Side Stories: Squatch Watch 2026
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What were the major highlights from the 2026 Oscars?
There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes.
Was it huge? No, it was small. We're rolling. I mean, they had to come out a little pussy. Yeah, of course. That's the thing. I do. Is that how we start? No, I don't think so. Do doggies have C-sections? They have D-sections. D-sections. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie, I just want to say, you know, we had a absolutely fantastic weekend. As you can hear, my voice is destroyed. Ed's voice is destroyed. I'm a little better now. Yeah, but my voice is destroyed.
Why is Bigfoot back in the news in 2026?
I was really bad during the show. Yes, but we had so much fun in Urbana after our indie show. Great show in indie, but Urbana was special. Fuck these big towns with things to do and people to talk to. Seriously, there are times, though, when Eddie and I are out that I almost feel like Magneto. Where I have, not control, but I'm using a man's mutant-like ability to empathize with pigs to sort of weaponize it to find good pork sandwiches. I know what I'm doing, dude. But it is, you have this ability, you empathize with pigs, you love pigs. I love them. You will probably talk to a pig. Yeah. But you also- They're smarter than toddlers. But you seem to know, instinctually then also- Where the good pork is. Well, all right, here's the thing with delicious pork and food in general.
Things that are loved taste better. Does that make sense? Like, if you love it and you treat it well, it is more delicious after you kill it. That's why Jeffrey Dahmer kissed him first. Exactly. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Cebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson, and we had... That's why I even wanted to say this, is because we'll just do Uncle Corner up top. Yeah. Exceptional.
What happened with the hazardous meatloaf recall from Costco?
Pork sandwich. It was really good. Well, I had an eggplant parm. Yeah, he was healthy. I was healthy. Yeah, he was healthy. I was a good boy. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Because everyone, that's what you know about an eggplant parm. That's the first thing that comes to my head. Oh, the light health dish. Chicken's too much today. Oh, I don't need all that meat. I need something that is only oil. Well, I was going to get the Italian sandwich. And then she said that the eggplant parm was particularly good there. And she was correct. She was. And that was what was the name of the place again? It was Balderrata's porchetta and Sicilian sausage in Urbana, Illinois. Shout out to you, fuckers. And we also asked for recommendations.
And guess what you guys did? Not a single one of you told us to go to Balderrata's. I had to find it on my own.
Who is Tommy Thompson and what treasure did he find?
We had to find that on our own. I'm such a good sandwich hunter. You have no idea. That's what I'm saying. I'll find a good sandwich in a fucking pile of dead dogs. Yeah, I feel like I'm using like a psychic Native American to help me find oil. You know what I mean? Like, that's how it feels. It feels like I'm using a kind-hearted, empathetic ability to point it towards destruction. And I don't mind it because I win. I got the porchetta sandwich because I'm not a fucking cuck. It's hard, too. I got to tell you. Because, like, Henry, if you're on the road with Henry, Henry's yelling, where's the food? Why are we not fast enough? Find it faster. We're making a left now. No, fast. Go. Go. But I found Balderrata's porchetta and Sicilian sausage.
And boy, oh boy. Do I love you Italian Midwest ladies? Those Italian Midwest ladies, I wanted to fold them up. I wanted to put them in a basket and I wanted to take them home with me.
What was the Pennsylvania rest stop poker scheme about?
I wish we could borrow them at least for a month. But yeah, just go check that out. We probably could borrow them for a month. No one would know they were missing. There's nothing there. No one's there. Balderadas is there, and if Balderadas goes down, that whole fucking town collapses. No, Balderadas comes home. Balderadas comes to California. You're right, but yes, you guys did really good work out there, except for those of you that did not recommend it, and that's where you failed us, and I will never forgive you for that, but we're going to come back to Urbana because that's how good the show was.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What were the major highlights from the 2026 Oscars?
0:01–0:44
2
Why is Bigfoot back in the news in 2026?
0:44–2:12
3
What happened with the hazardous meatloaf recall from Costco?
2:12–2:54
4
Who is Tommy Thompson and what treasure did he find?
2:54–3:53
5
What was the Pennsylvania rest stop poker scheme about?
3:53–4:58
6
What interesting listener emails were shared?
4:58–5:50
7
How do the hosts feel about their live shows and fan interactions?
5:50–6:53
8
What are the upcoming events and shows for the podcast?
6:53–1:11:50