Henry & Eddie return from the Desert to bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - but first the boys recap the events of Contact in the Desert 2025, then it's time for updates... the Devil in the Ozarks still on the run, the boys react to new footage from last week's Bitcoin torture story, THEN, Henry breaks down the mystery of The Buga Sphere, Florida Mother kills 6-year-old son during alleged exorcism, Florida Deputies shoot, kill 'bizarre' armed man minutes after apparent gator attack in lake, CCSO releases bodycam footage of deadly deputy-involved stabbing during DUI investigation, The Glimmering Man, Listener Stories, and MORE!Follow all of the new YouTube channels here:LPNtvLPN RomantasyWho's The BitchNo Dogs in SpaceSome Place Under NeithThe Foreign Report For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: What happened at Contact in the Desert 2025?
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
Oh man, oh man. I am hung over from contact, dude. I'm like hung over. I'm not from like drinking too much. Like emotionally hung over. I am, the amount of information I received, the amount of downloads I got into, directly into my ass. I don't know if it's information I received or talking at I received. I will, I will say...
One of my most successful movements of the weekend is I want to say thank you to the other. I'm going to say this as nicely as possible. You know what I'm saying. The other big, fat, hairy man, the only one brave enough to find me at the pool. Oh, pool man. Yeah, no, I saw that swap monster on the other side of the pool slowly making his way over. I'm like, this guy's coming to talk to us.
But that guy is the only one who took me up on my offer. He came out to the pool. Yeah. We sat there. We floated. We were wantoning it up. He basically said we had a good, long, old-fashioned conversation about Whitley Streber, Aleister Crowley, Jeffrey Epstein. You know, best blunt rotation. And it has just been nice just hanging. It was nice. His wife was there.
Seemed to be very happy to sort of allow her husband to have this afternoon. Yes. Because she obviously was there for the pool. But it's like my wife was. Very much so. She was just at the pool. And so that I was, I want to say very thankful, very, very big thanks to the man covered in hair that was also as covered as me. And it was nice talking to you out there.
Yeah, no, he really made you look like a normal man. It's nice to see because guess what? What I like to do and what that guy obviously like to do, which is nice, is that you got to Rorschach that pool being like, I'm not in here with you. You fuckers are in here with me. Yes. And welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Hello.
And we just did such full body contact at the desert. I want to say thank you to all the people that run contact. Captain Ron, I want to thank you, Jamie, everybody over there. They couldn't have been nicer. Yes. No one said a word about me carrying the World Trade Center Evergy around in the lobby of the hotel. They said plenty with their eyes. Yes. I will say the power...
Of holding a paper, a three-foot paper mache World Trade Center effigy under my arm. Yeah. And the looks I got, to be honest, I felt like Rose McGowan. I felt like a Florence Pugh. Everyone wanted to know, who's he? Yes. Where's he going? Especially at contact in the desert. Yeah. Cause I'm walking around there. Cause no one knew that there was there.
Cause like you can see a lot of people kind of doing the math, like the conspiracy math in their head being like, what's this about? What is, what does this symbolize? Cause you see people walking around with like, you know, If you have a little paper mache UFO or something like that, that makes sense. It's turned some heads, but not really.
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Chapter 2: Who is the Devil in the Ozarks?
the most spook like dude an intelligence agent I have ever Met he was saying like three things out of both sides of his fucking mouth. Yeah at all times and he was Mormon So he was like all of it. There's some kind of an aw shucks kind of vibe He had been you're also like he definitely looked like a murderer. He was huge. I You noticed that with Paul Smith, too. He was fucking jacked.
He was gigantic. He was like 80. He was a former Marine, but he was like one of those where he grabbed my... He was like... Oh, no. It was a tough handshake. Yeah, that was a tough-ass handshake. That was the best handshake of the weekend. Nothing made me realize George... I got in there on the motherfucker, too.
Of course. I squeezed it. I squeezed it hard.
But nothing makes you understand that George Knapp's a writer. Like meeting a major of the U.S. Army. You know what I mean? It's still like, George Knapp is still the manliest man I ever, we did approach him about being my father and taking my fatherhood.
Yeah.
Being my father. And then, um. Seemed like he thought about it. He didn't say no. He said, you know, everybody. He did not say no. I'm a 41 year old son with new money. Yeah. All right. And I'm here and I'm hanging out. I'm good for it. I'll fucking, we'll get drunk and shit. I'll fucking, we'll do a bunch of stuff. We won't tell your wife. It'll be awesome. Can I be your father? I don't know.
Well, think about it.
I'm a little older.
You are. I'm a little older. Three years older. Two. Is that it? Two and a half. Two and a couple months. Well, you're older than you think.
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Chapter 3: What are the latest updates on Bitcoin torture?
I'm going to turn your son. Hey, you like your son? How about I make him Mr. Peanut? You know what I miss? Zika. Me too. Where'd it go? I don't know. Yeah. Where's Zika at? Talk to these guys. Come on. These little mummies. These are the first Zikas. Where's Zika at? Yeah. Actually, Zika testified this week at the Diddy Trail. Oh, that's right. All right, so this week...
Uh, this is a, uh, but, all right, so Velez de Poultro, he said he found it in the woods of Buga. And he said this fear, he was kind of crazy. He said he told Malsan when he found it that he, after touching it, he felt sick for days. He then, he said it was cold, but he poured water on it and the water evaporated off the top of it. Oh, interesting. It just seems like such horseshit to me.
How is the ball only four pounds if it's not made out of tinfoil? Alien. Stupid. This whole thing's stupid. I don't think that aliens write letters to each other.
Well, according to this, right here, the center of the sphere shows a lower radioacoustic density than the edge, indicating an internal structure that may be more porous or composed of less dense material than the outer shell, like a hazelnut cream. I just can't see aliens designing something. Well, putting like a design on it. They don't need that. They're not artistic. They're here.
It's interesting because you say this. Is it artistic design? Like, let's say, let's throw all of the it's horseshit away for one second, which is because on one level, sure, obviously it seems like total horseshit. It's all connected to a bunch of con men. We can't see it ourselves.
You know, you'd think it would be killing everybody by the second that he touched it because of the radiation, all the stuff coming off of it. But let's just say. The footage was pretty cool. It hit ornate, right? Let's say it hits the ground and it's now like it goes dead. It's very possible, which is what I've heard in other sections of UFO lore, that the writing itself is the technology.
And that the stuff on it is like almost sometimes an instruction manual. It's something that is working alongside. This is how you open it. Yes. Grab two AA batteries. Essentially. It could be like that. Who knows?
Every single story I've read of other people that have gotten close to a UFO, they always kind of talk about one of the things they always talk about is some alien writing written on the side or engraved on the side or written into a thing. It happens quite a bit. Okay. According to them. Seems like horseshit. I know. You told me not to do that.
I'm sorry.
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Chapter 4: What is the mystery of The Buga Sphere?
there's a bunch of gators in the lake and they called the cops and stuff but he was all like fucked up on and then one of the alligators bit his arm and then he still like kept swimming and he got to the end of the lake and then he saw a bunch of cops and like stop stop and then he grabbed a bunch of uh trimming shears for the garden and he ran at the cops and they blew him away so he got what he wanted i think so wow that's fucked up so he was on uh something
Yeah, no, he was definitely all fucked up on drugs. Yes, but he was fighting a gator on his own. He volunteered to go into a lake and fight a gator. I believe he was just fucked up and he was in the lake. They don't say why he was in the lake with a lot of alligators. Yeah, it seems like you do. It was at seven in the morning.
So I imagine he was still.
Oh, yeah. He never went to sleep. They said that he was drunk or high or something. You definitely wasn't. I guess it's some of those Nespresso's. That's super hardcore Nespresso. It's called like Ardversio or whatever. It's called the Nurse Nersio.
Oh, yeah.
Because Nestle's trying to kill everybody. Yeah, dude. It could be that super, super intense Nespresso pod that did this. Yes. Because some of that stuff. Who takes me for a loop? And the cops, they were pretty happy about what they did, to be honest with you. I think that this is a type of story that, like, they love.
They love that he already had a round with an alligator and that they got to finish it. And he had a very deep... He tried to assault the deputies with shears. He then jumped into... into their vehicle, which is an armed burglary. And then he tried to get the rifle and shotgun out of the vehicle. At that moment, all the warnings had to stop and action had to begin.
And that's when they shot him enough to stop the threat. They unloaded both of their guns on him. He looks like a man that could have made them.
His mugshot basically says, I could have made better choices. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I could have made better choices. I shouldn't be in this place. I did, unfortunately, have sex with a panda.
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