Chapter 1: What were the major highlights from the 2026 Oscars?
There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Was it huge? No, it was small. We're rolling. I mean, they had to come out a little pussy. Yeah, of course. That's the thing. I do. Is that how we start? No, I don't think so. Do doggies have C-sections? They have D-sections. D-sections. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie, I just want to say, you know, we had a absolutely fantastic weekend. As you can hear, my voice is destroyed. Ed's voice is destroyed. I'm a little better now. Yeah, but my voice is destroyed.
Chapter 2: Why is Bigfoot back in the news in 2026?
I was really bad during the show. Yes, but we had so much fun in Urbana after our indie show. Great show in indie, but Urbana was special. Fuck these big towns with things to do and people to talk to. Seriously, there are times, though, when Eddie and I are out that I almost feel like Magneto.
Where I have, not control, but I'm using a man's mutant-like ability to empathize with pigs to sort of weaponize it to find good pork sandwiches. I know what I'm doing, dude. But it is, you have this ability, you empathize with pigs, you love pigs. I love them. You will probably talk to a pig. Yeah. But you also- They're smarter than toddlers. But you seem to know, instinctually then also-
Where the good pork is. Well, all right, here's the thing with delicious pork and food in general. Things that are loved taste better. Does that make sense? Like, if you love it and you treat it well, it is more delicious after you kill it. That's why Jeffrey Dahmer kissed him first. Exactly. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Cebrowski.
I'm sitting here with Ed Larson, and we had... That's why I even wanted to say this, is because we'll just do Uncle Corner up top. Yeah. Exceptional.
Chapter 3: What happened with the hazardous meatloaf recall from Costco?
Pork sandwich. It was really good. Well, I had an eggplant parm. Yeah, he was healthy. I was healthy. Yeah, he was healthy. I was a good boy. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Because everyone, that's what you know about an eggplant parm. That's the first thing that comes to my head. Oh, the light health dish. Chicken's too much today. Oh, I don't need all that meat.
I need something that is only oil. Well, I was going to get the Italian sandwich. And then she said that the eggplant parm was particularly good there. And she was correct. She was. And that was what was the name of the place again? It was Balderrata's porchetta and Sicilian sausage in Urbana, Illinois. Shout out to you, fuckers. And we also asked for recommendations. And guess what you guys did?
Not a single one of you told us to go to Balderrata's. I had to find it on my own.
Chapter 4: Who is Tommy Thompson and what treasure did he find?
We had to find that on our own. I'm such a good sandwich hunter. You have no idea. That's what I'm saying. I'll find a good sandwich in a fucking pile of dead dogs. Yeah, I feel like I'm using like a psychic Native American to help me find oil. You know what I mean? Like, that's how it feels. It feels like I'm using a kind-hearted, empathetic ability to point it towards destruction.
And I don't mind it because I win. I got the porchetta sandwich because I'm not a fucking cuck. It's hard, too. I got to tell you. Because, like, Henry, if you're on the road with Henry, Henry's yelling, where's the food? Why are we not fast enough? Find it faster. We're making a left now. No, fast. Go. Go. But I found Balderrata's porchetta and Sicilian sausage. And boy, oh boy.
Do I love you Italian Midwest ladies? Those Italian Midwest ladies, I wanted to fold them up. I wanted to put them in a basket and I wanted to take them home with me.
Chapter 5: What was the Pennsylvania rest stop poker scheme about?
I wish we could borrow them at least for a month. But yeah, just go check that out. We probably could borrow them for a month. No one would know they were missing. There's nothing there. No one's there. Balderadas is there, and if Balderadas goes down, that whole fucking town collapses. No, Balderadas comes home. Balderadas comes to California.
You're right, but yes, you guys did really good work out there, except for those of you that did not recommend it, and that's where you failed us, and I will never forgive you for that, but we're going to come back to Urbana because that's how good the show was. The Lincoln Square Mall was weird. Well, that's the whole thing. We're going to leave that there.
That was just like a garage sale that was disguised as a mall. Yeah, but that's for them. And again, we made fun of that to their faces. And that's special. And we only do that on Side Stories Live. And you can go and get tickets for that on LastPodcastOnTheLeft.com. Because Eddie and I, we do come up with material. We talk about fucking macabre shit.
But we also, we will absolutely eat in your town and roast the living fuck out of it. That's right. In April, we're going to be in Anchorage, Fairbanks, and Lexington. So come check us out.
Chapter 6: What interesting listener emails were shared?
Lexington, Kentucky. And that's going to be good. I can't wait for that one. This week, I just want you to know, way off the top, we're not going to hit an update today because let's take a break. You know what I mean? We deserve a mental health break. We all did it. I was watching and stuff. We are going to talk about. It ain't going away. No, no, no, no.
We are going to talk about the Italian Trump next week. Hopefully we also have a bunch of other stories to go deep into. There's there's so much still going. It's still there. Don't worry about it. They we did get to say we're not doing an update here. Sure. But we did get to tell our driver all about the Epstein files on the way from Urbana back to Indianapolis. And we scared him.
We also got to tell you remember that anonymous married couple. We met at the rooftop bar. Oh, yeah. I told them all about the Epstein files. So don't worry.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about their live shows and fan interactions?
We are hitting the streets. We're directly delivering Epstein information to the people. Yeah. And that chick, she told you she was a real nurse. Oh, trauma nurse, trauma center nurse. And then she told you about shrimping. Oh, well, that was one of my favorite things.
So I told her about the Epstein files and she told me about shrimping, which she learned from her nurse Instagram, which was like, she follows a bunch of nurses and shrimping is when you, uh, You are a man, and you cum into a woman's ass, and then you suck the cum out of the ass. So it's not felching, it's shrimping. It's not like Bubba. It's not Bubba Gump shrimping. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, you can. You can eat shrimp and do it. I think it should be called krillin' it. Oh, that'd be cute. That's cute. Because semen's closer to krill than shrimp. This is what I find interesting. Shrimping, yeah, it just says to suck on someone's toes, is according to Urban Dictionary. But that's not what this nurse showed me. No, no, no. She had a whole video about it.
And she was on a staycation with her husband.
Chapter 8: What are the upcoming events and shows for the podcast?
It was one of those things where it was like she clocked Henry and was like, I think he needs to know about shrimping. And I was like, this woman knows how to read a fucking room. Yeah, dude, I've never experienced that. I was so impressed. I was just, I was so happy, but also because, I mean, I led with the Epstein files. Yeah, yeah, that's true. And it really sets the temperature.
It really does. Because, but again, we didn't do it on the show this week because we did it P2P. We're out there, grassroots, ruining people's nights. Yeah. Because, like, that was the thing. Our stupid driver even did the thing. He was a nice guy, fine guy, right? Fine guy. He might be listening. Sandwiches. We plugged the show. We actually subscribed to the show.
I texted him the show, so he's probably listening. What's up, Jim? How you doing? But Jim, did he say, hey, oh, you know, I'm a bit of a Trump fan, right? And then we're like, unfortunately, he punched a 13-year-old in the head while she was trying to suck his dick. And then he was just like, ugh. And I was like, go check it out. You know what I mean?
Because we did a whole thing where we first said, like, you know, like, we went and we softballed because first he asked you, like, what are your jokes on AOC? And we're like, you're sexually obsessed with her.
yeah and then we then said like i don't know why you're sexually obsessed with her i think she's beautiful i do think she's gorgeous yeah i also just like she doesn't really enter my mind quite a bit and she's also whatever right now she's doing her job that's what she needs to do but these he was then kind of like to ask about the clinton so he was obviously kind of snowballing then we got to do which was awesome say like well obviously hillary clinton's a villain bill clinton's a villain we believe that they should be probably in the hague right like we couldn't give a fuck kill him
That's what we kept saying. We're like, we don't give a fuck. Like, we don't care if you arrest our people. They're not our people. None of these people are our people. You know who's my people? Ed. Yeah, I like Henry. Rob's cool. Rob's my people. Champ's on the money. I like Ernie, my new dog. Yes. You know, I think he's cool. And that's about it. Julie's on the level. Julie and Natalie.
I claim Natalie. That's it. It's the only people I will claim as representative of me. I would fight to keep you from prison. I like Holden more than Bernie Sanders. Yeah, it's the truth. That is the fucking truth. I admire Bernie Sanders. I'm friends with Holden. You know, it's distinctly different. I don't care. I couldn't care what happens to Bernie Sanders.
When he dies, unfortunately, I'm not going to shed a tear. I'm going to be like, replace him with somebody else. Who gives a fuck? They're replaceable. Who gives a shit about a senator? How would you feel if Bernie Sanders got hammer maniaced? I will say, honestly. I think that would hit me hard. I'm only saying this. I think I'd be upset if he got hammer maniac.
Only as a true crime ghoul, this is the only reason why I'm even saying this. I'm just saying that it would be fantastic for the show. It would be great for the show. So that is my main issue. If Bernie got hammer maniac, it would be great. You're going to turn me into soup? I like soup. I drink soup. But you're going to turn me into soup? What is happening to elderly man's heads?
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