Lawyers Behaving Badly
Episodes
The Robot Lawyer Who Was Neither
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week: DoNotPay promised to be the world's first robot lawyer. Any guesses as to how that turned out? Also: what we're reading + another...
Hot Toppies: Vegas & Love Is Blind
28 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this hot toppies-only episode, we drill down into JJ's recent trip to Vegas, KP in Chicago, and the hit sensation reality TV show with the mos...
DOJ Meltdown: "The system sucks. This job sucks."
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week: A Department of Justice lawyer's in-court meltdown in Minnesota this week serves as a cautionary tale to us all.LinksDonate to The Hum...
See also, Vibes
25 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Get in loser-- we're going ChatGPTing. In this episode: ICE continues to terrorize Minnesota; Patreon; and please for the love of god STOP USING ...
The Land Where the Water Reflects the Skies
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode: Minnesota, more Tom Goldstein, and hot kid sports takes.Important LinksBishop Rob Hirschfield's Remarks at a vigil for Renee Goo...
Shibari n' Stolen Elections
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode: Erstwhile former Supreme Court practitioner Tom Goldstein gave an interview to the New York Times! Next, we go back to the 2020 elect...
Drop the Fraud Hammer
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we discuss a law school graduate turned professional fraudster. Much like Ozymandias, he liked to "think big." Also, Tom Girardi...
Cranks & Weirdos
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by Prof. Leah Litman of Strict Scrutiny to talk about her new book, Lawless: How the Supreme Court Runs on Conservative Grievance, ...
The Kindred Episode
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Aliza Shatzman, Founder and President of the Legal Accountability Project, joins us to discuss former Judge Joshua Kindred and the abuse of federal ju...
Tom Goldstein: Slay, Crypto King
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join us on Tom Goldstein's recent journey back to jail. Are we in the presence of crypto greatness? Also, Goya Foods' maybe ex-CEO goes a l...
Silly Little Goose
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week: What happens when a mischief-making county prosecutor decides to be a silly little goose at the county courthouse? Also: Mia Sosa's up...
Tom Goldstein Isn't an Ordinary Man
18 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Emergency episode! Lion of the SCOTUS bar, SCOTUSblog founder, and recent Trump editorial bootlicker Tom Goldstein was indicted yesterday. Settle in, ...
Geaux Terrible Judgment
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week: What happens when a corrupt sitting judge has Poster's Madness? We also talk about a randy, Mussolini fanboy falconer and eulogize Tik...
The Metadata Marauder
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, an enterprising lawyer makes a few questionable deals with his client, tries to steal a case out from under another lawyer, and learns abou...
Pauline! What Are You Doing Here?
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week: A Fifth Circuit Judge auditions as a Real Housewife at a recent convention of your favorite fascist phrenologists! Also: the most delightfu...
Elvis Has Left the Building
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week: Sordid stealing and a slippery, social-climbing CEO at start-up Slync. Also: (Extremely former) US Bankruptcy Judge David Jones and Jackson...
Women & Children to the Lifeboats!
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! Come for the extreme open records request action, stay for the confectionery smut. Smelling salts and fainting couch optional.Buy Law...
Menardi Gras
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy last birthday, America! Today: tomfoolery and malarkey at Wisconsin-based home improvement company Menards.Also: KP is officially a Minnesotan!B...
Hot Toppie Tapas
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back this week with: an eclipse recap, JJ's TikTok FYP, Gita Sankano's lawsuit against MLA Global, an Arizona Cardinals update, a...
Southern District Sting Action
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How many people can fit in the criminal conspiracy clown car before the wheels come off? This week's Larry Lawyer tests the limits of a little mo...
🚀Stonks & Diamond Hands🚀
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you're casual about privilege and confidentiality, and your safeword is "material nonpublic information"? 🚀🚀🚀...
Nepo Baby Short King
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dive into the dysfunction, drama, dirty deeds, racial discrimination, and misogyny (allegedly) pervasive through the Arizona Cardinals football team. ...
Peeping the Scandal at Troutman Peeper
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And we're back! This week: Former associate Gita Sankano's lawsuit against Troutman Pepper Hamilton Sanders. Also, Ken Paxton hijinx!Buy Law...
A Day Late & A Dollar Short
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week to discuss Alina Habba, one of Donald Trump's motley crew of donkey lawyers. Also, we ask the burning question: How do nudie ...
The Pringles Perplexity
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today: DIVA DOWN! OpenAI, and the mystery of the Pringles Pooper. Plus, limited edition merch, linked below!Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch!Music b...
Gym, Tan, Launder
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today: The wild and unpredictable world of timeshare sales on the hopping Atlantic City casino scene. This week’s Larry is up for Worst In-House Cou...
Pink Chairs & Baby Hands
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's show: a judge who loves textin' and Facebook postin' (allegedly). Also, more on former Bankruptcy Judge David Jones. Plus, SBF ...
Undercover (Judge) Lover
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week: What the hell is going on in the Southern District of Texas? Let's talk US Bankruptcy Judge David Jones, his clerk, and our pals at Ja...
Metal Scrappin' Our Hearts Out
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today: Law and the metal scrapping industry collide. Also, Caroline Ellison melted in the microwave and more on SBF's FTX trial.Buy Lawyers Behav...
Hot Toppie Interlude
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today! Billionaires and their parents getting smacked. Yeehaw!Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch!Music by Def Lev.
Dirty Oil Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week: the seedy underbelly of deed and title work for Oklahoma oil and gas companies. We answer the burning question: Will you fail, or will you ...
Rona Spa
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Rona Spa, where tiger stripes abound and masks are few and far between. Also, the thrilling conclusion of Kenny P's impeachment &...
Ticket Turmoil
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What’s the difference between The Hang Zone and The Dumb Zone? This week we dive into non-compete litigation that’s shaking up the Dallas media ma...
Stainless Steel Scorcher
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Littler Mendelson may have blocked KP on Twitter, but we’ll never block them from our hearts. This week we dive into the Outokumpu Stainless case an...
Ernie’s Blank Settlement Check Bonanza
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week JJ and KP discuss Ernie Esquire and his scheme to defraud the NFL and hundreds of his clients. But Ernie's got a nemesis just waiting i...
This Episode Takes the 5th
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What is going on with the Federal Circuit, Judge Newman, and especially one of Judge Newman's law clerks? Also, Lizzo gets sued!Buy Lawyers Behav...
Such a Display of Solipsistic Callousness!
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're going back to our roots this week with Larry Lawyer, an estate liquidator, and a mysteriously absent client. Also, Sam Bankman-Fried and FT...
Ken Paxton Pt. 3: Special Prosecutin’
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We finalize our journey into the corruption-riddled Kenny P, discussing why his loyal henchmen / employees turned on him, ultimately leading to his im...
Ken Paxton Pt. Deux
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We continue our deep dive into ole' Kenny P, the worst(ish?) (currently suspended) AG in the country. We look at what legal positions Paxton has ...
Hot Toppie Interlude
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we take a break from Kenny P and talk about OceanGate and 303 Creative, along with a correction about the South Dakota Attorney General Jas...
Ken Paxton Pt. I: The Pen Purloiner
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week: Meet the worst Attorney General in the country, Texas's own Ken Paxton! We talk Ken’s humble beginnings, his felony indictments (p...
Excessive Hot Toppie Warning
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Lewis Brisbois conflagration; ChatGPT chaos; and a DWP update. This hot toppies only episode has it all.Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly Merch!Music by ...
LADWP Pt. III: Double Birds Up
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! In this final installment of our Los Angeles Department of Water & Power series, we answer the burning question: How did this all...
LADWP Pt. II: This Is Gonna Break Your Botox
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
JJ and KP continue their foray into the travails of the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power. This week: is a class action settlement too good to...
LADWP Pt. I: Ready for Crime Time
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week: JJ and KP discuss one of the many scandals at the Los Angeles Department of Water & Power in recent years involving a very enterprising...
A Sham of an Odyssey
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join KP and JJ this week as they discuss the Demoulas drama from the 1990s. Inept spy craft, Larry and Jerry Lawyers, Hawaiian shirts, and proper Gree...
A Real Stinker of an Episode
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, KP and JJ discuss a lawyer who drives a great big truck, loves guns, and has a hard time keeping his checks clean. Also, Tucker Carlson got...
Thin Buffoon Wall
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, JJ and KP discuss a now-former deputy US Marshal and his evil cyberstalking scheme to frame his ex-girlfriend with an assist from the Blue ...
Ask Your Accountant idk
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this Hot Toppies only ep, KP and JJ dive into the latest with Twitter's legal department and new information about FTX's extremely carefu...
Snow Storm
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
KP and JJ are back with the story of a small town boy making it in the big city. How far would you go to help your bestie? JJ and KP also discuss an i...
We're in the Bad Place
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, JJ and KP discuss just how you’ll go to screw over your law firm partner who you believe tried to kill you. Our hosts also discuss how we...
A Bevy of Larrys
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week KP and JJ discuss two Larry Lawyers looking for the limelight. First, an update on our testy appellate king and how he’s not taking his sa...
Malice at Malio's
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How far would you go to get your opposing counsel off a case? Join KP and JJ as they follow the machinations of some very enterprising Florida men and...
Littler Emergency 'Sode
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Littler had an emergency hearing today in its lawsuit against a former Littler associate, and we sat in! Join us for the latest tea and the most profe...
This Podcast Is the Deep State
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today: the ridiculous controversies surrounding Black Rifle Coffee Company, including a recently publicized lawsuit filed by the company’s former ...
Edelson v. Girardi - Collapse of a Titan
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join KP and JJ as they talk to Jay Edelson and Ari Scharg of Edelson PC about Tom Girardi, Erika Jayne, and discovering one of the legal industry&apos...
Crimeaholic: Addicted to Crimeahol
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join JJ and KP as they discuss a securities fraud recidivist and pump & dump enthusiast in Texas. Our hosts talk Valentine’s Day, Family Karma a...
Negging Your Way to Business Development
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode has it all: FBI standoffs, Sales Garys, stings and secretly recorded calls, and fast, fast cars.Buy Lawyers Behaving Badly merch here!M...
Ice Storm Intermission
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
JJ and KP tackle a grab bag of hot topics this week, including Spare, Madison Square Garden's facial recognition woes, and the long-awaited indic...
Backroom Bankruptcy Dealings
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, JJ and KP discuss the bankruptcy court order that blew up the internet. What happens when you treat the Bankruptcy Rules as optional? What ...
Forge Your Own Way!
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Did an in-house attorney forge evidence in her discrimination case against her former employer? This episode has it all: snarky e-mails, the world&apo...
Professor Streisand: A Spankin' Good Time
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week KP and JJ discuss a throwback lawsuit involving a hot technology at the time: blogs. Not only do our hosts confess to having once dallied in...
Ain't Nothin But a Jailhouse Party
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we talk about an enterprising attorney who didn't let an obstacle like jail time come between him and his practice.Also in this episod...
Judge Yolo: Money Machine Go Brrrr
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week JJ and KP discuss the Municipal Credit Union scandal and wonder, if you’re a sitting judge, just how many times can you ignore a federal g...
Diana Jenkins v. Enty Lawyer: Lawsuit Voyeurism
29 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
KP, JJ, and a special guest host discuss the lawsuit filed by Real Housewives cast member Diana Jenkins against Hollywood’s most mysterious gossip, ...
Washington Commanders: The Sales Guy's Revenge
22 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
KP and JJ discuss the Congressional investigation into the NFL and Washington Commanders. This episode asks: how many times is too many times to put t...
Washington Commanders: Extreme Short King Energy
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
KP and JJ discuss the unholy mess that is the NFL and the Washington Commanders. Lawsuits, investigations, ass wagons and plexiglass staircases, this ...
Appellate Mayhem: Let Daddy Do the Dirty Work
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join JJ and KP as they discuss just what it takes to push a judge into sanctioning you. With ransomware attacks, porn, and hot practice tips like “a...
Planting Drugs on a PTA Volunteer
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join KP and JJ as they discuss two California lawyers who schemed to plant drugs on a PTA volunteer. Sex ninjas, informants, wire taps, Dr. Phil-- thi...
Dirty Deeds at the MVC
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lawyers Behaving Badly returns to its roots in Episode 3 with a true story about a very angry lawyer, a golf club, ghost guns, and a 12-year veteran o...
Crypto Bro Meltdown Pt. 2: Life Creeps Up On You Sometimes
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In Part 2 of the Crypto Bro Meltdown, KP and JJ discuss just how FTX spiraled into a corporate scandal worse than Enron. Shrug emoji expense reports! ...
Crypto Bro Meltdown Pt. 1: The Vibes Are Off
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you heard about the historic collapse of cryptocurrency exchange FTX ? Wondering what happened there? Curious about just who (now disgraced) bill...
Welcome to the Goat Rodeo
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As professional mess enthusiasts, lawyers Karen Delaney and Jennifer Judge are here to share their love of mess with you. Expect to hear about lawsuit...