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Chapter 1: What are the biggest true crime stories covered this week?
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? Side stories. Yes. How you doing, buddy? We have a very special guest in the studio in a little bit.
It was really fun to have some nice feminine energy in this place.
Yeah, it smelled better for a second. It did, because I put cologne on. Did you? I wash. Really? Yeah. I got this new Squatch deodorant. I hate it, but I'm wearing it, and... I did it. I love that.
I love that. You just don't care.
No one sells Mitchum anymore. I tried to switch them to Mitchum and no one's got fucking Mitchum. It's because they put tobacco in it. But now my armpits are red again because I'm squatching.
You know why I find it? Because you got irritated. Old Spice fucked me. Alright, this is a bad way to start. What are you talking about? We can't just talk about your underarm irritation. I feel like it was great. I mean, it's too late. The show's already began. Oh, good. I thought you were trying to restart. No, we're locked into this horrible intro. My shit's all fucked up.
I'm looking for help. You're fucking telling me to start over.
You know what? Sidestorieslpltl at gmail.com. This is a real problem that Ed has had forever, is armpits get irritated. Yeah, and only Mitchum helps me, but I can't find it anywhere. And I don't use Amazon, so I don't know what to do. He doesn't use, honestly, I told him to fucking put red clay everywhere. That's what I was saying. That's what he needs. Red clay. Maybe that's my issue. What?
That's why it's all red. All the clay. Yeah, that might be the problem. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with the irritated Ed Larson. And that's, you know, Eddie, you're allowed to be irritated. I just feel like, you know what I switched to straight up? I just, you know, we're staying in this boring lane. I'll be right here.
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Chapter 2: How does Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 discuss her new single 'Revolution'?
Oh, there is a picture without makeup. No, I think someone else made that.
Oh, someone to see what they really look like? Yeah, someone else made that.
So have there been any other reports around? Well, they're saying that it went into hiding. I'm calling it it. It went into hiding at some point because of all the attention it was receiving. And then I think it just took off its fucking costume and its makeup. And now that it's ready to kind of find its way back because it needs attention. It misses the attention. Yeah.
Yeah, because it's got nothing else going on.
Yeah, so what will probably happen is this is maybe the time when they will do something bad. Seems like they'd be a great villain in a pointless film.
That's what I love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It seems like they never really disappeared. They just kind of went underground. Went underground a little bit. Yeah, but they were still being creepy and messaging kids. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We know they didn't go through a manhole cover. That would be amazing. Fly from your grave. All right, here we go. What else we got here?
We got, it's kind of a fun story that I liked just real quick. I mean, I feel like I'd be disrespecting my alligator people not to bring it up. Please. In Louisiana, there was a guy who got a DWI and when the cops pulled him over, he ran from them and he jumped into a swamp. And then, and they were like, Hey, get out of that swamp. He's like, fuck you cops.
And then, and then a gator saw him in the swamp and swam at rapid speed towards him and started attacking him. And it's all on the web on the, on the cops cam. It's pretty fucking cool. Whoa. Did he leave the alligator? Did the alligator kill him? The alligator bit his arms off pretty bad, but he lived. And he's in a hospital right now, and he's going to end up in prison after that.
Oh, he stole stuff? No, it was a DWI.
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Chapter 3: What are the unique challenges faced by daredevils?
Especially in Louisiana. Yeah. You want to talk about the daredevil who does.
Yeah, that shit's crazy.
This is one of those where I know that they ask for pure death. I know that's the idea. I mean, it's a part of the like, I guess like side stories, LPOTL at gmail.com. I haven't seen a giant like stunt in a long time. Do we want to see him succeed or are we happier when they die?
No one watches this to watch them succeed. Everyone's watching to see him fall. But I do think that people are then upset when they do see him fall. Yes, because it's upsetting to watch someone die. People make a lot of decisions and watch a lot of things that make them upset.
See, this guy did a base jumping thing, right? So I guess he had walked on a slack line before he did that. His name was Sketchy. Andy Sketchy Lewis.
His name should have been Smacky. Splatties? He's famous for, he was the guy who performed during Madonna's Super Bowl halftime show in 2012. And he died in a base jumping accident in Utah.
Now, what is that?
That just means he just jumped, right? And then he basically splatted. He hit a bunch of... He bad lieutenanted some heroin. He did? No, I'm just saying free... It's base jumping, free base. I was about to say, this is about the story. It's about to get a lot better. No, no, no. He just fell. It's kind of sad. But here's the thing is, if a daredevil never dies... Then what's the point?
Then what's the point of the whole genre? I know.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to the latest UFO disclosures?
so yeah yeah fucking broken brains that's what that is yeah but you know why did they all die at once it's free so i don't know it's just a coincidence that it all kind of happened at once but you know i feel like though that's almost good for the industry of course right like if they all go at once if it's like a big thing it brings a lot of people back because like i very rarely like is there a mailing list for daredevil stunts
I have no idea. I'm so far removed from the community. It couldn't be ridiculous. Why don't we get those? I feel like these things should be advertised more. Why are we not being invited to more Daredevil stuff? They should be on TV more. You know what it is? All right.
I feel like there's a local thing.
Look at Sketchy real quick.
Look at Sketchy. Look at Andy Lewis. Andy Sketchy Lewis. You know what it is? He's dressed like shit. Evil Knievel fucking came out, beautiful suit, made nudie suit type of shit, had a great helmet.
You know that you're already walking down my street because I do believe that- This guy's fucking dressed horribly. He's lazy.
Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's like, take your time. Think about every aspect of the show.
Dressed for the job you want.
That's right.
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Chapter 5: What insights does Alaska share about her career in drag?
It is an absolutely fine 6.5 out of 10 action adventure movie you can take your grandmother to.
Yeah. That's what I liked about it. That's why a lot of people like it. I like the Kaminsky cinematography.
I just feel like there's a thing that you could have done within that in which you could have maybe... looked at a newspaper or, or maybe like pulled your head out of your, your ass. I'm going to say ass in terms of the subject.
If you maybe say that you're one of the most educated creators in all of the subject of urology and you were Steven Spielberg, you'd think he might have a different view on some stuff, or he might've learned something about how the world works. But it's fine. He's just in his own crystal castle. He is in a giant property. He's in a giant crystal castle. He's got a compound.
He doesn't grocery shop. He doesn't fucking go to concerts. He doesn't see humans. He probably just talks right to Robert Bigelow who's telling him fake things. It's a whole thing. We'll get to it. We'll save this.
Are you in too deep with aliens that you can no longer enjoy stuff? You know what it is? Is...
that's not a slight i'm just curious i i wonder i actually have been trying to parse out why i'm having such an intense reaction and like because i really didn't a lot of people i feel like are talking like me where it's like why can't i just like it's a spielberg popcorn movie like what what is wrong with me and i think that the reason why is because it speaks to he's writing a movie for a bunch of
he's writing movie for a world that doesn't exist yeah it doesn't exist we're literally in disclosure right now it's like it's happened it's like happening but the footage sucks yes and it's also the problem is is that it's it's it's not a fantasy it's not a fantasy the united states government has already disclosed their stuff guys it happened you think that's everything
No, it's not even about that that's everything. Do you think they have footage of an actual being? No. I think that if they had any of that, they would have destroyed it a long time ago. Okay. I don't think any of that would ever see the light of day. I think the best part of the Disclosure Day movie was his filming of the old, like, lore parts. I thought that was the best stuff.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of handlebar mustaches in fashion?
They need to slowly start fading out.
Scorsese's doing better work than he's done in years. He's doing fucking incredible work. Not the Irishman. I love the Irishman. Except for the digital shit in it. What did you think about Martin Scorsese in Mando and Grogu? I thought he was hilarious. Does he suck his own dick in that as well, or is it just Grogu?
No, he actually blows Grogu.
Whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he checks his ID.
He checks his ID.
I guess it's like... You want to know why, honestly?
let me just make sure you know what honestly eddie is that my heart's been broken and i find you know what they say the heart most hardened cynic was always the one that had his heart open the most and i think it's because when i was a little boy and i thought it when i was first engaging with the mystery of ufos and the idea of a government conspiracy and the idea of a cover-up and all this other kind of stuff was filled with a wonder for me and was a filled with this idea that life was more complicated than everybody was pitching it to me as as it was versus the priests and shit
And I think that when I then watch this movie about what's really like, I guess there's a part of me that's like. That's gone.
It would have been a much better movie if it came out 20 years ago.
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Chapter 7: How does the episode explore the intersection of politics and pop culture?
And also, I want to say real quick, I went to go see The death of Robin Hood last night at a sneak preview, A24 invited me, and I went and had a great time. It's fucking brutal. If you like a brutal-ass fucking movie that's not the real story of Robin Hood, it's like their own story of Robin Hood, go see this fucking movie when it comes out. It's fucking brutal. Lots of stabs. Yeah, dude.
Hell yeah.
Just know, we don't receive any money for these things.
No, no, no. This is just me having a good time. Oh, I sat next to the director. Yeah? Yeah, during the movie. It was the crazy. He also directed Pig, which I fucking love. And the whole time, I was just like, I was so nervous to react or not to react or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But then I left before the Q&A. I don't want to talk to him. But I remember just going, oh, yeah.
Give him a couple of those just so he felt good about himself. He's like, yeah, good. That fat guy likes it.
Great.
That's all I need. I need him. I need him. I need 40,000 more fat men. 100,000 more fat men. So if you're fat and you like to watch people get stabbed in the neck, check out Death of Robin Hood. Honestly, that is what I want to hear. That's exactly what I like to hear. We have a great guest joining us.
I can't wait to go through these stories. This person, like, honestly, I'm a huge fan of our guests. They are genuinely a delight. Funny as fuck. Evil as you want her to be. Put your ears on the headphones.
I think that's it. Yeah. Yeah. You can clap at home if you want. Give it up for Alaska Thunderfuck. 5,000. Fly from your grave.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the impact of reality TV on public perception?
I hate every second of it, but I do it. And then I drink like plant-based protein. And then I have been drinking a little bit of like creatine with it.
Same. It makes me feel bigger and stronger and wider.
Yeah.
it's probably just placebo powder but i feel so fierce doing it what was your reaction to the ufc fight did it meet your expectations so that was on the white house lawn this weekend i don't i didn't see it i know nothing about it what happened you missed it who was that um i believe it was it was um vladimir blanca stunk versus dustin Jimenez? I feel like that's the races that would be there.
And I feel like they fought each other and then the man came out and yelled about Michelle Obama. I saw that and that made me upset.
Oh, I heard about that. Like, this is the equivalent of fuck her right in the pussy. Remember that? On the news. They'd be like, what do you think about this issue? Fuck her right in the pussy! But my question is, why fight? Why not hug? Why not kiss? Yeah, thank you. No, I don't know what's going on with that. The movie Idiocracy has become a documentary.
We were talking about that, but President Camacho has a moral code.
Dude, President Camacho's a better president than Trump. He literally listens to his advisors. He stops using the Gatorade. President Camacho learns and grows in the film.
No, here on the White House lawn, we had a mechanical bull. The audience was fighting each other? The audience fought each other many, many times. And the watch party for the UFC 250, or the America 250, Trump's birthday, so on and so forth, it was held on the exact same place where Trump held the rally that led to the insurrection on January 6th. Oh.
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