Episode 617: The Black Knight Satellite
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Who is leading the discussion on the Black Knight Satellite?
That's my family. That's my family lineage. And you can't come at me today because today I'm in charge.
That he is. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks, and today I'm handing the reins over. Once again, I've handed him over to Ed Larson in the past, and he's knocked it out of the fucking park. But today I'm handing the reins over to Mr. Henry Zebrowski.
My goal is infield home run. My goal is one of those bunts that confuses everyone.
That people keep missing the first baseman, and then they miss the second baseman, and he just keeps going.
That's the idea, and that the man somehow has been allowed by other teammates to score. Well, I got a feeling you're going to be called out at home. Nice.
I always am.
And, of course, we have the skeptical Ed Larson here.
Hey, how you doing? I am ready to learn whatever Henry throws at me. But I am a little upset that you feel like you couldn't hold your concentration during a fart. I will.
I'm not mean. Farts don't faze me. Oh, no. I'm talking about Duncan Cameron. I'm talking about turtlenecked Long Island psychic. I think that man doesn't even know he farts. No. Yeah. Another secret admission. All it is is just his fuel. That's his psychic fuel coming out the back end. So today I wanted to cover something short and sweet for my very first episode. No, man, I'm short and sour.
He's sour tasting. It's like a pickle you left on the floor.
Yeah, all covered in shit and cum and weed. But that's just, again, that's my judgment on me. And I'm better than this.
Yes.
But today I wanted to do something, a micro topic that we could cover very easily because I don't want to go too far into the lore. I don't want to ruin people's weeks.
What is the Black Knight Satellite and why is it mysterious?
Right.
We just did that the last two weeks in a row with the Montauk project. And I decided to add a little bit more confusion to everybody's life. That's great. By covering a subject that I was just personally interested in and wanted to know the backdrop of. And it's amazing how much you can learn and also not learn in a short period of time. Okay. Now, today's episode, we are covering the Black Knight Satellite, which is, you know, it's huge. The Martin Lawrence vehicle? Yes.
Yes.
It is the Black Knight Satellite. It's actually, it's Black Knight 2. It's featuring Dave Matthews from the Dave Matthews band playing a white woman. Yeah. The song Satellite. Go ahead. Satellite. Satellite's a great song to get finger banged to if you haven't done it yet. Right? Like night swimming. Satellite, night swimming, both great songs to get finger banged to by some guy you'll never know again.
See, I thought you were saying, go night swimming, get finger banged to Satellite. I don't know what night swimming is.
Yeah, I don't either. Night swimming. It's quiet now.
That's not a finger bang song. That's a finger massage song.
No.
It's like a slow insert. You've never done a slow dip? That's what I call it.
A slow dip.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I was going to say, because when you say finger bang.
Yeah.
You know, that's like. Yeah, I'm fucking digging tunnels. No matter what I'm doing, I'm doing it romantic. Oh, yeah.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is leading the discussion on the Black Knight Satellite?
1:17–3:13
2
What is the Black Knight Satellite and why is it mysterious?
3:13–9:19
3
What is the history behind sightings of unknown satellites in Earth's orbit?
9:19–20:27
4
What role did radio signals and the 1950s space race play in Black Knight Satellite lore?
20:27–40:20
5
How do long delayed radio echoes relate to the Black Knight Satellite theory?
40:20–51:21
6
What connection does Nikola Tesla have to the Black Knight Satellite story?
51:21–1:02:27
7
Who are the Watchers and what is their significance in alien and Earth history?
1:02:27–1:16:06
8
How do quantum entanglement and psychic communication theories explain alien contact?
1:16:06–1:18:49