, Torchwood, Once Upon a Time)! Judge ...
A Trial of Two Cities
12 Feb 2014
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Philadelphia and Raleigh face off! Cousins Lara and Christine each claim her city is best. Who is RIGHT? We're joined by expert witness JON WURSTER of...
Command Quit
05 Feb 2014
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Has Quin gone overboard when it comes to playing video games? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Moped Operandi
29 Jan 2014
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Should Amanda live out her Roman Holiday dreams and buy a scooter? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Father Gnaws Beast
22 Jan 2014
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Sisters file suit against their meat-loving dad. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Namer vs. Namer
15 Jan 2014
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Josh brings the case against his wife Jackie. They each kept their respective surnames when they married, and now can't decide on a last name for thei...
The Department of Corrections
08 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Tom brings the case against his wife Kira. He says Kira is obsessed with proper grammar, and she comes across as a know-it-all when she corrects his s...
Martial Law
01 Jan 2014
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Rodrigo brings the case against his friend and jiu jitsu classmate Matthew. Rodrigo claims Matthew has avoided taking the "No-Gi" classes at their Jiu...
Kitchen Loco Parentis
24 Dec 2013
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Should a toddler be let loose in a kitchen? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
The Judge John Hodgman Holiday Special
18 Dec 2013
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Judge Hodgman is visited by the spirits of litigants past. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Badgering the Waitress
11 Dec 2013
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Max says if he needs a server's attention, he's within his rights to flag someone down - but his friend Andy says he's going about it all wrong. Who's...
Six Feet Plunder
04 Dec 2013
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A tale of Christmas tree liberation. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Case Your State
27 Nov 2013
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NOTE: This episode includes some bad language and M*ssholism. Sam brings the case against his longtime friend John. They both hail from cities in Mass...
Resisting a Rest
22 Nov 2013
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Juliet brings the case against her fiance, Tom. Tom is a "disc ultimate" enthusiast. He's sustained several injuries over the past few years playing t...
The Right to Remain Silent
13 Nov 2013
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Does teenage Sophie need a push from Dad to get over her shyness? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Exit Partay
30 Oct 2013
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An introvert and extrovert face off - who gets to decide when to leave the party? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximu...
Criminal In Tent
25 Oct 2013
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How will these two young would-be homesteaders live? In a small wooden house, or a yurt? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at...
May It Breeze the Court
16 Oct 2013
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This week: fan noise tears apart a marriage. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
Strictly Courtroom
09 Oct 2013
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Ricardo brings the case against his girlfriend Paola. They both love to salsa dance, but Ricardo needs some work on technique. He'd like to perfect hi...
Lingua Fracas
03 Oct 2013
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Doug brings the case against his best friend Ty. Ty insists on pronouncing foreign words with the proper accent when speaking in English. Doug says th...
Horseless Miscarriage of Justice
25 Sep 2013
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Gearhead Abraham brings the case against his sister Sonja: why won't she take his advice when buying a car? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Jo...
12 Angry Birds
19 Sep 2013
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Is Anna a gaming addict? Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at maximumfun.org/join!
There's No Crime Like the Present
11 Sep 2013
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Emily and Otto have a dispute about gift-giving - when is it required? Otto works long shifts in a remote location and says it's difficult to find tim...
Weight Weight... Don't Judge Me!
05 Sep 2013
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Chad and Elizabeth like to challenge each other to the occasional friendly weight loss competition. But they differ on how to measure the losing winne...
Coast Mortem
29 Aug 2013
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A couple is split beween two coasts! Dan wants to move back to his home turf of Western Massachusetts, Jen wants to move to sunny LA. Guest bailiffed ...
Emergency Podcast System
21 Aug 2013
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A couple disagrees on how to implement a response to tornado warnings near their home. Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Join at $5 a month at m...
Reckless Endungeonment
14 Aug 2013
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Ryan and Dan are role-playing friends with a disagreement - Ryan says Dan's risky gameplay is making it less fun for everyone. Judge John Hodgman is m...
So Help You Pod, or Whatever
10 Aug 2013
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Aaron wants to move his beloved refurbished egg pod chair into the home he shares with his wife, Kara. Kara objects to the outsized piece of furniture...
Halal in the Family
24 Jul 2013
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Stephanie brings the case against her boyfriend, Dan. Her religious beliefs bar her from eating pork or keeping it in their shared home; she'd like Da...
Odor in the Court
17 Jul 2013
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Andrea says her boyfriend Christopher doesn't shower or change his clothes often enough. Christopher says it's his aesthetic, he doesn't smell, and he...
Taxi Evasion
10 Jul 2013
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Marcelo brings the case against his girlfriend, Sam. When Sam takes off early from a night out, Marcelo would like her to take a cab home. Sam thinks ...
Lawn and Order
03 Jul 2013
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Jumi brings the case against her husband, Josh. Josh thinks they need a riding mower to tame their front and backyards. Jumi says the idea is absurd a...
Shut Your Pie-Troll 2
26 Jun 2013
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Erin brings the case against her friend Ezra. Ezra hosts a "Bad Movie Night" at his house for their friends to watch movies, eat, and hang out. It's a...
Permanent Record
19 Jun 2013
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John brings the case against his girlfriend, Emily. She has a number of tattoos and wants her next tattooed piece to be on her wrist. John wants Emily...
Fitness for the Prosecution
12 Jun 2013
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The plaintiff, Melissa, wants her boyfriend Henry to participate in an obstacle course event with her best friends so they can share a bonding experie...