Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
Episodes
Jake's Massive Meltdown & Ally Texts Her Ex (FULL SHOW 6/12)
12 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It was an eventful Friday, complete with texting our exes and tantrums about t-shirts. Years ago Klein wore a red shirt to work. Jake wanted the shi...
HOUR 4- Summer Lifetime Achievement, Weekend Watchers and MORE
12 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Jake's Shirt Meltdown, Funner Summer
12 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 1- Klein's Ice Cream truck, Bud Light Bros Haiku and MORE
12 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- Text Your Ex, ADD News and MORE
12 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Klein's Ice Cream Truck
12 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Johnny Doesn't Know
12 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Text an Ex
12 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hags, Wags, & Mystery Smells (FULL SHOW 6/11)
11 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We started off the show with a mystery. Ally has superhuman smell since she's pregnant, and a new offputting smell made its way into the studio. Surpr...
HOUR 1- ADD News, The Smell Game and MORE
11 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- The Saddie Awards and MORE
11 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Klein's End of School Goodbyes, El Cheapo and MORE
11 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Gen Wars, Vanessa vs Gays and MORE
11 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Smell Game
11 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
El Cheapo
11 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Saddie Awards
11 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
RIP Dilfer Hopps & Colonel Mustard! (FULLY SHOW 6/10)
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Klein isn't great with names. We tested his knowledge by bringing coworkers into the studio and seeing if he could name them. It was awkward, hilariou...
HOUR 1- Thick Neck Guy, Last Day of School Song and MORE
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- No Phone Time, Klein's Kids Guess How Ally Got Pregnant and MORE
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- The Name Game and MORE
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Bamboozled, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
ADD News
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Man vs Machine
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Name Game
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Eggs, boobies, & DJ Khaliiiiiiiiiid (FULL SHOW 6/9)
09 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We're doing an event this Friday! Join us + Second Hand Cindy this Friday for a BUZZBALL event at 5880 Manchester, aka the 7/11 by LAX. We'll be there...
HOUR 1- ADD News, Klein Falls and MORE
09 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- World Cup Tips, Clickbait
09 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Secondhand Cindy's BuzzBallz, Happy Announcements and MORE
09 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Funner Summer Wheel, Old People's Secrets and MORE
09 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Klein's Get Waaay Tooo High
09 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Times You Won but Lost
09 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vanessa vs Gays
09 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ally's Round 2 IVF Results & Vanessa's Round 2 Pride Results (FULL SHOW 6/8)
08 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vanessa went to WeHo pride, got drunk, and interviewed the gays. As usual, it did not disappoint. We found out quickly she didn't know how to pronounc...
HOUR 1- Is Ally Pregnant, AKTN and MORE
08 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- ADD News, Vanessa vs the Gays and MORE
08 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Ally Peeing in the Pool, Jacob Givens and MORE
08 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Calling NY Bars and MORE
08 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is Ally Pregnant?
08 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jacob Givens in Studio!
08 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vanessa vs the Gays
08 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
White Chicks, Shawn Wayans & Lucky Charm Fights (FULL SHOW 6/5)
05 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What's the whitest thing about you? Ally is the whitest person we know. We heard lots of 'Most Interesting Man In The World' style commercials today o...
HOUR 1- Klein's Stolen Smoothie, ADD News and MORE
05 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- Klein's Ebay, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE
05 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Ally's Test, Shawn Wayans and MORE
05 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Klein's Lunges, The Box of Shame and MORE
05 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ally's Lucky Charms
05 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Klein's Stolen Smoothie
05 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Shawn Wayans in Studio!
05 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ya Gotta Gotta Foot Juice!! (FULL SHOW 6/4)
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If you got a lung infection from drinking dirty ass foot juice, you could be entitled to compensation. A wild story about selling foot juice at a Cali...
HOUR 1- Eating Inside or Outside, Klein's Weird Hat and MORE
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- Jake's Laundry, Blue Sharpie Avatar and MORE
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Meet the Neighbors, Funner Summer and MORE
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- El Cheapo, Sleep Regression and MORE
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Generation Wars
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What's Thicker Than Klein's Neck
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Klein's Weird Hat
04 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
SHOVERTIME 6-3!
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In today's bonus pod Ally finally takes a dump and Johnny perfects his impressions
Suck My Ass, Suck My Ass! (FULL SHOW 6/3)
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If you're an OG Klein Ally Show listener you got the throwback of a lifetime today. We talked about how there are no good 'school's out' songs and All...
HOUR 1- Why Klein is Gross, ADD News and MORE
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- Yearbook Photos, The Dank Tank and MORE
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Ally's Therapy, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Summer Songs, Funner Summer and MORE
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Why Klein is Gross
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Best and Worst Businesses to Live Next To
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Dank Tank
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Revenge Jizz & RIP Bill Bombay (FULL SHOW 6/2)
02 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ever done something stupid to get back at an ex? We heard some wild stories today, including one about a man who 'came' all over his ex's clothes and ...
HOUR 1- Klein's Apology Letter, ADD News and MORE
02 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- The Lez Off, Jake's Succulent Girlfriend and MORE
02 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Clickbait, Getting Revenge and MORE
02 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Old People's Secrets, Ally's Fight and MORE
02 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Klein's Apology Letter
02 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ally's Rejected Phone Call
02 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Getting Revenge
02 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Don't Be A Dick, Gays! In A Good Way. (FULL SHOW 6/1)
01 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's Pride Month, and we decided to celebrate with a round of Don't Be a Dick: Gays! Ally, the resident gay of the show, kicked it off by nominating l...
HOUR 1- A Kansas 10, Ally's Sound Bath and MORE
01 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- Lying as Kids, Funner Summer and MORE
01 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Don't Be a Dick, Expensive Dog Surgeries and MORE
01 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Klein's Panda Express, Netflix or Notflix and MORE
01 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ally's Sound Bath
01 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Klein's Kids Hate Him
01 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Don't be a Dick
01 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ally Took the Day Off for a 5 Minutes Procedure?? 9FULL SHOW 5/29!)
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We try to slog through today's show while Ally goes hard for a B-team embryo implant, Jake makes a confession in the drive-thru, Mr. Fall in the Hall ...
HOUR 1- Drive-Thru Confessions, Wrong Amazon Packages and MORE
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- The Spelling Bee Champ, Summer Birthdays and MORE
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Funner Summer, Sleeping with Spouse Hack and MORE
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Ally Calls In, The Box of Shame and MORE
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ally Knows the News
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Johnny Doesn't Know
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Injured While Walking
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jake Might Die. Who Gets His Dog? (FULL SHOW 5/28)
28 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jake wasn't in today, which marks the first sick day he's ever taken in his history on the show. He insists it's a 'weak cold' but he's been getting ...
SHOVERTIME 5-27!
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In today's bonus pod Ally tries to decide what embryo to go with and we try to come to the conclusion of if Buc-ees is a store or a gas station
D-D-Dees Get Degrees! (F-F-F-FULL SHOW 5/27)
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Nate Bargatze joined us today to talk about his new movie The Breadwinner & revealed new details about his Theme Park development Nateland in Nashvill...
HOUR 1- Klein's Wrinkled Short, Nate Bargatze and MORE
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 2- Klein's Lube, Having a Funner Summer and MORE
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 3- Petty Claims Court, Tipping for Takeout
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
HOUR 4- Ozzy's Hologram, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ally's Netflix
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Nate Bargatze Calls In
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Petty Claims Court
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ally Gets Steamy In Vegas & Klein Boos His Own Kid (FULL SHOW 5/26)
26 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ally had a 'hot girl' weekend in Vegas, complete with outfit changes, plunging necklines, bottle service, and an 'ass-only' swimsuit photoshoot. She l...