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Chapter 1: What celebrity gossip involves Tom Holland and Zendaya?
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
My fault that I'm out here feeling loose. God is sicking all my juice and I'm sitting on this goose. It ain't my fault. Is that how you make foie gras? I mean, in the old days. Yeah, you just get on a goose and you sit on them until it's delicious. No, you're not supposed to now. Now it's like the problem is that you're supposed to feed a goose so many delicious, like fatty things.
And now it's like they took that away from the goose. Yeah, but basically it was my 500-pound life as a goose. He was torturing the goose. It's like if they ate the person at the end of my 500-pound life. Ooh. Or just ate their liver. Dude. Just ate their liver. You know it's a tasty liver. That is a really fun idea. My 500-pound liver? I would love to see. The fat content of a 600-pound person.
I actually wonder, Eddie. I've never thought about it. Sidestorieslpotl at gmail.com. Can the liver of a 600-pound person be turned into foie gras? Probably. I wouldn't try and eat any other part of them but the liver. The liver is also considered to be the most nutritious part of any animal you could eat.
Well, that's why orcas are so... This is my one gripe with orcas, is that when they kill a great white shark, they only eat the liver and then dispose of the rest of the body.
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Chapter 2: What is the story behind the Netflix documentary 'Maternal Instinct'?
It's very wasteful. If the orcas were indigenous people... They'd be wasteful. You know what? But because they're orcas, we forgive it. And that's, to me, one of the glaring double standards we deal with as a country. And I feel that's why I'm actually really proudly to be a part of a new society or my new group where our goal is to just kind of randomly kill whales.
yeah and just call where the whale colors how japanese super japanese that's why i also bring my giant camera with me everywhere and i gotta take a million pictures of it and show no one and put it on facebook i also i film everything with my ipad oh you're so into it i'm so japanese you're new i film everything with my ipad it's pretty great welcome to side stories oh yeah my name is henry sabrowski i'm sitting here with
Ed Larson. That's right. That's me. Now, we talked about switching sides, but then we didn't do it. We did it for the other show. Oh, it's for the movie stories.
Well, I wanted to try.
Which is available on Sirius and Patreon. It's available on Patreon. So if you already joined the Patreon, just go watch it over there. It's already on there. It's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we, yes, we switched it for that because I was watching a video with Tom Hanks that was really describing the concept of how people legitimately have good sides and bad sides.
I am facing my bad side towards the camera. I know I am. Same. This is my bad side. I got this weird skin tag over here, and I got a gap in my teeth over here. This is my bad side. But the reason why we know this- I got to get my tooth implant. Yeah, well, you do.
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Chapter 3: How did Taylor Parker fake her pregnancy and commit murder?
And then no one will be none the wiser. Triple G. Triple G? Yes, you need. What does that mean? Gold? Big, natural titty. Oh, a natural titty?
Yeah, yeah.
In my mouth. That's what you mean? I need teeth. Oh, whatever, dude. Then you're calling the wrong fucking guy, man. Just always sucking on his own little titty. That's cute. Yeah, who'd be busy? You know who is never going to have a problem sucking on a titty? Who? Wonderful Tom Holland. Oh. You think Tom Holland's getting dumped. I'm mad that we're even starting with this.
You brought this up earlier. I think he's fine. I brought this up earlier.
earlier right so Zendaya and Tom Holland got secretly married right but now do we know oh they did yeah sort of I didn't know that's why you were talking about it she has been how do you sort of get secretly married it's like a have they haven't they kind of like fake thing do you think he's doing it for a green card I think he's doing it to keep Zendaya Right?
I think he's trying to hold on to Zendaya. And I think Zendaya is just so, like, I think it's fine right now. I think for a while she's been with Spider-Man.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Peter Thiel's secret society?
She's liked being with Spider-Man. But the reason why I wanted to talk about this is because I think it's finally time for Eddie and I to broach the topic of polymarket. So, you see, Eddie is not into gambling. It ruined his family. It ruined his family. It ruined his life. A lot of things ruined my family, but I'd say gambling was top two. That was top two, right? For me, father number one.
It's just dad's existence. See, I'm not a gambler either. I don't like it. And this is not a paid advertisement for Polymarket because we'd be on a different channel. I hate the Polymarket. We'd be making more money. But I thought it was like this is a good thing to maybe even use it for in case you want money. And this is my insider tip to those. Whoa. What happened? My chair collapsed.
Oh, it did? Wow. Hold on. Is this how short you're supposed to be? No! No wonder you wanted to change sides.
Why'd my chair collapse?
I don't know, man.
Why'd my chair collapse?
We're here now.
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Chapter 5: How does AI impact modern warfare?
Do you want to switch chairs? You look so little. I'm so small. I'm stuck on this chair. The chair fell down. Do you need to adjust the camera? No, it's important for me to do this from this place, okay? Are you happy? I went down too. No, I'm not Trump. I'm not slapping you as I sit. So I figured this is an insider tip. For people out here, because no one likes insider trading.
Is this how you always look at the world? Yeah, yeah.
I know, I hate it. Yeah, it makes you angry, right? Yeah, you're ready to fucking do a tech.
But my insider tip is that if you want to go and put a bet on a polymarket, all right, and you want to make money, I would say you're going to go and you're going to bet that Zendaya is going to leave Tom Holland within the next year. I mean this. You're going to set this up. You're going to put $10,000 on it. You're going to make so much money because you know why I know that?
And you know how I know that? Tom Holland's hairline. I look at it, he's becoming British. The second he becomes British, she's gone. The second he turns into the British man he's going to be, we all saw what happened to cute Prince Andrew. I mean, Jude Law still pulls him in. He's got heavy cosmetic surgery done.
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Chapter 6: What extreme vow did an Indian man take for his faith?
He looks horrible. Jude Law looks pretty bad. Jude Law has had his whole scalp reconstructed like three times. Yeah. So, dude, this is happening. This is what I'm just saying. This is my call out to you. Is this going to happen to Marcus?
yes wow he's gonna get british he's gonna get british no well he's not full he's still american so he's still naturally handsome so once your family's been here for multiple generations you stay handsome that's but if you stay over there oh it's the not it's no fluoride you're Cute, you're cute, you're cute. No, they don't want to fluoride anymore. They're going to get rid of it.
The thing about British guys is that they're cute, they're cute, they're cute, they're cute. Then they turn British. Yeah, yeah. And then all of a sudden it's, oh, hello, missy. Oh, just, I simply can't find my wrinkled cream for my shins. He is going to literally receive sock garters in the mail. Like, a British man can't even keep his socks up. Really? You know what I mean?
That's what I'm saying here. Tom Holland is going to get to that point. His legs are going to become really skinny. They're very thin now. Yeah. Oh, he's going to get skinnier and stranger. And that's my bet. See, I think Tom Holland's going to stay a cute little boy. I don't think he is.
Chapter 7: What insights do listener emails provide about the discussed topics?
I think he's already. Tom Holland's what? Like 33, 34? And he's adorable. He's going to. You can put him in your pocket. He's going to go British any day of the week. I don't think so. Any day now he's going British. Well, this is why they got married. It's going to be very hard for him. He's only 30. He's only 30. Okay. No, he's going to be British very, very soon.
He's got a full decade before he turns British. Guess what she gets now? Half. Half? Spider-Man. She gets half Spider-Man. Well, he gets half a dude. No, he gets jack shit. He gets nothing.
What are you talking about?
She's going to strip him of his life. She's going to take half of his stuff. And then he's going to end up dating like Casey Anthony. See, I think Zendaya is too classy to do any of this stuff. I think she's on the level.
Chapter 8: What are the broader themes of morality and justice in this episode?
I think that's really... Zendaya seems cool. So you're betting on... You're betting that they'll stay together. I'm betting on them. But here's the deal. If you bet on the polymarket, if they stay together... Then when do you win? When one of them dies. I'm not going to live that long. These people are going to outlive me by 30, 40 years. Something bad could happen to them.
There's a bubble around her. There's snipers following the two of these everywhere they go. I am still saddened by the loss of Oliver Tree. All it's going to take is one fucking helicopter ride and she's out. I don't know. They seem too responsible. I know that they would probably, I imagine that they would throw out other people to save Zendaya. I imagine that Zendaya will be saved at all costs.
The only way I could see this happening is if Tom Holland foregoes his own life to save hers. Like Spider-Man. I could see him dying like Spider-Man for her life. Well, that's the only way. I mean, that's the only way she's marrying him. He's like one of the only good Brits. She's only marrying him so that he will die earlier than her. You think that? Yeah.
I mean, he's definitely going to die earlier than her. Well, that's all men. She's going to live forever. Yeah. Zendaya's, you know, she's like- She's incredible. She's going to live- Yeah, no, she's- She's a Redwood. No, she's Chihuahua. In my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's going to go 125 years old. But she's tall though, right? Yeah, sure. I don't know. She just looks tall.
He's probably short too. He's super tiny. He's tiny. That's why she looks tall. Yep. They're both tiny. They're super small. I think they're going to be happy forever. I hope so. You know what? I just want to make money. And I want our people to make money. This is about the audience, Eddie. This is not about me. This is about the audience and giving them a good tip to go out and do.
All the guys talk about sports. I hope that the audience has an extra $10,000 to lay down on whether Zendaya and Tom Holland break up. Sell your stuff. Sell your things. Cash in your 401k. Put it on this. You know, it's interesting. I'm looking. So I searched. This doesn't exist in the polymarket right now.
That's what I'm saying.
You would have to invent this in order for it to exist. I searched. There are 103 results for Tom Holland's Zendaya divorce. And the top one that comes out that makes me interested is Margot Robbie divorce by June 30th at 1%. Wow. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, I could see that. There's all kinds of these in here.
But the more interesting thing on the polymarket that I saw is just like, you could bet on who's going to be the president in 2028? Oh, you can bet on anything. You can bet. No, we have, this is insane to me. We're off the rails right now, Eddie. Yeah. We're off the rails into a bunch of new things right now, Eddie. And that's why I was trying to give him a more innocent bet.
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