Kramer & Jess Uncensored Podcast

5-6-26 Uber Stressful

06 May 2026

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Jess got put in a really scary situation with her Uber driver. Would you have taken this ride?? Is there a difference between being a step parent and...

4-29-26 My Sh*tty Ex

29 Apr 2026

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Update on the Vegas drama... Do you have to stop being friends with someone who is dating a bozo? (TW: Sexual Assault mentions) Is it possible your ...

4-22-26 Breaking Up In Vegas

22 Apr 2026

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Jess recounts the absolutely wild public shade that was thrown at her family while they were in Las Vegas

4-16-26 Mystic Michaela Returns!

16 Apr 2026

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How does your aura color bring out your true purpose and guide you? Our favorite Mystic Michaela returns to the podcast to explore the "woo woo" mixed...

4-8-26 Wheel Of Exes

08 Apr 2026

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Wait...which bathroom activities are OK to do with your friend on the phone? Jess needs clarification. Kramer got lied to right to his face. Let's al...

4-1-26 BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Pt. 3

01 Apr 2026

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Wait... can Kramer now use the term "boy"? Miguel Fuller joins us again to decide... Jess' Sister Butter joins the show to determine if Jess ruined t...

3-25-26 Your Job Is A Joke

25 Mar 2026

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Why does everyone think our job is a complete joke? Does Kramer have to help Charlotte move??

3-18-26 What's Your Number?

18 Mar 2026

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Do you need to tell your partner your body count number? What was "The Incident" at your high school?

3-11-26 Retro Sexual

11 Mar 2026

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So why exactly was Charlotte in Charlotte? Is Jess committing mail fraud??

3-4-26 Brides, Boundaries, And Bold Assumptions

04 Mar 2026

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Jess and Charlotte react to listener's comments about weddings and babies Did chicken nuggets ruin Kramer's chances at finding love?

2-25-26 What Will Your Haters Say?

25 Feb 2026

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Charlotte's dream wedding just got ruined... What will your haters say about you after you die?

2-11-26 :( Part 2

11 Feb 2026

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Would you ever let a stranger stay in your house like Jess? Did Charlotte cut her needy friend off? Does Kramer finally need to settle?

2-4-26 :(

04 Feb 2026

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Kramer's not sure if this really nice texts needs a response... Jess is down for anything on her trip...except this. Charlotte doesn't know how to g...

1-28-26 Ghost GOTCHA!

28 Jan 2026

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Jess got bamboozled into staying at a haunted hotel... Did Charlotte end up sending that heated break up group text? If Kramer takes a girl to this ...

1-14-26 Should I Be Unhinged?

14 Jan 2026

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Producer Charlotte is debating if she should leave a group quietly, or be unhinged on the way out. Jess doesn't know if she needs to have another con...

1-7-26 New Year, Same Shit

07 Jan 2026

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Our holidays were 50% amazing, 50% traumatic Kramer's resolution is to be more of an F-boy this year????

12-17-25 2025 Wrapped

18 Dec 2025

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We look back at our favorite memories of 2025! Things get unhinged with our first "Kramer & Jess Wrapped"

12-17-25 2025 Wrapped

17 Dec 2025

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We look back at our favorite memories of 2025! Things get unhinged with our first "Kramer & Jess Wrapped"

12-17-25 2025 Wrapped

17 Dec 2025

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We look back at our favorite memories of 2025 Things get unhinged with our first "Kramer & Jess Wrapped"

12-10-25 Costly Confessions

10 Dec 2025

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Jess cannot be trusted in this store... Here are the purchases we feel most guilty about We really hope our kids don't have these interests...

12-3-25 Platonic Proposition

03 Dec 2025

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Jess had 16 people in 1 house for Thanksgiving...what could go wrong? Wicked review!! Can Kramer fix this friendship?

11-5-25 Follow Up Episode Pt. 1

05 Nov 2025

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We need updates to some stories that have been happening in our lives! Here's the conclusions to the questions you've been asking...

10-29-25 My Worst Nightmare

29 Oct 2025

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Dream Analyst Lauri Lowenburg helps us break down our biggest nightmares! Listen to our other podcasts: Kramer & Jess On Demand Podcast Certified M...

10-22-25 The Grinch!

22 Oct 2025

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Did Jess' influencer weekend turn into a reality show? Is Producer Charlotte's friend beefing with his baby? ...and a really random visit from The G...

10-15-25 Take A Hike, Sis

15 Oct 2025

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We predict how much of a soap opera Jess' overnight influencer event will be... Kramer's original rap for Jess' niece was completely unhinged...

10-8-25 Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It...

08 Oct 2025

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Kramer feels like his Mom might be getting too intimate... Who let out the worst fart that Producer Charlotte has ever smelt? We must know!!

10-1-25 Are Men...Okay?

01 Oct 2025

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Jess might be the worst judge ever... Producer Charlotte wants to know what's wrong with men and Kramer tries to explain...

9-17-25 The Fuckery

17 Sep 2025

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Do you feel like you're at an age where you could raise a kid? Kramer is yearning to re-engage with "the fuckery" ...

9-10-25 It's Giving Rapture

10 Sep 2025

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Phrases that make you instantly trust somebody This new Instagram feature has Kramer overthinking...

8-27-25 BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Part 2

27 Aug 2025

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Wait...was Kramer accidentally being racist? Producer Charlotte is confused about her sexuality

8-20-25 BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

20 Aug 2025

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Jess is throwing EVERYTHING out... We call Producer Charlotte's mom to figure out their family hierarchy... Is Kramer using an offensive term?!

8-13-25 Mr. Pooper Returns!!

13 Aug 2025

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Do you move into your hotel rooms like Jess? Mr. Pooper returns to continue wreaking havoc on Producer Charlotte's psyche...

8-6-25 Potty Problems

06 Aug 2025

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Jess finally reveals what happened with her latest doctor's appointment... Kramer's soulmate sketch is ruining his romantic life...

7-31-25 Judge Jess Uncensored

31 Jul 2025

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Wait...did Kramer already date his soulmate?! Judge Jess Uncensored is UNHINGED!!!

7-24-25 AROUSED

24 Jul 2025

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Charlotte got hit on by a ghost...? Kramer had a really hard conversation with a friend.

7-16-25 Hung Up On The Hang Up

16 Jul 2025

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We can't get over the fact that Tom hung up on us mid-podcast... Is Jess going to pee herself onstage? Kramer got a disturbing call from a friend.

7-9-25 Flushed From The Jury

09 Jul 2025

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Jess got kicked off the jury...because of her bladder? Charlotte wants be the most famous person from her high school. Would Kramer even know how to...

7-2-25 Bathroom Bound

02 Jul 2025

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Should Jess leave a bad review under her own name, even if it comes back to her? Producer Charlotte's date asked her to leave...because he had to poo...

6-25-25 Jess and The Jazz Cabbage

25 Jun 2025

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Jess was recognized in public, and so was her jazz cabbage stench Charlotte had the most haunted vacation ever... Someone from Kramer's past died, b...

6-4-25 Switches Before Bitches

04 Jun 2025

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Kramer has to choose between a date with a gorgeous woman or his new Nintendo Switch. Jess has been avoiding this city for 5 years, but this weekend ...

5-28-25 Short Kings, Tall Lies

28 May 2025

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Jess had to pull an episode of her podcast, but was it warranted? Charlotte feels like she got catfished. He said 5'8"... but what showed up had her ...

5-21-25 Is He Ghosting Or Is He Dead?

21 May 2025

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Happy Birthday Jess!! Producer Charlotte is debating if she's being ghosted or if her date is dead... Kramer's not sure if he's being body shamed...

5-14-25 Mother's Day Mishaps

14 May 2025

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Jess had a major Mother’s Day flop...so it should be free, right? At what age does Mothers Day stop being Dad’s responsibility? Kramer’s got a n...

5-7-25 Fake It Til You Make It...To Heaven!

08 May 2025

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Producer Charlotte has been trying to avoid contacting her ex. Did she crack? Jess is not thrilled with her new intro... Kramer has been faking bein...

4-30-25 I Can't Stop Texting My Ex Pt. 2

30 Apr 2025

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Jess is really proud of the work her and Garage Boy have done over the first year of marriage. Charlotte STILL can not stop texting her ex...

4-23-25 I Can't Stop Texting My Ex

23 Apr 2025

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Jess is nervous about her latest podcast episode... Charlotte can't stop texting her ex, and we try our best to put an end to this madness!!!

4-16-25 A Sexual Mystery

16 Apr 2025

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We're just a bunch of silly gooses today... Is Jess going to have to cancel her birthday trip because of MEN? Kramer's sex toy is making us all kind...

4-9-25 Cheating Statute of Limitations

09 Apr 2025

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Jess is going viral on TikTok and has never felt more seen... Kramer may have gotten away with cheating with no consequences...

3-26-25 The Soup Can Incident

26 Mar 2025

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Mercury is messin' with us! Meeting with a new therapist can be so awkward... Charlotte lore continues with the story of when she was accused of att...

3-19-25 Is It Ok To Pee Here?

19 Mar 2025

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In honor of Jess' biggest pee-mergency yet, let's play "Is it OK to pee here?" Kramer's got a new love interest, but is it worth it?

3-12-25 She Got Hit By A Car

12 Mar 2025

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Welcome to the pod Tori Yorgey, the WBAL reporter who got hit by a car while live on TV! We chat about the scary instance, what viral fame is like, an...

3-5-25 Judge Jess Uncensored

05 Mar 2025

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Kid's perspectives are so funny... Was Charlotte wrong for telling the group chat about Kramer's "secret" crush?

2-5-25 Baby, I'm Not Good But Don't You Worry About That

05 Feb 2025

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Jess has an emotional reunion with TikTok Ever played TikTok Roulette? We're all going through it right now...

1-29-25 The Ex Bomb

29 Jan 2025

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Were your parents "crazy sports parents" growing up? Kramer's friend dropped a bomb on him of LIFE-CHANGING news involving his ex

1-22-25 Delusional Dudes

22 Jan 2025

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Jess still has her Christmas decorations up, so when will they come down? Kramer WAY overshoots his estimate of "Out of 1000 single women, how many d...

1-14-25 Did Kramer Ruin a Friendship With a Typo?

22 Jan 2025

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Jess is excited for her bestie to finally visit her in Maryland! Kramer accidentally insulted his friend via text...

1-8-25 Guess Who's Ex Is Back?!

08 Jan 2025

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Let's Recap the Holidays Guess Who Got a Text From Their Ex...

#157: Ho Ho Holiday Movies

11 Dec 2024

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When did Holiday movies get so smutty?! Should Holiday Parties be banned?

#156: I Was An Accidental Mistress

04 Dec 2024

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Who is more dramatic: Kramer or Jess? Why do you have a club in your basement? How Jess was an accidental mistress, and how other women have been too....

#155 A Selfish Celebration

21 Nov 2024

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Are separate accounts the way to go? Jess is PUMPED for Wicked! Kramer refuses to spend Thanksgiving at partners house ever again...

#154 Stoney's Exit Interview

13 Nov 2024

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- Did Kramer ruin the all female yoga weekend? - Was Jess a diva over her Wicked drink? - Who does Stoney want to see fired from the show?

#153 Is It A Happy Halloween?

31 Oct 2024

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On Today's Show: How to properly use 'close friends' on Instagram How much did you used to spend on Halloween? Is Kramer the only person that doesn't ...

#152: Stoney Is Leaving

23 Oct 2024

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On Today's Show: We're So Sad Producer Stone Is Leaving The Show... Can Garage Boy tell Jess they can't get a do

#152: Stoney Is Leaving

23 Oct 2024

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On Today's Show: We're So Sad Producer Stone Is Leaving The Show... Can Garage Boy tell Jess they can't get a dog? 

#151: I Choose Shitting

16 Oct 2024

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On Today's Show: Black licorice isn't that bad. Kramer is pitching some unspoken bathroom etiquette. Would you rather your partner divulge all of you...

#150: The Boys Are In Their Princess Era

09 Oct 2024

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Are the boys in the their princess era? Let's discuss! 

#149: PEMDAS

03 Oct 2024

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Literally who in the world knows what PEMDAS is?! Jess is using the poop test and loves it. Stoney's anniversary this weekend, let's critique his pla...

#148: Kramer's Break Up

25 Sep 2024

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On Today's Show: Is Jess' sisters birthday gift unreasonable? Kramer got broken up with this week by a friend because...

#147: I'm Not Defending Diddy, But...

18 Sep 2024

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On Today's Show: Garage Boy's scary trip to the ER Is it weird if older women go on bachelorette parties? Kramer's think none of us should be shocked...

#146: Not Demure, Not Cutesy Episode

28 Aug 2024

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What started as a simple conversation about friendship styles turned into an unhinged conversation with Jess' Dad, Kramer's Mom and Stone's Girlfriend...

#145: You Gave Me Covid!

21 Aug 2024

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Kramer is blaming this person for giving him Covid, but does it make sense?! Producer Stone is a "passenger princess" in his relationship. 

#144: Should Women Propose?

07 Aug 2024

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Jess wants to get JACKED Is Stone about to get engaged with these clues? Kramer won't get married again unless the woman proposes...

#143: Are Threesomes Overrated?

31 Jul 2024

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Is Costco Scary To Go To By Yourself? Is It A Red Flag That Producer Stone Hasn't Flown Before? We Go Down A List Of The Most Overrated Sexual Things

#142: Jess Is The Original Hawk Tuah

24 Jul 2024

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Happy Birthday, Garage Boy! Wait...is Jess the original Hawk Tuah girl?! Kramer gets a traumatic blast from the past...

#141: Saying Goodbye

17 Jul 2024

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It's hard to say goodbye...

#140: Run In With The Ex

26 Jun 2024

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Is anybody going to watch all eight minutes of Jess’s wedding video? Why are guys so weird? How are we supposed to act if we run in with our exes

#139: Toilette

19 Jun 2024

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Let's break down Juneteenth and Kramer's white guilt. Jess HATES the world "toilet" and it really affected her honeymoon. Should Kramer ask consent b...

#138 Seperate Bank Accounts

30 May 2024

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We try to understand why people ask "when are you having kids" right after someone gets married Jess might be a cruise person! What did Producer Stone...

#137: Consummating The Marriage

22 May 2024

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We can't make minor jokes on Nieces Know BestDid Jess and Garage Boy consummate their marriage?SO many untold stories in "Jessica Dutra: this is your ...

#136: Consummation Consideration

24 Apr 2024

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Is Producer Stone still with his girlfriend, Rachel?  We end the debate: what's the worst girl scout cookie? Will Jess and Garage Boy consummate thei...

#135: Was It Banned? Part 2

10 Apr 2024

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We Hear What Is Going On With Jess' Bachelorette Party Producer Stone Presents The Second Edition Of Was It Banned?

#134: Was It Banned?

04 Apr 2024

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Kramer is already planning his exit from Jess' wedding. Was Jess' text to people who hadn't RSVP'd yet rude? We play "Was It Banned" from Producer Sto...

#133: DeBACHery

20 Mar 2024

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We don't have the Dundees, we have the Dreamies! Jess is worried about her behavior at her bachelorette party... We're read Producer Stone's dating pr...

#132: Sex Toy Selection

21 Feb 2024

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We try to guess how much Jess' wedding will cost Kramer's debating if he should get a sex toy for himself... We meet Producer Stone's girlfriend, Rach...

#131: Oh, Hai. ?

14 Feb 2024

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It's a been a while, but we're (kinda) back! Meet our new Producer Stone and say hello to his mullet... Jess is 90 days away from her wedding! Kramer ...

#130: Kramer Got Attacked And Robbed

28 Sep 2023

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Kramer opens up about getting attacked and robbed and how it’s affected his physical and mental health.  Special guest: Leah Aguirre. Tap here to l...

#129: Public Pooping Phobias

06 Sep 2023

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Jess' wasted weekend adventures with her Dad. Kramer has really serious anxieties about going #2 in public...

#128: Pubic Pruning

30 Aug 2023

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Is Kramer the only person that makes sure "down there" looks good for his doctor? Jess realizes how important quality time is for her...

#127: The 38 Year Old Virgin With 28 Kids

23 Aug 2023

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We catch up from the last few weeks: Jess’ codependency was wild, Kramer’s out of date condoms, Hassan would marry a woman or a man. Drew Sollenbe...

#126: Nudist Colony Chronicles

02 Aug 2023

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How does social media affect your relationship? Kramer is considering joining a nudist colony...

#125: MOMsturbation Pt. 2

26 Jul 2023

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Kramer's Mom heard us talking about his masturbation dilemma...  Jess had her first therapy session....

#124: MOMsturbation

19 Jul 2023

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Is Kramer banned from 'alone time' while his Mom is in town?

#123: The Discipline Debate

12 Jul 2023

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Do you remember the first cuss word you ever said? Jess admits she plans to spank her future kids... 

#122: The Creepy Factor

05 Jul 2023

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Jess got recognized in a really uncomfortable way... Does the age of woman Kramer wants to date give you creepy vibes?  

#121: 4th Of Ju-LIE

28 Jun 2023

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Is Kramer a bad person for telling his family this lie about his 4th of July plans? How much of your relationship do people really know about?

#120: Daddy TEARest

14 Jun 2023

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Our Dad’s joined the show for a surprising emotional episode... 

#119: The Swingers Return!

07 Jun 2023

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Jess ran into the swingers again and it got uncomfortable... Recaps of our trips.

Stephen & Jess

17 May 2023

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Jess is having a Taylor Swift hangover and is struggling the plans for her 30th birthday... Kramer is considering dropping the name 'Kramer'

#117: Kramer's Kids

10 May 2023

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Soul Worker Stacy joins the show with some big revelations:  Should Kramer get a vasectomy? Is Jess having kids? Hassan is making a good move. Get co...

#116: Love Is Geriatric

03 May 2023

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Is Kramer too old to go on "Love Is Blind"? Jess is debating if she should ask her cameraman's husband to work for free