Side Stories: Disclosure Daze w/ Alaska Thunderfuck 5000
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What are the biggest true crime stories covered this week?
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? Side stories. Yes.
How you doing, buddy? We have a very special guest in the studio in a little bit.
It was really fun to have some nice feminine energy in this place.
Yeah, it smelled better for a second. It did, because I put cologne on. Did you? I wash. Really? Yeah. I got this new Squatch deodorant. I hate it, but I'm wearing it, and... I did it. I love that.
I love that. You just don't care.
No one sells Mitchum anymore. I tried to switch them to Mitchum and no one's got fucking Mitchum. It's because they put tobacco in it. But now my armpits are red again because I'm squatching.
You know why I find it? Because you got irritated. Old Spice fucked me. Alright, this is a bad way to start. What are you talking about? We can't just talk about your underarm irritation. I feel like it was great. I mean, it's too late. The show's already began. Oh, good. I thought you were trying to restart. No, we're locked into this horrible intro. My shit's all fucked up.
I'm looking for help. You're fucking telling me to start over.
You know what? Sidestorieslpltl at gmail.com. This is a real problem that Ed has had forever, is armpits get irritated. Yeah, and only Mitchum helps me, but I can't find it anywhere. And I don't use Amazon, so I don't know what to do. He doesn't use, honestly, I told him to fucking put red clay everywhere. That's what I was saying. That's what he needs. Red clay. Maybe that's my issue. What? That's why it's all red. All the clay. Yeah, that might be the problem. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with the irritated Ed Larson. And that's, you know, Eddie, you're allowed to be irritated. I just feel like, you know what I switched to straight up? I just, you know, we're staying in this boring lane.
I'll be right here. I switched up to fancier deodorant and it's better for me. Really? Really. I use this like balm. I'm willing to up my game. I'll send you what I use.
Really? Yeah. We have similar bodies. We do. Back in college, Henry was like, there's like this red spot above my penis. And then I literally was like, you mean like this one? And I shut up. Yeah. I was like, it goes away.
Don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called that. Yeah, yeah. Rob likes the native. I like the native too. I use the native, but I also use kind of like fancier stuff. Oh, nice. Yeah, and we'll get you in there. Thank you. I appreciate you. Speaking of this... There's an update. Updates? You know, I just wanted to get into this. It was a very, very tough... First of all, to all the people who wrote in about their handlebar mustache, the people that have fucked people with handlebar mustaches, the people who defended your handlebar mustache, I just want to say I'm proud of you. I'm proud that you stood up to me. Yeah. Right. I'm proud that you did that. I'm proud that you stand in it. And I and I will reiterate what I said before, which is it wasn't a full on criticism of the handlebar mustache.
But you men, you straight men, as you'll see where guests we talked about today, you straight men with handlebar mustaches are. brave in the fact that you're you take that onto yourself and that fight onto yourself and i appreciate that i mean it's better than just dress it in clothes from walmart and smelling like shit completely agree eddie and i want to say there's a lot of people that say the handlebar mustache makes a man look safe i say opposite but some but that's what a woman says it's literally a cartoon image of a man tying a woman to a train track women like that though I got several messages from women who said they specifically fuck men because they look like that women we forget are broken Eddie yes like that's the thing is that we forget a woman chose us yeah so if a woman and we fixed them we did oh we got right in there we got right in there okay and we fixed that up so I know that those generous forward thinking women exist yeah and that's who's attracted to real men like us
Forward-thinking women.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the biggest true crime stories covered this week?
0:01–9:22
2
How does Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 discuss her new single 'Revolution'?
9:22–13:11
3
What are the unique challenges faced by daredevils?
13:11–17:12
4
How do the hosts react to the latest UFO disclosures?
17:12–21:33
5
What insights does Alaska share about her career in drag?
21:33–26:30
6
What is the significance of handlebar mustaches in fashion?
26:30–32:08
7
How does the episode explore the intersection of politics and pop culture?
32:08–35:53
8
What are the final thoughts on the impact of reality TV on public perception?
35:53–1:16:15