Side Stories: Attack of the Drones
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What announcement do Henry and Eddie make at the beginning?
There's no place to escape to. This is the Last Podcast on the Left. Side stories?
That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. First of all, what a lovely day to be in New York City. Our childhood homes, comedy childhoods. Comedy childhood. You're from here. I'm from here. I'm from here, not to brag, but I never get to do this. We never get to do this as a show. What's that? Bringing somebody new, a new permanent... third co-host to side stories big news big news big news i i can't believe it obviously it took a lot to really work it out but i'd like to introduce you one of our favorite comedians who's going to be joining side stories permanently big news big news rock and roll Hunter, come in here. Yes. Hunter Biden, everybody. Come on in, brother. Come on in. Fooled you. Fooled you. You fucking idiots.
Who is the new permanent co-host introduced in this episode?
Free at last. Free at last. I love you, Hunter. He went to the mountaintop. folks dude i love a guy that got to smoke crack smile along the way and make it out alive who do you think has had more sex in the white house hunter biden or jfk oh man bill clinton come on in terms of gay sex it might be abraham lincoln free chelsea clinton Where is she at? Yeah. Let's investigate Chelsea Clinton. Can we investigate Chelsea Clinton? Welcome to Side Stories. I'm Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Yes. And we are going to be actively investigating Chelsea Clinton and whether or not she has nipple rings. That's right. I want to see him. We're here in New York City. Big show on Saturday with Last Podcast on the left at King's Theater. Come check us out.
It's going to be fucking great. We're in Philly on Friday, but it won't even matter for you because those tickets are sold out. Sold out, baby. That's right, man. And I will be making an appearance as everybody's favorite. Not president. Whoa. Who's that going to be? I'm guessing Jeffrey Epstein. My favorite guy. You know, you guys, I love him. Your favorite politician. I love that guy. He was honestly one of the most powerful, one of the most powerful politicians of all time, if you can call him that. Also, don't forget, we're going to be at the Masonic Lodge on December 21st with Classy Night Out. It's going to be a blast. There's still a couple tickets left for that. That's in Los Angeles at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Please join us for that. All right.
Now, this is a lot of news is coming out. Obviously, we celebrated Hunter Biden's freedom. Goddamn. I just love, again, I love his smile. I love that it's another person related to a president that I could draw his cock by memory. And I really appreciate that about him. I get it. We love his energy here. That's right. We love what he brings to the table. We think he's a fun guy and he's going to get out there. And I'm hoping next. What's Hunter Biden's next steps, Eddie? Hunter Biden. I'm thinking either WWE or you porn. Wow. Yep. I could see him fucking Kim Kardashian. Can we make this happen? Can Hunter Biden start dating Kim Kardashian? New sex tape. See, I feel like even Kim Kardashian's old. I think we need somebody new.
I think that he needs to go steal Bianca Sensori. who's that oh my god new nipples out lady dude i mean i feel scared for her she makes me feel kind of uncomfortable man do you think hunter biden's strapped right now like a gun a dildo it's a huge penis there's a neat one He really doesn't need one. Imagine if he had one, like, on his back, though. He could just strap on on his back. Yeah, and he'd be like, fuck two chicks. Come on now. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hop on the small of my back. Hop on the small of my damn back. I want you to come on the small of my damn back. Ah, yes. Good old free free. Yeah, I love that he's out there, and I love that he's going to fuck your wife. He's going to fuck your wife. He's going to ruin a dinner reservation, and I love that for him.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What announcement do Henry and Eddie make at the beginning?
0:11–1:26
2
Who is the new permanent co-host introduced in this episode?
1:26–6:16
3
What are the latest trends in the Orca community?
6:16–13:44
4
What bizarre news involves Chris Chan?
13:44–25:29
5
What predictions does Cliff High make about an alien invasion?
25:29–33:19
6
What mysterious drones have been spotted in the US and UK?
33:19–48:25
7
What theories do Henry and Eddie discuss regarding UAPs?
48:25–52:02
8
How do they relate current events to historical phenomena?
52:02–54:11